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The IT Crowd is a British sitcom originally broadcast by Channel 4, written and directed by Graham Linehan.
See also: Crowd, List of The IT Crowd episodes, The In Crowd, List of The IT Crowd characters, Far from the Madding Crowd, The 'In' Crowd (song),

A lingerie catalog for a Kathy Morganforman
A lot of sexy people not doing much work and having affairs
A lot of sexy people not doing much work and having affairs #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #jen #not doing much work #sexy people #having affairs
Amateur Hour
Ameteur Hour #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #jen #ameteur hour #noob #casual
And speaking over eighteen million people have died abstr
Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?
BALLS FROM HELL, YOU SHIT TWINS #balls from hell #bloody hell #holy shit #shocked #amazed #what the fuck #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #the it crowd
Bastard!
Because she's dead!
Bing bong noise!
Bit of a mess
Bit of a mess #the it crowd #richard ayoade #mess #delicate #tidy #untidy
Bloody blast this is up my arse
Bloody blast this is up my ass #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #jen #bloody hell #oh snap #shoot #damnit #wow #damn it
Broken down!
Burn it #richard ayoade #maurice moss #the it crowd #burn it #kill it with fire #destroy it #kill it #die #roasted
But thats stealing!
But thats stealing! #the it crowd #richard ayoade #stealing #theft #robbery #stolen
But you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure are you sure
Ciao
Ciao #ciao #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #jen #goodbye #hello #hi #greetings #welcome
Come down here
Come on you crazy bitch
Come on you crazy bitch #the it crowd #roy #jen #come on #lets go #embarassing #drunk #crazy #insane #nuts
Come on, no one would use that sort of information against us
Come on, no one would use that sort of information against us #the it crowd #richard ayoade #oh no #only posted it about an hour ago #come on #dont be silly #wait a second
Come sit on my big hand
Come sit on my big hand #the it crowd #jen #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #sit down #take a seat #come here
Completely
Computer's broken!
Could you stop shouting at me
Could you stop shouting at me #the it crowd #roy #stop shouting #quiet #shut up #silence #be quiet #please stop #phone call #calm down
Damn good job, Damn good bloody good damn good job
Damn good job, Damn good bloody good damn good job #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #jen #meeting #good job #well done #keep it up #good work #congratulations #great work #great job
Deal!
Deal! #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #roy #deal #agreement #handshake #contract #pact #negotiation #i accept
Did you hear anyone laugh, like in the kitchen area?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Ding dong ding!
Does that make you feel stressed
Doesn't make you feel stressed
Drink milk and kick ass
Drink milk and kick ass #the it crowd #richard ayoade #kick ass #bad ass #come at me
Easy to remember
Email!
Everyone is having fun fun fun
Everyone is having fun fun fun #the it crowd #jen #mexican #subrerro #fun #enjoyable #entertainment
Father!
Fiddle About With It
Fire
Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire! Fire
Fire! Fire! Fire #the it crowd #jen #fire #on fire #omg #what
Fix My Pants
Flabbergasted #richard ayoade #maurice moss #the it crowd #amazed #shocked #impressed
Flip off
Flip off
Fools!
Fools! #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #fool #clown #joke #idiot
For god sake #the it crowd #jen #gods sake #bloody hell
For God's sake
Forcing unexpected reboot
Fuck off
Fuck off #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #fuck off #piss off #get out #go away #leave
Give me my money!
Give me my money! #the it crowd #theft #burglary #robbery #stolen #debt #collecting
Go! Chip it
Have you tried fixing it up your arse?
Have you tried sticking it up your arse?
Have you tried sticking it up your ass #the it crowd #roy #up yours #piss off #arse
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried turning it off and on again? #the it crowd #off and on #reboot #restart #it #support #tech
He loves declaring war #war #politics #declaring war #battle #richard ayoade #maurice moss #warfare #fight #the it crowd
Hello
Hello I T
Hello I.T.
Hello IT
Hello IT 2
Hello Judy
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hold on a minute sugar tits
Hold on a minute sugar tits #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #jen #denholm reynholm #hold on #hang on #wait up #wait there
How dare you #how dare you #what did you just say #the it crowd #jen
How nice is this?
