Schitt's Creek - Season 1 Edit

A are you drunk?!

A Champagne Audi, look at that!

A Disney tattoo shouldn't be a surprise.

A few more of his friends.

A few pull ups here and there.

A financial guy, it's a financial matter.

A good man. He admired you, Johnny.

A good sweater I'm told.

A guy named Ray...

A husband?

A kid who practically has no respect for you

A little better than that

A little bit back at the motel.

A little pampering. Great idea.

A little what?

A lot changed since after high school.

A lot. I don't...

A luncheon?

A major problem, Bob.

A moron would use that.

A pallbearer... Mm hmm.

A polite person would now ask me what I'm doing tonight.

A second's thought since I got home.

A thousand times, yes!

A three month affair with a Saudi prince,

A town this size,

A two bedroom apartment in Manhattan

A very intense game of drunken charades

A veterinary conference in a Chicago suburb

Aboard a trans Atlantic airship filled with gas!

About the products,

About the town sign, is that right?

About this whole friends with benefits thing.

About what happened the other night.

About your mother and me feeling disconnected from you two.

Accidentally doubled the batch and Roland's on diabetes watch,

According to my tea leaves, the guy I'm supposed to marry is black, so...

According to Web MD, I'm having a pulmonary embolism,

Action?

Action.

Action.

Actually, I have a good feeling about this, John.

Actually, I think I'm going to be getting lunch elsewhere.

Actually, none of that, and I will have a tea, thank you.

Actually, now that I think about it, where are those friends?

After all that?

After you, my dear.

Again, what is the organization that it's for?

Age?

Agh!

Ah well, you must've been misinformed then, David.

Ah, David Rose.

Ah, got it! There she is! Okay.

Ah, it's no problem, Johnny.

Ah, okay...

Ah, sort of.

Ah, they're working you hard, huh?

Ah, worse than this.

Ah, you know, it changes every day. Just depends on my mood.

Ah, you're so sweet.

Ah!

Ah. You're doing a friends with benefits thing with this girl.

Ahem! Start wherever.

Ahh!

Ahh! That's it. You're locked in. It's just you and him.

Ahhh!

Ain't she a beaut?

Alexis Claire Rose... Will you marry me?

Alexis had just said that this was a "party" party.

Alexis looked Chinese as an infant.

Alexis seems to have found someone to keep her busy.

Alexis Something Rose.

Alexis, could you open the door, please? I'll take it.

Alexis, did you not tell Ted about your change of plans?

Alexis, do as your mother says, please.

Alexis, he was never my favorite Stavros

Alexis, I would not concern yourself with your mother and me,

Alexis, unlock the door please!

Alexis, what the hell is the matter with you?

Alexis, what's going on with you?

Alexis, you'd like this product.

Alexis!

Alexis!

All my life.

All right, and there we go.

All right, directions.

All right, I've said it.

All right, Johnny, well I never really looked at it that way,

All right, let's call it a million! What the heck!

All right, one Kleenex caddy, and wiper fluid.

All right, that's enough. Good game.

All right, thirty bucks!

All right, you gotta treat it like it's a newborn baby.

All right, you guys treat yourself, okay? Buy yourself something nice.

All right.

All right. Apology accepted.

All right. Have a good shoot!

All righty.

All the more reason to do something.

All the town hotties will have plans.

All those types of people move away from here

All you have to do is go out there and shine.

All you've gotta do is keep your mother under control.

All your sexual encounters

Almost as much as you hate this town.

Also, Ted is throwing a party tonight,

Also, you can tell your dad that the plumber was busy.

Also, you have a big thing of dandruff on your eyebrow.

Although I know those boys are undressing me

Although, at this point, it's sort of a moving target.

Am I right, Bob?

Am I what? Uh, no.

Am I?

Amateurs.

An acting role in a very long time.

An actual star... teach them?

An ideal number for team style game play,

An incredibly long list of the things to stay away from.

An unemployment thing, okay?

And a couple summers back I tried a Merlot,

And a little humiliating.

And according to Roland here, Jocelyn's hot stuff.

And after speaking with Roland,

And Alexis, you can join Mutt.

And also maybe a Kleenex caddy?

And and he loved the feel of big tool in his hand,

And and normally I would... I would.

And as the owner of the town,

And ask what's her name...

And be like, "stop being so generous and nice!"

And because I don't have any other friends here,

And because you gobbled down a hundred thousand

And between you and me, people are noticing you!

