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A baby! how thoughtful oh yes yes I saw it and thought of you
A much different fate awaited me
A place that taught me the differences between right and wrong
A potter couldn't ask for finer clay
Actually most of it comes from an outlet store in... Don't answer that... Romania
After a few years and with some time off for good behavior I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning at a strange place called shool
All aboard!
All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe
All right put your hands in the air
All right put your hands in the air now hand over your wallets i'm just kidding! just kidding!
All you have to do is save her and she'll be yours
Also there's a door here
Although getting a whole museum is super cool is super cool you want to know what the greatest honor you've given me is
And a smidgen of dna oh with that anyone can be a hero!
And action
And action!
And at the end of every day well I often ask myself who would I be without you
And here is your binky
And I brought some flowers didn't know what you liked so I just grabbed you know all of them
And I have just one question for megamind are you happy now
And I love you random citizen
And I never heard you laugh before
And I will get back to you
And i'd be watching you like a dingo watches a human baby
And megamind this one's for space stepmom! you lied to her!
And now that mr goody two shoes is out of the way I can have everything I want and there's no one to stop me!
And our glorious rivalry was born
And since i'm the cool one i'd have like two tanks sword fighting
And the hero strikes the first blow but evil returns with a backhand!
And then finally i'm going to fight that hero in an epic battle of good and evil
And what gives you that idea
And what's this it's like one of the giant monitors in the lair
And why did my doorman let you up
And wrap that up and give it to a child on christmas 'cause we're done
And you are what
And you even made a cheap replica of his dehydration gun how
And you're making a weird face and that's making me feel weird
Any chance you could give me the time
Apology accepted
Are there any questions go on yes! you in the back
Are you a ghost
Are you crazy
Are you in oh what fun!
Are you ok
As long as there's evil good will rise up against it oh I wish
Authorities have issued a warning to stay out of the downtown area at all costs
Bad to the bone bad to the bone b b b bad b b b bad
Barry right bernard bernard
Battles we will now never have
Behold minion metro man's cape look closely tell me what you see dandruff yes it's his dna
Being a hero is for losers! it's work work work 24 7 and for what
Being bad is the one thing i'm good at
Bernard I never knew you were so funny
Bernard it's roxanne it's roxanne
Bernard run!
Bernard!
Bernard! you were right about that door being exciting
Bet you think it's really funny huh let's all laugh at the really cool guy huh
Black mamba perfect
Boo! yes I can play along too boo!
Brain bots initiate the fail safe
Brain bots!
Building!
Building! (2)
But for me it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart and I hate reminders!
But I had something far far greater my amazing intellect and knack for building objects of mayhem
But I have powers I have a cape i'm the good guy
But I thought you two were I know everybody did
But i'm saying this is a kind of bad that ok you might think is good in your bad perception but from a good perception it it's just plain bad
But in the meantime let's enjoy each other's company
But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil
But it seems to only carry one station
But metals can be melted by the heat of revange
But there's this really really good looking one i've got my eye on currently
But why would he pick hal hal is the worst possible person you could pick
But you can't hide here
Bye bye! see you tomorrow hal
Can we keep it
Can't see it's cold and warm and dark and light
Can't wait for what sir
Carlos
Challenge me if you dare!
Ciao ciao all! same time next week
Clearly it was time to move on
Cliche no! look watch
Code fine! code fine back!
Code get the car code right away sir
Code we're the good guys now code I guess we are
Come on it's time to get in the metro man day spirit
Come out you little freak! I want to see what that big brain looks like on the pavement!
Coming up next are you ready to be a slave army what you need to know
Congratulations another one of your genius plans has backfired on you
Cool so thursday soft thursday
Copper drains my powers
Copper you're not making any sense
Could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card
Could this be what I was destined for a dream life filled with luxury apparently not
Could this day get anymore fun tastic
Create a hero wait wait what why would you do that so I have someone to fight
Created a hero who's turned out to be a villain
Daddy's sorry
Dag! crab nuggets!
Did he have a hideout a cave a solitary fortress of some kind anything that would give us clues
Did you miss your daddy
Did you want to hear me say it i'll say it here it is from the blackest part of my heart I am sorry!