I am a giddy goat
I am a giddy goat #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #fool #clown #joke
I am a woman
I am a woman #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #woman #girl #transgender #female #look at me #lgbt
I am declaring war
I am declaring war
I am declaring war #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #the it crowd #war #battle #fight me #come at me #politics #leader
I can see why shes divorced, Shes very divorcable
I can see why shes divorced, Shes very divorcable #the it crowd #jen #richard ayoade #maurice moss #divorce #marriage #love #break up
I can't go to prison #i cant go to prison #the it crowd #richard ayoade #**** the flip out of me #wont go
I could just kill myself
I could just kill myself #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #kill myself #fml #despressing #not going to plan
I Don't Know #i dont know #dont know #dunno #i dunno
I don't want to do it, I feel trapped like a moth in a bath
I don't want to do it, I feel trapped like a moth in a bath #the it crowd #richard ayoade #trapped #nervuos #anxious #moth in a bath #stuck
I gotta pray to you
I just made that up
I just made that up #the it crowd #richard ayoade #made up #fake #i lied
I lie
I need to wee #richard ayoade #maurice moss #the it crowd #wee #pee #toilet #loo #piss
I really am losing quite a lot of blood
I told her
I told her
I was the last person to sleep with her
I would honestly rather sleep with a rat
I'm at the end of my flipping tether
I'm at the end of my flipping tether #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #losing it #angry #anger #arguement
I'm disabled
I'm in my happy place
I'm in my happy place #the it crowd #richard ayoade #happy place #terror #crazy
I'm not a stupid geeky geek
I'm not a stupid geeky geek #the it crowd #jen #roy #geek #nerd #smart #clever
I'm not afraid of you
I'm not afraid of you #the it crowd #roy #phone call #not afraid #not scared #fearless #come at me #come at me bro
I'm not crying you're crying
I'm not crying you're crying #the it crowd #roy #not me #you #crying #sad #sadness #cry #wale
I'm Roy, from IT
I'm sorry are you from the past
I'm the boss, head huncho, numero uno
I'm the boss, head huncho, numero uno #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #boss #bossy #in charge #number one #ceo
I'm the Greatest Man in the World #brag #boast #arrogant #best #number one #winner
I've sent an email, it's fine
Ideas are coming, things are happening here
Ideas are coming, things are happening here #the it crowd #jen #ideas #idea #plan #thinking #thought #notion #concept
If you type google into google you can break the internet
If you type google into google you can break the internet #the it crowd #jen #google #break the internet #viral #break #stop
Im sorry
In a tapas restaurant, he doesn't like sharing
It can't be done
It can't be done you're crazy
It's easy to remember oh one one eight nine nine nine eight eight one nine nine nine one one nine seven two five three
Jump Out Window #suicide #kill myself #abandon thread #bye #leaving #abort #monday
Just walk away
Just walk away #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #walk away #dont get involved #leave
Leave it with me
Leave me alone, you goblin #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #the it crowd #leave me alone #go away #stop it #piss off
Let me put on my slightly larger glasses
Let me put on my slightly larger glasses #the it crowd #richard ayoade #glasses #brain #smart #clever #intelligent #iq #blind
Let's forget about it
Lets forget about it #jen #the it crowd #forget about it #didnt happen #embarassing #dont remember
Literally
Look normal
Look normal #the it crowd #look normal #act natural #relax
Loosing blood
Make up your mind
Make up your mind #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #jen #make up your mind #make a decision #choice
Massive Profits #get rich #money #stock prices #billions #board meeting
Maybe I could just kill myself
Maybe I could just kill myself #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #jen #kill myself #die #death #end it #kms
Minecraft.
Moss ringtone
Need to turn it on
Never contact me again, because I'm mental
Never contact me again, because I'm mental #the it crowd #jen #dont talk to me #dont come near me #go away #stalker #stalking #mental #insane #crazy
New Emergency Number
Nice screensaver
Nice screensaver
No
No #the it crowd #jen #no #nope #nothing #nada
No actually, its not me, it is you
No actually, its not me, it is you #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #its not me #its you #your fault #blame
Not afraid
Now thats a good looking woman #richard ayoade #maurice moss #roy #the it crowd #fit #cute #good looking
Oh come on, shes a receptionist, she'd hardly gossip
Oh come on, shes a receptionist, she'd hardly gossip #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #gossip #talk #rumours #spread #receptionist #come on
Oh my god
Oh My God #omg #wow #surprised #the it crowd #richard ayoade #shocked #woah
Oh my god #the it crowd #jen #oh my god #omg #amazed #shocked #excited
Oh yeah, I used to work as a waiter. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers
Oh yes
Only without their consent
Only without their consent #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #consent #agree #sanction #accept #permission
Peter file #peter file #peterfile #pedofile #pedophile #it crowd #peterphile
Popcorn
Popcorn #richard ayoade #the it crowd #drama #this is going to be good #moss #prepared
Prepare to be astonished
Prepare to be astonished #the it crowd #jen #astonished #amazed #impressed #shocked
Prepare to put mustard on those words #humble pie #oven of shame #egg on your face #the it crowd #richard ayoade #sarcastic #enthusiastic
Promlem solved #problem solved #fixed #no problem #completed #all sorted #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm
Pull Down My Trousers
Rude
Sent an email
She is evil
She is evil #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #roy #evil #villain #wicked #vile #bad #horrible
She reminded me of me at her age
She's a busy miss Lizzie
Ship it #the it crowd #denholm reynholm #douglas reynholm #ship it #shipping #get out #leave #go away
Shit head of year award
Shit head of year award #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #jen #jerk #asshole #award #congratulations #trophy #shit head
Shoot it in the face
So many people I dont care about getting back in touch, its brilliant
So many people I dont care about getting back in touch, its brilliant #the it crowd #jenn #i dont care #social #social media #facebook #friends #twitter
Spoilers
Spoilers #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #roy #spoilers #spoil #dont spoil it #no spoilers
Stop
Stop telling everyone I slept with you
Tape-ass
Thank you
That is something and a half
That is something and a half #richard ayoade #the it crowd #omg #woah #that is something #shocked
That's brilliant
That's hugely impressive
That's hugely impressive #the it crowd #jen #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #impressive #amazed #wow
Thats a horrible thing to say, how dare you!