And call it an event.

And check in with myself and see how I'm doing...

And cry yourself to sleep with regret,

And denim and plaid and stuff, so... Bye.

And did you get your stuff taken care of?

And do the opposite of what they do. It's easy.

And do what, eat a cronut at a Brooklyn flea market?

And do you normally go around spying on people?

And don't even think about opening that door...

And don't let her out of your sight, okay?

And drop the information about the fundraiser.

And drug awareness is part of the curriculum, so.

And everybody does dumb stuff in high school.

And everybody would have to guess which one was the lie.

And fetching things for me.

And for some reason, it bugged me.

And get you when I'm done?

And giving away a coat that doesn't belong to you.

And go back and leave you guys to whatever disgusting...

And go down, 'cause you're tall.

And half of season four...

And have well rounded sense of humor and a wide range of knowledge.

And he asked me to ask you if you'd be willing to um...

And he doesn't have time to do both!

And he ended it. He's not coming!

And he got home fries, so would you just be a peach, and...

And he just started smashing it on the ground.

And he just told me that

And he said to me, "Roland, privacy is earned."

And he thinks he's leading in the dance,

And he turned it into the little slice of heaven that it is.

And he was pitching a tent.

And here...

And his arms are so weak. Little muscles like corn nuts.

And his hysterical girlfriend cornered me into saying a few words.

And his partner?

And honestly, if Alexis,

And hoping the building will collapse.

And how about this tote bag?

And how long did you work for yourself?

And how we do not wanna end up in a coffin, like Carl,

And how we might never escape this place,

And I am appalled that my baby girl has turned into a selfish, duplicitous whore!

And I am going to go live with him for a little bit.

And I am having a very hard time losing.

And I am looking forward to sleeping in a bed that is not made for a toddler.

And I am now a single person.

And I am personally throwing in an extra room out of sheer decency, so...

And I asked Stevie to drive me but she said no

And I brought you this,

And I can't deal with another you.

And I cannot stand by and watch this woman

And I did her birthday, and Aspen twice

And I don't have to be called a circus freak all the time.

And I don't want to turn into my parents

And I feel like I'd get lost in the mix.

And I have a quote unquote interview to be a bag boy.

And I have been looking forward to sleeping in that bed all day. So...

And I have found a really beautiful two bedroom in the East Village.

And I him.

And I him. Yeah.

And I just always really admired her courage.

And I just think as a family, we need a little time to chill.

And I just wanna grab him by the sweater sometime,

And I just wanted to thank you for all the great service over the past few months.

And I kind of wanna keep it that way.

And I know how weird it can be, so...

And I may have damaged your, uh, corkscrew, Bob.

And I may... I already invited her.

And I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances

And I only take in the slutty ones, so...

And I put them in my shoe.

And I really don't want her on the highway.

And I really don't want her on the highway.

And I really need to pick it up before my mom's birthday thing, so...

And I refuse to feel guilty about being in bed with my wife.

And I said to myself, "Wow!

And I said to myself, "Wow!

And I sure could use it.

And I take that as a compliment.

And I think my body is shutting down.

And I think that in building that barrier up,

And I think that's... that's really important for us.

And I think there's a lack of oxygen getting to my heart,

And I think we've both known it for a while now.

And I wanna go to a yoga class.

And I was bluffing when I said I wasn't coming.

And I was high at the time.

And I will air dry in the street!

And I wonder,

And I wondered if I might spend the night?

And I would hate for that day to catch you by surprise.

And I would just like to thank everybody so much for coming.

And I would really love it if you could bring

And I'll... I'll come over there.

And I'm fine too, if anybody cares.

And I'm fine with that.

And I'm gonna call the police!

And I'm having one apparently.

And I'm just not that down into labels, you know?

And I'm kind of in the best shape of my life right now,

And I'm pretty sure I just cheated on my fiance.

And I'm proud of him! You understand that?

And I'm sorry that I invited Eric.

And I'm sorry, I don't know how to make a bed.

And I'm supposed to ask you if we can borrow your barn.

And I'm sure you're from a really solid home and...

And I'm telling you, you can't go wrong.

And I'm totally gonna go.

And I'm trying to sell this town.

And I've been just trying to think of things to make it better, and so I'm...

And if I bang my head and slip beneath the surface,

And if it's any consolation, the dogs told me to tell you

And if things were different and I wasn't leaving,

And if we have to fix this town up before we sell it,

And if we're gonna get through this ordeal together,

And if you enjoy flute line as much as I...

