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Surfin Bird
Get Some
The Marines Hymn
3 Sec
Who Said That
A headshot. Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot?
A peace symbol, Sir. Where did you get it?
About it. I mean, we're the best. I mean, all that bullshit about the air Cav.
About the duality of man, Sir, what the duality of?
Acting officer a loaded weapon, Sir. What's your fifth general order, Sir?
Affairs come back. Well.
After man with me, you're still here.
After my ride for less than my gun. Thank you.
After school teachers. They went around their houses real polite and asked them to report the next day for political reeducation.
After we rotate back to the world, we're going to miss not having anyone around who's we're shooting.
Ah.
Ain't no shit neither. I've done got me 157 dead groups killed and 50 water buffaloes too.
Ain't war hell?
Air rifle. It's only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills.
All of them this war, you know, I mean like they it's sort of like. They took away our freedom and gave it to the to the bookers, you know they don't want it.
All right.
All right.
All that from right, Sir? No, Sir. Then you did that on purpose. You wanna be different?
All the ones I'm I'm fighting at her some pretty. Pretty bad boys.
All we need is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life.
Alright, but Kyle, whatever you do, don't fall down. That would break my fucking heart.
Alright.
Alvin General Custer.
Amazing army soldier. I'll fix it up, Sir.
And 14. If I die in the combat zone. If I die in the combat zone, mark me up and ship me home. Trust me up and ship me home. And my middle on my chest, in my medals upon my chest. And my mom, my da...
And all that bullshit about the air Cav, when the shit really hits the fan, who do they call? They call Mother Green and her killing machine.
And don't surprise me.
And early morning dew, yes, Sir.
And Entourage are due here next week. I want someone to be there on the airfield and stick with her for a couple of days or after me.
And feel bad, in case you didn't know, that this is not a particularly popular war.
And Guts is enough. Now you ladies carry on, Sir.
And he stopped 5 black dudes from raping a white chick. Fuck you, stork. Throw him a basketball.
And I am not afraid. Join our family. Have my seat, KEYMOUSC, who's the leader of the club? The same for you and me. Have my seat. KEYMOUSCA at higher than all that. You're welcome as can be. And i...
And my rifle, listen, my God, this is providing this.
And my rifle. This is my God, this is my body. That's my rifle. This is my gun. Providing this love.
And now, mother, that's a direct order. Fuck you.
And pull up. That fucking war will be over by the time we get up there wall in private tile movement.
And shut down your neck, Sir. Yes, Sir.
And Sir, the what? The duality of man, the young and things, Sir.
And skull fuck you one, go 3.
And the crazy brave Mama and Papa were laying in bed. Mama rolled over. This is what she said. For this one, she said, I gave myself PTTP.
And the pile?
And the pile? So for 547 Sir.
And the way I see it..
And your parents have any children live. So yes Sir, how about they regret that your.
Any sleep over it, Ted? Holidays like the 4th of July, Christmas and New Year all rolled into one.
Any women or children? Sometimes.
Anybody see anything?
Anyone. The tank comes up, he sit 3 fucking times. He can't wait that long, I see.
Apart from my high school newspaper, Sir, Jesus H Christ, you're not a writer. You're a killer.
Are in Austin, TX, Sir? That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed 12 people from a 28 story observation tower at the University of Texas from distances of up to 400 yards.
Are those? Live rounds.
Are you a killer? Far cry.
Are you going to fucking die, Kyle? Are you going to die on me doing now?
Are you quitting on me? Then quit! #drill sergeant #quitter #loafer
Are you royalty, Sir? No, Sir. Do you suck?
Are you shook up? Are you nervous, Sir? I am, Sir. Do I make?
Are you through gardening?
Art heart.
Ask my rifle. Rested my girl. Let's talk about.
Asked me to spend, OK, $10 each.
Back up.
Back. Let's go get him. Let's do it. Stand down, mother. That's a direct order.
Ball through a garden hose, Sir. No, Sir, I don't.
Baller wasted. You know that bullshit.
Ban. I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, Sir.
Barrows it down. Do you suck Dicks, Sir?
Basic stories here. Grunts who give half their pay to buy goop's toothbrushes and deodorants winning.
Because for what, Sir? I'm asking the fucking questions here, private. You understand, Sir? Yes, Sir.
Because he ain't got the stare stare. The 1000 yard stare. A marine gets it after he's been in the ship for too long.
Because I am hard. You will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn.
Before you eat it. Exercise.
Being cold. Now you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the car he.
Being set up for an ambush, I think there may be strong enemy forces in those buildings over there.
Believe that you don't know left from right, Sir. No, Sir.
Believe this, yeah.
Beloved car ladies. What?
Better be shipped me, Pyle. Get your ass up there. Do you mean?