Thats a horrible thing to say, how dare you! #the it crowd #jen #roy #horrible #not nice #unkind #insult #how dare you #what did you just say
The IT Crowd Opening Theme
The IT Crowd Soundboard Sound
The last time I exercised was never
The last time I exercised was never #the it crowd #roy #exercise #fit #fitness #health #workout
There were rumors that there was a rumor but that was just bullshit
There were rumors that there was a rumor but that was just bullshit #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #rumors #lies #liar #false #accusation #bullshit #unproven
This is a long song
This is a long song #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #jen #this is long song #singing #singer #bad singing #bad singer #please stop
This is fine #this is fine #fine #this is okay #the it crowd
This is most irregular
This is most irregular #the it crowd #irregular #unusual #odd #wierd #abnormal #peculiar
To be continued
To be continued #the it crowd #to be continued #next time #soon #trailer #more to come #coming up
Uh, uh
Unbelievable
Unusual text isnt it, its not just me
Unusual text isnt it, its not just me #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #jen #unusual #unexpected #not just me #wierd #odd
We're all gonna die! #were all gonna die #riot #panic #crowd #chaos #richard ayoade
We're not homesexuals we are just very good friends
We're not homesexuals we are just very good friends #the it crowd #richard ayoade #gay #homosexual #lesbian #mistaken #not gay #lgbt
What a bunch of bastards
What a bunch of bastards #the it crowd #roy #bastards #dicks #rascals #scoundrels #villains
What are we gonna do now
What are we gonna do now #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #roy #hide #what are we gonna do #what now #quick #duck
What can I do for you?
What can we do you for #what can we do you for #what can i do for you #how can i help #assistance
WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
WHAT DID YOU SAY!? #it crowd #pcmr #what #tell me #angry #shaking #pardon #huh
What is that
What is that #the it crowd #roy #what is that #what are those #what are you doing
What the hell is tapas?
What's the precise nature of the problem?
Where's my fuckin money
Where's that hootsy tootsy hum dinging cootchy mumma boss of yours
Wheres my fuckin money #the it crowd #roy #wheres my money #debt #collecting #angry #phone call
Wheres that hootsy tootsy hum dinging cootchy mumma boss of yours #the it crowd #douglas reynholm #denholm reynholm #boss #where are they #whos the boss #hot #fit #cute
Why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up #shut up #be quiet #hush #shh #shush #silence #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss
Why did noone tell me this
Why did noone tell me this #the it crowd #jen #why #speak to me #tell me #discuss #talk to me #come to me
Why do you need to know?
Why don't you come down here and make me then
Women Ayy
Women Ayy #the it crowd #richard ayoade #moss #women ay #what are they #who knows #cant live with them
Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate dessert first?
Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate dessert first? #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #mind blown #shocked #blown away #dessert first
Wow, we're just gonna let that hang there
Wow, we're just gonna let that hang there #the it crowd #jen #hang there #awkward #shocked #leave it there
Yeah that's not how you say it
Yeah you need to turn it on
Yes
Yes it is
Yes, right
Yes, she's dead. She died
Yes, yes I am
You are not going to adam and believe this
You are not going to adam and believe this #the it crowd #richard ayoade #maurice moss #adam and eve #unbelievable #shocked #amazed #unthinkable
You bastard!
You bastard! #the it crowd #jen #bastard #dick #asshole #douche #jerk #prick
You berk
You burk
You dont know anything about computers! #richard ayoade #maurice moss #roy #nerd #geek #stupid #dumb #idiot #you know nothing
You know tapas, tiny food from Spain
You there, computer man. Fix my pants
You will not let this get too far #wont go too far #gone too far #richard ayoade #maurice moss
You're a tape-ass
You're busy
You're busy
You're in big trouble
You're terrifically old
You're terrifically old #the it crowd #richard ayoade #old #age #die #peace
You're very welcome
You're very welcome #the it crowd #richard ayoade #youre welcome #no problem
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