And if you like fruit wine as much as I do,

And if you love fruit wine as much as I do,

And if you're offering, my answer is yes.

And in the neck.

And instead of doing something about it, you're here talking to me,

And invite a few random guys over

And is that you? Is that your wig?

And it can't be easy having a teacher like myself...

And it got me thinking...

And it was a game where somebody would tell a lie about themselves,

And it was her little treat, and I didn't have the heart to rip it off my head,

And it's all yours, Johnny, it must be a nice feeling,

And it's annoying, because I'm bored.

And it's getting harder and harder

And it's gonna take hard work.

And it's just running through my head and I've been...

And Johnny may have told me.

And just because she was picking up roadkill

And just don't look at the stain on your bed,

And just let it out.

And make a gracious French exit.

And maybe, get your mast scrubbed?

And Mom's gonna do that thing where she pretends that nothing's wrong,

And moved to the city with my driving instructor?

And my mind went straight to Deliverance.

And my team is losing badly.

And nationality.

And nest at night, so...

And never repeat this to anyone that you respect, okay?

And not have to live in Brooklyn.

And nothing.

And now dieforfash87 is telling me she won't pay

And now I have to grovel to Roland,

And now my precious diamonds are gone!

And now she's spending time

And now they think less of me.

And now you're telling me I can't talk about Trixie?!

And now, the...

And now... lying... very, very close to me.

And obviously she'd be super devastated

And obviously, we need an even six for ultimate game play.

And offering whatever it is you're offering, much appreciated.

And on a big exhale, breathe it out.

And on a big inhale,

And on a scale of one to 10, how much are you looking forward to that?

And on Saturday, we have the afternoon off,

And once again, my apologies.

And one asset the government has allowed you to retain.

And one of Carl's personal heroes...

And one of the ice breakers at these retreats

And one time I escaped from a Thai drug lord's car trunk

And only then will you find your way back.

And plug in my hair dryer.

And remember that time when he gave me his ex wife's engagement ring?

And right after you tell your next joke,

And said you'd probably show up here

And saved the money! Saved the money!

And sell his soul, dear,

And she turned ice cold, and now she's on her way to a pawn shop!

And since we're leaving...

And so I took it over to her and she really liked it,

And so sharing a space with you as roommates

And solve this math equation

And some pecan pie! Onion rings, and ice cream!

And some steamed spinach, please, thank you.

And sometimes you lead. And sometimes you follow.

And spends the whole day singing Carole King ballads.

And struggling actors!

And take the trapped bug and walk it outside.

And thank you, thank you for bringing that up to me.

And that is in

And that takes a big man to do that.

And that was fine when we were child actors for a little bit,

And that was the last thing Mick Fleetwood said to him

And that will end up on our feet in no time!

And that would be a great time for you to stop by

And that you have some sort of problem with my family,

And that's fine.

And that's the last one there! Done!

And that's what Johnny Rose is! A big man!

And the ass will get bigger,

And the barn guy and that girl in the restaurant, we have five,

And the dazzling peach cral bapple

And the fact that we don't have

And the guy ripped the guitar out of my hands

And then a truth, and then another lie,

And then at the end of the evening we'll get to the big signing, okay?

And then I look over and I see Twyla, and I feel bad.

And then I was thinking, these are young boys, these poor kids,

And then just doesn't talk to me for five months, and I don't want that.

And then other times, not.

And then sign the contract!

And then that's the "executive dining lounge"

And then we can buy a case of champagne to wash it down with.

And then we can dive into some mac and cheese.

And then we see you with your kids and you're so together.

And then we're good to go.

And then you can come sleep with us, okay? Okay?

And then you'll be right back on the road.

And then, last summer,

And then, you're gonna find Pine Road.

And there'll be days when your wigs need conditioning,

And there's a lot more disrespect than I'd like,

And there's nothing we can't do if we put our minds...

And there's the bed.

And they have a very strict no pets allowed policy.

And things got, you know, kind of crazy.

And this doesn't have anything to do with the fact

And this might be a stupid question,

And those cruel Internet people

And to be honest,

And to make things easy,

And to remind you that we will get through this as a family.

And try and make out with them, okay?

And try and remember what's really important.

And try some of Jocelyn's famous mac and cheese.

And um... and you can just stay here then.