Do I have a son no you make me laugh
Do you have any idea how long I waited for you
Do you have someone special in your life hal no not yet
Do you have your disguise
Do you really want to know really i'll tell you
Don't do anything i'll be right there
Don't give me that face he reels you in with that little face look at that face
Don't! stop! she's using her nosy reporter skills on your weak willed mind to find out all our secrets
Drop 'em
Easy my child
En garde!
Enjoy your flight!
Even fate picks its favorites no big deal
Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time
Even the smallest bite from arachnis deathicus will instantly paralyze
Ever since I can remember i've always had to be what the city wanted me to be but what about what I wanted to do
Fackled fish cracker!
Fire!
First off what a turnout how wild is this
Fist pump!
For years he's been watching us with his super vision saving us with his super strength and caring for us with his super heart
Freeze!
From metro man to count every second of your 85 life sentences
From this we'll extract the source of metro man's awesome power
Funny I guess destiny is not the path given to us but the path we choose for ourselves
Game over
Get back to work the city doesn't pay you to loaf
Get back you savages!
Get in the car you
Get it off! it bit me!
Gimme some come on give it now give it to me right on gimme the good stuff all right
Give it up megamind your plans never work
Go faster! make this thing go faster!
Going off the rails on a crazy train sir
Going somewhere besides jail
Good i'm glad you asked that
Good idea minion but without him what's the point him sir nothing
Good lord i'm trapped
Good luck fellas!
Good night hal
Gosh I am running late I have to go
Gotcha!
Granted you have talent but there's a madman out there destroying our your city
Great news i'm a changed man and and i'm ready to re enter society as a solid citizen
Guess what buster brown it's made from copper you're powerless against it
Ha! haha! hahaha!
Hal I think you're ready for this
Hal just take a deep breath and listen to me for a moment
Hal shtewart! prepare for your destiny! hal hal shtewart am I saying it right stewart
Hal what happened
Hal yeah isn't this great now there's nothing keeping us apart
Hal! hal!
Happy metro man day metro city
Has someone tamed this monster
Has something happened to megamind
He bought their affections with showmanship and extravagant gifts of deliciousness
He did it I did it he did it
He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft headed groupies
He had you didn't he classic minion
He missed getting his butt kicked so he created a new hero to kick it for him
He took the name metro man defender of metrocity I decided to pick something a little more humble megamind
He was always there for us dependable
He's a little better
He's hopeless hopeless!
He's the real hero
Hello hello roxanne
Hello is someone there
Hello who's there
Help!
Here is your minion he will take care of you
Here let me carry that heavy gun for you
Here's my day so far went to jail lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good
Heroes can be made that's it! all you need are the right ingredients yeah bravery yes strength of course determination imperative!
Hey
Hey come over and look at this
Hey hey hey hey! not now minion
Hey megamind! you're actually the guy I want to see
Hey metro city hey hey
Hey metro losers this is metro tower
Hey my kid can't see
Hey we're closing soon
Hey what's the t stand for titan
Hey who needs him we can beat titan ourselves
Hey! boo!
Hey! my kid can't see
Hey! open up!
Hey! remember that night that I dumped you
His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean
His strength's too much! oh I work out!
Hit it!
Hit it! (2)
Hold on a second
Honestly if I didn't know any better i'd think this was your first day of being evil
How are you gonna do it
How could you do this the people of this city relied on you and you deserted them!
How did she find my hideout
How did you find his hideout
How do I look minion do I look bad disgustingly horrifying sir
How'd it all come to this you ask
I began to realize despite all my powers each and every citizen of metro had something I didn't a choice
I believe someone is gonna stand up to megamind
I better take the lead this way looks exciting no it says exit which is the abbreviation for exciting right
I came from what you might call a broken home literally broken
I can explain!
I can't believe you all your gifts all your powers and you you squander them for your own personal gain yes!
I can't control it!
I can't I lost my diffuser gun when I misplaced the invisible car
I could throw a few parts together can't wait
I did hire a wedding photographer that's just in case we were like something crazy happened and we wanted a picture of it
I did my best but he's too fantastic
I don't blame you
I don't think even he could survive that
I don't want to be late for the opening of the metro man museum
I even drew up some new costume designs see costume designs
I got us covered
I guess i'll catch a ride down with you then
I guess we're here
I had a fairly standard childhood
I had so many evil plans in the works
I have eyes that can see right through lead
I have to admit being good has its perks
I hear there's a new hero who dares challenge my evil
I just found his secret hideout
I just wanted to thank you for inspiring me the other day oh you inspired me too great!
