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A batch of toxic waste. I'm your queen textile plant.
A child who spent his first Christmas and many since in a sewer.
A kiss under the mistletoe no mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
A little pied Penguin action.
Actually semi hard I'd say.
Actually, more of a question.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream.
Admiring your handiwork.
After I get down to the Plaza.
Albert, stop the car.
Alfred bring me some antiseptic ointment would.
Alliance, sorry.
Almost signals, and I don't think I like you anymore.
Alright, I'm homing in on the signals origin.
Alright, let's turn them around, yes, Sir.
Alright.
Although Selina Kyle might be there.
And are ticking time bomb about costume free prime.
And exactly why am I going to help you?
And sons, the ones you left defenseless at home so you can dress up, like jerks, get juiced up and dance badly.
And that instead of generating power, it will sort of be sucking power from Gotham City in storing it, stockpiling it.
And then with my parents try to understand why.
And who would you say this though?
And you get to watch them sink into a deep puddle of your industrial by product.
Angry man and Bird, my dear boy. Sometimes it's a diversion to read such rubbish most of the time it's a waste of time.
As a fashion wait, don't tell me naked sexual charisma.
As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted.
At the office 1/2 pint I'm talking gallon. Let's make a deal.
Back for more sexual escapades. Refused to share.
Bastard.
Be gentle, it's my first time.
Big Fish, I haven't been fed all day.
Bing speech because it will hurt. Too tired of this sanctimonious woman behind, always coming out on top when he should be 6 feet under.
Black phone.
Boy, I like to fill her void.
Boy, the news these days weird.
Burn baby.
But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it
But anyway, it's nice to see on the real world away from Shrek, yeah?
But first I need a cool drink of ice water
But I forgive them
But I hope and pray that batman will be present to preserve the peace
But I mustn't get sidetracked maxie
But I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby
But I want you to know that your elected officials and your police department have the situation well in hand
But i'm disappointed you're not coming home for christmas
But if we're gonna break ground when we gotta break ground
But in the meantime how about a kiss santie claus
But it's human nature to fear the unusual
But last night complete blur
But let's not forget about repairing the batmobile
But most of all I want to find out who I am by finding my parents learning my human name
But somehow you're a well respected monster and I am to date not!
But someone's got to supplant our standing in the way of progress mayor
By the way how's fred atkins your old partner
Can I have your attention gotham city
Can we get a statement from you
Charisma Batman oh.
Check it out
Cheese
Chip
Circus is back with a freak show may not be suitable for kids
Circus return for two week kids will love
Citing another Penguin sighting? Check it out.
Come in
Come on down
Come on downstairs oswald I have a surprise
Coming
Comma you killed me. The Penguin killed me. Batman killed me. That three lives down you've got enough in there to finish me off. One way to.
Commissioner gordon can you confirm for us the reports we're hearing of batman's suspected involvement in the abduction
Complaints either.
Contempt for the czars of fashion
Cost more later, million said there's a million island.
Couldn't you just die
Crank the a c !
Crime boss
Dad
Dad go! save yourself! dad go!
Dad you buy that blurry business
Dale lot like that lonely Secretary syndrome might get.
Damn
Day eat floor high fiber.
Dear penguin the children regret they're unable to attend batman
Did somebody say fish
Did you miss me
Does it matter who's mayor it does to me
Don't
Don't adjust your sets
Don't be naive the law doesn't apply to people like him or us
Don't embarrass yourself max!
Don't hurt us lady our take home's less than 300
Don't peek you'll spoil it
Don't worry about it
Down oswald
Dr shaw says I need to be my own person not an appendage
Dressed up like Batman because he is Batman, you moron.
Drink your dinner
Dying from the carcinogens you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Everybody back to work! let's make a mayor!
Everyone but the bandits will be slacking off till after new year anyway
Exactly and pushed the Princess.
Executive assistant
Featuring a poodle lady
Feeling good huh
Fifteen seconds to ignition
Find out for only 50 cents! come on!
Find weather 2 truths no.
First second third and fourth born!
Five you and me okay
Folks I know that to many of you gotham seems a bit beleaguered these days
For granted, life sabitch no. So am I.
