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Home > Chris The Hacker Megaboard V2
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An inmate at New Hanover County Detention Center. This call is subject to recording and monitoring to accept this free call, press 1 to refuse this free call, press 2.
And they shouldn't have that uniform on. They can't listen. They can't. They can't think critically.
And we're going to be doing very well in three years, guaranteed.
Anybody there?
Anytime.
At some point I said, hey, I'm gonna run the herd and I'm going to have to go through whatever I have to go through to learn how to run the herd.
Because you used my fucking name and Frank Derek knows about it too.
Before crap.
Belmar police know Watertown police know everybody knows.
Boo.
But where do you get my bride from?
But you know something.
But you're recording it so I can't do that.
By the way, that's against the law. Did you know that?
Call back with you number displayed so I know I'm not talking to a soundboard.
Can I come in, you know me?
Can you hear me?
Chris Santos
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Chris The Hacker Megaboard V2 Sound
Chris The Hacker Megaboard V2 Sound
Chris The Hacker Megaboard V2 Sound
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Chris, the hacker knows AA weakness.
Close paren.
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Devils cake, can I help you?
Did you call me?
Did you have ever had a Frank conversation like this with Frank Garrett?
Did you say a stripper?
Do you know that they've dispatched fire?
Do you know when they they've dispatched police here multiple times they dispatch fire here multiple times. That's a felony incarceration constable for up to and including ten years.
Do you you put your criminal?
Doesn't like to book a wedding?
Done a 3 way with the police station.
Dude, dude we got nothing in common why you calling
Dude, you gotta problem and I'm gonna squash it.
Dude, you're gonna be so into trouble. You you wouldn't believe it.
Epic video compiler.
Fat boys
First off, you violated federal Copyright law.
Food.
For some information for you record this.
Fucking right? So you wouldn't be talking to me now.
Gay.
Give me a fucking operator number.
Go to deadboys.org.
Go to store today Boys Dot on dot loop.org.
Go to the fucking question which you operator number.
God love you.
God's got something for you bro.
Guess what with those around comes around.
Guess what, dude?
Guess what?
Guess what?
He called me.
He was satanist.
Hello, what are you gonna do?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey dumb ass.
Hey listen listen.
Hey you there.
Hey.
Hey.
How did they come up with those numbers based on the amount of money that the business is going to be doing?
How does it feel?
How many times have I called you?
How you doing?
How you doing?
I already fucked her. I don't need to carrier.
I called back once.
I can't get into that.
I can't hear you.
I choose an Egyptian thing.
I could barely hear you.
I could tell you my username 'cause somebody will troll as me.
I did get your your calling from Magnolia Wine Company.
I didn't prank called for two straight years by these boneheads.
I don't care what you've done.
I don't care.
I got logs of every time you called me.
I know it's late. I'll go back to the hotel.
I know something I've been praying for you for a long time.
I know that you're probably a little kid.
I know the general area.
I love you man.
I think you like you so miserable and pitiful that you don't care.
I think you're in a bad cell. Can you call back?
I tried to round up all the victims and they were born victims.
I will be filing a lawsuit.
I'll be over there soon.
I'll tell you what, call me back in about 2 hours.
I'm going to show you.
I'm got my shop open till 7.
I'm just going to attack you full bore.
I'm like 5 miles away.
I'm looking for somebody with the balls to come out and let me know who they are.
I'm never going to say it. I'm looking to stoop to your level.
I'm recording you too, dude.
I'm so looking forward so that you can be extremely surprised you think you aren't traceable and trackable, don't you? You think I give little friendship telling you all the facts we can't get card.
I'm speaking directly to you.
I'm tired of your crap tidier harassment, tidier stocking.
I've already spoken to learn force me.
I've been getting a lot of prank calls.
If I throw in an extra grand, can you also provide the bride?
If somebody can point me in the direction of an investor, they will receive 120,000 US dollars.
If you run across the street, and one of those fucking guys right across the street, that's fucking 20 something year old guys. One of them works for fucking dealership. So is that what is that tho...
If you think I'm joking, watch what happens.
Is this a recording?
Is this a recording?
Is this Chris Brown?
It was you.
It will see in this country we have what's called defamation of character. So if it defames the company and the company is an individual, that individual is responsible for the defamation of the ch...
It's a late 11:00 o'clock and I'm finishing up an email and then I'm heading home and hope you guys have a good night.
It's against the law unless you inform the person you're recording it.
It's stupid, it's funny but well, but it's it's funny 'cause it's stupid.
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Just coming down to the wire.
Just one gonna fucking Sue.
Life developed without oxygen.
Like I'm not stopping until I get you.
Listen to me, shut up and listen.
Listen, I'm gonna consider this harassment you place anymore phone calls to this number. This is going to be harassment. You got that.
Listen, there's a lot of men that are wearing uniforms that are dumb. Is freaking rocks.
Listen, there's a reason why God does things the way God does things.
Listen, will you listen? This is important to shut up.
Looks like you still got access to my Facebook.
Malaysia.
No information, no Big Bang, period.
No problem.
No, but is it your name crisper on?
No, unfortunately we're both being prank.
No.
No.
No.
No.
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Now I want you guys enough.
