Dinosaurs - Season 2 Edit

A child with a golden horn has been found and declared the new king.

A corporation could be compassionate and caring?

A dinosaur in a black cloak delivered it.

A game show! The Family Challenge!

A herbivore?

A long, gold bony thing with a point.

A lot of dinosaurs eat vegetables from time to time.

A meteor watch has been put into effect throughout the Pangaean panhandle.

A TV game show?

About things like that.

Absolutely prohibits me from telling anybody

Absolutely without warning.

Ah, Dad.

Ah, jeez!

Ah, jeez.

Ah, the refrigerator. Always there for me.

Ah!

Ah! Oh, you're all a bunch of pigs. (GROANS)

Ah! Robbie, you're the best son a dad could ever have.

Ah.

All I know is that my life was not nearly as difficult

All I want is my little girl back, Fran.

All in favor, sit there motionless.

All right, all right, get back. Wait your turn.

All right. Here is the concept of gravity.

All right. That ends right now.

All right. You're right.

All these wild tales of mystical voodoo mumbo jumbo

ALL: (SINGING) ♪ All we are saying... ♪

ALL: (SINGING) ♪ Is give peas a chance... ♪

ALL: Ah!

ALL: Good morning, Pangaea!

ALL: Mmm.

ALL: Oh!

ALL: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Almost always. But what's your point?

An active volcano

ANCHORMAN ON TV: The Making Of A King, day two. Now, here is DNN correspondent

ANCHORMAN: The King Is A Hoax, day one.

And a father, who may not ordinarily be a sensitive type,

And a sun protection factor, which, coincidentally,

And a wonderful life where he'll get everything

And all you really need.

And Arnie had to teach him a valuable lesson about life.

And as a tyrannosaurus, I use my massive jaws

And came in a free carrying case with a loofah!

And don't be putting me in no vegetable bin.

And Families...

And giving new meaning to the expression, "Go deep."

And here are today's categories.

And here's Mr. Family Challenge himself, Buddy Glimmer!

And how do you know?

And how does that little lizard repay me?

And how much you love her, and that's the only present she'll need.

And I don't have a lap to sit on anymore.

And I have to find my new center of gravity by then... Whoops.

And I let you guys talk me out of it. Why'd I let you talk me out of it?

And I love you.

And I think we should talk to each other at the dinner table.

And I was hoping you could see your way clear

And I was wasting these precious hours with my family.

And I will happily jump down this guy's intestines.

And I would appraise the damage sustained here

And I wouldn't mind hearing what the family thinks.

And I wrote a whole essay about what you guys said about

And I'm glad I had ya.

And I'm glad to give it to him.

And I'm going to get him back, right now.

And I'm going to tell you something, Charlene.

And I'm gonna get left behind!

And I'm not going to be the one who gives it to him.

And if Mom could see how upset you are,

And it turns out I have combination scales!

And most of all, Bruno, who makes the skinniest ribs in the business.

And nobody's around to see it or hear it...

And not go upstairs.

And now, here's a father and son playing catch a little too near

And now, we know nothing.

And one who runs from his responsibility

And sat on my lap,

And share and improve our general knowledge of trivia.

And since you're behind, Sinclairs, way behind...

And sometimes you feel attached to the characters on TV.

And take it out into the night.

And teach him about his place in the food chain.

And tell each other how very much in love you still are, and who knows?

And that didn't keep me from landing a wonderful guy like your father.

And that is what you'll gonna call me, Daddy. Now say, "Daddy."

And that's what I get for letting food do my homework.

And the next minute they were gone.

And the wife's probably looking forward to that grapdelite dinner, right?

And then my wife, Frannie,

And then there won't be any more of you at all.

And then you became king and they took you away.

And then you simple individuals do not have the vast resources

And there would always be enough of everything.

And they said if you only see one Winkie this season, tonight's the one.

And those Becklesons, they're gonna learn more and more valuable lessons about life,

And those dinosaurs outside are just sheep.

And those grapdelites are gonna taste so sweet and satisfying. Mmm.

And today, she's little Miss Look What I Got.

And touch the sacred horn.

And trouble erupts.

And until then, you have to live each day to the fullest,

And watch the sparks fly when mother moves in.

And what do you get? A burning moral dilemma from your son.