Better fair, Sir. Yes, Sir. That's no.
Better you than me.
Billion newsmen ignore. Sir, maybe you should go out on some OPS yourself.
Bitch.
Blanket party #hazing #beat with socks #hit with socks #flogged #beaten
Boogie. Hey, we need a bat in order. I'm going first.
Books. Well, it depends on the situation. I mean, I'm. I'm here to take combat photos, but if.
Boy, Sir. Yes, Sir. All 300 infantry.
Bree Taylor. Yes, Sir, all three.
Brought inside our team here is the son of a bitch ohh she made his son of a bitch shot. The blue balls, crabs and the seven-year itch.
Bullshit, I can't hear you.
Bullshit, I can't hear you.
But can I be in charge for a while, Sir? Yes, Sir.
But from the mess hall, Sir. It's child allowed in the barracks. Private pile, Sir.
But in your footlocker private file, Sir. Because I was hungry, Sir.
But keep your eyes open. If they decide to hit us, we'll have to pull back fast.
But ten $15 buku money?
But you just executed, Sir. 4 count, Sir. What's the?
But you understand, Sir? Yes, Sir.
But your ass. You will not laugh. You will not cry. You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up.
By going Hastings, you weren't on Operation Hastings Payback. You weren't even in.
Caison is standing by to be overrun.
Call me an asshole, sir no sir
Can you hear me? Yeah. OK. We're changing.
Can't afford to wait for the tank?
Can't hear you. Ohh.
Can't hear you. Thought you start barking.
Captain January, we'll need all his people.
Cars. They're paying for it. You eat it.
Cat noir. I'm going first. I'm back off white where don't give between the dog and his meat.
Cease fire
Cease fire (2)
Cease fire (3)
Cease fire he's there cease fire he's there
Ceasefire, man. Fire. Fuck this shit I'm going into.
Chaplin, Charlie. Will tell you. About how the free world will conquer communism. What the aid of God? And a few marine.
Charlies hit every major military target in Vietnam and hit him hard.
Check it, Sir. Yes, Sir. All 300 infantry.
Check the bill. I want the third team up this road here first.
Check. We also have reports that a division of NVA has occupied all of the city of Huey South of the Perfume River.
Checkpoint. Here see what you think.
Checks, Sir. No, Sir, are you a Peter Piper?
Chow search and destroy.
Click N to checkpoint 4. Believe possible strong enemy forces occupying buildings in front of us.
Close to. Then we're all certified.
Colonel.
Combat photos. But if the shit gets too thick, I mean I'll go to the rifle.
Come aboard. By the way, my name shanosky. Walter J shanosky.
Come back. But always remember this marines die. That's what we're here for.
Come boy.
Come on, his mind. It is.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Get some, get some. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on. Holy shit.
Comedian, Private Joker, I admire your honesty.
Compiled, you know that.
Congratulations, Leonard. You did it.
Cool money, $5 each.
Cool. The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers.
Correct, Sir. Yes, Sir. Private Joker, why did you join my beloved core, Sir? To kill.
Country yes Sir? How about getting with the program?
Couple.
Cowboy.
Cowboy. Hang on man, hang on.
Cowboys wasted.
Crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room.
Cry. You have to go.
Crystal smoke.
D6 actual this is perfect over. D6 actual this is Murphy over.
D6 we are receiving incoming fire from the film. The Lieutenant is down.
Damn it. Ceasefire. She's fair. OK.
David Carr, Sir? I don't know, Sir. You are dumb, private Papa, do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right?
DHT rock can be a rock.
Did Murray, don't you, Sir? Negative, Sir.
Dima, give me that radio.
Diplomats in dungarees marine engineers Linda helping hand rebuilding Dong football injuries in Chile.
Do correctly, so, the private said. No, Sir, Sir, are you?
Do I make you nervous, Sir? Sir.
Do I think America belongs in Vietnam? I don't know. I belong in Vietnam. Tell you that.
Do it. Do it.
Do you like that name? Yes, Sir.
Do you suck Dicks or no Sir bullshit?
Do you suck Dicks, Sir? No, Sir. Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Sir. No, Sir.
Do you suck dicks? #full metal jacket #do you suck dicks #gay #queer
Do you think I'm cute and funny? #private pile #boot camp #cute #funny #do you think im #flirt #tinder
Does not know, Sir. You slimy scumbag. Get on your face and give me 25, Sir.
Doesn't give me 25, Sir. I Sir.
Dogs, listen up. This is my bro Joker from the island, and this is Raptor man rafterman. They're from.
Don's legs, he's never been in the shit.
Don't be born again. Hard. Hell, I may even allow you to serve as a Rifleman in my beloved corps, Sir.
Don't have time to pull out. We got to do it now. Let's get ready to move.
