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Home > Chris Moyles Show - Carpark...
Ah
Alright Roy, calm down
Alright, well thanks for that
And a Merry Christmas to you too
And it's
And on line 2, it's contestant number 2
Are they having a laugh?
Argh. Look behind you
Arms at the ready, fingers steady. Let's play Carpark Catchphrase
Be back in about an hour
Beep beep beep, beautiful.
Beep beep, one road travel, with the fabulous Dominic Burns
Before 12. Bargain. You won't get it until after 12.
Biggun
Blige
Bullocks
Bush
Can I have cold apple pie and hot custard
Can I have hot apple pie and cold custard
Can I have hot apple pie and hot custard
Chris Moyles is great
Come on
Come on then big boy, let's do it
Come on!
Come on!
Contestant number 2
Cooey
Crikey
Do you realise who you've phoned?
Dover
Fingers steady
For your height, you have quite long legs
Frankly, I'd rather stick a fork in my eye
Friday
Ginger
Go back to your work, do another hour's work, pop back for a brew. Does that happen to everybody?
Good morning
Good morning Chris, how are you today?
Good morning everybody
Good morning, Barack Obama
Haa
Hah
Hahahaha, that's very funny Chris
Harry
Have you bought me a Christmas present yet?
He's watching you right now
Hello
Hello Chris, my name's Rosanna, and I'm from Peyton
Hello to you
Here's another carpark catchphrase
Hi Tony, got tea for you
Hi Tony, there's a woman outside with the tea van for you. Yep, two minutes
Hmm
Hooray woo
How do you know all this?
I accept that you think I should have a beard
I associate beards with old men
I can't think of anything I'd like to do less
I didn't say OK, did I?
I do
I do, brown hair
I do, I'd say you're about a 30 leg
I feel a lot better now
I have a friend who lives there
I have a friend who lives there
I like it
I like the sound of that
I never got treated like this on Channel 4
I think it'd make a great TV show
I wouldn't do that if you paid me
I'm not sure about that
I'm trying to wake up
I've never been so insulted in all my life
I've never been there before
If we've got it, you can have it
If you want, I'll take a photo every day, and I won't shave
Imagine watching me in the shower
Intro music
Is the reformed scampi on today?
Is this person for real?
It's a horn aplenty
It's the right answer
It's the wrong answer I'm afraid
Ivor
Let's hear the horn then
Let's hear their horn then
Maureen on reception
Mmm, nice wheels
Monday
Mycock
No
Oh
Oh
Oh Lorena
Oh no
Oh no!
Oh really
Oh, it's good. But it's not right
OK
OK
OK, so let me guess, you are 5 ft 6
Paul
Please welcome on line 1, it's contestant number 1
Please welcome on Line 1, it's contestant number 1
Probably
Right, let's hear your horn
Say goodbye Mr Fish. He's waving
She sounds lovely
Sheila
Shut up
Some people have random jobs
That was very impressive
That's just wrong
Think about it
This is painful
Thursday
To be quite honest with you, I quite fancy going on Celebrity Big Brother
Tuesday
Uh
Um
Watch your mouth fatty
Wednesday
Well I'll be the judge of that
Well if you say so
Well probably not
Well that's not very nice
Well, maybe I'll do that. Yeah, it'll be fun
Well, of course
What a total moron
What's the weather like there today?
What's your name, and where do you come from?
Whatever
Where's that?
Who
Why
Yay
Yep
Yes
Yes of course
You
You do
You have shoulder length brown hair
You're both back in play
You're very close, but it's not the right answer

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