I kept forgetting where it was
I kept thinking he was gonna do one of his last minute escapes
I knew you'd come back well that made one of us
I know I am so close I can feel it
I know I know always thirsty never satisfied
I know this is a lot to take in it may take months for you to come to grips
I lied to roxanne and my best friend minion I treated like dirt
I love you metro man!
I made you a hero you did the fool thing all by yourself
I may not know much but I do know this the bad guy doesn't get the girl
I mean I have a few notes notes but they can wait
I mean most of them ended in horrible failure but we won today didn't we sir
I mean we did it right
I only took the gig to get the girl and it turns out roxanne doesn't want anything to do with me
I remember when he wore that
I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb!
I say we go back to the evil lair grab some ray guns hold him sideways and just go all gangsta on him
I sent you to this planet to teach you about justice honor and nobility I am your father
I set out to find my destiny
I should just rescue you a few times before we get all romantic oops! saved ya
I smell a hero
I smell something burning
I suppose i'm a little crazy about you
I tell you minion there's no place like evil lair
I think a bee flew up my nose
I think it's working places! places! places! places! places
I think we should run! bye!
I thought you were dead
I told you to have things ready I told you countless times
I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling but I just felt stuck
I understand you little well dressed bird
I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid it was one of my favorite things to do now look at it it's a dump
I usually just hear criminals you haven't been naughty have you
I want to talk to the guy who loved being a cameraman and eating dip and being a nerd and being not as scary as the titan hal
I want to talk to the real hal
I was always the last one picked for everything
I was destined to be a super villain and we were destined to be rivals
I was eight days old and still living with my parents how sad is that
I was finally free to get in touch with my true power weaving lyrical magic check this out
I was going to try reasoning with you you and I we worked together for a long time I know you
I was just about to make my frontal assault to rescue you but like 50 ninjas tried to attack me so I had to beat 'em all up and I did and I they were all like crying and stuff
I was just well I was talking to myself you probably think i'm a little bit nuts
I wasn't finished
I wrote that piece myself hal
I'd better take him home
I'll be waiting at metro tower
I'll call you tomorrow partner
I'll leave the door unlocked in case you want to check on me later
I'm alive but I we we saw your skeleton! you were dead!
I'm already hot on his trail
I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating roxanne and we were smooching up a storm! mwah! mwah! mwah!
I'm calling it the black mamba
I'm calling time out! time out time out! time out!
I'm free! right
I'm glad you're here wait how did you get here so fast
I'm going off the rails on a crazy
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going to give someone I don't know who yet metro man's powers
I'm going to train that someone to become metrocity's new hero
I'm gonna be a hero! i'm gonna be a hero!
I'm gonna pass I have some work here that I need to do anyway
I'm in a heated existential discussion with this dead eyed plastic desk toy
I'm looking i'm looking
I'm not allowed to insult guests directly
I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots
I'm so proud of you
I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets
I'm sorry bernard of course you're right
I'm sorry I did the best I could
I'm sorry I really am i'm done
I'm sorry what were you saying I couldn't hear you over the sound of me saving your life
I'm sorry you've lost me sir
I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan to do with us and this city
I'm the bad guy I don't save the day I don't fly off into the sunset and I don't get the girl i'm going home
I'm too close! i'm genuinely scared right now I hope no one's seeing this!
I'm totally messing with you i'm totally messing with you
I'm trying to warn you hal
I'm your space stepmom
I've come to stop you hal
I've had some work done recently
I've kept it cold and damp just for you sir
I've looked into the reset button
I've made a horrible mistake I didn't mean to destroy you I mean I meant to destroy you but I didn't think it would really work
I've never had a view before
I've never seen anyone but metro man stand up to him like that
I've terrorized this city countless times
If my parents could see me now sir i'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven
If only metro man were still alive
If you know what's good for you titan you'll stay out of metrocity! you got it! for good!