And what makes you the ancient history expert?

And you believe that?

And you know, that was okay for him.

And you only get one, buster.

And you think these guys are the right guys to go out with?

And you've got a good one. And I'm surprised at you for not using it.

And your mother says I should've spent more time with you.

And, he said you've been doing much better in school lately.

And, Robbie, I saw your teacher, Mr. Pullman, at the supermarket.

Angry?

ANNOUNCER: Now, it's time once again

Any favorite shows?

Anyway, I was wondering, could you grant me a variance?

Anyway, I'm very good at soccer.

Anyway, the teacher said there would always be enough g****s,

Are going to stand by, while you walk out of here with our baby?

Are just silly rumors.

Are you guys really going extinct?

Are you now or have you ever been an herbivore?

Are you sure? Cause my date's gonna be here at seven o'clock,

Arnie's son, Mikey, got picked on by a bully at school,

Arriving on track number three... Ow!

As prophesied in The Book of Dinosaur,

As the head on your shoulders,

As the point of probable impact.

As thousands flock to see the infant sovereign

At least ask your children what happened in school today.

AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Cage of Doom!

Aw, jeez, Fran, I'm not in the mood.

Aw. Mama's little helper.

BABY: (BURBLES) Oh! (GROANS)

BABY: Get him! Get him, Charlene! Get him! Get him!

BABY: Whoo woo! (IMITATING TRAIN)

Be careful how you turn around.

Because I want him to like me.

Before somebody else eats them for free.

Behold his brow is knit with wisdom!

Betrayed by the very ones I love.

Bigger eats smaller in the carnivore kingdom.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah.

BOTH: Clean it up! No, you clean it up.

BOTH: Uh, hi there, Earl.

BOTH: We're going to need another Timmy.

Boy, those kings on a stick went like crazy.

Boy, you try to make a couple of extra bucks for your family,

Brother! Sister! I'm all alone!

But as of today, you're on the right track.

But first, a look at the weather where you are.

But hasn't she been a little girl for about 12 years now?

But he, like you, is a simple individual,

But I could chew off my foot if you want.

But I don't want him to get any ideas.

But I don't want him to think I'm fast. But I do want him to buy me dinner.

But I guess a father would do in a pinch.

But I want you to know,

But I wanted better.

But I'm getting teased at work

But is something bothering you?

But it's zoned R1, so I need ten additional feet for my property line.

But nobody leaves The Family Challenge empty handed.

But now, they're not little kids anymore.

But please don't make me bite off my own head.

But right to broccoli?

But Robbie, he paid for them.

But the guard at the door with the machine gun

But the hell with me.

But the whole thing was stupid anyway. Why should I rip apart some poor mastodon?

But then you'll wanna watch whatever show comes on next.

But there's not always going to be enough of everything.

But this is your last night on Earth. Forget the paper. The assignment is over.

But those were my salad days. And you're too old for that, Rob.

But what life really comes down to isn't TV.

But with all due respect, you know,

But you know, I really don't have the money to take her anywhere good.

But you sell so many more books than I do.

But you waited up.

But you'll do in a pinch.

But, boy, they are the sweetest tasting things in the world.

But... But they're not just food. They know stuff.

But... I... Well...

By the way, Charlene,

By you guys on a local level,

Bye.

Cage of Doom!

Cake! Candy!

Can he do that?

Can I have money for lipstick?

Can only become a slave to shallow and materialistic goals.

Can you do that for me?

Can't you see he's thinking?

Champions, select.

Charlene, is it really?

Charlene, sweetheart, it's all right.

Charlene, tail? Hey!

Charlene, the tail on your backside is not as important,

Charlene, why didn't you call me? I'd come to pick you up.

Charlene, would you like to talk about this with your father and me?

Charlene, you look very nice tonight, but, um,

Charlene, you snap his neck, you're gonna hear from me.

Charlene, your father's just trying to organize a family activity.

CHARLENE: Ah! Yeah. ROBBIE: Best two out of three?

CHARLENE: And this is my daddy.

CHARLENE: Give me my tail, Robbie. FRAN: Robbie!

CHARLENE: You're taller than my brother, aren't you?

Charlene?

Children. Hey, you could keep the species alive if you had children.

Come down to have a beer and shoot the breeze?