And um... Joc' does it every year...

And up until last night I was under the impression

And wake up chained to a pole in a trucker's basement?

And was that a factor in the cause of death?

And we have to hang on to that.

And we paid for the dinner.

And we request that the two of you not try to contact us

And we should all do this again some time.

And we want to throw her a surprise party.

And we would be honored to have you

And we'll be here another 20 years,

And we'll call it even, okay?

And we'll mime something special.

And we'll see where the night takes us

And we'll start on the paperwork.

And we're just feeling very like, um...

And we're planning a surprise party for your mother.

And we've come to the realisation

And what do think my thing is exactly?

And what if I had not hand modeled

And whatever it will throw at you.

And when does there become here?

And when you're ready... Action!

And where does all that pent up energy go?

And where he died... Where he died.

And which are you doing now, John?

And while I didn't see us living off of food stamps,

And who are the trustees?

And who's interested?

And yet, for Carl,

And you are totally in sync with your parents?

And you are?

And you are?

And you didn't say anything?!

And you got your cake.

And you know as well as I do, Moira, that times of crisis,

And you know she could always use some more feminine pieces in her wardrobe,

And you know what, I knew it would be Justine.

And you must have done a some number on Mutt.

And you really don't have to hit me over the head with this sort of thing.

And you should've seen us!

And you spent more than that on wigs that year.

And you will find some glimmer of something to hold on to.

And you will have this incredible coat.

And you won't be gettin' any chit chat from your buddy.

And you wonder why I make fun of you.

And you wonder why this place won't sell?

And you, future baldy.

And you'll have to go to Janine's

And you'll remember the name.

And you're gonna be in trouble.

And you're letting your pride get in the way.

And you're only doing 25, if we could pick it up a little...

And you're right, you can't tell them.

And you've gotta get out there.

And your reason for being out of work?

And, action!

And, apparently, you're making everyone nervous.

And, believe it or not, we are in the middle of

And, let's be honest, neither can you!

And, may I say, doing a fantastic job.

And, partners, roll your biceps out and up,

And, uh, feel free to use the restraints.

And, uh, you know, I have to say,

And, well, we, uh...

And?

And...

And... apparently it... It got knotted around his neck.

And... generous,

And... I was just uh.. Just wondering

And... if you wanna put your John Hancock right there on that first tab...

And... When you're ready, action!

Andy, I've got the bill of sale right here,

Anonymous.

Anti aging formula, and rejuvenation serums.

Anti depressants this morning.

Any more, and game play gets too yelly.

Any primes? Using any primes?

Any time you wanna borrow it, it's fine with me, no problem

Anyway, I appreciate what you've done, Roland, I really do, I'm

Anyway, I read about you guys and everything you've gone through.

Anyway, I think it's best if we just take some space

Anyway, no points for them. We have to start this again.

Anyway, she would walk into the space wearing a clay mask of a fawn,

Anyways, I asked this kid to come to the front of the class

Anyways, I have a giant favour.

Anywho, good luck!

Apparently in hell, there's no bellman!

Apparently you're having trouble fitting in.

Apparently, he was trying to unhook his belt from the ceiling fan

Apparently, she just locked herself in the bathroom.

Are these all your clothes?

Are we booming this today?

Are we shooting a Dateline investigative report?

Are we terrible parents?

Are you asking me if I stole your earrings?

Are you feeling okay?

Are you going to be all right?

Are you high right now?

Are you in danger? Blink if you're in danger.

Are you just going to sit around all day,

Are you kidding me? Come on!

Are you like a doctor, or something? A psychologist?

Are you listening to this?

Are you okay?

Are you ready? Can we move?

Are you saying you don't think Mutt would like it?

Are you ser... really?

Are you serious? That's so funny. That's so funny.

Are you staying here at the motel? Can I get you a room?

Are you stealing Roland's truck?

Are you sure it was me?

Are you sure that Mutt likes music?

Are you sure that you wanna put yourself in such a vulnerable situation, Twy?

Are you sure you don't want to call a tradesman or someone, John?

Are you sure you wanna be traveling so far out of town

Are you taking care of my bad boy over there?

Are you, like, a poor person, or?

Are you?

Argh! What the hell?!

Around.

As a favor, Johnny.

As a little keepsake to remember me by.

As I'm sure you know, I was on the board

As if I didn't see this coming.

As if you could ever sell enough of this crap to get a car.

As if. I don't do girl talk.