Imagine the most horrible terrifying evil thing you can possibly think of and multiply it by six!
In order to stop me you need to find me first metro man
In the meantime I want you to carry on with the dreary normal things you normal people do
Incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy
Interrupting our scheduled extraordinary events taking place
Intruder! intruder! intruder!
Is something wrong sir
Is there some kind of nerdy super villain website where you get tesla coils and blinky dials
Is this a robbery 'cause the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me
Is this some kind of dream this is a dream come true
It all makes sense now
It all started back at the observatory
It boggles my mind I am extremely boggled
It doesn't belong to me you stole it pretty cool right
It is with great pleasure that I present to metro man his new museum if you please
It stretches it's for you
It was there that I once again ran into mr goody two shoes
It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown where we're here to honor a beautiful man metro man
It's daddy!
It's just my natural musk
It's just well he was never really my type
It's just you bernard yes it's just me bernard
It's me minion i'm right here
It's me you fools!
It's pronounced metro city!
It's revenge and it's best served cold
It's taken me a long time to find my calling now it's about time you find yours
It's the very same metal used to defeat metro man
It's time we stood up to megamind and show him he can't push us around
It's titan thank you! thank you! titan has freed us!
It's titan! it's titan not hal!
It's too bad that we didn't go to the same school
Just a few alterations sir and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet!
Just look at him no he doesn't look quite the hero type to me
Just think about it we have it all yet we have nothing it's just too easy now
Just throw it!
Justice is a non corrosive metal
Juvenile
Ladies and gentlemen megamind defender of metro city!
Ladies and gentlemen your metro man!
Let go it's mine!
Let him go or or what or i'm gonna find out what this weird looking gun does
Let me guess after seeing how awesome I am you've finally come to your senses well i'm over you
Let me make it clear code I don't need you
Let's get real for a moment that's right that's right that's right
Let's just have fun with this come on
Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights shall we
Lights out
Like maybe we should have this for like ever like a memory you know
Like this (screams) but that's that's a poor lady scream
Lol smiley face
Look at the intricate mouldings
Look I wouldn't stay here for more than two minutes and 37 seconds if I were you we're having the walls and ceiling removed
Look i'm your space dad!
Look if we don't find titan's weakness he'll destroy the whole city
Look it doesn't even hurt don't even feel it
Look there is no us ok there will never be an us
Look this glass has ice cubes in it yes that's what happens when water gets cold
Look we need your help
Look! metro man! metro man metro man!
Looks like there's only one loose end now
Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home
Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore
Maybe I got an extended warranty
Maybe megamind isn't so bad after all
Maybe we should change tactics you think so
Megamind
Megamind I don't even know if you're listening but if you are you can't give up
Megamind if you plea
Megamind what have you done with bernard oh bernard
Megamind!
Megamind! (2)
Megamind! (3)
Megamind's created a new hero and I know why
Megamind's head is not that grossly exaggerated
Mental wounds not healing driving me insane i'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Metro man approaching sir
Metro man was finally dead and music man was born! that way I could keep my logo
Metro man's gone and now there's no one left to challenge megamind
Metrocity is mine!
Metrocity minion it's all mine
Minion
Minion (2)
Minion code send in the brain bots
Minion fire it's still warming up sir come again warming up sir
Minion i'm a villain without a hero a ying with no yang a bullfighter with no bull to fight in other words I have no purpose
Minion if I live I will kill you
Minion!
Minion! (2)
Miss ritchi if you don't mind
Miss ritchi we meet again
Mr blue you did it right
Mr goody two shoes on the other hand had life handed to him on a silver platter
My death was greatly exaggerated
My end starts at the beginning the very beginning
My giant blue head!
My head wasn't in the game that day we were kind of going through the motions
My old shoolhouse
My sole purpose in life is to look after you
My spider bite is acting up
My super ears are burning
Nice save hal
Nice work sending me the watch minion
No
No biting no no no no no no
No criminal record actually no records at all apparently this man hasn't accomplished anything
No don't shoot! don't shoot that gun! i'll just go get him
No freaking way!
No i'm with you
No it's not great
No matter how hard I tried I was always the odd man out the last one picked the screw up the black sheep the bad boy
No minion!