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come on, come on! What does this have to do with me?

Come on. Watch your heads.

Coming this fall on ABC.

Coming up on this half hour, Godzilla will be stopping by

Connie, Rex, back to you.

Cookies! Cookies! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Corporations do.

Corporations. Such as this one.

Could we hold all of the questions until the end of the lecture, please?

Cukes. Check it out.

Cumulus.

D... Dad, your grapdelites are the last two in the world.

Dad, come here. Check this out.

Dad, I've got something for you.

Dad, so what if they eat a few peas? They're proud of it.

Dad, where's your self respect?

Dad, you came in after me!

Dad, you're embarrassing me.

Daddy, do you think I should swing it or let it drag?

Daddy, I asked you about water.

Daddy, nature gave me a tail.

Daddy, we think going out would be more fun.

Daddy.

Dah dah Dee, Daddy, Daddy.

Date?

DAVE: Yeah. Go, dude. All right. All right.

Dee.

Did it actually fall?

Did it turn out all right?

Did you bring me a present?

Did you ever think that maybe you're a...

Didn't you ever disagree with your father?

DINOSAUR 1: Yeah, I must've eaten a million of them.

Disputes to settle, athletic gear to endorse.

Do they really make you rip open a live mastodon with your teeth?

Do you wanna cut me some slack?

Doesn't mean you got to disturb me.

Doesn't understand, doesn't mean you've failed.

Don't fight it, son. The more you struggle,

Don't they teach you anything in biology, kid?

Don't worry. He never comes out unless he's hungry.

Don't you feel all right, sweetheart?

Don't you make nice with me, you who spit on the food chain.

Earl Snead Sinclair.

Earl, calm down.

Earl, did you teach him about the food chain?

Earl, I don't want to pry into your personal business,

Earl, if you want a third child again, there's only one thing to do.

Earl, it's time for his nap now.

Earl, we can change what we've become, starting right now.

Earl, we have to do something.

Earl, what is wrong with you?

Earl, you knew Charlene was going to grow up someday.

Earl, you must've gotten a look at him.

EARL: Do not.

EARL: Make way! Coming through! Father of the king coming through!

EARL: No, no, no, FRAN: Oh, no, sweetheart.

EARL: Oh...

EARL: Yeah, I should have dragged you out here a long time ago, Robert.

EARL: Yeah. Two juicy ones.

Earl...

Eat me.

Eat my mate, and die in pieces.

ELDER 1: Four thousand seventy nine.

ELDER 1: Number 4077.

ELDER 1: Oh! ELDER 2: Oh!

ELDER 2: Approach the king, state your case.

ELDER 2: Do you understand the significance of the golden horn?

ELDER 3: "And from his mouth his simple words

ELDER 3: "And this golden child shall be revered from near and far."

ELDER 3: "Father shall be a blithering idiot."

ELDER 3: Behold the king of the dinosaurs!

ELDER 3: Behold, The Sacred Book of Dinosaur,

ELDER 3: Give me the white out.

ELDER 3: He's not your son. He's the king. You have one minute.

ELDER 3: Oh! BABY: Ah! Ah!

ELDER 3: The variance is granted. Touch the horn and go.

ELDER 3: Your time is up.

ELDERS: Ah! BABY: Ah!

ELDERS: Behold the king!

ELDERS: Huh?

Emollient, Lusterizer conditioner mousse with a pH balance

Entrez with the entree. (MUMBLES)

Even though all these guys think you're king 'cause you got that horn,

Even though you didn't win our grand prize 90 inch TV,

Eventually it'll end up looking like this.

Ever since I was 12, you know, whenever I see vegetables...

Every girl in school's grown a tail except her.

Everybody I run into tells me how attractive you looked.

Everybody's out of 'em. You got 'em, I want 'em.

Everyone learned a valuable lesson about life.

Everyone was tearing open their mastodon.

Excuse me, Fran. But I was prepared for child one and child two.

Fast food. Shoots right through.

FEMALE GRAPDELITE: Mmm. MALE GRAPDELITE: There aren't any.

FEMALE GRAPDELITE: We're the last of our kind.

FEMALE GRAPDELITE: We're the last of our kind.

FEMALE GRAPDELITE: Well, what did he write?