As our only delinquent, I hope it's not asking too much.

As owner of the town, he wants half.

At a bar?!

At Carl's funeral. Well, I don't, um...

At least you know what the smell is.

At some point sometime soon, so...

At that microwave trade show?

At the Clinton foundation dinner.

At the Comfort Inn in Elmdale, thank you.

At the Holiday Inn Express in Elmdale,

At the very big event that Jocelyn is hosting.

Attempting to be social, support me.

Attending this town's most illustrious fundraising gala.

Awesome.

Babe, you know that panic attacks aren't real, right?

Baby, it's crazy. People are just, like, taking our stuff!

Bag boy at the grocery store.

Be a pallbearer at Carl's funeral.

Because a podunk baby out of wedlock

Because all I want to negotiate right now

Because Aroon was a lovely gentleman until he ran out of money.

Because everyone who comes out of that salon

Because he has to drive his 92 year old mother somewhere.

Because he knows how much I love it when

Because I don't really like most of those people,

Because I have not slept since we've got here,

Because I I'm trying to get couple hours... Sleep tonight.

Because I know that we've been sort of off for a while,

Because I love the dogs so much, but...

Because I think she's going through something right now. Moira: David!

Because I tried it once

Because I'm about to share with you some essential

Because I'm feeling very suffocated.

Because I'm sure your fancy dinner parties

Because I've been on enough spring breaks

Because I've got to watch a pig eat.

Because if someone were to break in here

Because in the morning, I have to kinda crick...

Because it's a scam!

Because of that whole "cut the gravy" thing, so.

Because only you know who you are!

Because that is where we find our deepest well.

Because that really wouldn't be a good way

Because the travel agent is out of the office.

Because they lead to the highway,

Because they'd be thrilled to have someone like you,

Because we can't afford a baby right now,

Because we have a flourishing social life here.

Because we're both bored and desperate.

Because we're hip parents.

Because what I think is happening here

Because when you're eating you can't be talking to me, okay?

Because you know how busy I can get.

Because you were bored and lonely and had nothing better to do.

Because you'd keep it contained!

Because your teacher is concerned that you're having trouble adjusting.

Been doing it every year since I was

Before dragging herself into the closet.

Before it gets dark! My son is afraid of moths.

Before it scares off the few buyers we might actually have!

Before the band hit him with a restraining order.

Before we start giving away designer clothing, sweetheart.

Before you bought it.

Below there, Johnny Boy, huh?

Besides, it's nice to change your clothes every once in a while.

Besides, it's nice to change your clothes every once in a while.

Best wishes.

Better hurry before she

Better hurry before she disappears for another decade.

Better yet, we could move to a place that doesn't have bed bugs.

Between you and my sister,

Big tree, a fence. You can't miss it.

Bing Livehaanger.

Bingo Ling fucker!

Bit of an edge, but you know, it's growing on me.

Blaaaaah!

Bob has a little prayer here he'd like to offer up.

Bob.

Bob... in case I wanna mention this in my remarks,

Bonjour!

Boy, is she ever, Bob.

Boy, it smells uh...

Boy, we've got our work cut out for us.

Boy, what a beautiful day for a... funeral.

Breaking into song.

Brown, disgusting sewage water was dripping all over my bed this morning.

Burt Herngeif.

Burt...

But again, thank you.

But around these parts,

But but but don't worry, 'cause...

But do I really need an office? I don't... I don't know.

But do you have a business center here?

But don't worry.

But enough about me, I wanna talk about you guys.

But for the last two months of that,

But having sex is not just about making children,

But he is learning Spanish.

But he passed, so...

But he said that we could order off the menu.

But I also drink white wine.

But I also would certainly never press charges.

But I am not happy about this at all.

But I appreciate everything you've done.

But I can't...

But I got this really big job promotion that week

But I guess I was wrong?

But I have a queen bed next door with my name on it,

But I I I'm not up here today

But I just wanted to let you know

But I know it's there, because I'm talking.

But I think that you two really actually need to consider

But I was supposed to be his date to the white party!

But I will be eating and I just don't know whether to have the ribs or the chops,

But I'm definitely ordering pork.

But I'm gonna need you to come back in there.

But I'm saying we're... We'll see each other there...

But I'm starting to smell a little too much like campfire

But I'm still alive, that's the main thing.

But I've actually double booked myself.

But I've gotta hand it to Roland, he came through.

