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Home > The Simpsons - Season 23
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A direct to video DVD.
A week's worth of morning announcements,
Aah! Aah!
About Teddy Roosevelt,
After a while they all start to sound the same
After this cruise, for the rest of my life, it's all downhill.
After this, I'll be lucky to get work
Aha! I'm mad at you for some reason.
All good. I just have one non negotiable demand:
All right, we've seen his ass.
All the other kids are at something called the X Games
All we need to do is find some sap
An eccentric widow.
And a great excuse for me to bust out my courtroom jacket
And all religions except the Jesus based ones
And all these years, I thought I was unteachable.
And all your swimming holes
And cell phone coverage in here is, uh, spotty.
And did not wear shoes.
And don't wake me up to land.
And drill sergeant mode.
And I have been since I was hung by my armpits
And I know eye ease!
And left you there while we were having pizza without you.
And my wife is expertly seduced by this pork empanada!
And never forget, Homer:
And never return!
And nothing else has transformed me
And tell them our hallway doesn't count as a room.
And that will be the end of that phoenix.
And they gave me eight weeks paid vacation.
And we both know how that went, don't we, Gary?
And we'll elect him.
And we're in Hall D
And you'll have plenty to invest.
Angst is a chick I met online,
Are over a year old.
Are you boys cyberbullying each other?
As I cuddle up with Madam Bunny.
As some guy said to some dude with a beard,
At risk to yourself.
At Springfield Arts Daily for setting this up.
Automated workers
Aw, he's trying to eat "ewectwicity."
Aw, it's still a ton of money.
Aw. Bourbon go bye bye.
Ay, caramba!
Back to the drawing board.
Bart, what are you doing?
Because I was up late again, lamenting the choices I've made
Better go to my invisible ATM.
Boys need to explore! Build things!
But are you sure we will not be bothered
But he also believed you can learn
But I'm always looking to encourage non Milhouse play dates.
But it's time you started treating me with respect.
But now there's lots of better stories.
But still I soldier on with my "Laffy Meal
But Stradivarius Cain will return in "Lisa Gets a B Plus."
But surely you'll honor your son's enormous debt.
But that blue was nothing compared
But the warning from the general!
But we love you and will never give up hope
But your human body costs nothing
Buy a Springfield Elementary T shirt?
By a room full of pill popping lit majors
By cannibals, and I'm still kicking!
C'mon... really?
Call back.
Can I punch you? Sure.
Can I tell you?
Can you be my dad?
Can't friends talk about friends?
Cold... so cold...
Come in and get some more!
Could be the last people on earth.
Damn it, are you leaving or not?!
Damn, I got ass shrapped!
Did you get a lot of work done, workerman?
Do any of my friends get to come?
Do as I say!
Dog walk side path... A must.
Dollar bill guy, five dollar bill guy,
Don't blame me. You killed the fun, fun killer.
Don't buy it
During music trivia.
East Oak Street
Edna, as the runner up in the race for your heart,
Eight weeks paid vacation,
Even if I don't have a legal obligation to pay,
Ever made it down someone's throat.
Feminist workshops,
Flanders, I don't judge a robot
For dads, a family vacation is a 24 hour a day babysitting job.
Four years out of four.
From egg to baby to grownup,
Gaga. Gaga. Gaga.
Get to the point!
Go, Vikings.
Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha!
Got what, Homer?
Hand me that saw, Marge
Haw haw!
He didn't even notice my side braid.
He exercises so much, but he looks the same.
He took the time to press the shift key, Marge.
He won't be out for long. Flee, my love!
He's a right wing rock star who likes everything I hate!
He's bought me a lot of gum over the past couple months.
He's good.
Hear, hear! Hear, hear!
Hell! Damn! Backside!
Help me, my children.
Here, here.
Here, let me warm my gun up for you
Here, right?
Hey, kids, I'm it.
Hey, shut up!
Hey, wait for me!
Hit it, Gary Ocean and the Motion!
Homer, you are going to clean up this car,
Homie, we actually have the cabin all to ourselves.
How do I get down?
How many hardboiled eggs do you think I can eat?
How many Starbucks there used to be, huh?
How to rock some jodhpurs.
Hurry, we're heading for the falls!
I call this meeting
I can go to Moe's without having a "drinking problem."
I cannot kill a poet like you.
I denounce thee for giving people ambitions
I deserve it.
I didn't know they served these things warm!
I don't know why that bothered me so much.
I don't know, a lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls,
I don't really care for,
I dreamt I got the night before.
I got a head injury at work,
I got robbed by marauders on the way home.
I got to go.
I had some very tough times myself
I hired for Lisa's first communion?
I just a got a message from Maggie in my brain.
I like to watch Lamar Odom play Xbox
I love you, Lady Zsa Zsa!
I never even got to realize this jacket was too small.
I never have any idea what to do for Lisa.
I regret nothing!
I run into some guy just like this.
I say shoot 'em!
I stop and ask myself:
I survived the Titanic by making a raft
I take back everything I said to you
I thought I'd bring him a special lunch.
I thought she knew.
I try not to cry till you're asleep.
I want to go back in Mommy!
I was Fatso's agent.
I wasn't being selfish.
I wore this all night for nothing?
I, uh, heard everything was going great
I... Oh.
I'll say this one more time:
I'm missing a terrible winter!
I'm not the history teacher.
I'm okay, and I found some gold!
I'm putting together a tween lit gang write.
I'm sorry, what did you say?
I'm trying to put Maggie to sleep.
I'm trying to watch the movie!
If my suffering teaches Krusty the value of proper nutrition.
If someone puts us in a torture crawl space?
If something bad is happening to you,
If we lose football,
If you want to play in Peoria.
If you want.
Ignore. Ignore. Ignore.
In dragon insurance?
In the bus driver's lap.
Inhospitable planet in the galaxy
Initiate conversation.
Inside the coconut,
Is no kid at all
Is this a joke?
It doesn't matter what you say
It is a miracle!
It is, are the American people fit to govern themselves,
It only lasts a week.
It wasn't a vow. I just didn't want to talk to you.
It's clearly the right thing to do.
It's open 24 hours a day and there's no dress code
It's time for you to stand down, son.
John, Philip, Thaddeus
Just as much from the out of doors.
Just good old Simpson family fun.
Just like my hair.
Just say "kill me," jerks!
Just, uh, lining up all the presidents, nice and neat.
Know where I'm coming from.
Legend has it that Teddy Roosevelt visited the forest
Let's go, Smithers.
Let's see.
Look at her... flaring her nostrils...
Look, I bleed red, just like you.
Lousy Marge...
Lucky bastard.
Man, you are full of surprises
Marge, what brings you to the S.N.P.P.?
Marge, you're a blue angel.
Maybe I'll just park it myself.
Maybe it is cool to cry.
Mayor Daley and his smart ass son, the Daily Show.
Merry Christmas Eve!
Messing with Jesus really gets people mad.
Mike's Hard!
Mm hmm!
Mom, I have a crush!
Moving on
Mr. Burns, you have to give this man something.
Mr. Burns, your heart will go on.
My contract states there's only one way