FEMALE VOICE: Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Fight to the death with Mr. Nielson

Fine, Charlene, you can go first. Tell us about your day.

Fine.

Fine. (GRUNTS)

Fine. You wade in there, and don't come back without our son.

First of all, on Oh, Those Becklesons,

First, my daughter, who had the nerve to grow a tail

First, our challengers.

For all dinosaur civilization, is now believed

For the more expensive items.

Forget it, Dad.

Fran, I thought long and hard, and I think you were right.

FRAN: Aw. CHARLENE: Aw.

FRAN: Robbie, your father wants to talk to you.

Frannie. Come on, honey. Now don't blame yourself.

Franny, where'd all the sugar go?

FRIDGE CREATURE: Ice cream! (BURBLES)

FRIDGE CREATURES: Go! Go! Go! Go!

From Mom, I guess.

Frozen yogurt! Come on! Keep it coming! Keep it coming!

Fruit is not a vegetable. So, it has to be either an animal or a rock.

Full house. (SNICKERS)

Fun? You want fun? We got fun right here. We got food, we got games.

Funny arms.

Gee, I don't know what came over me.

Gee, John. We both work in the same bookstore,

Gee, Mom, I'm not that interesting. Rea...

Gee, Mr. Lizard, what should I do with the nitroglycerin?

Get on the phone, and order some ribs.

Give me a whitefish.

Give me that. Here's what it feels like. (GRUNTS)

Go ahead, ask me, ask me.

Go get our son and bring him back

Good can only happen in this world

Good morning, family.

Good morning, my family who loves me.

Good morning.

Good morning. It's Wednesday, September 20th, 60,000,003 B.C.

Good thing I popped for that extra media coverage, huh?

Good, because no matter how long and gorgeous your tail is,

Good. Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)

Got to love me.

Gourmet alert.

Grandma Ethyl is part of the family.

Granting admittance to those commoners

Grapdelites are back.

Guys start asking you out.

Hand them to me.

Happy anniversary, Earl.

Happy anniversary, Fran.

Have different ideas than their fathers, Dad.

Have you noticed that some of those sheep are cheerleaders?

He ate off the wrong side of the plate.

He could ever need.

He doesn't trust his own parents.

He dumped me.

He expected me to live in the woods, have kids in the mud,

He is king now, he must join us in the Cave of Destiny,

He just left your tail for another tail.

He knows everything there is to know about the food chain.

He learned never to give the lowest species the keys to the father's car.

He learned that television shows come and go,

He leaves. He doesn't stay. He doesn't trust.

He met a girl with a tail that was bigger than mine, and he went off with her

He was big and mean and hungry.

He was gonna bite off my head.

He wouldn't have turned to this! (WAILING)

He's a big city dinosaur detective who leaps through time

He's a veg o, isn't he?

He's come to his father for a little sowing assistance,

He's eaten, Fran.

He's never even asked me out to dinner.

Hello there, my family who loves me.

Hello, Maurice.

Hello, Mrs. Sinclair.

Hello, the TV. I missed you. Did you miss me?

Her friends are getting their tails, and she's concerned...

Here you go.

Here, little grapdelites. Come on, you little furry fellas.

Here, Robbie. Try it again.

Here's 50 bucks.

Here's your money back.

Hey, and look at that one.

Hey, are you guys really serious?

Hey, come on, Roy. I'm a married guy.

Hey, Earl, how's the little freak of nature?

Hey, everybody! It's The Earl Show!

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Fran, come here! Come here!

Hey, hey, pally boy. I think that one over there likes me.

Hey, hey! Hey, cut that out.

Hey, hey. What have we here? Hello, lady.

Hey, I'm telling you, she doesn't care about her tail.

Hey, I'm trying to write a paper here, okay?

Hey, look at the tail on that one. Lift it, don't drag it, sweetheart.

Hey, on those hot summer days,

Hey, Roy, you could try kicking the ball down the alley.

Hey, tough day there without the TV, huh, pally boy?

Hey, tough day there without the TV, huh, pally boy?

Hey, we may stink, but at least we stink as a family.

Hey, what did you do that for?

Hey, would I never, pally boy. You know,

Hey, you got a great king there, pally boy.

Hey! Come on! Hey! (GROANS)

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Kiss me goodnight!

Hey.

Hey. How can you sit here waiting to be digested?