Now, if somebody died while they were here are the prank call and they were needed elsewhere. It turns into a murder charge.
Oh
Oh I will.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, by the way.
Oh, OK, then that must be the unknown numbers coming through.
Oh, OK.
Oh, really.
Oh, really.
Oh, really.
OK, so we do the $1200 we we we, we, we, we we you know, splurge.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
On this date I gotta soundboard for awhile.
Open up the web page I just told you where was. I give you my telephone number. I told you to call Velma police.
Please for standing right here.
Police know it's true.
Pull up a second.
Rather, lean isn't your real name.
Really.
Really.
Remember negative energy you put out into the universe. It comes back.
Remember, not everybody is this fucking Shane.
Say that again.
Say what?
Scuse me, Sir, this is the real Chris Prod. Who are you said?
See, This is why you need to be arrested to stop it. You're not gonna learn it till you're rested.
Shoes.
So just keeping just keeping you out for the sirens.
So let me ask you this.
So Long story short, is your troublemaker.
So that means you've got a mental deficit.
So you're addicted to that you're addicted to harassing people, huh?
Somebody called you and somebody called me.
Somebody from Magnolia wine came in yesterday. Did you know that?
Somebody that will invest in that voice.
Stage man.
Steven
Student.
Tell my ass.
That person will receive another $190,000.
That's a red shirt. Oh girls no.
That's a sound board. You know what soundboard is.
That's great, I'm glad you're enjoying it.
The stalker and you're creating criminal acts.
The voice data recovery can I help you?
There's a religious saying in this country, it's it's doing, others as you would want them to do unto you.
This is a fight.
This is Chris Perondi voice data recovery.
This is Chris.
This is terrorism.
This should be a $30 million a year business.
To see my vehicle now.
Tom.
Uh, anyway?
Uh, so you going through this too?
Um?
Under General Manager, Devils data recovery.
Watcher is oxygen.
We have three guys arrest a young man who is mentally unbalanced and he committed suicide.
We pay the taxes.
Well, actually I was. I was looking for some assistance on finding a really good drinking establishment in the Boston area.
Well, I'd like to find a little bit about the wedding till like what kind of if there's any themes, that sort of thing.
Well, that's fine and doesn't really matter.
Well, that's good to know.
Well, they don't seem like a real good service. I don't have bride.
Well, what did you say about $200?
What can I do for you?
What company am I talking to?
What company are you calling from, Sir?
What company are you calling from?
What did you say?
What did you say?
What do you have to say to that Mr. Cab driver?
What do you want?
What hotel is this?
What state?
What?
What's the name of the hotel, please?
What's your name?
When you brushed it, you don't have to prove you didn't make the cause and you can't prove you didn't make the calls.
Where are you? Did you us out here?
Where will see who gets the last laugh, won't we?
Which state?
Which US Department is this? I'll call you and fill you in.
Who started it?
Who the fuck Washington?
Why do you persist at this?
Why don't you get your little fucking shitty ass over here and get my face you little fucking kid?
Why people in the town going to come after me with pitchforks?
Will see this is this is this is a battle.
Will talk to you later I guess.
Would you like to know?
Would you say?
Wow.
Yeah say say hello to some of the people that have been prank called.
Yeah you are side right.
Yeah, big deal.
Yeah, blah blah blah.
Yeah, but if it's recorded is it's a violation of law.
Yeah, but the cab.
Yeah, but who I was will, how much are the packages run?
Yeah, how you doing my name is Chris. I'm from Boston. Somebody just called you on a voice over IP line and they connected. Both of us are I gotta call do.
Yeah, how you doing?
Yeah, I just passed by Griffin Rd.
Yeah, I know that.
Yeah, this is a soundboard.
Yeah, who you know who did?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, but I get. What can I do for you?
Yes.
Yes.
You are a prank caller. I will find out who you are and the appropriate charges will apply.
You are a sick individual.
You are bullshit.
You are coming through broken up.
You are Robert Lee. Or if somebody pretending to be a robber, Blaine.
You are squishy little punk who stared, who's behind the computer all day long and it doesn't have a life.
You can print, call the shop all you want.
You could tell you that that there's a reward.
You do realize what goes around comes around, right?
You don't know crap.
You don't know crap.
You don't, no crap.
You going to jail?
You got no brains whatsoever.
You guys continue to call Dad voice data recovery.
You guys have ordered fucking products and don't let him delivered at my fucking business.
You guys need to grow up and get a free to rice.
You have so much wrong.
You know crap period.
You know that they harass the police.
You like a terrorist?
You make your own software.
You messing with people with a lot of money and a lot of power.
You never know.
You realize who you fucking with.
You recording me you're going to fucking jail. I'm going to make sure that your little fucking kid.
You should see some of the conversations I have with some of the legitimate cause I make.
You wanna go see my work my work?
You went across the street, right?
You you not a player?
You're a liar.
You're a loser.
You're a malicious little bastard.
You're an idiot.
You're committing a federal crime.
You're facilitating this call. That means you're initiating it, you're enacting it.
You're just a little fucking punk.
You're not a Christian.
You're so fucking stupid.
You've got no balls, you got no life, you're a loser.
Your prank caller.
Your stalker. It's a federal crime.
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'cause I called back and I got the Google message.

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