Misery (1990) Soundboard Edit

Absolutely.

All eight of 'em. I love them so.

And as soon as the roads open,

And don't even think about anybody coming for you

And I consider it an honor that you'll do it in my home.

And I don't think I better be around you for a while.

And if you need a good fishing guide, you could do a lot worse.

And look up at the light in your cabin

And there you were, leavin' the lodge.

And when he has a new book coming out, he usually keeps in touch.

And you're very brilliant.

ANNIE: Don't you worry about that,

Annie.

Any other crucial requirements that need satisfying?

Anything else I can get while I'm in town?

Are you sure?

Boy, it's like clockwork the way your pain comes.

But don't worry, Paul.

But I don't want to take up any more of your time

But I'm having such a wonderful time that I have...

But it'd take a pretty special guy to make me

But not you. Not with my Misery

But now I know I love the rest of him, too.

But the car went off a cliff before he could escape,

But then everything you write is brilliant.

But what?

Do you know what they did to the native workers who stole diamonds?

Don't worry. They didn't kill them.

Everybody sure likes those Misery books.

Except when you finish a book, and you have just one.

Excuse me. I don't mean to bother you, but are you Paul Sheldon?

Gee, Marcia, if I didn't know you better, I'd think you were suggesting

Get ready for what?

He never crawled out of that car by himself.

Here's your Novril.

Hey

How would you feel about a non fiction book

I do everything to try and make you happy!

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know.

I don't know. I think so.

I don't think Mr. Sheldon likes

I feed you, I clean you, I dress you, and what thanks do I get?

I guess it was kind of a miracle, you finding me.

I know this may be difficult for you, but it's for the best.

I love you, too.

I might put bullets in it.

I said buy yourself a shotgun now

I said it's Twine Time

I said we're goin' down here Listen to 'em play the blues

I still think about her once in a while.

I'm not sure. Maybe nothin'.

I'm so proud of my Paul Sheldon collection.

I'm...

I've just started the last chapter.

I've known from the very first book

Ian and Windthorne dueling for the right to Misery's hand.

If anything turns up, I'll call you right back.

If you're gonna have benches out in front of your store,

If you're someone like me.

In all the old familiar places

In every lovely summer's day

In that small cafe

It just breaks my heart to see you like this.

It shouldn't be too much longer now.

It was bound to happen sooner or later.

It wasn't an easy time.

It's why you always come back to the Silver Creek Lodge.

Just because it had a broken spring.

MAN: Local papers...

Maybe you can, Libby.

Meantime, you've got a lot of recovering to do,

Mediocre student, majored in History...

Merv Griffin.

Misery's Return?

Mr. Sheldon?

My agent made dozens of copies.

My God, what have I done?

No! Not my Misery!

Now, don't poke fun!

Now, you're gonna have to remind us who the audience chose.

Of course not.

On account of its missing an N.

Paul, do you know about the early days

Paul, I'm sorry.

Paul, my little ceramic penguin

PAUL: I thought you'd be interested.

Please, make it go away

Put on your high heeled shoes

Put on your red dress

She can't be dead! Misery Chastain cannot be dead!

She made me so happy. She made me forget all my problems.

Shoot 'em 'fore he runs now

Still got it.

Thank you.

That is, unless the animals didn't get to him first,

That saved her life.

That's right.

That's the big surprise.

That's very sweet of you.

The children's carousel

The swearing, Paul.

Then the roads are open.

There's nothing else out this way. Let's... Let's circle back.

There's that spice again.

This is a very big day for you, Paul.

To Misery.

Turn on this!

Virginia, when was that blizzard?

Wait. Let's do this right. Do you have any candles?

Was to go to the movies on Saturday afternoons for the chapter plays.

We know that he somehow managed to crawl outside his vehicle,

We will be updating you with the latest...

We're gonna break it down baby now

We're gonna pick tomatoes

We're just outside Silver Creek.

Well, he might well be, but not the way they say.

Well, I wouldn't expect too much.

Well, you're very kind.

What do you think?

When I was growing up in Bakersfield,

When you were 24 you wrote your first book, and you didn't make a copy

Whichever one's not busy.

Why would you lose me?

Would you have dinner with me tonight?

You know damn well what I've been doing.

You must rid the world of this filth.

You see, I've known for some time why I was chosen to save you.

You told that story to Merv Griffin 1 years ago.

You wouldn't happen to know if Miss Wilkes bought one of them, would you?

You...

You're not really ridding the world of anything.

You're still a writer.

You're such a kidder.

(CAR APPROACHING)

(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

(CHUCKLING)

(DINGS)

(DOOR OPENING)

(GRUNTING)

(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)

(I'LL BE SEEING YOU PLAYING)

(PANTING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SHOTGUN PLAYING ON RADIO)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(TYPING)

(WINDING)