Don't pull my fucking hand over there, I.
Don't rock that way, you took with me.
Don't you want to get in the shed?
Donate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it's shark Dicks every accountable on the Congo.
Down the road 2525 outstanding. Thanks, Tom.
Dragonmarks. It was raining, Sir.
Draining, Sir. That's why God passed the law probability.
Duality of man #duality of man #stanley kubrick
Easy lemon. Go easy, man.
Echelon paranoia Abrahan intelligence says Charlie might try to pull off something big during the Ted holiday.
Eddie.
Edit sweetheart. Sorry Sir.
Eightball
Either didn't. Right. Well, this is my God.
Either Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon.
Entry Toe jam 2. Yes, Sir, all three.
Equally worthless and my orders are to weed out all non hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved car here.
Even come on in for the big win. Yes, Sir.
Ever. But what in the fuck are you waiting for, Private Pyle? Get up and over. Move it, move it, move it.
Every chance they get. I just can't feature that. Take.
Every Ted the year of the monkey. Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve.
Every year there's a lot of talk about it, Sir.
Everybody hates me now. Even you.
Everyone above it. Go God damn coming to see their new at best. Sound off that you love the Virgin Mary or I'm gonna stomp your guts out now.
Everyone please.
Everything you want, long time, everything you want.
Everything you want, play how much your chief.
Except private Buckley. Hurry up. Get up there.
Excited Screaming Edit #scream #yell #war face #drill sergeant
Excuse me? All fucking must fucking hang.
Excuse me? Good morning, Lieutenant.
Excuse me? Sir. We're looking for first platoon H25.
Eyes. The left one. Right. And on the left.
Fast. Mother, she's your fucking fire.
Feature that. Take it too hard, rafter man. It's just business.
Field and it'd be my fault a high school girl could do my job.
Field. I've been in country almost three months and all I do is take handshake shots at award ceremonies.
Fighting this. Arrival this is my girl. Ask my.
Final cuts out, Sir. It is the private studio to inform the senior drill instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine that is locked and loaded. Sir.
Finished, all of you. And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one Jelly doughnut. Now get on.
Firing anywhere, scumbag.
Firm about it was you, Sir. No, Sir, Sir, I said.
First off, your guts out. Now you do love the Virgin Mary, don't you?
First platoon? Yeah, through there.
First thing.
Floats. That's good, Dave. But why, say North Vietnamese army regular? Is there an irregular about North Vietnamese army soldier?
Flush out your head, your new guy.
For an officer which? Whichever you say. Grunts.
For too long. It's like. It's like it really seemed beyond.
Forget your fucking name. All 300 infantry, you made it.
Four, but until that day you are pukes.
Free Southport and take cover. Do it.
From that book Suppository building, Sir.
Fuck fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive. In one piece and short.
Fuck this shit. I'm going into. Bring him out. No, you should.
Fuck you, cowboy. Fuck are you, asshole?
Fuck you, cowboy. Fuck.
Fuck, huh.
Fuck, she said. So brother 2 Boku.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fucking fire what?
Fucking godmother said. I'm fucking standing. I will PT.
Fucking sniper out there. Back off, mother. I'm calling the plays, I say. We're pulling out.
Geez, some kind of sick joke? No, Sir. What?
General Custer Bloomington IN.
General water. Sir, the private six general orders to receive and obey and pass on to the century. Who relieves me. Bob orders.
Get bail. I have failed because you have not helped me.
Get down, Sir. Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
Get on your feet. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shut down your neck, Sir.
Get out of my face. Get up there, snowball.
Get out there, Paul.
Get out.
Get Some #military #motivation #get some #machine gun #helicopter #army #marines
Get some background stuff, Sir.
Get some better. No, you're so.
Get Some! #gunner #get some #git sum #vietnam #full metal jacket
Get up here, fat boy. Quickly move down. Move it up. Move it on.
Get up there. Have a joker. Are you a killer?
Get up, Sir Lawrence Welk show is going to go out on TV in two weeks. Dave, do 100.
Get your uniforms on. Police car will commence in 2 minutes.
Getting any? Only your sister. Feel better? My sister? My mom? No, my mom's not bad.
Getting some really decent kills here. We heard some scuttlebutt, Sir, about the NBA executing a lot of good civilians.
Girl, I'm a little schoolboy too. Ohh.
Give me some good low angle stuff. Don't make it too obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew.
Give me that fucking radio.
Give me the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair. There is no.
Give me.
Give up. I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
Go 1234. I love 341.
Go easy, Bros.
Go go. Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was?
Go into now what I just think.
Go on TV in two weeks, Dave, do 100 words on an AFTV.
God damn ceasefire.
God has a hard on for marine. Because we kill everything we see.
God was here before the Marine Corps.