Forgot my speech
Forward march!
Four five still alive!
Frankly I cringe mr mayor
Frankly I feel that's a bum rap
Fred fred's actually I believe he's on extended vacation he's good
From those of us at city hall to each and every one of you happy holidays
Gentlemen, start your screaming.
Get the picture
Girl to girl yeah be careful don't move.
Give the constitution a rest okay it's christmas
Good
Good idea
Good to have a family
Goodbye my unintended go to heaven
Goodwill toward men and women
Got dead there. It's gonna be a hot time in the cold town tonight.
Gotham lady perfume exclusively at shreck's department store
Gotta go girl talk.
Gotta hurry
Gravely assessing the devastation
Great idea not mine
Great speech oswald
Grotesque penguin man living in gotham's sewers! read all about the latest sighting!
Guess I should've let him win that last racquetball game
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha! Ha? Hahaha.
Ha ha ha you missed
Handsome dazed and to die for
Have and you are the hottest young person. A rule model could have.
He didn't even lose a limb an eyeball bladder control
He knocked me off a building just when I was starting to feel good about myself
He probably saved millions of dollars in property damage alone
He relied on a man a batman
He's dead now
He's like a frog that became a prince no he's more like a penguin
Heather, we do.
Hello mr shreck!
Hello selina kyle
Hello selina kyle (2)
Helpless old lady at 12 00 high
Here he is standing alongside gotham's leading citizen max shreck
Here reclaim your birthright
Here wear a button let me just get it on there
Hey girlfriend sure, oh you mean now as in serious no, I had one didn't work but when?
Hey just relax i'll take care of the squealing wretched pinhead puppets of gotham!
Hey selina
Hey stud I thought we had something together
Hey why should I trust some cat broad anyway
Hi
Hi listen i'm sorry about yesterday but I had a pretty big deal come through fall through actually
Hi vick come on in
His parents
His parents again, this scene direct from Gotham Plaza where we have just witnessed the emergence.
His Penguin man here take the baby just don't hurt me please.
Hiya max remember me i'm fred's hand! you want to greet any other body parts
Hold on just sit for a second and relax i'll be right back
Hold your fire! hold your fire!
Honey, I'm home. I forgot I'm not married.
Honey, I'm home. I forgot I'm not married.
How about a statement people want to know
How about if you come over for an early dinner let's say 5 let's say 6
How about that
How can this be accomplished
How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless
How could you i'm a woman
How did you open protected files may I ask
How industrious
How is Sir plus Bruce Sherman? You know such?
How've you been
However at least one freak show performer vanished before he could be questioned
I am a man I have a name
I am God woman hear me roar.
I am the light of this city and I am its mean twisted soul
I believe the word you're looking for is.
I can't I have to be somewhere tonight
I can't prove it yet but we both
I challenge the mayor to relight the christmas tree in gotham plaza tomorrow night
I come from like you and like you I want some respect! a recognition of my basic humanity
I commissioned this report I thought you might want to take a look at it
I could free up some time
I could really get into this mayor stuff
I didn't say that
I don't care what the cynics may say this is the christmas season it should be a time of healing
I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier.
I don't know anymore bruce
I don't know how these hacks sleep at night
I don't know what you want but I know I can get it for you with a minimum of fuss money jewels a very big ball of string
I don't see how but
I don't so no
I feel almost vulgar in this yuletide context mentioning the new power plant
I gotta get out of here
I guess i'm tired of wearing masks
I have a suggestion well actually really just more like a question
I have an entirely other purpose
I have but one pet cause today
I have enough signatures from shreck employees alone to warrant a recall
I heard on tv that catwoman is thought to weigh 140 pounds
I hope he finds them
I just couldn't live with myself
I just love a big strong man who's not afraid to show it with someone half his size.
I know all about you what you hide I discover
I know he's practically begging me to show
I know what men well then again there's you but you need therapy
I know you're all concerned
I like it but to get the mayor recalled we have to have a catalyst a trigger
I may have saved the mayor's baby
I mean about how the power plant is a power plant in name only since in fact it's gonna be a big giant capacitor
I mean it's not like you can just kill me!
