Friends TV Show Sounds Edit

Ah.

Al Pacino.

All right.

Alright, now you say something.

Alright, well, next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you want.

Am I crazy?

Am I?

Am I? Am I? Am I out of my mind? Am I losing my senses?

And call me.

And from now on, you make all of my decisions for me.

And So what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G and take a bath?

And you know what? I don't even give a tiny rat tat.

Are we still talking about sex?

Are you afraid of me or something?

Are you crazy?

Are you going to kill me?

Are you serious?

Are you watching Star Trek?

Babies.

Be a man.

Be aloof, not a doof.

Because of the reason.

Being alone sucks.

Bend over.

Beyond crap.

Big boobs.

Bing.

Bing.

Bitch.

Bitch.

Bitch.

Bitch.

Bitchin.

Bite me.

Boy, what an ask him I.

Bring it in my mouth.

But like I.

But sniffer.

Bye, bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Call me.

Calm down. There's no reason to get tested.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I talk to you for a SEC?

Can I talk to you for a SEC?

Can I tell you what the answer is?

Can I, can I talk to you for a second?

Can you hold on a moment? I have another call.

Can you hold on for a second?

Chandler Bing I I guess you Remember Me.

Chandler.

Check.

Come on, play that funky music, white boy.

Come on, you guys.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Congratulations.

Cooking naked.

Crazy bitch.

Damn it.

Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools?

Did you call the cops?

Did you ever have a threesome?

Did you just smell my hair?

Did you see the ass on her?

Dillhole.

Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?

Do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?

Do you know anything about chicks?

Do you know how old the earth is?

Do you know me?

Do you remember yesterday?

Do you think your favorite animal says a lot about you?

Do you want me to wear your panties?

Do you want my pickle?

Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter. You're ultimately just going to die, or get divorced, or have to blow your pets head off.

Don't be so negative.

Don't blame the questions.

Don't just say it.

Don't keep me waiting. Get those clothes off.

Don't say anything. I don't wanna speak. I don't wanna think. I just want you to take me and kiss me and Make Love to me right here, right now.

Don't tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.

Don't you hang up on me.

Don't you know that's a fancy butt?

Enough already.

Every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.

Everyone knows I'm an ass man.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Excuse me, miss. Hello, miss.

Excuse me?

Excuse me. Hello. Hi.

Fabes.

Fat ass.

Fine by me.

For the last time, no.

Frankie old bitch.

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Fun.

Gay and in control of his saliva.

Get out, get out, Joey.

Get ready for me to whip your butt.

Gets a wacky world.

Girl.

God, I love how sexy I am.

God.

Good. Very good.

Goodbye, you cyclopath.

Goodnight.

Guess I gotta do what you tell me.

Hang up.

Hang up.

Hang up.

Has somebody been drinking my fat?

Have a word with you please.

Have you lost your mind?

Helio.

Hello you.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Here's a little tip.

Here's a pickle.

Hey, don't start judging me.

Hey, hey, good looking.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, up yours.

Hey, where you go?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi girl.

Hi, how's it going?

Hi, I'm so glad you called.

Hi, it's Monica.

Hi, it's Rachel.

Hi, it's Rachel.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Holy crap, is it hot in here.

Homosexual.

Hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months?

Horning in alone.

Hot, sweaty, writhing.

How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that?

How can your genitals make phone calls?

How come you're working here?

How do you know that?

How dumb are you?

How long has it been since you've had sex?

How stupid balls are in the way.

How the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision?

How you doing?

How you doing?

How? When?

Howdy.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. I'm. I'm. I'm not sure what to do with that right now.

I actually sometimes stuffed my bra.

I am going to make myself happy.

I am not blah, I am a hoot.

I am not Drake ramoray, OK? I'm not even a doctor. I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.

I am pretty wisdoms.

I am so sorry. I am so, so sorry.

I am the best.

I can't believe you did that.

I can't just let you hang up. Just please talk to me.

I can't seem to say goodbye.