God was here before the Marine Corps. Now you can give your heart to Jesus. But your ass belongs to the car. He ladies understand, Sir. Yes, Sir. I can't hear you, Sir. Yes, Sir.
Going to do to my beloved car, Sir. I don't know, Sir.
Going to get. Your days of finger banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are over.
Going to offend? These are negative, Sir.
Going with you, I'm coming too.
Going with you, I'm coming.
Gomer Pyle, Sir. Yes, Sir.
Good day. We got condition red and we're definitely expecting rain.
Good job, bucko. Excuse me, ma'am.
Good job. So your ass looks like about £150.00 of chew bubble gum pile. You know that? So yeah.
Good joke.
Good morning, little schoolgirl.
Good night, Ladies #full metal jacket #gunnery sergeant hartman #stanley kubrick #good night #sleep tight
Good Sir. NBA soldier desserts after reading pamphlets a young north.
Good song. Get some.
Good. Thank you, Sir. Sir, permission not to take rafterman with me.
Goodnight ladies.
Goodnight ladies.
Got it, got it. Hey, ball. Let's dance.
Grab your socks today, Sunday divine worship at zero 800. Get your buns.
Graduation is only a few days away. And the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty.
Grandma.
Guys back. Where's the sniper? Dark. Where's the sniper?
H1 actual this is cowboy.
H1 actual this is cowboy.
H1.
H25 I got a brown in cowboy there.
Had a boy set it down.
Had a boy.
Haha. Anyone who runs is a BC. Anyone who stands still? Is a well disciplined receipt.
Happy Birthday to You #happy birthday #bday #sing happy birthday
Happy Birthday, Jesus #happy birthday jesus #christmas
Happy birthday. Happy birthday, zipperhead.
Happy marriage around. I'll be watching you.
Happy, Sir? No, Sir. Are you allowed to eat Jelly doughnuts? Private piles?
Hardcore man. Fucking hardcore.
Have a joker? Are you a killer?
Have a joker. Sorry. Yes, Sir. Yes, Sir.
Have a snowball. You got it, Sir.
Have grown in cowboy. There, you people 11.
Have it fire. So no, Sir Henry, not private fire, Sir, because.
He ain't going to make it.
He has Marco Eskimo. Pussy is mighty cold. Good, feels good. Yes. Good. Good. Real good. Real good. Taste, good. Taste. Good. Alright. Good money. Good for you. Good for you. Good for me, good for me.
He used suck Dicks, Sir. No, Sir. Are you?
He's a great days. We're living Bros.
He's been swamped. Everything. It's clean. There. So that it slides perfect.
He's dead.
Heart.
Heart.
Heart. Hurt. Prepared amount. No.
Heather, sweetheart.
Help help help help, help help. Pick up.
Help your love, owner.
Her. Like who?
Here again, Kyle, pick up your fucking cover. So, yes.
Here there same, same been getting any only your sister.
Here. But we seem to be the exception.
Here. Ohh out your love.
Here. Vanish Joker, most Ricky tick and take rafterman with you.
Here's the canal.
Hey bro. Looking for first platoon H25 around the back.
Hey photographer. You want to tell your good picture. Yeah, man, take this.
Hey you. Do you fuck?
Hey, asshole.
Hey, hey, I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay.
Hey, Homer. Here.
Hey, how much your chief $15 each?
Hey, jungle Bonnie. Thank God for the sickle cell.
Hey, so I can't help it. So shit. Get on your knees, scumbag.
Hey, you are put here are the lowest form of life on Earth, yet we're not even human fucking big.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. I hope they just fucking with us. I ain't ready for this shit.
Hi, joker.
His name is Charlene, Sir. Private Pyle, you are definitely born again hard.
Hmm, right. Boogie hey, we need a.
Hold it, hold it. Nobody's pulling out. It's only one.
Hold the rifle around your head. Knocked your head around the rifle.
Hold your fire. What the?
Holy Jesus, what is that? What the fuck is that?
Holy Jesus, What the Fuck is That #what is that #what the fuck #what the fuck is that #wtf
Holy shit. Ohh it's such.
Horse in Vietnam. There's some basically wrong with that.
How about a general?
How can you shoot women and children? Easy, yeah. Just don't leave him so much.
How did it get here? So I took her from the mess hall, Sir.
How far away he was. So it was pretty far from that book. Suppository building, Sir.
How fucking standing I will beat you all until you fucking die.
How many cups in that movement you just executed, Sir?
How's it going to look if you get killed wearing a peace symbol?
Huh.
Human, human fucking being, you are nothing but unorganized grabass pic pieces of amphibian shit.
Hurt. Help help help help.
Hurt. Hurt.
Hurt. Ohh heart. Heart.
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
I ain't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks.