I mean not complete amnesia
I mistook yeah isn't that what I said
I need to tell you, oh Bruce, yes.
I need you oswald I need you now
I only wish I could hand out more than just expensive baubles
I pulled all of the files on the proposed power plant and mr wayne's hope for investment
I remember sister mary margaret puking in church and betsy riley saying it was morning sickness
I saw her first gotta fly
I saw it
I suppose you feel better now sir
I think he knows who his parents are
I think perhaps I could help orchestrate a little welcome home scenario for you
I toiled for many years in utter obscurity beneath your boulevards
I tried to save you
I want in
I want it all comes down to it who's already I'm brela
I want to discuss just why you insist on languishing in gotham city as some lowly secretary
I want to play an integral part in his degradation
I want you to meet jen and josh my image consultants
I was surprised I don't like surprises.
I wasn't born in the sewer you know
I will relay the message
I wish I could hand out world peace and unconditional love wrapped in a big bow
I would love to live with you and your castle forever just like in a fairy tale.
I'd much rather not be disturbed now
I'd offer you coffee, but my assistant is using a vacation time. Good time too.
I'll come back later
I'll let the little prince live for now
I'll murder you momentarily
I'll need permits variances tax incentives that sort of pesky nonsense
I'll warm you
I'm a businessman tough yes shrewd okay but that does not make me a monster
I'm afraid the circus gang is back
I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken miss kyle
I'm bushed so here you come into the bedroom twitching your little tail my slippers in one hand a dry martini in the other
I'm jen hi
I'm just a poor schmo who got lucky and sue me if I want to give some back
I'm listed i'm tempted i'm working i'm leaving
I'm no cat i'm just an assistant a secretary and a very good one
I'm not really one for speeches so i'll just say thanks
I'm not sure I like the inference bruce
I'm pushing this power plant now because it'll cost more later
I'm ready max
I'm sitting there working and I turn around and there she is
I'm sorry i
I'm sure he's wonderful company but doesn't the gold plated bachelor bit get a little stale
I'm sure you have a lot of problems with your boss but who the hell do you think you are
I'm the one you want ask yourself
I've been down here too long
I've got my own things to tend to
I've got the coordinates
I've personally come for gotham's favorite son mr chip shreck
If his parents hadn't 86'd him you two might have been bunkies at prep school
If it works don't fix it
If my assistant was here she already would have escorted you out
If my life has a meaning that's the meaning
If there were such documents that's not an admission I would have seen to it they were shredded
Ignition estimated casualties after launch. 100,000 people.
Imagine a gotham city of the future lit up like a blanket of stars but blinking on and off embarrassingly low on juice
Imagine as mayor you'd have the ear of the media access to captains of industry unlimited poontang
In fact he makes me feel the way I hope I really am
In his presence to the world, all I want in return chance to find my mom and dad a chance to find out who they are and thusly who I am.
In the plus column though she makes a hell of a cup of coffee
Ingenious costume
Investment and I even opened the protected files.
Is that why you cut short your vacation came back
Is the penguin a personal friend
Isn't it max not chip who you want to see immersed to his eyeballs in raw sewage
Isn't it max shreck who manipulated and betrayed you
It is time for tonight's lighting of the tree
It makes women feel like women and the men have no complaints either
It should be a time of healing and I tell you that not only is an official, but as a husband and a father.
It was set up to look like I did this
It was set up to look like I did this. No sweat, I'll just tell the police. I was kidnapped by an ugly bird man with fish breath somewhere.
It's a blur
It's chilly in here
It's cold! it's vichyssoise sir it's supposed to be cold
It's dark in the mayor's mansion
It's got to stop and it's going to stop
It's not about power it's about reaching out to people touching people groping people
It's not as though we can take it to any old joe's body shop is it sir
It's not even accurate
It's not working
It's okay I had to go home and feed my cat
It's okay to be scared many of you won't be coming back
It's time
It's time for me to ascend to re emerge with your help your know how your savvy
Jealous because I'm I genuinely care and you also wear a mask.