No my main man get out of town
No no no I totally understand what you're saying could you just just shut up for one second i'm trying to beat this level
No no no no no stomach down hands up like metro man
No no no no! you're a hero!
No no no that's the best part it'll just be like you and me
No not in the face man please
No one said this hero thing had to be a lifetime gig you can't just quit either
No please! no! not the lasers and the spikes!
No what i'm saying is don't you think it's a little odd that the ice hasn't melted yet
No worries
No you fools he's tricked us
No! i'm the villain! you're the good guy! I do something bad and you come and get me!
No! this has gone far enough!
Normally i'd chalk this up to my last glorious failure but not today
Not buying it
Not love we're not in love i'm not saying I love you hey I love you whatever but i'm not saying like i'm in love with you i'm saying
Not the only exciting development of the night
Not yet minion not yet
Now ask me how i'm going to do it go on! ask!
Now back to laughing
Now give me the keys now give me the keys
Now give me the keys! no!
Now it's our turn to give something back
Now slam the door really hard
Now we have just one shot at this
Now where are the car keys
Now you say something cool back at me
Of all the inconsiderate bone headed irresponsible rude unprofessional that's what this is!
Of course that is if metro man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun!
Of course! you don't judge a book by its cover or a person from the outside
Oh am i
Oh am I moving too fast you're probably right
Oh and just so you don't get cold feet
Oh bernard I didn't know you had feelings are you ok
Oh bravo metro man
Oh but he does have nice taste I think i'll keep it
Oh code just do it minion
Oh come on bernard
Oh don't like that well there's more
Oh girls girls you're both pretty can I go home now
Oh good heavens!
Oh good morning warden
Oh I get it!
Oh I i don't know hal I don't really feel like being around a bunch of people
Oh I wouldn't say free more like under new management
Oh if only the world had a reset button
Oh it's so scary! seen it
Oh look at that
Oh look it's hal stewart
Oh minion did you think this day would ever come no way not at all sir never never in a million I mean yes I did
Oh minion you fantastic fish you
Oh no looks like you're gonna miss it by several thousand years
Oh no we're gonna crash!
Oh no!
Oh no! somebody do something!
Oh now that's the spirit!
Oh oh oh i'm going! I think this this is it! i'm going going far
Oh really she's so cute
Oh right right duh I gotcha I gotcha
Oh right well prepare to have your mind blown little lady ta da
Oh that sir is called a window window all the kids are looking through them
Oh that was really grown up!
Oh that's right i'm falling to my death guess they can't
Oh the brain bots certainly missed you sir
Oh this is bad this is bad you've fallen in love with her
Oh this is bernard he's my partner
Oh wait a minute are you wearing jean paul gaultier's pour homme
Oh what do you know
Oh yes how long is this going to take minion
Oh yes i'm doing horrible things to that man I don't want to get into it but lasers spikes
Oh yes!
Oh you don't know what's good for bad
Oh you know how boys are they love video games
Oh you're a villain all right! just not a super one!
Oh you're such a pill minion
Oh you've got to be kidding me!
Oh! that's a relief to hear
Ok all right all right hold on
Ok all right we'll just that's something to consider and well I think i'll just power down for a while then
Ok how can I help
Ok minion! you were right! I was less right!
Ok now you tell me something something you've never told anyone
Ok ok I just have to take a step back
Ok ok metro man and I were never a couple
Ok ok ok ok you both deserve the truth
Ok see you tomorrow hal
Ok that sounded ok that sounded a little weird a little bit yeah
Ok that would be nice but make it quick we have much more pressing matters to deal with
Ok the spider's new spider
Ok there's no way she'll find the secret entrance
Ok titan it's time to go down in style
Ok you don't like flowers ok forget the flowers
Ok! look i'm not sure where to go with that!
Ollo
Ollo it's hello hello like that
On my way roxie
On the count of three unsheathe your churro one two three!
Once your death ray hit i'd never felt so alive
One of life's great mysteries
One second more and just tippy tappy tippy tap tap tip top more and we are ready in just
Oops all out
Our baby can fly yes yes nothing but the best for you darling
Our battles quickly got more elaborate he would win some I would almost win others
Over here old friend in case you haven't noticed you've fallen right into my trap
Over here! follow!