I ain't ready for this shit. Amen.
I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on kites, wops or greasers here. You are all equally worthless. And my.
I am going to resurgent Hartman, your senior drill instructor.
I am going to resurgent Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be served there. You magg...
I am useless. I must fire my rifle. True.
I am Vietnam, not just this minute.
I am. In our world. Of shit.
I bet they regret that you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
I can have, I can have.
I can't do anything right. I need help.
I can't even get a piece of hand we want sucky.
I can't hear you, Sir. Yes, Sir.
I can't. You can't.
I don't know but I've been told I don't know but I've been told ask him out for she has party code.
I don't know like I like hello hello hello hello I like help help help help help help help help.
I don't know, Sir. You don't know very much, do you?
I don't love you're bouncing.
I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore.
I don't want no teenage queen. I don't want no teenage queen. I guess pot, pie and 14. I just want my 14.
I got the sniper. I fucking blew her away.
I guess the car don't get there. Get up there. Pile pull, pull pile, pull.
I hate the name Joker. I want to go out into the field.
I hate Vietnam.
I have a cowboy, private Joker.
I have a cowboy, private Joker. Yes, Sir.
I hear your war cry.
I just cut the country in half. The civilian press are about to wet their pants.
I love the little commie bastards, man, I really do.
I love the raincoat. Marine core.
I love working for Uncle Sam. I love working for Uncle Sam. Let me know just who I am. Let me know just who I am.
I love. Roll up, you're bouncing.
I mean, what is that button on your body armor?
I said no, Sir, Sir. Why, you little maggot, you make me want to vomit.
I saved your process.
I say we're pulling out. Yeah, well, what about duck Jade ball?
I think Leonard's a, Section 8.
I think we should change direction.
I think we're here. And we should be here.
I think you meant Judith. We're now. Are you from anyway, private?
I want that head so sanitarian squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.
I want to get out to this shit. I want to get some trigger time.
I want to slip my tubes taken into your sister. What are you taking? Trade?
I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
I will never forget this day. The day I came to waste city and fought 1,000,000 NV a goofs.
I will not send American boys 8 or 10,000 miles around the world to do a job that Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves.
I will teach you. Now get up. Get on your feet. You.
I will.
I will. Before God, I swear his scream my.
I will. They pay that.
I'd always remember this. Orange die. That's what we're here for. The Marine Corps lives forever, and that means you live forever.
I'm fucking bored to death, man. You got to get back in the shit.
I'm going in to bring him out. No, you shut the fuck down. God damn it.
I'm going to get my balls blown off for a work. My word is Poon Tang.
I'm just saying we can't leave her like this.
I'm not trying to run this squad.
I'm running this squad now and I say we leave the cook for the mother loving rats.
I'm squad leader.
I'm trying to help you Leonard. I'm really trying.
I've seen a little on TV.
Idea looking down in the Chamber, Sir. That is the guarantee that the private is not giving the inspecting officer a loaded weapon, Sir.
If you get killed, your mom will find me after I rotate back to the world and she'll beat the shit out of me.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, it will be a weapon. You.
If you want to waste her, go on. What Easter?
If your killer instincts are not clean and strong it will hesitate at the moment of truth. Yo well not kill yo well.
Implemented my beloved corpse, Sir. Yes, Sir.
In my head, why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out?
In my mess halls? Yes, Sir.
In other words. It's a huge shit sandwich and we're all going to have to take a bite.
In the Marines, Sir, and the Marines outstand.
In the marines. Outstanding those.
In the shit, it's hard to talk about it, man. It's like on Hastings. Ohh you want.
Incoming.
Incoming. Oh, shit.
Intelligence passed the word down that during the night, the NVA had pulled out of our area to positions across the Perfume River.
Is going to be cancelled. Rear echelon paranoia.
Is rafterman you take it, Sir.
Is that private files or right side Sir?
Is this meat? Ohh said that. Who the fuck said that? Who's?
It is my life. Get back in your bunks.
It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat.
It was that private pile. So left side, Sir.
It will be a weapon. You will be a Minister of death, praying for war.
It's a hardball world, son. We've got to try to keep our heads until there's peace. Crazy blows over.
It's a negative rafter, man.
It's all set to get shipped out on a medical.
It's just waiting for his papers to clear division.
It's Murphy. This is cowboy over.
It's not coming.
It's on him, didn't he? Yeah.
It's supposed to mean. I don't know, Sir. You don't.
It's.
Jelly doughnuts, Sir. Yes, Sir. How did it get?
Jesus Christ, I think you've got a hold off.
Jesus H Christ.
Joe buku. Oh shit, this baby's saying look like she can suck the Chrome off a trailer hitch.
John Kennedy, Sir. That's right. And do you know how far away he was? So.