Hey. I sneak out of the house on weekends.

Hey. What's with the kid?

Hey. You spewed a little lava. It happens.

Hi, Buddy.

Hi, everyone. Hi, buddy. I'm Earl.

Hi, honey.

Hi, kids.

Hi, Mr. Lizard.

Hi, Mr. Lizard. What are we going to learn today?

Hmm, Tuesday, Tuesday... No, that's Fran's anniversary.

Hmm? Oh.

Hmm? Oh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. (GASPS)

Hmm. We'll never know.

Honey, I'm home.

Honey, I'm home.

Honey, I'm home.

Honey, I'm home.

Honey, I'm home.

Honey, that was dinner. Next bottle's at bedtime.

Honey...

How about if we turn his room into, like, a memorial walk in closet?

How am I supposed to know which one ate Robbie?

How dare he put this on me?

How did you get so smart?

How long do you think it'll take the boys to notice that I got my tail?

How much does one like that cost now?

How much is my personal dignity worth?

How much is your wife's happiness worth to you, Sinclair?

How we're supposed to know the kid was so special?

How'd I do, Fran?

However, if you don't plan for the future, there won't be any more food.

Huh, yeah.

Huh! I can stretch that to 500 words easy.

Huh? Oh.

Huh? Why should I get upset that that's all boys care about?

Huh. Gee, Mr. Lizard, I don't know

Huh. What?

Hurry up, Sinclair. I'm salivating all over my desk.

I actually like that one much better.

I already flunked once,

I am deeply touched by the sad plight of these poor, poor creatures.

I am the king of all I survey!

I am the Mighty Megalosaurus.

I can't deal with all three kids at the same time.

I can't help thinking there's something different about you.

I come up here on my own for a little heart to heart with my boy,

I could have understood a carrot or a little lettuce maybe,

I could tell other dinosaurs.

I do want you to.

I don't get it

I don't have against you, Dad. It's just... (STAMMERS)

I don't have to take a nap.

I don't know how I feel about being humiliated nationally.

I don't know how to be the father of a teenage female thing.

I don't like my lunch, uh, fraternizing with each other.

I don't often let people in on this, but, uh, there was one time in my life

I don't see this as a loss at all.

I don't see why the whole family has to wait for Robbie

I don't think nature knows what it's doing.

I don't understand. It started out as this little bump.

I don't want to do this.

I experimented with some lettuce.

I found him, Fran.

I give... I give up. Ow, ow, ow!

I got it! I got it! I got it! I got... (SCREAMING)

I got to go buy a set of tires.

I guess I'll keep the score again.

I guess, I didn't treat you much like a king, did I?

I had no idea.

I had to throw that in to close the deal.

I have a big decision to make here, huh?

I have no idea.

I have separated all known dinosaur wisdom into three categories.

I haven't seen television in a month now, and it just doesn't seem so important

I haven't seen you here before.

I hear they once made a guy bite off his own head.

I hear you got your 20th anniversary coming up, Sinclair!

I just got off the phone with Emily Stavis.

I just pass through this house on my way to work.

I just thank God your grandfather's not alive to see this.

I just want you to be proud of me, Dad. Every single day.

I just wanted some fish for myself...

I knew from the day this kid was hatched

I knew it. I told you. "Nothing but trouble," I said.

I knew. I always knew.

I know that. What makes you think I don't know that?

I love my caveman.

I loved that.

I made a big poop.

I mean it. If he offered me one more chance to win that set right now,

I mean she's just a little girl. What is she, seven?

I mean, how long have you known?

I mean, the swamp monster is well within his rights.

I mean, you know, providing that one of you guys is a girl.

I never realized how lovely it could be sitting here with my family,

I paid $8.99 each.

I picked it out by myself for you, just for you.

I promise.

I realize, I'm a tyrannosaurus,

I remember the day when I was initiated down at the Y.

I remember the days when I was a kid, 99 cents they got for a dozen.

I said that we should've stopped at two. How could I have been so foolish?

I said we should've never have a third kid,

I see this as a blessing in disguise.

I see this as our chance to spend time talking to each other.

I see you. (GRUNTS)

I should have shown him the beauty of killing small things.

I should have taken him hunting when he was a kid.

I sold the grapdelites to Mr. Richfield for 73 bucks.

