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Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere
Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere sound clips.
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Arming the Invader
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Bit of manners cost nothing
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Bollocks
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Bottled in the mountains of Afghanistan? I bet Osama's had a bath in that
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Checkout supervisor, really?
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Come ere
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Come ere!
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Come here, I'll rip your bastard head off! Paddy has needs!
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Do we?
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Get back you bastard, I'll break yer legs!
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Get that fucking cooker on!
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Good morning anals! Good morning Charlie
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Have you got any of them big tellies?
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Have you got any plasma screens?
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He's a case isn't he? Crackers that lad
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Hello boys!
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Hey hey hey hey, yeah?
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Ho ho ho
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How dare you?
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How dare you?
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How dare you?
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I am not watching Charlie's Anals like that
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I like a girl with special needs
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I like to think of myself as a bit of a romantic
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I've got a beautiful 22" Futaba back there
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In a nutshell, you stink
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It is now alarmed, and any exterior force will trigger it
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It's like living with a bloody woman
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No wonder we're eating Big Bob's Bastard Beans
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Oh aye, we've got to get a bit of porn on that for the lads
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Oh Jesus no
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Oh no, I don't mean a girl with special needs
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Oh yes here we go, Ding Dang Do
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Oh yes, the old shore leave, batten down the hatches and all that
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Oh you're on your arse!
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Pleasures of the flesh Max!
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Smell of perfume wafting over the nostrils, feel of bare skin against your teeth
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Speaking of arses
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That's the thing, I can't. Well, I can and I can't
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The difference between the Invader 2000 and any other bog standard security systems, is that you've got the facility to record and personalise your alarm
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This is the front room, that's my room. Tour over
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Want to give her a go?
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Well let's go out dressed as a couple of Nazis then, see how far we get
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What we need is a bit of fun and games, ho ho ho
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What we're watching won't be for the families my friend, do you know what I'm saying, two grown men away from home, ho ho ho
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