Just kill me. Actually it's a lot like that.
Just like I was
Just like Iowa, and like me, a terrible fate waits for them.
Just relax i'll take care of the squealing wretched pinhead puppets of gotham!
Just stop pussy having looking far.
Kill your appetite for destruction.
Ladies and gentlemen please if I could have your attention for just a minute
Lady perfume one width of this at the office and your boss will be asking you to stay after work for a candlelight staff meeting for two.
Last night's violence will not happen again
Lawn dart!
Let me ask you something why'd you come tonight you first to see you
Let me guess trust fund goodie goodie
Let's go outside
Let's make a deal other than my blood what can I do for you
Lighting of the tree.
Listen here's what I want you to do
Listen it's our secret honest
Listen why don't you come over and we can watch it together on tv what the tree lighting ceremony
Live for now in the duck.
Look batman napalmed my arm
Love you poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your brother.
Lowly assistant
Man, an aquatic bird boy.
Martini in the yellow please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.
Mary
Max all our studies show us we've got enough power to get us into the middle of the next century
Max elections happen in november is this not late december
Max schreck
May we rsvp in the resoundingly negative
Maybe but you don't have an issue max
Maybe i'll just give myself a bath right here
Maybe if you were chipping in instead of stepping out
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this but my license has expired!
Maybe with a little luck gotham will have its first merry christmas in a good long while
Maybe you can help me find the woman behind the cat
Maybe you should retire
Mayor mayor
Mayors come and go
McDonald's world we need to talk.
Me and max no this and max
Me too
Meantime i've got badder fish to fry
Meow
Meow
Meow (2)
Merry christmas
Merry christmas alfred
Miss kitty
Miss kyle alfred
Missing link between man and bird
Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it, but kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
Mr cobblepot you'll never get a chance to settle up with them
Mr Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young person could have.
Mr mayor it's time to go down and bring joy to the masses
Mr wayne a reminder tonight is that loathsome party hosted by the odious mr shreck
Mr wayne is something wrong
Mr wayne told me to tell you that mr wayne
Must you be the only lonely man beast in town
My babies did you miss me
My babies!
My blood I gave at the office
My dear penguins we stand on a great threshold
My god it's true
My heart is filled with love I feel 5 feet tall
My name is not oswald! it's penguin!
My name's not penguin! it's oswald cobblepot
My question is what's your angle
Namely us
Nice birdie
Nice kitty nice kitty nice kitty
Nice suit
No
No actually I feel worse
No could you just make up a sonnet or something a dirty limerick
No darker than yours bruce
No I can't there's been a kidnapping
No I don't think so
No I told her everything
No I wouldn't be caught dead there
No it's a lot uh
No it's your house
No just give you a splitting headache
No just that this is not a rejection my abruptly leaving
No max
No no he'd have even more power as a martyr
No not really
No she was a photojournalist
No such thing one can never have too much power
No that's not you ahh there you are
No you don't seem like the type that takes orders from him
No you know what let her know not in some kind of dumb be my girlfriend kind of way
No! it's the hideous penguin man
Not a lot of reflective surfaces down in the sewer huh
Not chip if you have an iota of human feeling take me instead
Not even in office yet and already an enemies list hm
Not interested
Not that I have any faith in the mayor
Not that i'd ever pry
Not you and Max.
Not you!
Nothing must prevent that
Now don't give me a killing max won't solve anything speech because it will
Now i'm a little worried
Now pretty little thing nice and easy
Odd as it may seem max you and I have something in common we're both perceived as monsters
Of course I don't have a crime boss like cobblepot in my corner so
Oh
Oh but you can oh but you will
Oh come on can't you picture
Oh darn
Oh him again no bother he's already history
Oh i'm sorry you know what I mistook me for somebody else sorry
Oh my God, does this mean we have to start fighting?
Oh right
Ointment i've got scented or unscented
Okay 5
Okay go ahead intimidate me bully me if it makes you feel big
Okay let's see what i'd like to do first is to put these little glove thingies on you
Okay you got a point
Once we're both back home perhaps we can help each other out
One has just sprung to mind
One minute until ignition
One way to find out
Ooh
Ooh what have we here let's see
Oswald cobblepot filling the void
Oswald cobblepot the mystery man beast who's been romancing gotham today made his bid to run gotham
Oswald cobblepot!
