Friends - Season 8 Edit

Ah, I heard "I do." We're halfway there. Okay, you.

All alone. Forever.

All he's thinking about is how you're taking this.

All right, let's be practical

All right. Ahem.

Although, I hope they don't.

Always a great way to get into a man's pants.

And 50.

And he's gonna have his own life.

And here it comes again. Shut up!

And here it is!

And I will be holding you right here.

And I'm dressed as doodie

And I'm the happiest guy in the world

And it is not mine to purchase

And myself, that if..

And now here we are.

And now we have a baby.

And so were you close to your parents?

And the world will never know.

And then after, you could take her to the Four Seasons for drinks.

And then he turned around and it was Stephen Baldwin!

And then my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check.

And then the court decides to give you custody of those fat, left handed twins.

And two.

And written across the dome, in the stars, were the words:

And you're still pregnant.

And your pastry chef can stand to be taken down a peg.

Anyway, it'll just..

Anyway, Mona, I'm really, really sorry. It's just.

Are you..?

At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out.

Because I'm very busy before and after the concert...

Between me and you, in this day and age..

BOTH: Oh, my God!

But hey, that was a long time ago. I'm in a good place. Might be fun to see her again.

But I just miss hanging out. Just us, you know?

But I think I can do it. I just need some help.

But it's complicated

But not the husband, because she can do this alone.

But that's different. There are rules there too, know what I mean?

But three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French.

But what is he doing with my sister? He's so great.

But, you know, with the leg.

Chandler M. Bing. Oh, my God.

Chandler, darling, look, my date has finally arrived.

Chandler, please.

Chandler?

Cheese, you say?

Christmas party in my boots!

Come on, honey. Don't be upset. We have so much to look forward to.

Come on, people, make some room.

Come on, Rachel, open up. Let me explain.

Come on, Ross.

Could you fold these napkins? I'm gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.

Dancing on your feet like the other girls did it.

David Linn! David Linn!

Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment?

Did we fool around at Lance Davis' graduation party?

Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?

Do you have any other totally perfect names that you're not gonna use?

Do you think I work at a boot pricing company?

Don't eat that!

Don't forget my office holiday party tonight.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to God!

Don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out.

Don't touch her!

Don't worry. I told him, very nicely:

Don't you people ever knock?

Dude, what is going on?

Earrings!

Eight years. Wow.

Enter Phoebe!

Even if it is to Bobby. Dude, that's not a compliment.

Everything's gonna be fine. It's just a crush.

Ezel.

Faded salmon color?

Film, television and theater.

Fine, if you want me to wear the boots, I'll wear the boots.

For children.

For just one great night. I mean, is that really so hard..

Forget it.

Fun.

Give them to me. I haven't felt my feet in years.

Go on stage. I'll get a picture of you doing the speech

God, I gotta get better at lying.

Good. And Rachel Greene too.

Good. I saw a pretty big pigeon

Got any cakes or cookies or something?

Great.

Gretzky..

Guess I'll see you at the wedding.

Guess whose middle name is Muriel.

Hang on! I think I remember you.

Have you ever had something everyone wants?

Have you said, "I love you"? You could say, "I love you."

Having our own baby.

He read lines with me. He went with me on auditions when I was nervous.

He wants nothing to do with me or the baby

He'll find me

He's not you!

He's the strongest out of all three of you. Except for Joey.

He's trying to mouth something to me

Hello, Chandler. Lovely day, huh? You.

Hello, Greg? This is Monica from the plane.

Hello, nice to meet you. How are you?

Hello.

Here we go.

Here, in the hall? What are we, animals?

Here's a picture of Ross.

Hey, I brought you some lunch.

Hey, I could have had you if I wanted you.

Hey, look at this.

Hey, my sweater!

Hey, Phoebe! How was dinner?!

Hey, Rach.

Hey, Ross, doesn't Ben go to Smithfield School?

Hey, Ross.

Hey, Sleeping Beauty.

Hey, so, this roommate of yours, is he good looking?

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did you like that part?