I could eat some chick.

I could take 2 minutes out of my day to kick your ass.

I couldn't do that.

I don't care how much you want it, OK? I am not going to have sex with you in the bathroom.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't feel like talking.

I don't give a tiny rat's ass.

I don't have time for this.

I don't know what you're talking about, man.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't remember.

I don't know. You tell me.

I don't need this right now.

I don't see three kids coming out of your vagina.

I don't wanna hear it.

I don't want to say.

I doubt it.

I feel like I need to have one last fling, you know, just to sort of get it out of my system.

I got a question.

I had a monkey.

I happen to like 8 year old boys.

I have a wedgie.

I I I I I.

I I think you just need a hug from Joey.

I just had a great time with myself.

I just had this weird sense, you know? But that's me. I'm weird and sensitive.

I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.

I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends.

I know this may sound a little.

I know.

I lost one of my boobs in a grill fire.

I love you, but you're crazy.

I love you.

I love you.

I make very bad decisions.

I need your germs. I want my coke back.

I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.

I should stay away from all men.

I suck.

I think about you all the time.

I think I need to just have some meaningless sex, you know, with the next guy I see.

I think it's wonderful how much energy you have.

I think so.

I think that yours is a question with many possible answers.

I think you're great. I think you're sweet and you're smart and I love you.

I understand.

I wanna carry your baby.

I want somebody.

I want you to take this seriously.

I was just checking the shower massager.

I was ready to have sex with another guy.

I washed the toilet 17 times a day, even if people are on it.

I will not take this abuse.

I, uh, I can't tell you.

I'll call you back.

I'll have to get back to you on that. OK, bye.

I'm a hard ass.

I'm a Twinkie.

I'm bored.

I'm Chandler.

I'm Chandler.

I'm City Buffet and I have babies coming out of it.

I'm crying here.

I'm getting a new brain.

I'm going to easy bake your head.

I'm going to the bathroom.

I'm going to use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. Like God, think of the massacre.

I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna kick your Snooty ass all the way to New Glaukon Shire.

I'm gonna die alone.

I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can.

I'm gonna tell Mom.

I'm having my brother's baby.

I'm Joey tribbiani.

I'm Joey.

I'm just calling to say that everything's fine.

I'm just going to press my breasts up against him.

I'm just so happy.

I'm Monica.

I'm not finished yet. Don't. Don't you dare hang up on me.

I'm out of.

I'm Phoebe buffet. Hi.

I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.

I'm Ross Geller.

I'm so hot for you right now.

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.

I'm sorry, what did you just say?

I'm sorry.

I'm still in love with you.

I'm very bendy.

I'm very happy we're going to have all the sex.

I'm your only chance to have a baby.

I'm, I'm. I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm bored.

I'm. I'm gonna go. I'm sorry.

I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual, haven't you?

I've scared you. I've said too much. I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.

Idiot.

Idiot.

Idiot.

Idiot.

If I had to, I'd pee on anyone of you.

If I took off my pants right now, how would you feel?

In Bizarro world.

Interesting.

Is Monica around? I have to ask her some.

Is my misery amusing to you?

Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or share?

It doesn't even have to be a big relationship, you know, just like a sling would be great.

It is not over. You're over.

It's 2:30 in the morning.

It's 6:30 in the morning.

It's been a long time since I've been flung.

It's just shame you can't see what finger I'm holding.

It's me.

It's Phoebe.

It's Rachel green.

It's self cleaning.

It's small, it's tiny. It's petite. It's we.

It's so doesn't tell me what's going on right now.

It's such an idiot.

It's, so does not.

Jackass.

Joey Tribbiani does not take charity.

Joey Tribbiani says hello.

Joey Tribbiani, actor Slash model.

Joey Tribbiani.

Johan.

Just calm down, woman.

Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.

Keep talking.

Kissed me and been naked with me and made love to me.

Let me ask you a question.

Let's go have sex.

Life without me a sucks.

Listen, what are you doing tonight?