Oswald controls the red triangle gang
Oswald is gotham's new golden boy
Oswald it's max
Oswald there's somebody here to see you
Oswald we need one more thing
Our community is coming apart in a season when it should be coming together
Our prime concern is this ghastly grotesque
Our research tells us that voters like fingers
Outstanding
Part man part penguin! all horrifying!
Penguin army approaching launch destination at gotham plaza
Penguin I am not a human being. I am an animal cold blooded.
Penguin man of the sewer
Penguin sighting! check it out! man or myth what is he today's edition another penguin sighting
Penguin's not to be disturbed
Perchance are you a registered voter I am a mayoral prospect
Perhaps when I held my tiffany baby rattle with a shiny flipper instead of five chubby digits they freaked
Pick up those contracts from personnel and pick up the dry cleaning paper towels
Plan is forming.
Police have closed down the red triangle's fairgrounds
Power plant
Power surplus
Rats with wings do your thing
Read about the latest sighting of the penguin creature
Read about the possible terror beneath our feet! check it out people! read about it!
Ready I think i'll take the stairs
Ready when you are sir
Really
Reclaim my birthright you mean
Red triangle circus put on a swell show with fierce lions
Remember max you flush it I flaunt it
Remind me to take it out on what's her name
Right this way kiddies come on come with me
Right up in there.
Right, maybe you're just a screwed up sorority chick who's getting back at her daddy for not buying it at Pony when she turned Sweet 16.
Santa claus afraid not
Saved by kitty litter
Say cheese
Saying it was morning sickness and I remember the time I forgot to wear my underpants to school and the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedberg.
Scare me no I was just scaring myself actually
Score to do after anywhere he wants, preferably some nice spot grotto or secluded hideaway.
Secretary
Security
See vicki thought
Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead or deeply resentful
Selina about that christmas getaway we planned i'll be going alone
Selina dear it's your mother just calling to say hello
Selina don't you see we're the same
Selina hi i'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you
Selina please
Selina please show out mr wayne
Selina selina kyle you're fired
Selina selina selina
Selina this is bruce wayne
Selina this is your mother call me
Selina this is your mother why haven't you called me back
Shall we change the channel for program with some dignity and class to carry on?
She had trouble reconciling them because I had trouble reconciling them
She let me go I think because I reasoned with her girl to girl
She looked pretty scared to me
Shit!
Shit! I picked a cute one
Shows what you know mr to the manor born with a silver spoon
Shreck and cobblepot the visionary alliance
Shreck!
Shut up you're going to jail
Sidetracked oswald
Simple stuff that the good people of gotham take for granted!
Six seven all good girls go to heaven
So don't pretend this is a happy ending
So he survived what's the worry
So if we wanna just lose this
So mr penguin
So no hard feelings then
So what are we waiting for let's consummate our fiendish union
So where are all the children
Soft beds and we will snatch them, carry them into the store and toss them into a deep, dark water. Redgrave.
Some appendage!
Something is wrong. Stopping at Janice signal.
Soon one incident like the gulf of tonkin or the reichstag fire
Sorry
Sorry (2)
Sorry any plans you've got will have to go to the usual committees through the usual channels
Sorry max a die for a die
Sorry max didn't realize I made one
Sounds familiar
Sounds fun
Still could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Stop global warming start global cooling make the world a giant icebox
Subtle
Teach her my french flipper trick
Tell her there's a big business deal that came up
Tell selina you know miss kyle in there tell her I had to go out of town
Ten nine eight seven
Thank you
Thank you (2)
Thank you thank you
Thank you very much
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen
Thanks
Thanks (2)
Thanks (3)
Thanks alfred
Thanks for saving the day batman
Thanks i
Thanks to batman the time has come to punish all of god's children
That could have come from anywhere
That's funny
That's lovely I really wish I could say the same but I came for max
That's my name maximillions don't wear it out or i'll make you buy me a new one
That's not a threat just simple numbers
That's the biggest parasol i've ever seen
The circus folded its tents yesterday perhaps forever after numerous reports of missing children in several towns
The globe! right here! 25 cents!