But I've seen worse.

But if could, I'd appreciate it, that'd be great.

But if you can't take the night off from bedding women,

But if you ever,

But if you want cream from Paris, you need a job,

But if you weren't, you would?

But if your father's willing to go out there

But if your show was on, I was as good as wallpaper.

But in show business boldness is rewarded,

But it was just... But it was just you here today.

But it was kind of nice to just, like, flex the old muscle.

But it'll get our bags to the airport.

But it's all organic, earthy ingredients.

But it's gotta be something fancy and, uh, elegant.

But it's my turn to take a selfish.

But it's such a great place to live.

But it's totally up to you.

But let me assure you, tonight it is just you and me.

But look, it'll be fine.

But look, let's look at the bright side.

But not necessarily...

But not not good in a public situation.

But now David and I are grown up adults,

But now I get it, okay,

But now I'm worried I made out with someone else.

But on the way, I realized I didn't check what kind.

But only because I've allowed him to think...

But our world's evil twin...

But please don't ever do it again.

But seriously, how cheap ass is that bag?

But she does give a mean scalp massage.

But she would catch on because it falls on the same night as her birthday,

But she's asked me to come in and have a chat.

But thank you.

But that doesn't make any sense.

But that doesn't mean you qualify for unemployment.

But that uh... That was Carl.

But that was more about the lunch.

But that's my final offer!

But that's not the problem. The problem is he put me on the speaker phone.

But that's okay because at least you're somewhere,

But the best part is, the products sell themselves!

But the thing we're most proud of is that our fruit

But the wine is potable.

But then again, if she's that hot

But then I figured that

But there's a possibility you could be here a really long time.

But there's a tailgate party later.

But this isn't a scheme, it's a system.

But uh, I only drink red wine.

But uh... Carl found the studs on that one.

But um... I can make an exception.

But um... I got a bad feeling about this buyer guy of yours, Andy...

But um... you clean up well.

But we can do it because we're Roses.

But we do have to be careful with our hearts and our parts.

But we have some serious unpacking to do.

But we're free any other night, other than tonight.

But what else did you book for us?

But whatever you think is fair would be terrific.

But when he said it was someone precious, I knew.

But when I get out of here, I'm gonna get my own place

But who are they?

But who has time amidst all this chaos?

But you did say that a handful of times.

But you do have an interest in lounging on a bed

But you know what? We'll dress them up too.

But you know, I'd be just as happy

But you know, just pick one gender, and maybe,

But you were my favorite character on Sunrise Bay.

But you were right, we're way too similar,

But you're better than that, you know?

But, babe, you're going to...

But, like, I'm just really uncomfortable right now

But, no, we're good parents.

But... it did bring me some luck that night,

Buttoned right up.

By bribing him with sex.

By multiple people, if you know what I mean.

Bye!

Bye!

Bye.

Can I ask you something?

Can I be on your team? You sound really fun.

Can I come with you?

Can I help you?

Can one thing, just one thing, not be easy in this town?

Can two friends dance? Is that okay?

Can we do that after

Can we do that after you screw Mr. Fix it,

Can you come here please?

Can you get a heart murmur from a lack of sleep?

Can you just step out of the club for a second...

Can you not just say no for one time, Ted?!

Can you put yourself down?

Can't we just ask them to give them to us?

Can't we just think and work,

Cancel your trip, Alexis,

Candy bowl of condoms on his bedside table or something.

Cannot take that away from you!

Carl thought so highly of you, Johnny.

Carl...

Certain things that are just not done:

Cheap ass.

Check your teeth. Yeah.

Cheers.

Children that...

Children, children!

Children, keep an eye on these bags.

Children, mindless bickering is a luxury we may no longer afford.

Chuck, beer!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Circulation, Johnny! Circulation in his hand...

Circulation? He can't even hold a pen, the poor guy.

Clearly you don't need the help of the most prominent philanthropist in the country.

Clearly, as I register for community service.

Come in and say hi

Come in and say hi to your Aunt Dee Dee.

Come in!

Come inside, please.

Come on in.

Come on, folks, please sit.

Come on, I'm just the mayor, for crying out loud.

Come on, it's chump change.

Come on, Kaylee, try this.

Come on, let's dance.

Come on! Run!

Come on. You can cough it up.

Come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine.

Composting?

Comprende?

Congratulations.

Considering the state of the rugs in our room,

Considering what little Jocelyn has to work with.