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Home > Danny Devito
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Advice for crying ma shutup
Ah-shit
Anyway i started blasting
Are you being smart with me
Arghhh i cut my thumb
Biggest lie i ever heard
Burn-baby-burn
Bye
Can I offer you an egg?
Cant believe this you whore
Come-on-kid-concentrate-use-your-head-
Cough
Debbie cant talk right now
Die you sucker smashes stuff
Dinner is served
Do we have a deal
Every word makes me want to punch you in the face
Everybody stay calm ill handle this
Explosion hows it feel to be dead
Feel the burn
Get me outta here
Gimme that
Go pay
Gonna whip this bitch in the face
Gotta write a song about not diddling kids
Grunts
He could crush your head between his toes
He took a big mouthful
Help me find it
Hes-losin-points-for-this
Hey-hey-just-because-you're-dressed-like-king-tut-doesnt-mean-you're-our-leader
Holy smoley
How could you do that
I cant settle down till im at the top of my field
I could show you but thats not how it works
I did it
I dont even know how i understood him
I dont know but i dont like it
I dont need this im outta here
I dont think i like you anymore
I enjoy being thrown into stuff
I got beat up i died in that
I got bills to pay wheres the gold
I hate this job
I lied
I like em they make me look sexy
I like screwing around and having a good time
I love this butter
I surrender lets cut a deal
I take pride in my appearance
I was wrong about you kid
I wont let you down ahh it burns
I-believe-the-word-you're-looking-for-is-aaaaaah
I-can-feel-it-right-down-to-these-stubby-bowlegs-of-mine-there-is-nothin-you-cant-do-kid-
Id-like-to-fill-her-void
Im a little shaky but feel ok
Im fine little skin thing
Im gonna shove my fist up your ass
Im gonna try the move
Im killing it out there havent been hit once
Im leaving i gotta get something more out of life
Im ready to plow
Im smart you're dumb
It smells good
It was a diversion
It was a fun trip
Its all magic
Just-the-pussy-ive-been-looking-for
Keep voices down found horses
Ladies and gentlemen i give you
Ladies and gentlemen...
Laugh
Leave take your axe and get out
Maybe we can work in ideas ive been suggesting
My eyes
My life is a lie somebodys gotta get stabbed
Nice work couldnt have done it without ya
No one couldve saved him
Nope
Nothing in the universe we could agree on
One thing i like most is banging whores
One time that backfired
Prepare to be blasted bitch
Shame on you
Shes-a-fraud-shes-been-playin-ya-for-a-sap-
Sitting around someone puts the team together
So you come crawling back you cheap sack of shit
Stay away that kind of thing
Stay outta my business
Stop were talking lets just talk
Support me
Sure
Ta-da
Thank god in suit with padding
Thanks
That is the dumbest thing i ever heard
That is true
Thats a good idea
Thats a lot of stairs
Thats not how it works
The hell you talkin about
These punks dont know if they wanted
This is awful asses destroyed
This is really gross
This knife is a piece of crap
Those guys got bashed and bloodied
Time out nobody move an inch
Touch-of-the-bubbly
Wait a minute
Wait come back here
Was a bloodbath
Waste of time talking to guy like this
Way to go did you see the moves
We are evolving into more greed scamming people
We cant go out like that speech
We do get upset about being attacked
We gotta take that back
We were going beserk she loves that stuff
Well get this party started
Were all on one team thanks for coming
Were you looking at my ass
Weve got a big problem
What do you think of these
What do you want a book for
What is that
What the hell was that little green bitch
What the hell you doin
Whats up bitches
Whered all this come from
Who are you
Will-you-forget-the-head-slicing-thing
Woah i didn't know dan akroyd was in this
Yeah-oh-yeah-shes-really-something-a-real-pain-in-the-patella-
Yes
You didn't see me magically appear
You fucking with me
You gave it your best shot
You got me good
You idiot
You like what you see
You talkin about me
You think im a hero
You unzipped me its all coming back
You wanna eat it come take a bite
You're a retard
You're burnt and you're busted

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