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Alright, I get it.
Be my footstool.
Because I love you.
But I am like totally fine.
Bye, bye.
Can I have my phone back?
Come on, old man, little boy, let's make an intergenerational sandwich.
Do all of you remember who you are?
Do I?
Don't hurt anybody.
Father.
First, I want you to admit that you're a closet racist. A beta male sexist, and you dragged everyone into a horrible situation by only thinking of yourself.
Frank policky.
God, I feel terrible.
He's in prison summer, he got captured by the federation and we were going to rescue him.
Hello.
Hey there stranger.
Hi, frank.
How did you know?
I am summer.
I don't care what you look like.
I don't have my phone. I'm doing a human holiday.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I love Obama.
I love you.
I think that when you put your mind into this body's young brain, it did what young brains do. It shoved the bad thoughts into the back and put a wall around them. But those bad thoughts are the re...
I want to be popular at school.
I want to hear you say it.
I was your only friend and I get nothing.
I'm going to go make some wooden steaks.
I'm gonna move to the southwest and I don't know, do something with turquoise.
I'm not giving you my phone.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm posting this online like right now.
I'm putting you on speaker.
I'm so sorry.
I'm trying to save your life.
Just calm down, OK?
Just calm down, OK? You're scaring me.
Let's go.
Lots of hookers outside, huh?
Mom and Dad are like, right around the corner.
Mom is a beautiful woman. Look at her.
Morty.
Nice.
No way.
No, we didn't.
No, we don't want your dumb balloons.
No.
No.
No.
Of unity.
Oh my God.
Oh wow. That's an intense line of questioning.
Oh, wow.
Ohh yeah yeah. Shame me at least when I'm disgusting. It's on purpose.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh.
OK, but if not tonight, when?
OK, but not because you told me to.
OK.
Open your eyes.
Same shit, different day.
Set yourself free.
Shut.
Snuffles.
Sorry.
Stealing people's bodies.
Stephen Phillips.
Steven Phillips.
Steven.
Summer.
Take care of yourself.
Thanks.
That is awesome.
That is so awesome.
That was important to you, wasn't it?
This is the story we'll be telling our children.
Tinkles.
Tiny Rick.
Um.
Vampires are real.
Wanna piss on him?
We missed you so much.
We're bored. Take us back to Rick.
Well, I'm not afraid to die.
Well, So what?
What are you doing here?
What if you did it for me?
What kind of guys like this happen?
What the hell?
What?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's happening?
Where did you learn to talk? You grandpa stealing slut?
Where did you learn to talk? You grandpa stealing slut?
Whoa.
Why is everything always happening to you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
You have dropped so many balls, man.
You know you're kind of a Dick, right?
You speak when you're spoken to dingaling.
You think it might be getting back into your old body tonight?
You will lose her.
You're a baby and an idiot.
You're scaring me.
You're such a Dick.
You've been picked up, little turd.
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