Joke is so tough. Eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose, then ask for seconds.
Joke. We're going to have to put you up for the Congressional Medal of I.
Joke. Well, if you ask me. We're shooting the wrong books.
Joker, I've had my ass in the grass. Can't say I liked it much. Lots of bugs and too dangerous. As.
Joker, I've told you we run two basic stories here.
Joker, where's the weenie?
Joker.
Joker. I want you to get straight up to fubi.
Joker. Maybe you'd like our guys to read the paper and feel bad.
Jump in there, new guy.
Just keep making mistakes, getting everybody in trouble.
Just throw your other leg over.
Kill, kill, kill. I can't hear you kill.
Killer. Yes, Sir Gomer Pyle. Gomer, Pyle, surya.
Kim river. In strategic terms, Charlies cut the country in half.
Last week you sent down to denying to see the Navy head shrinker.
Lawrence. Swat of Arabia, Sir. No Sir, that name.
Leader Infantry Adams.
Leader Infantry Adams. Sorry. Yes, Sir, 18.
Left one over the right, the right one over the left.
Left shoulder.
Left shoulder. Hurt.
Leonard talks to his rifle.
Leonard. If Hartman comes in here and catches us. We'll both be in a world of shit.
Lester. You little scumbag. I got your name. I got your ass. You will not.
Let me see your war face #creepy scream #war cry #war face #scary #fmj
Let me work on it, Sir. Yes, Sir. What's yours?
Let's carry on, Sir. Alright, Sir.
Let's get mounted.
Let's get ready to move. Wait.
Let's go get some payback.
Let's go. Let's get it done.
Let's keep it short and sweet today. Anybody got anything new?
Let's throw it over.
Let's understand that. Bullshit, I can.
Let's understand that. So, yes, Sir.
Lights out. Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon?
Like I can't hear you.
Like you got a pair.
List of good names. Government officials, policemen, Arvan officers, school teachers.
Listen up, Pilgrim. That day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
Listen up. About these two roads here and check the bill. I want the third.
Live. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless.
Lives in 2 minutes. I have a carboy.
Location. Everybody turned up, got shot.
Lock and load.
Love color purple?
Love thy. Why should we do a story about you? Goes on.
Love you, you've got you.
MAF on this in the future, in place of search and destroy, substitute the phrase sweep and clear. Sweep and clear. Got it.
Making out I'm in a world of shit. Yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
Man, hey you hogs, listen up.
Man, I'm just waiting to get back to land of the big PX.
Marc, this is cowboy.
Margaret Animal mother can be a rabid Buffalo.
Masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So.
Me love you long time, me so horny #full metal jacket #horny #love making #sex #tinder #prostitute #hooker
Me off about these people. Why?
Me so horny, me love you long time #full metal jacket #horny #make love #sex #tinder
Me sucky sucky #full metal jacket #prostitute #blow job #love you long time
Me. Your people have not given private Pyle the proper motivation.
Mickey Mouse shit, put down the name of Jesus Jesus Christ, are you animals doing in my head?
Middle school girl I'm a little.
Mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Minute. Now baby, me so horny, me so horny. Love you long time.
Modern art masterpiece. What's your name, fat buddy? Sir Leonard?
Moment except private Buckley.
Mopps yourself. I'm sure you could find a lot more blood trails and drag marks.
More faith, Sir.
More faith, Sir. You got a Warface.
Morning, Lieutenant. Good morning. I make it to.
Morning. I make it 20. Is that the official body count, Sir?
Morphing. Ohh shit, you didn't convince me. Let me see your real Warface.
Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back.
Mother, I'm going to rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.
Move it out. Get up there. Come on. Go back. Go back. Go back.
Move it, move it. Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Vanguard, you slimy fucking wall or fucking piece of shit.
Movie in Indian hey, we'll let the cooks play the Indians.
Moving target. Oswald got all three rounds with an old Italian bolt action rifle in only 6 seconds and scored two hits, including a headshot.
Mr. Margaret, I think you've been cheated.
Mr. Vietnam the movie? Yeah, don't you? Could be John Wayne. I'll be a horse.
Much. There will be a magic show at 0930.
Murph, this is cowboy over.
Murphy in some deep shit. I got two men down. What's the story?
Murphy, this is cowboy over.
My bad. To my left, tiger and my heart breaker.
My beloved car Americans understand that.
My blood, of course. Sorry to kill, Sir. So you're.
My brother car.
My brother, commandant.
My country, we are the masters of our enemy.
My life. So be it until there is no enemy but peace. And then.
My phone can do. And before you ladies leave my island, you will all be able to do the same thing.
My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane, Rotten crotch, and the great homecoming fuck fantasy.
Nearest Ohio. What help?
Need to get out. It's a hard ball world, son.
