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Home > Vault Tec Rep Sounds: Fallout...
A better future underground. It's not only our mission, it's our passion.
Are you feeling alright, ma'am?
Are you feeling alright, Sir?
Congratulations on being prepared for the future.
Don't want there to be any holdups in the unforeseen event of total atomic annihilation won't take but a moment.
Good morning Vault Tec calling.
Good morning.
Ha ha, that's the spirit.
Hello.
Hello.
I am vault tec!
I just need to verify some information, that's all.
I'm here today to tell you that because of your family service to our country, you have been pre selected for entrance into the local vault.
I'm here today to tell you you have been pre selected for entrance into the local vault.
I'm not selling anything, not today.
I'm not selling anything, not today.
I'm reporting this.
I'm well, you know, bit of a rush.
I've been trying for days. It's a matter of utmost urgency, I assure you.
If you haven't notice ma'am, this country has gone to heck in a handbasket.
If you haven't notice Sir, this country has gone to heck in a handbasket.
If you'll excuse my language.
It's absurd.
It's just a matter of verifying some information.
Just like insurance.
Let's get to it.
Luxury accommodations where you can wait out the horrors of nuclear devastation.
Me.
No, it has all the amenities of the modern home, I assure you not to mention total protection from nuclear radiation and hostile mutants.
No, no worries ma'am. No worries at all.
No, no worries Sir, no worries at all.
Now I know you're a busy fellow, so I won't take up much of your time tying being a precious commodity.
Now I know you're a busy fellow, so I won't take up much of your time.
Now I know you're a busy woman, so I won't take up much of your time time being a precious commodity.
Now let's see.
Of course, of course.
Oh me too.
Oh OK, OK.
Oh, it is believe you me.
Right?
So you are so you are.
Someone's going to hear about this.
Splendid splendid.
That's everything. Just gonna walk this over to the vault.
The big kaboom is it's inevitable, I'm afraid, and coming sooner than you may think, if you catch my meaning.
This country has gone to heck in a handbasket.
This won't take but a moment.
This won't take but a moment. It's just a matter of verifying some information.
Vault 111
Vault Tec
Vault Tec calling.
Vaults
Vaults
Voltech is the foremost builder of state of the art underground fallout shelters.
We do need to verify some information to make sure you're cleared for entrance in the unforeseen event of total Atomic Annihilation.
Why nothing less than your entire future?
Why we're about you, ma'am, and helping secure your future?
Why we're about you, ma'am, and helping secure your future? You see, Voltec is the foremost builder of state of the art underground fallout shelters.
Why we're about you, Sir, and helping secure your future?
Why we're about you, Sir, and helping secure your future? You see, Voltec is the foremost builder of state of the art underground fallout shelters.
Wonderful.
Yes, right?
Yes, right? Just like insurance.
Yes.
You can't begin to know how happy I am to finally speak with you.
You can't stop me.
You do.
You have been pre selected for entrance into the local vault.
You have no idea.
You're already cleared for entrance in the unforeseen event of total Atomic Annihilation.

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