Parry! thrust! parry again! now it's time for some witty back and forth banter! you go first!
Partner yes yes partner
Perhaps we took him for granted you know maybe we never really know how good we have it until it's gone
Please don't do this I know there's still good in you hal
Please don't make this city don't make roxanne pay for my wrongdoings
Please let's have a little respect for public transportation
Please roxanne no no I need your help
Please talk slower
Potato tomato potato tomato
Predictable predictable oh you call this predictable
Presentation!
Pretty sneaky sis but there's only one person I know who calls this town metrocity you
Punch it!
Purposeless emptiness it's a vacuum isn't it it's what's your vacuum like
Put me down! right now!
Quick the spray
Read on your own time open up
Ready the death ray minion death ray readying
Really
Really (2)
Remaining citizens are warned to stay indoors until further notice
Rise my glorious creation rise and come to papa
Robo sheep
Roxanne
Roxanne (2)
Roxanne (3)
Roxanne come on roxie call for your hero to come rescue you
Roxanne oh no not again!
Roxanne ritchi yeah! roxanne ritchi!
Roxanne roxaroo
Roxanne was kidnapped I was gonna stop you
Roxanne! don't panic roxie i'm on my way
Say bye bye roxie
Say I wasn't so normal let's say I was bald and had the complexion of of a popular primary color as a random nonspecific example would you still enjoy my company
See minion he's perfect!
Seems a bit extreme doesn't it
She will never find out that's the point of lying
She'll discover all our secrets!
She's awake quick to work
Shock and awe tacky
Should've known you'd try to crash the party oh I intend to do more than crash it
Shouldn't we try to stay focused here yes of course right focused
Sir I think this is a bad idea
Sir sir please it's for your own good
Sir sir! code did you find out who it was
Sir you really need to empty your pockets more often
So fitting in wasn't really an option
So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school
So I too will make this popp ed corn and win over those mindless drones
So I will just go ahead and diffuse him since this is clearly a mistake
So that's it you're just giving up
So this is how it ends
So this is where he hid it after all these years
So using my super speed I decided to go clear my head
So you're like my space dad yeah i'm like your space dad
So you're the punk i've heard about
Some days it felt like it was just me and minion against the world
Someone has to stop megamind
Someone help me! i'm ok!
Sorry i'm late
Sorry megamind you still have 88 life sentences to go plenty of time to reflect on what you've done
Sorry my friend
Sorry! sorry he's just not used to positive feedback
Speak apparition
Still things could be a lot worse
Stupid van! you broke my finger!
Such tricks won't work on me
Surprise!
Temptress
Ten seconds to full power
Thank you just bernard i'll just be another minute ok thanks
Thanks again bernard
Thanks space stepmom
That doesn't even make any sense! I know!
That was a close one you almost died but I saved you
That was such a funny story and brilliantly told by the way ok now you tell one
That was the day I met mr goody two shoes
That was weird for everybody 'cause you accidentally hugged him instead of me
That's a pretty tasteless costume costume
That's a soft yes on thursday
That's funny never thought metro man was the gloating type
That's it be free my beautiful dove!
That's sweet hal
That's very good romance is very inspiring that's what I hear
That's what I want to hear
That's when I got the brilliant idea to fake my death
That's when I learned a very hard lesson good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner
That's why I created you
That's why I think we should team up
The city has never seen this level of destruction
The city's parks restored to their original glory the streets the safest they've been the banks reopened
The copper should have worked why didn't the copper work the copper worked perfectly well last time
The die had been cast and so began an enduring epic lifelong career and I loved it
The flames of my evil burn bright
The greatest honor you've given me is letting me serve you the helpless people of metro city
The illiteracy beam
The invisible car
The megamind I knew would never have run from a fight even when he knew he had absolutely no chance of winning it was your best quality
The name's titan titan
The night you dumped me alone in the rain did you ever look back no!
The power of flight invulnerability and great hair
The science is impossible
The thing about bad guys they always lose!
Then I realized we had done this same silly charade our entire lives
Then it hit me if I was the bad boy then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all
Then it suddenly hit me I do have a choice I can be whatever I want to be
Then why do I feel so mel on choly mel on choly unhappy
There had better be an amazing explanation for this
There he is mr evil overlord
There's a benefit to losing you get to learn from your mistakes
There's a doormat here that says secrit entrance!