Negotiate this obstacle quickly. Move it on.
Nervous, Sir? Sir. What? Are you about to call me an asshole, Sir? No.
Never happened, Sir. Well, if you beat this game looking for a story, this is your lucky day.
Neverhood. From now on, until the day you die, wherever you are, every marine is your brother.
Next to Private Buckley, get over that.
Next to private quickly.
Nice. Everything clean. What? So that your action is beautiful.
No more boom boom for this baby son.
No problem with our brother. What the motherfuck, she said.
No Sir. What is it supposed to mean?
No, can't hear you. Yeah.
No, I'm a combat correspondent.
No, I'm not bastard.
No, no Sir. Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack in your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
No, no.
No, no. Stutton. Donlin Rock, you come with me. We'll take a look.
No, Sir. Are you a Peter Piper, Sir? No, Sir.
No, Sir. No Sir. I don't like the name Laurence. Only faggots and sailors are called Laurence. But now?
No, Sir. What side was that private file, Sir?
No, we're gonna hustle it up quickly, quickly, quickly.
No.
Nobody fired till I tell you.
Nobody hates you, Leonard.
Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said.
Nobody's pulling out. There's only one fucking sniper out there back.
None of you dumbasses knows.
Not a particularly popular war. Now it is our job to report the news that these why are we here? Civilian newsmen ignore.
Not kill. You will become dead, Marie. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because marines. Are not allowed to die without permission.
Not the one single pull up. You are a worthless piece of shit pile. Get out of my face, get.
Nothing big during the Ted holiday. They say the same thing every year. There's a lot.
Nothing great off your face, Sir. Yes, Sir.
Nothing we can do for her. She's dead to me.
Notre Dame. Notre Dame. Yeah, right.
Now choke yourself. God damn it with my hand I'm nuts.
Now come on pal, you gotta be shitting me pile get.
Now let me see your Warface.
Now we love her for love her car ladies.
Now you listen to me, private Pyle. And you listen good. I want that weapon. And I want it now.
Now, are you from anyway, private Sir? Texas, Sir.
Of the barracks private pilots, Sir? No, Sir.
Officers OK, an officer. How about a general?
Official body count, Sir. What up to you, man with, Sir?
Oh man, you're my favorite turn.
Oh, I see. I'm Sergeant Joker in this photographer's Raptor man.
Oh, Sir, you don't know very much, do you? No, Sir, you better.
Oh, wait a minute. Hold it hold.
Ohh Gray so I can't help it so.
Ohh shit I still can't hear you.
Ohh Sir, no Sir. How tall are you private?
Ohh United States Marine Corps 3-4 I love the Marine Corps. 1234 I love the Marine Corps.
Ohh what?
Ohh, I'd take you fucking die. Up to you and take your asshole for sucking buttermilk.
Ohh, you're seeing much combat.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh. I guess the car don't get there.
Ohh. I have tried to help him but I have failed.
Ohrner. Ohh heart. Heart.
OK guys, let's keep it short and sweet today.
OK, $5 you keep me.
OK, $5 you keep me. OK, bye.
OK, and combat action that results in a kill winning the war now.
OK, got it. You do it.
OK, let's start. Squad, listen up.
OK, listen up. Did anybody see a sniper? Did anybody see anything?
OK, listen up. Enough.
OK, listen up. I think we're being set up for an ambush, I think.
OK, listen up. Listen up.
OK, you're a senior NCO cowboy. You're in charge.
OK.
OK.
OK. And you OK, OK. Hmm.
OK. Changed direction.
OK. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Okay ready
On one focus. And you boys won #1. He's lucky.
On your body armor. A peace symbol, Sir. Where did you go?
On your Gomer Pyle. So, yes, Sir, you thank God.
On your.
Once killers. The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men. Men without fear.
One lucky day, I can't even get a piece of hand.
One of these days, $5 is all my mom allows me to spend.
Only steers and queers come from Texas #holy dogshit #you dont much look like a steer to me #so that narrows it down #steers and queers
Open your mouth.
Operating rod hand.
Or recruit depot. An 8 week college for the phony tough and the crazy brave.
Or yes, Sir? Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
Order puller.
Order, huh?
Others right, Ann Margaret and Entourage are due here next week.
Our last night on the island. I draw fire watch.
Outside of Fucam canal. Can you show me where, Sir?
Outstanding private Pyle. I think we finally found something that you do well.
Outstanding Sir. We taking care of business. Well, the.
Outstanding. Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do. And.
Outstanding. We found something that you do well
Over and out. Stay close. Got it?
Over. Roger out.
Over. Sorry cowboy, no luck so far with the tank. Over.
Over. You're married to this peace, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.
P.
P.
Parent fucking second, let's just take you no less than 10 fucking seconds to negotiate this obstacle.
