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A bit overboard, but you can't put a price on safety.
A Captain Kirk karate chop.
A functional MRI of my brain
A hungry donkey placed between two equidistant
A lawyer at UCLA
A little at a time and you haven't noticed
A little scared.
A new study came out, and it said that laughing
A parasitoid wasp known as Oobius depressus
A philosophical thesis stating that
A two gallon tub of potato salad?
A two.
About crap I don't understand.
About five weeks.
About me that would totally embarrass you
About Oprah's favorite things.
About separating the two of us with a pillow wall
About the baby every five minutes.
About watching him just float there?
Access denied.
After a long day I always turn on smooth jazz
Al Ghazali
Al Ghazali was anti Aristotelian?
All chaps are assless.
All right
All right, enough with the camera
All right, hold on.
All right, Sheldon, this is over the line.
All right, this is about me and him; you're not part of it
All right.
All right. Well, let's just get them apart for a while
All the same emotions
Allow me to Alex Trebek this and put it in the form of a question:
Also, engineers aren't real scientists,
Also, I know they're pretty, but I'm scared of butterflies.
Also, I was on Star Trek.
Although right now ours is testing off the charts
Although, on the other hand,
Although, we didn't need to have sex with Howard
Although, with that many Sheldons,
Am I allowed to inform him
Am I in trouble?
Among background noise.
Amy, come back
Amy, you should know
An emotionally needy third wheel
An immune system because it lives
And $9.95 for a color.
And all the other rooms in the hall.
And asked me to please pass it along to Howard
And can recognize voices.
And cars,
And court appearances.
And dance in our underwear.
And eye level with every guy's crotch,
And forced me to stay up all night to work.
And get sad D list celebrities to appear. Why?
And get sideways glances from racist old ladies.
And he ran to take a shower.
And headed for the storm cellar.
And here's your daddy.
And his story of a man
And how about you keep
And I broke it by saying, "Okay."
And I can't eat, I can't sleep
And I do like things better when famous people also like them.
And I feel I dismissed it too quickly.
And I was right!
And I'm a sweet little pregnant lady
And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
And I'm every bit as awesome
And I'm more tired than ever
And I've got nothing.
And if he doesn't like it, he can move back here.
And if I want to keep mooching off them, I need to be helpful.
And if you don't like it, we can return it.
And it doesn't matter that your career's going great right now
And it is foolish to try and compare them.
And it's not just an MRI
And maybe later on,
And not pick up a few things about plumbing.
And now I have a cleaning lady...
And now it is time to complete
And now you know as much about him as I do.
And on the subject of subjects,
And put it back in her mouth.
And right here.
And she'll realize my brioche French toast
And start with a color?
And talking like this
And that is not acceptable
And the Death Star is from Star Wars, not Star Trek!
And the funding is substantial.
And the lion sticking its tongue out means
And The Martian the movie, not Marvin the Martian.
And the mood continues to change.
And to prove how serious I am about us,
And we don't like it?
And welcome to the first "on location" episode of
And what?
And when Amy started using a solution of chromic acid
And white vinegar to clean all her lab equipment,
And who got him to try a turkey dog?
And would starve to death.
And you actually having a baby.
And you can take it for a test drive.
And you just let him?
And you ruined it!
And you were worried about the romance
And you're afraid you're gonna do something like your dad did?
And your nose was whistling ever so slightly.
And your own eyes over me?
Answer the question! What are you doing here?!
Anybody else coming to this thing? Uh...
Anyone can just walk in off the street and lift our toilet lids!
Anyway, I'll leave you be.
Anyway, let's just get in and see if the GPS
Anyway, this is Leonard and Sheldon.
Anyway, we're here, slugger.
Are five minutes apart for an hour.
Are laughable
Are more significant than we thought.
Are special in their own way
Are susceptible to pinholes and corrosion
Are there any insights you can share?
Are we bad friends?
Are we there yet?! Soon.
Are you actually comparing my human baby
Are you going to confront Penny?
Are you just gonna name all the colors?
Are you kidding?
Are you okay?
Are you suggesting Al Ghazali was Aristotelian?
Aren't we supposed to get here an hour and a half early?
As soon as I get home.
As the pasty faced owner of a comic book store!
As when we speak about the subject of a king?
As you may notice, just one of the changes around here
At least mine was educational.
At least my nose is naturally brown.
Babies laugh a lot, and they're dumb.
Bales of hay would be paralyzed by indecision
Because he's an OBGYN
Because I love Howard and Bernadette
Because if it did have to do with trains, and you were
Because of her.
Because the savings... Okay, are you done?
Because they saw it in the folder.
Because we we were talking about secrets and...
Because when drywall gets wet, it's really more...
Because you weren't quite ready to come out yet.
Before the baby gets here.
Before you came along.
Behind door number two.
Behind every great invention is an MIT mind.
Behind my back, so me and all my friends,
Bernadette got her doctorate
Bernadette, come on, look,
Bernadette, I hope you have a daughter.
Bert's a geologist.
Better stimulus for a developing baby.
Better. I'm an engineer.
Bloody homicide photos.
Boy, you think you know a guy.
Buddy, buddy, listen,
Buildings that have a combination
But after a while it starts
But as it is, I didn't know,
But had I done something under the line,
But how delightful was it when I pulled out
But I did let him spit it out in my hand.
But I don't think I'll ever understand
But I never thought your scientific rigor would be one of them.
But I promise you, it does get easier.
But I would not leave cash lying around.
But I'm still seeing
But is Sheldon really believing all this crap?
But it's our last chance to take a vacation
But it's still limited in what it can do
But it's the safest crib you can buy.
But not this smooth criminal.
But now that I'm rich and successful,
But otherwise,
But the truth is, Amy is just as challenging.
But the woman at the wall store
But this a bad time; we're about to have a baby
But two and three are for people to get their pants on.
But we can ask if she wants any of it back
But we're not building a pillow wall
But what if we can't?
But you can't stay here.
But you don't have to spend your day off with me.
But you made me order it because you were "too well known"
But you won't be living here. But that's my room
But your words are completely false
But, uh, my advice is:
Buys my groceries and cuts my hair.
C Come dinnertime, do you enjoy eating food?
Can already recognize
Can I use text to speech software?
Can it be more of an internal struggle?
Can survive in extreme environmental conditions.
Can take us to the nearest emergency room.
Can we just focus on the decision I'm facing?
Can you please stop making money come out of me for two minutes?
Can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did
Caught between two dates.
Check the water level on the avocado pit.
Come back when the contractions
Come on
Come on! We'll have fun.
Cool. 'Cause she says you're doing a great job as
Could be helpful regarding intellectual property.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Cruises, skiing,
Damn, I need my inhaler.
Damn, so did I.
Damn, the MacArthur Genius Grant.
Do not tell Wolowitz. Way ahead of you.
Do people know about her?
Do we know the father, or is this some Mamma Mia nonsense?
Do you have any advice?
Do you know what you need to do now?
Do you know what?
Do you like living with her?
Do you love Amy?
Do, uh, Howard and Bernadette know?
Does it eat you up inside
Does it sound... sexy?
Does the baby have a name yet?
Doesn't make it less creepy.
Doesn't your cousin work in a call center?"
Don't blame me. Blame your pal, biology.
Don't breathe on my pillow.