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Almost all 69. Oh shit I'm gonna get your address and telephone.
Alright bitch.
Alright listen, listen we are I gotta I gotta I got a little hit on you.
Alright, well fuck you too then.
Alright.
Alright.
Also can do it then mother fucker. I'm telling you how much the fuck you talking about.
ANAL
ANAL
ANAL yes, with my name there was something.
And I'm gonna get to wrestle in their Barry, OK, Barry?
And you don't know me.
Are you Snow White?
Ask.
At work I just working man.
Awesome.
Barber shop
Barber shop
Barber shop
Barber shop
Bet you still be used to suck cock like your mother.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bombshell.
Brad Pitt
Bring your bitch ass over here.
Bring your fat ass over here.
Brother, I'm speaking nice to you. Can you listen to me?
Browser.
Browser.
Browser.
Bullshit bitch.
But this benefit AAL.
Butterfly Buttercup roses banking.
Bye bye.
Call Ashton place. That's one of the factors like use it back.
Call the police. Call the fuck. You will stop calling here.
Capital.
Cinderella
Close up.
Close up.
Close up.
Close up.
Closer.
Closer.
Closer.
Closer.
Closure.
Come here, come to me.
Come on Daddy, we got something for you Daddy.
Come on, please Bud.
Did you thank you?
Do it right here, but you alone.
Do you wanna talk? Do you wanna talk to James who?
Do you want it up front?
Do.
Don't get really tired of your faggot ass.
Download the fuck you talking about anybody call you out.
Epistle amigo get bustle.
Fagot
Fagot
Flower shop.
For me.
Fuck up.
Fucked it up your mouth let me draw you with this.
Gonna go for that.
Good had all kind of images of a black man with three legs and not the one talking to you or not to come get with your.
Guess who would you like to speak to?
Ha.
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He
He got some gum.
He's a faggot.
Hello is it? Is this still taking a pass?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey how you doing?
Hey man, you call him one more job Macola cop.
Hey, what's happening but it.
Hi, who's this?
His 2nd.
Hola Bella.
Hope yours a bit.
How are you?
How do you spell name?
How do you spell your name?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I did not call your house.
I didn't.
I do.
I don't know what the malfunction is, but this is a place of business.
I don't know where you get this number. This is a place of business.
I got something for you.
I got that for you 57 and a 9 inch cock bitch.
I just found out with a Dick factor is.
I know what you want, dog, what's up baby?
I know, I know.
I like your new name. Two bitches fit you.
I think it ask mother, Fucker If you want some got damn sick bring your ass over here.
I wanna stick my mother fucking probopass fagot.
I want to call your girlfriend. Tell if somebody else is husband alone so he can come back home and be with you.
I'll call your house.
I'll need a he she.
I'm a star 69 you and get my friend to get your phone number from the telephone company and tell me where you live.
I'm asking.
I'm being a man with you.
I'm doing OK you piece of shit. How the fuck are you?
I'm I'm I'm OK yourself.
I'm in.
I'm joking about.
I'm not a. I'm a Angela socks and white guy. Come on pal.
I'm not sure Rolex right now baby, you can wear the role in high in the Sky fagot.
I'm playing phone tag it.
I'm telling you, I don't know what you talking bout.
I'ma find you faggot.
I'ma get your address motherfucker. I'm gonna come to you.
If you would let it, have you ever do your father first like that?
In a Hill anal asshole.
In a magazine and when I see I'm a treat you like that.
Internet faggot.
Is a faggot.
Is it there?
Is there a problem, Sir?
Jerkoff motherfucker.
Keep talking on phone you stupid bitch.
Kill me.
Larry
Let's be cooler, Monica.
Level.
Like a Billy club you faggot motherfucker.
Listen man, I'm running a business here. I don't need you calling here fucking with it.
Listen to me.
Listen, listen.
Listen, listen. I got time here.
Little bit.
Little River.
Look up this, I'm talking.
Looking at pampas bitch.
Loves you.
Mana mana.
Megan
Minecon
Mosa
Mother fuck yourself fuck you.
Mother fucker.
My name is big Dick what you want?
My name is big Dick what you want?
My name is.
Nail.
No call back, no more or less you on your way you faggot.
No freaking way to anybody calling you loser freak.
No who.
No, I'm not a.
No, I'm not saying you should just stop you faggot.
No, just tell me your name.
No.
Nobody makes calls, only. We only receive calls on it.
Nobody's called, yeah, I don't know how you got this number.
Not in this car fagot.
Nothing fagot.
Now you wanna speak to them?
Now you want to speak to somebody in this barbershop.
OK baby, I will talk more on the phone Barry. I'm gonna see you face to face.
OK buddy, have a good one.
OK, here you.