Look if if nothing else, it's it's always great when someone tells you they love you.

Look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now, but if you give me your number I will call you some other time.

Look, I don't have to answer your questions.

Love is the best medicine.

Maybe we should tell your parents first.

Meaningless animal sex.

Mind numbingly stupid.

My ass is packed.

My chest is unsupported.

My God. Oh, this is incredible.

My memory sucks.

My mom doesn't have any faith in me. That's hilarious. Yeah.

My mom used to put her head in the oven.

My name is Chandler. I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you'd be interested in battling me in a post apocalyptic world for control of the galaxies last remaining energy source.

My parents are dead.

My wallet is too small for my 50s and my diamond shoes are too tight.

Naughty.

Never mind, my girlfriend's a lesbian.

Never.

No big deal.

No ohh.

No one believes me.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no.

No, that's OK.

No, you want it. You know you want it to. Come on, let's just be bad. It'll feel so good.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Noogies and wedgies and flying wedgies and atomic wedgies.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Now I'm curious. At what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?

Now.

Oh crap.

Oh God, I don't want to be the person who makes your face look like that.

Oh God.

Oh my God, you one voice.

Oh my God, you're a freak.

Oh my God, you've got to stop chattering.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh no. I did that for someone once. I'm I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone's life.

Oh sweet Moses.

Oh, I'm. I'm Phoebe buffet.

Oh, that is silly.

Ohh ha ha ha.

Ohh I don't know.

Ohh I have to tell you something.

Ohh my.

Ohh thank you, I love you.

Ohh yeah.

Ohh yeah.

Ohh yes.

Ohh, you lie.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohsaa.

OK, I gotta go.

OK, I'll be there.

OK, that's my bed.

OK, well, I was just venting.

OK, what is this, a stupid contest?

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. Bye, bye.

OK. Bye, bye.

OK. OK.

Once you betray me, I become what, the ice woman?

PECFD.

Phoebe.

Phoebe.

Pig.

Pina schmus.

Poo.

Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting.

Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.

Probably some, you know, European goodbye thing you picked up in London, actually.

Quiet.

Rachel green.

Real American hero. I'm GI Joe.

Really.

Really.

Remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt and bend over?

Right. That's what I said.

Say again?

Say that to him and you're golden.

See ya.

See you in hell.

Select.

Serious.

Sex me up.

She's a bitch.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Slut.

So it seems like this Internet thing is here to stay up.

So unfair.

So what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

So what kind of things do you like to do at home?

So what?

So what?

So what's it gonna be?

So.

Some more things like that.

Some of the best.

Someone at work ate my sandwich.

Sometimes I have bad dreams.

Sorry, nothing you can do about it.

Sorry.

Stick a fork in me. I am done.

Stop being such a baby.

Stop it.

Stop that now.

Stop tormenting me.

Stopped.

Strike three.

Strike two.

Stupid.

Suddenly I find you very attractive.

Sure.

Sure.

Sweet mother of all that is good and pure.

Tell me you want to caress my body.

Terrific.

Thank you for my ads.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks.

That doesn't matter.

That is because my doctor says that I have a very serious nugget.

That is so sad.

That is so silly.

That just clogged the toilet.

That sucks.

That sucks.

That's a goldfish cracker.

That's crap.

That's impossible.

That's it? You're not mad? I mean, it must have been terrible.

That's just your too bad.

That's OK.

That's right, Mr and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof, you know by my rule.

The hold you hold on.

The Physical act of love.

The socks.

The wires have come loose in your head.

The women's room on the 2nd floor of the New York City Public Library.

There's a bear shit in the woods.

These things, they happen for a reason.

This conversation is over.

This is a difference of opinion.

This is all just a little overwhelming.

This is not an invitation to the Physical Act of Love.

This is so much fun. Yay.

Thomas Lee.

Tomorrow I'm gonna do your clocks.

Tomorrow's not so good. I'm supposed to fall off the Empire State Building and land on a bicycle with no seat.

