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Ahahah ahoo!
Annoyed sigh
At a fancy restaurant.
Aw fuck you, do you know who I am?
Be quiet and pay attention.
Boo.
Chris
Daddy
Damn it.
Do I have a brother?
Do you have any idea what time it is?
Do you know who I am?
Dog.
Don't you talk to me like that?
Don't you think you're overreacting?
Excuse me
Excuse me, young lady.
Goodnight, sweetie.
Great.
Haha, how clever.
Hello daddy.
Hello.
Hey there sweetie.
Hey there.
Hi guys.
Hi.
How about a little angry sex, huh?
How about a little angry sex?
How he said it?
How is everything at home?
I am so sorry I can only imagine what you must be feeling right now.
I can't bear this anymore.
I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so disgusting.
I can't call the police.
I don't care to look at children to have your name me. How do you think that makes me feel like? I don't want you I don't love you I want you gone.
I don't like this.
I don't want you. I don't love you. I want you gone.
I got to wax this morning and let's just say yeah, cleared for landing.
I gotta call the police.
I gotta get a little rough.
I had a question I wanted to ask.
I haven't had sex until weeks. I'm just a little on edge lately.
I know when you're lying to me.
I sure do.
I think I might be pregnant.
I was like a day away from having sex with you.
I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects and things.
I'll be right back, I'm gonna go tinkle.
I'm a bad bad girl.
I'm just going to have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
I'm Louis.
I'm your sister.
If you don't want to face the truth, there's nothing I can do about it.
Is someone there?
It's 5:30 in the morning.
Jackie Mason.
John Edward
Laugh
Laugh 2
Look, I can't tell you how to lead your life if you don't want to face the truth. There's nothing I can do about it.
Mag
Make Ghost and Nicaragua.
Marion.
Miss takanawa
Miss takanawa
Montana.
My name is Lois.
Mystique
Night.
No problem.
Now add a gentleman.
Now that we've talked about kissing and cuddling, it's time to practice eating out.
Now.
Oh
Oh God, not this again.
Oh I need a spanking. I'm a bad bad girl.
Oh my God, I am so sorry.
Oh my God, I've made a terrible mistake.
Oh my God, what have I done?
Oh my God.
Oh yeah.
OK honey, I'll see you later.
PC AMP IEO FTD.
Peter
Right?
Second hour.
Shut up and go to sleep.
So I'll ask you again.
Stop it.
Sure.
Thank you for letting me know.
Thank you so much. You've been very understanding.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's enough.
That's not nice.
This is inexcusable.
Vanessa
Wake Island, Washington
Washington
We're not allowed to have sex.
Well, how do I know if I wanted if I can taste it?
Well, what do you do?
What are the names of the women on sex in the city?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What do you do?
What if Jesus had done that?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you guys doing?
What the hell do you expect to accomplish with this?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What?
What?
What's going on?
What's wrong?
Who are you?
Who do you think you are? My father?
Who, me?
Why can't you understand I'm doing what I want?
Why the hell is this always an issue with you?
Why?
Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men.
Wow, that's ridiculous.
Wow, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, I think you can do that.
Yes.
You are really starting to take advantage of this whole situation.
You can call me Mystique.
You could get in a lot of trouble for this.
You gotta push back a little. You gotta get a little rough.
You know you really are a good friend.
You've developed a terrible attitude.
You've gotta learn how to talk to girls.
5:30 in the morning.

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