I suppose you have you an amusing remark about my son's affliction?

I think what you need is something to protect you from nature.

I think, if this is what happens, I'm not going out on any more dates.

I thought if I walked home, you'd be asleep.

I thought there must be some ulterior motive.

I told you, two kids, but oh, no.

I try that on my parents all the time and it never works.

I understood. Just give it to me.

I wake up in the vegetable bin,

I walked all the way home.

I wanna know how far this thing has gone.

I want her to still need me.

I want to help them.

I want to sit here and enjoy my dinner

I want to talk at the dinner table. We don't see each other all day,

I want you to go upstairs and talk to him.

I was a wonderful father when they were little kids

I was one of the last girls in my class to get my tail.

I was practicing in the lobby, and it just wasn't happening

I was there.

I was upstairs with Robbie and Charlene's laundry.

I won't bow down to my brother because of a horn growing out of his head.

I wonder where they all went.

I would never trade that for some big TV set.

I wouldn't take it.

I wouldn't take it.

I... I guess they must've run into the woods. (CHUCKLES)

I... I just don't like killing things, all right?

I... I looked at mine. I showed my teeth. I ralphed on my shoes.

I'll come out and kick your big flabby dinosaur butt

I'll come out and kick your big flabby dinosaur butt

I'll just take them home so my son can protect them.

I'll take the question, Buddy.

I'm a little confused about the nature of reality.

I'm back! Mr. Fun! And look, guys, I found the board games.

I'm carnivorous, Daddy. I'll eat anything that moves.

I'm going to see if the tree fell. I'll be back in a couple of days.

I'm going up there and getting my son back.

I'm home.

I'm just not leaving the house anymore. Are we clear?

I'm just sorry that we're gonna be digested now and you won't be able

I'm merely reminding him of his responsibilities

I'm not "not the Mama." I'm your Daddy,

I'm not even worried about Charlene in the least.

I'm not letting you give up on Robbie like this.

I'm not sure I'm ready for this. (GRUNTS)

I'm not talking to you.

I'm sure Robbie doesn't even know what it is.

I'm sure.

I'm the baby. Got to love me.

I'm the baby. Gotta love me.

I'm the daddy. Got to go to work. How about a kiss?

I'm vibrating!

I'm your Green Grocer with this week's specials at the Food Chain.

I'm... I'm sure, she is, sir.

I've been summoned, haven't I?

I've come to be on the game show.

I've decided that these grapdelites are not for sale.

I've got another $23 for your personal dignity.

I've got to be a carnivore.

I've got to find those poor little sweet creatures

I've had it up to here with this "not the Mama."

If he knew you, he never would've left you.

If it's all the same to you, Earl.

If she didn't get them, she'd be very unhappy.

If you and your entire family appear as contestants

If you eat them, there aren't any more... forever.

If you leave this house, I will never talk to you again!

If you think I'm gonna pace these floors for the rest of my life,

If your mother can take the time to kill this dinner,

Imagine running into you here.

Imagine that these are all the g****s in the world.

In our patented Cage of Doom.

In our sudden death round.

In the north, violent volcanoes, including one particularly big boomer,

Incoming!

Incoming!

Incoming!

Into some female walking home by herself thing?

Is that a terrible thing to say?

Is that my wonderful family?

Is that the reason you wanted to be on this show?

Is that too much to ask?

Is this the same nature that gave us,

Is this the same nature that turned you,

Isn't it just the most lovely night outside?

It doesn't take a genius to figure that out.

It was! It was! You can ask anybody! I swear!

It's a good wholesome tradition for a young boy.

It's a rock! It's a rock phone! (LAUGHS)

It's a small world, after all.

It's a social studies paper, and it's not going very well.

It's all my fault, Fran.

It's all, Way Too Complicated! Wednesdays at 8:00.

It's exactly what you said.

It's good to see ya get hurt!

It's good to see ya get hurt!

It's just I don't agree with anything you've ever said.

It's not going to happen!

It's not her tail. 'Cause that would be a female problem.

It's not my tail. I don't care about my tail!

It's our chance to learn together and grow closer as a family.

It's television. They say whatever they want.

It's the food chain, Robert. Love it or leave it.

It's the love between your family...

It's the official scroll with the official red ribbon.