The glory that I yearn to recapture is the glory of gotham!
The heat's getting to me
The ice princess has been kidnapped
The liberation of gotham has begun!
The love connection perhaps
The mysterious penguin saving the life of the mayor's baby and announcing his presence to the world
The party never stops on selina kyle's answering machine
The Penguins are moving above ground.
The penguins have reached gotham square
The penguins seem to be converging on gotham plaza
The point is listen to them they've lost faith in old symbols
The point is max gotham city has a power surplus i'm sure you know that
The so called normal guys will always let you down sickos never scare me, at least they're committed.
The thorn in both our sides the fly in our ointment
The thought of busting batman makes me feel all dirty
The tree lights up and then I push the button no wait I press the button and then the tree lights up
The world's fattest man
Their progress mayor and don't deny it. Mr Cobblepot. We've got the magic.
Then think of you
Then you join them
There he is!
There he is! (2)
There is also something coming this way. Very large, very fast.
There's a big comfy california king over in bedding
There's a whole lagoon of this crud in the back
There's security to consider
There's something else
These are the names of the first born sons of gotham city
They almost made off with our mover and shaker max shreck but
They just come and go blue bloods tire easy.
They seem to be turning around
They're ready to bond with you the icon of the future
Things change
Things change (2)
Thirty seconds until ignition
This evidence is purely circumstantial
This is a public place take a walk
This is gonna be good
This is your chance to fulfill a destiny your parents carelessly discarded
This is yourself calling to remind you honey that you have to come all the way back to the office
This power plant is my legacy it's what I leave behind for chip
This was found stained with blood in the missing girl's dressing room
This was the remarkable scene only minutes ago in gotham plaza
This way ma'am
Those names are not for prying eyes
Thought Mr Penguin, a Penguin is a bird that cannot fly.
Tic tac toe
To cut down a whole crop of gotham's most promising before their prime
To destroy batman we must first turn him into what he hates the most
Today Ben the bat oh he might.
Today's issue! the penguin check him out man or myth
Tonight it's not even accurate. Batman blows it.
Tonight while their parents party they'll be dreaming away in their safe cribs their soft beds
Too good
Touch of the bubbly.
Touring the riot scene
Tragic irony or poetic justice you tell me
True, I was the number one son and they treated me like #2.
Two lives left I think i'll save one for next christmas
Uh-huh and the truth right in there.
Um i'm just boning up for your bruce wayne meeting in the morning
Um nobody
Um penguin I mean killing sleeping children isn't that a little uh
Um this is all very interesting though a bit on the technical side
Um well I figured your password was heraldo your chihuahua and it was
Um would you tell him for me that i've been going through a lot of changes and
Um your coat mr wayne
Unless you remembered to bring home the bruce wayne file because the meeting's on wednesday
Until ignition, I wouldn't put me on a pedestal. John Wayne. I'm on a slab.
Upstanding mayor stuff
Vicki ice skater or stewardess
Wait a minute
Wait let him through please
Was
Wayne i'll not stand for mudslinging in this office
We do
We have with us tonight a man who really needs no introduction he's given so much to our city
We need to talk you see you and I have something in common
We want the big guy! the guy who runs the show!
We'll celebrate tonight at my annual max querade ball
We'll do it another time then okay
We'll see
We're calling to tell you about exciting new gotham lady perfume
We're gonna disassemble his batmobile and turn it into an h bomb on wheels
We're gonna need signatures to overturn the ballot I can supply those
We're just calling to make sure you've tried gotham lady perfume
We're the same split right down the center
Welcome to the oswald cobblepot school of driving
Well come what may merry christmas mr wayne
Well here's hoping
Well I guess we're gonna find out
Well ladies and gentlemen I stand before you once again to denounce the urban chaos we seem to have to live with in our great city
Well let's start
Well that was very brief just like all the men in my life
Well that's a long story
Well was vicki right about your difficulty with duality
Well yeah
Well you almost made a monster the mayor of gotham city
Well you might not let me kiss you
What about the documents that prove you own half the firetraps in gotham city
What about the freedom to rediscover your roots with dignity and privacy
What are you talking about
What did curiosity do to the cat
What do you mean you and not you and max
What do you say
What do you want
What do you want (2)
What do you want (3)
What do you want right now? My troops are fanning out across town, fire, children. Yes, they are. First born sons, the one.