Hey! I brought you my old maternity clothes.

Hey! I'm the teacher!

Hey! It's my fashion girls!

Hey.

Hey. Wow!

Hi

Hi, Emma.

Hi, Jim Jim Nelson. I'm Phoebe Phoebe Buffay

Hi, Monica. Hi, boots.

Honey, once you get to know him, he's much, much worse.

How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?

How do you clear this thing?

How dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?

How is she gonna handle this financially? How is she gonna juggle work?

How long have we known each other?

How many ways are there to do that?

I actually feel like I'm going on a real date.

I am like Indiana Jones.

I am not gonna show you this.

I am sorry. Okay?

I appreciate the costume.

I can't believe he taped them having sex.

I can't date like a normal person, which is fine because I don't need a relationship

I can't decide who she looks like, you or Rachel.

I can't look at you right now.

I can't. I spent so much on them, and told Chandler I'd wear them all the time.

I didn't go to how huge this is gonna be for the father.

I didn't say raspberry before, did I?

I didn't want to say anything because it's your day.

I didn't. Is that why you used to lock the bedroom door?

I don't believe in soul mates, either.

I don't care if it's 3 a.m. and you want ice cream.

I don't get why they'd give us a fake number.

I don't have a wife or a girlfriend, but I do like to ski.

I don't know. I honestly didn't watch it.

I don't know. I think it does something to salami.

I don't know. I would say it's pretty good o

I don't want to do anything to you.

I found this place that makes the greatest jalapeno poppers.

I gotta go, I got a date. But try this.

I hate to be the one to say it..

I have lots of clients that make those noises.

I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat."

I have to say, that earns "two two" pieces of candy

I have to warm up my stomach first.

I heard you have a problem with a boy in your class.

I hope you're a better father than you are a friend!

I just don't know if we're really quite there yet.

I know I probably don't say it enough.

I know, I told you, it's a really big problem!

I love taking limos when nobody died

I never thought I'd say this about a movie...

I realize I came on a little strong. It's because I think you're amazing.

I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone.

I slipped on a giant booger.

I spoke too quickly. There's a learning curve with this job.

I still can't believe it. Joey and Rachel?

I think I may be able to book the Plaza on short notice.

I think you know where I wanna go

I think you're reading a little too much into it.

I thought I'd let you know how it went.

I thought when I had another kid, it'd be different.

I want you to know that if it's positive, we're gonna..

I was at the concession stand at the movies.

I was outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo.

I was right. This is what it feels like to be right.

I was talking to this nurse. Completely forgot

I will, I'm just not up for it tonight

I will.

I'd like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldn't that be nice?

I'll prove it like a theorem!

I'll take your mind off of childbirth, and C sections...

I'm an actor, you know?

I'm Catwoman, who wants the dress when you're too big for it.

I'm curious about the human body.

I'm going to tell the father today.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna take you out to dinner.

I'm happy for you.

I'm having the worst time.

I'm just gonna..

I'm late for a meeting. Could you make it quick?

I'm looking for a man.

I'm looking forward to the next part..

I'm not gonna tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.

I'm not pregnant.

I'm not pregnant.

I'm sorry, did you just say it's Rachel?

I'm sorry. I thought I could do it, and I can't.

I'm sorry. I've never had a maid before. Is this not okay?

I'm sure it does.

I'm worried your bosses might see them and think they pay you too much money

I'm, uh, Professor Geller.

If she is where you are..

If she needs costume ideas, she could be a bikini model.

If they don't want me there, I'll hang out with you guys

In this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel?

Is it me, or is Veto starting to sound really good?

Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey?

It doesn't matter what people believe! It happened.

It just isn't feasible

It used to be.

It was an accident, okay?

It was gone.

It'll be like I was at work.

It's bad enough you call your own mother that.

It's because I am.

It's just not the right time.

It's negative.

It's not fair to her. Let's forget the tape.

It's not like he's calling me Muriel.

It's you.

January 15?

Jeez, what's with you?

Joey, I am out of control!