It's unanimous, Fran.

It's what we've always lived by. Bigger eats smaller. It's sacred.

It's your choice.

It's your choice.

Jeez, Dave, I never would have guessed.

Jeez! Oh!

Jeez.

Junior, you hear that?

Just look at this floor. Everyone in Pangaea

Just swing it a little, until you get married.

Just tell me what it is that you have against me,

King?

Labeled "exclusions," you'll find that a meteor is only a meteor

Let me come to you.

Let me tell you something, kid.

Let's all have a good laugh at my family's pain and suffering.

Let's go, junior. Go fast. Let's go. (GRUNTS)

Like the food chain.

Like what?

Like, if a tree falls in the forest

Listen to Mr. Big Shot, fancy pants, top of the food chain.

Little by little, he's eating away at my heart and soul.

Look at these summer slugs. They're big, they're juicy, they're slimy.

Look at this. I'm on TV! (LAUGHING)

Look what Daddy got you.

Look what the teacher wrote.

Look, we're not used to communicating.

Look, you grow a tail, and all of a sudden,

Ma, can we please have dinner? I'm wasting away.

Made quite a meat eater of me.

MALE GRAPDELITE: But just because the teacher

MALE GRAPDELITE: Hmm. FEMALE GRAPDELITE: Hmm.

MALE VOICE 1 ON TV: Dino Netics: The Science of Selling Books.

MALE VOICE 2 ON TV: Pangaea's watching ABC,

MALE VOICE: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

MALE VOICE: Blah, blah, blah, blah... FEMALE VOICE: Blah, blah, blah...

MALE VOICE: No, no. A tangelo is an orange and a peach.

Mama got me ribbon!

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MAN ON TV: Once again, it's time to learn about science

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MAN: (ON TV) Would you like to own this gorgeous 90 inch stereophonic,

Matches the combination body splash gel,

Maurice, your money's no good here.

MAURICE: Oh, yeah. CHARLENE: I thought so.

May have to suddenly get sensitive to his little girl becoming...

Maybe even take a little trip upstairs and...

Maybe it's how we evolve as dinosaurs.

Me, too.

Meat and vegetables.

Mercy! Oh...

Mine, too, if you think about it.

Misery? Awkwardness?

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, I came here to take you home.

Mmm. Well, perhaps it's just that he believes in you.

Mom, we could talk anytime.

Mom, welcome to the team. (CHUCKLES)

Mom, you said you were the last one in your class to get your tail.

More, more, more! Bonbons! Jelly beans!

More, more! Keep going! Keep it coming! Keep it coming!

Morning, kids. What are you doing?

Morning, kids. What are you doing?

Mother, Father, this is my date, Maurice.

Mother.

Motive? You thought that?

Movies, television.

MR. NEILSON: Chip. And my daughter, Sally, on the end.

Mwah!

My boss wants to meet you. (CHUCKLES)

My dad's a carnivore, my mom's a carnivore.

My deepest personal feelings,

My son.

My wife's happiness means the world to me.

Nah!

Nah...

Nature thinks I'm old enough to make the right decisions.

NEWS ANCHOR: We interrupt Pangaea's Second Funniest Home Injuries

Nice to see you accepting more responsibility.

Nice. (SCOFFS) "Tomato."

No kidding!

No night night.

No one gets out of their chair until we talk to each other like a family.

No one knows this. I didn't even tell your mother this.

No problem. As you can see,

No way!

No, I want longer arms.

No, it doesn't matter. It could never be the same.

No, man. It's a... It's an apricot and a plum.

No, no, no, no. Mommy had nothing to do with it.

No, no, no, no. We need to help you with your paper.

No. Never.

No. The one that looks like Charlene, if Charlene had a tail. Hey!

Nobody else does it like him.

Nonsense, wife of the father of the king. The problems of state never nap.

Not now, Charlene. Dinner's getting cold.

Not that I'm aware of.

Not that you don't have a really nice figure,

Not the Mama.

Not the Mama.

Not the mother! Not the mother!

Not the TV!

Not unless your house was hovering in space at the time it was struck.

Not wanting to open a can of worms here,

Nothing says refreshment like frozen rat on a stick.

Nothing wrong with me at all.

Now watch me, son.

Now, here is Howard Handupme.