OK, I just want you to know that that's where you gonna be speaking to the next time you call you.
OK, what's the problem?
Old phone.
Once you call the caller on telephone companies and get them to check that for you 'cause we don't, we don't make calls receive.
Our models.
Over kitchen mistake this broomstick. This server, as you think that Billy Club.
Photoshop.
Please don't call no more.
Please stop messing with you man.
Please.
Plunger dead body for you to eat off your own thing.
Pull up my belly button.
Put in your mouth you fucking faggot.
Really want to dry as normal.
Require 12:30
Rudy Flores.
Search
See.
Send a police officer fagot.
Shit in your heart up faggot.
Shut up bitch.
Shut up freak.
Shut up freak.
So here again, and you don't know who you wanna talk to, I might have you speak to Delphia.
So is your mother should have fat ass Pussy and no teeth in my mouth.
So tomorrow.
So what is the problem? What do you want man?
So what?
So work.
So.
Some of your head twisted fagot.
Sound like a Homo talking to me, faggot.
Spanish.
Spell the name you're looking for.
Spell the name.
Start talking to you.
Sticking your finger.
Succotash and hope you get it you fucking bitch.
Suck my Dick, bitch.
Summer cut your mother fucking heart out to you asshole.
Surface fagot
Surface.
Suspect you'll face with this mother fucking gism
Tell me weather.
Thank you talk to you. I like when you gonna beat me. Daddy, beat me.
That's how you doing.
That's right, I don't, Sir.
The barbershop
The man with you.
The movement I guess I gotta really get your microphone.
Then I was going.
Then we just had this conversation. Man, I didn't call your house brother.
There is your lucky day is hump day.
They never did. Things are better, you bet you.
This fucking shit come on guys come on.
This is a big factory.
This is a place of business.
This is an all male barbershop. We have no faggots in here.
This is dishonest, motherfucker.
This is the barbershop, Sir.
This is the barbershop.
This is the gate florist.
This is this is the barbershop.
This is this is.
This is.
This woman got my Dick it up now I'm looking at you said I was gonna stick that your fucking mouth.
Toys R Us.
Toys R Us.
Tulsa
Under
Use a lonely fucking mother fucking bitch.
Use it as motherfucking. His quote this sucker shit.
Vanilla.
Very cool.
Very.
Very.
We got all facts more facts, facts with chicken pox.
We got fans with big sex and we got fast that even know how to do the walk. Which one you want Daddy?
We got Gigabit, you faggot.
We like to see her if she could take all this his third leg we got for will call her real God damn Easel.
We're not answering no more tonight bits. We using cell phones bits.
What do you want?
What do you want?
What is your name is?
What you say?
What?
What's happening with you?
What's yours?
What's yours?
Which is a faggot.
Who are you trying to get in contact with?
Who are you, Sir?
Who are you, Sir?
Who do you want to speak to?
Who do you want to speak to?
Who do you want to speak to?
Who do you want to speak to?
Who is the record is a bit.
Who is who are you, Sir?
Why did you stick your finger in your ass and blow your faggot mother fucking brains out?
Will bust your head right over to it. We can stick it in you.
Will make a new Lincoln tunnel. It'll be the Obama tunnel. Bring your ass over here.
Would you choose?
Would you help me for minute man?
Would you listen to me for a minute?
Would you say?
Yeah, no 'cause we got some Dixon ass fuckers in here. We like to see her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
You and your recording.
You answered my ain't talking. I like Michael Mina either bitch.
You are a faggot.
You are a faggot.
You better hope you long time bitch.
You called me.
You can identify your brother.
You cannot you sucking my Dick now to fuck it.
You couldn't really handle black man. You think I'm fat, no, but I'm a black man from a fat man, punk.
You going to jail 'cause I got you 202 number you faggot?
You going to jail 'cause I got your number you faggot?
You just called me. This is above 7.
You keep calling me.
You keep coming up with this bullshit.
You know **** are trapped in the closet, bitch.
You love me.
You love my big great taste in your mouth from hers.
You made me put something. Your mother fucking mother fagot
You ruin my ass.
You see rule when I run this mother fucking Coltrane through your hair.
You shut the fuck up.
You wanna man?
You want to do you want the Dick factory?
You you come on, you come on and see us at boys R Us and you will be one of the regular girls when we finish with you Ciao.
Your fucking brains out.
Your fucking.
Your mother got the Dick back.
Your mother.
Your partner listen. I went through the same with you yesterday. Man, I don't know who's calling your number, but do me a favor. Man, please stop messing with you man. I'm a grown man.
Your sister will be fucked by and she come over here.
Your wife sucking me be so good last night?
'cause you don't wanna have a black man Dick?
2nd.
69 you faggot.

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