There's something much more powerful at work here this is no mistake it's destiny
They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength
They they can still see you now your elbow's still in good
They're all back but how why
This dome is obviously lined with copper yeah so copper drains my powers
This has been the worst day of my entire life
This is a day you and metrocity shall not soon forget
This is about ms ritchi isn't it you're going on a date with her
This is embarrassing
This is roxanne ritchi cautiously optimistic and pleasantly confused
This is roxanne ritchi reporting from a city without a hero
This is roxanne ritchi reporting live from the dedication of the metro man museum
This is the first time we've hung out socially and it's when i'm about to destroy the city!
This is the last time you make a fool out of me!
This is the mother lode!
This is the only building in metro city with a fake observatory on the roof
This is the real world and you need to wake up!
This must be very thrilling for you
This one's for space dad making a fool out of me!
This one's for stealing my girlfriend!
This town isn't big enough for two super villains!
This way
This'll stop them here!
Thought maybe we could go for a little flight around town get to know each other first
Thousands have already fled the city in a mass exodus
Time to put the past behind us only the future
Titan first thought to be this city's new hero has turned evil
Titan has to be stopped!
Titan what's a titan
Titan what's that supposed to mean it was the only name I could trademark
Titan's turned evil
To being normal
To bernard for being the only normal thing in my crazy upside down world
To think that only yesterday I was cheerful bright and gay
To titan!
Together we could figure out his plan for the city and stop it
Tomorrow you will fight megamind and the city will know your name
Too late!
Turns out a kid from the glaupunkt quadrant had the exact same idea
Typhoon cheese
Unhand me you fiend! never!
Unless someone comes to our aid soon all may be lost
Wait a minute
Wait a minute I don't believe this do you really think that I would ever be with you no
Wait roxie i'm having a party at my house it's gonna be like off the hook or whatever
Wait what
Warden! warden! listen to me! you have to let me go!
Warming up the sun is warming up
Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose
Was this my destiny wait maybe it was
Way to go little buddy I knew he had it in him
We all know how this ends with you behind bars
We can't
We did it! we did it!
We have our debut battle with titan tomorrow morning
We haven't even tested your big battle suit yet
We may as well go home as I did on my own alone again naturally
We miss you metro man I miss you
We must find a suitable subject someone of noble heart and mind who puts the welfare of others above their own
We need to find answers
We now have confirmed reports
We should stick to what we're good at being bad
We're at the abandoned observatory no we're not! don't listen to her she's crazy
We're gonna die!
We're saved! we're saved!
We've had a lot of adventures together you and I we have minion
Well done I thought that battle went really really well
Well good luck on your date! I will!
Well hello good looking need a lift certainly do you fantastic fish you
Well I did look back! you did you did yes! and you should look back right now!
Well I don't need you to look after me
Well I finally had a reason to win you
Well I happened to be speed walking nearby when you called in a suit it's called formal speed walking but that's not important
Well I think your warranty is about to expire
Well if I were metro man megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time that's the first thing
Well in school none of the other kids really liked me
Well it's really paying off! you're so fit and strangely charismatic
Well let's not get our hopes up just yet
Well let's take a look at the contents then shall we
Well look partner i'm her partner she doesn't know what she's saying she's been through a traumatic experience
Well never mind that
Well sir his name's hal stewart he's 28 years old
Well thank you for letting me stay
Well that seems kind of petty don't you think
Well that was easy
Well there is one place I know
Well use the forget me stick oh right
Well we don't want to battle our new hero in a dump now do we
Well what if tomorrow we could go kidnap roxanne ritchi that always seems to lift your spirits
Well you did it sir yes you've made that perfectly clear
Well you seem in a very good mood tonight sir
Well you're not gonna be laughing for long
Were you even planning on showing up
What a drama queen
What about everything you just said about judging a book by its cover
What are we like let's just get a coffee or something
What are we supposed to do without you evil is running rampant through the streets
What are we waiting for we'd better get going
What are you doing
What are you what are you saying you don't need me
What can I say old habits die hard
What did he just say crab nuggets
What do you think you're doing
What do you want

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