Parris Island, South Carolina. the United States Marine Corps recruit depot.
Passed by us, Charles definitely got his shit together, but we're still getting some really decent kills here.
Paul Pyle Polk One pull up pile. Come on, pal.
Peckett, Sir? Yes, Sir.
Peckett.
People. Yes, Sir.
Permission granted. Sir per.
Permission granted. Thank you, Sir.
Personally think. They don't really want to be involved in this war, you know. I mean.
Peter Pepper jar? No Sir. I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God damn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watch.
Phone book. Really interesting that chili. If we move Vietnamese, they are evacuees. They come to us to be evacuated. They are refugees I'm making.
Photographers, Raptor man. I'm Lieutenant cleaves. I'm from Hartford, CT.
Pick them up and shut him down pile. Quickly move it up.
Piece of hand he wants sucky, sucky, fucky smoke cigarette in a pushy. She give you everything you want. Long time.
Piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle now. Move it. I'm going.
Place to hell. When we're in way, when we're in way City. It's like a war, you know? Like what? What?
Platoon area? You mind if you tag along, Sir?
Platoon Commander, Cowboys just down the road in a platoon area.
Play donut. Now get on your faces.
Play move it up. Alright, one swinging Dick, private dispute tone. Gonna graduate until they can get this obstacle down to less than 10 fucking seconds.
Play. This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine.
Played a little ball for Notre Dame? No today.
Pop that Lester.
Position over Murphy receive an enemy sniper fire 8 ball is.
Pray.
Preparing buildings in front of US request immediate tank support over.
Pressure. Hell, from now on, whenever private pile fucks up, I will not punish him. I will punish all of you.
Pretty bad, boys. I'm not real. I'm not real keen on. Some of these fellows that are. Supposedly on our side.
Private coach. OK, get your fat ass over there. Profile.
Private cowboy.
Private cowboy. Sir, he was that guy who shot all those people from that tower in Austin, TX. Sir.
Private joker? Sir. In the Marines, Sir.
Private jokers.
Private pile? Why is your footlocker unlocked, Sir? I don't know.
Private power? What are you trying to do to my beloved core?
Private Pyle whatever you do, don't fall down. That would break my fucking heart.
Private Pyle, you had best. Square your ass away and start shedding me, Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.
Private Sir, Texas, Sir. Holy dog shit. Texas. Only steers and queers come from Texas, private cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck?
Private snowball, Sir. Private snowball.
Private snowball. So he shot Kennedy, Sir.
Program pamphlets. That's good, Dave. But why?
Promoted to squad leader squad Sir.
PT, PT, PT good for you, good for you. Good for me.
Pull my fucking hand over there, I said. Choke yourself. Now lean forward and choke yourself.
Pulled the blanket and the sheet back together. Make a four inch fold.
Pump it up. Were you born at that slimy scumbag, you piece of shit private pile, or did you have to work on it?
Purpose you wanna be different, so no Sir.
Put a behind the trigger.
Question. Neil maggots understand.
Quick play. OK, get out there. Hurry up. Move it out.
Quickly get over that God damn obstacle moment.
Quickly, ladies and holding elbow, pull it out. Get up.
Quickly. There, you feel dizzy. Hey, you feel faint?
Rafter, man. Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne.
Rafterman. They're from stars and stripes. They'll make you famous.
Reading pamphlets a young N Vietnamese army regular who realized his side could not win the war deserted from his unit after reading Open arms program pamphlets. That's good.
Recommend with you. You're responsible for him.
Refugees. I'm making out of it, Sir.
Refused to accept the situation. Yeah, well, we're not leaving Doc Jane 8 ball out there. Doc Jay and.
Remember, it's just a bad boy.
Remember, Sir. What is that you've got written on your helmet? Born?
Revelry. Drop your cocks and grab your socks, please.
Revelry. Revelry. Drop your car.
Rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will.
Right shoulder, huh?
Right shoulder.
Right.
Right. By fucking hard by play. Up and over, up and over.
Roger out.
Roger, come on, sit down. Come on, you guys.
Roger, over and out.
Roger, understand. I'll see what I can do.
Round and round, Sir. Bullshit. From now on, your private snowball. Do you like that name?
Run by Suicide Squad. Kason.
Said that. Who's the slimy little companionship twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
Salty. They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds.
Same thing. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Jesus. Happy birthday to you.
Save your ammo. Nobody fire till I tell you.
Search and destroy. We have a new directive from MAF on this and.
Seconds. The drill instructors are proud to see that we are growing beyond their control.
See the sniper, say the ammo. Nobody fires till I tell you, nobody.
See your real war face. You don't.
Seen a little on TV? What?
Seen beyond. I got it. All field Marines got it and you'll have it too.
Sergeant Murphy.

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