Tramp.

Try something on me.

Uh-huh.

Uh, huh.

Uh, just a hearing disability?

Uh, no.

Uh.

Unagi.

Untrusting. Crazy. Jealous, sycophant.

Use your head.

Volvo.

Wake up.

We can be friends who sleep together.

We could. We could have a threesome.

We were on a break.

We're not done.

Welcome to an adult conversation.

Well, come on, would you just grab my ass?

Well, I I think you're wrong.

Well, I'm sorry, what?

Well, listen, it's been great, but I'm officially wiped.

Well, not that it's any of your business.

Well, now you understand how I feel every single day.

Well, that is unfair.

Well, that reminds me. I have to see my OBGYN today.

Well, that's excellent.

Well, that's great.

What a geek.

What a jerk. How many kickers? They ask.

What a load of crap.

What are you crazy?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me or something?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you wearing?

What do you know?

What do you know?

What do you want a poster for? Gonorrhea.

What do you?

What else is the matter with you?

What is behind this, this strong, silent exterior? You know, they say that still waters run deep and I want to swim in yours.

What is happening to the world?

What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something repellent about me?

What is that in the background?

What is the big deal?

What is the boiling point of brain?

What is the matter with you?

What the hell are you talking about?

What the hell is that?

What the hell was that?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's wrong?

What's your name?

What's your problem?

When I thought you wanted sex, I said no.

Where are all the men?

Where are you?

Which do you like better, peanut butter or egg whites?

Which would you rather be, a fireman or a swimmer?

Who wants to make some long distance calls?

Who's dead?

Whoa, wait. Hello. What about me?

Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is all this pressure?

Whoa.

Whoa.

Why can't we use the same toothbrush but we can use the same soap? Because soap is soap.

Why do you care so much anyway?

Why would you say that? That's just mean.

Why would you think that?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Will you grow up?

Will you marry me?

Women can see breasts anytime they want.

Would I know? Sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. Tell me if something's bothering you, OK?

Would it help if I weren't wearing underpants?

Would you knock it off?

Wow, I don't know what to say.

Wow, that's dirty.

Wow.

Wow.

Yay.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, I can't say causant. Oh my God.

Yeah, I understand.

Yeah, I'm an actor.

Yeah, it's me.

Yeah, it's Sydney there.

Yeah, that'd be OK.

Yeah, well, I'm. I'm a slut.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yo paisan.

You actually have a very sweet little hiney.

You actually thought I wanted to have sex with you.

You and I sex.

You are such a Fuser.

You are the crazy irrational screw up.

You are totally making this up.

You bitch.

You broke the code.

You can stop being such a rush and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around.

You could sit on my lap.

You disrespect me.

You don't know me. I'm Monica Geller.

You don't see that every day.

You don't think my mom sexy?

You fell asleep.

You freak.

You get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.

You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance.

You have your head up a dead animal's ass.

You know I wanna, man.

You know that smell gas has?

You know what you are mean boys who are just being mean.

You know what? That is the best fake speech I think I've ever heard.

You know, I don't wanna be on judgmental, you know, but this is sick. It's sick and wrong.

You know, I I think I don't care.

You know, knowledge is a tricky thing.

You know, sooner or later somebody's going to come along and slices a better cheddar.

You know, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional, and that is only because they get paid $100 an hour. You have much money I could have made listening to y...

You like that baby?

You prissy old twit.

You shush.

You still love me.

You think you know me so well.

You ugly, flat faced old freak.

You wanna come poke a nude guy?

You wanna do it? Let's do it. I wanna do it with you.

You want a little taste of feeds?

You'll want to talk.

You're a funny guy. You know what else is really funny?

You're even Dumber than I am.

You're in a terrible, terrible business.

You're just mean.

You're kidding.

You're really thinking of having sex with your brother?

You're so pathetic.

You're stupid.

You're such an idiot.

You're the boss.

You're the scenic loser, right?

You've had a lot of sex, right?

Your penis.

$700.00.

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