What do you want the direct approach? I admire that in a man with a mask act.
What happened did you injure yourself on that ski slope
What how can anyone be so pathetic
What is that supposed to hypnotize me
What is that thing a camera or something
What went wrong hang on I think I know you kept things from her
What you put in your toilet I place on my mantle
What're you waiting for the signal!
What's the deal mr shreck
Whatever
When it came time to ensure the safety of our fair city did the mayor have a plan no!
Where are my lists bring me the names!
Where is that
Where is that insufferable son of a bitch
Which bottom line she tries to blackmail me. I'll drop her out Ohio window mean time.
Which is a very novel approach i'd say
Which is why I hoped you'd snub him
While gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns and happy homemakers into catwomen thank you
Whistling
Who are you talent scout
Who are you who's the man behind the bat
Who is she? What is she? I don't know whether to open fire or fall in love.
Who let vicki vale into the batcave
Who'd have thought selina had a brain to damage
Who's there
Why are you doing this
Why are you doing this let's just take him to the police then we can go home together
Why are you now determined to prove that this penguin is not what he seems
Why are you still out are you concerned about that strange heroic penguin person
Why be biased male and female! hell the sexes are equal with their erogenous zones blown sky high!
Why is there always someone who brings eggs integrated voice speech?
Why they did what I guess they felt they had to do to a child who was born a little different
Will you welcome please gotham's own santa claus max shreck
With pleasure
Wolf
Women nothing surprises me chip except your late mother
Working late
Would coming I'm in pains.
Would I go through all this trouble tonight just to kill you
Would you hurry up and get those kids loaded already
Wow the batman or is it just batman uh your choice of course
Wrong on both counts
Yawn
Yeah
Yeah go ahead and hit me
Yeah right but
Yeah we've met have we
Yeah well i'm gonna fight you on this i've already spoken to the mayor and we see eye to eye
Yeah well it's nice to be here
Yeah, a lot of tape and a little patience make all the difference.
Yeah, the 2nd man who killed me this week, but I've got 7 lives left I tried.
Yes adulation is a cross to bear god knows I know
Yes he's a personal friend of this whole city so have a heart
Yes to you I seem pathetic but i'm a working girl gotta pay the rent
You all right you look like maybe you have the holiday blues or something
You ask me am I up here for personal glory no
You ask me how do I lure them in
You big baby! just blanks
You can't do that neither can i
You didn't invite me so I crashed!
You don't have an issue Max and you sure as hell don't have a candidate.
You don't need hands as long as you've got heart
You don't really think you'll win do you
You don't seem like the type who does business with mr shreck
You drive a hard bargain maxie
You got kind of a kind of a dark side, don't you know?
You know for a second there you really frightened me
You know I don't just light trees i'm an actress as well
You know what mr penguin sir
You lousy minx! I ought to have you spayed!
You make it so easy, don't you? Always waiting for some bird man to see?
You mean frame him
You mean mistook me
You mean take off our costumes
You might be right
You said you were going to scare the ice princess
You see if I say yes then you're gonna think of me as a norman bates ted bundy type
You sent out all the signals!
You stupid corn dog oh god corn dog
You take one step closer mr man bat and
You think you could go 15 rounds with muhammad shreck
You want my old friends up there to drive the mayor into a foaming frenzy
You won't regret this mr shreck
You'll have to go through me
You're at home in bed heavily sedated resting comfortably
You're beauty and the beast in one luscious christmas gift pack
You're catnip to a girl like me
You're coming with me you great white dope to die way down in the sewer
You're doing great mayor cobblepot
You're fired and Bruce Wayne. Why are you dressed up like Batman because?

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