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Judge Judy Justice premiered on November 1, 2021, on Amazon's IMDb TV streaming service (now known as Amazon Freevee) and another, Tribunal, set to premiere in fall 2022.
See also: Judy Sheindlin, Judy Justice, Judge Judy (season 1), Court show, Judge Mathis, Bailiff Byrd,

Add up those figures sir
Alright
And how much do you earn a year
And how much do you earn a year?
And then I will kill myself
And you were incarcerated for a period of time, is that right?
And you were incarcerated for a period of time. Is that right?
Answer my question
Anything else
Anything else?
Apologize
Are we understanding each other?
Are you a licensed daycare provider
Are you a licensed daycare provider?
Are you thick?
Be quiet
Be quiet unless I speak to you
Because I believe that if you are married to this man
Because it doesn't make sense
Behave yourself
Bye
Call the police
Can't dance
Come on, grow up
Considering the fact that you are in a great father
Considering the fact that you weren't a great father
Did you go to the police station
Did you see a doctor
Did you see a doctor?
Did you seek medical treatment?
Did you seek medical treatment?
Do me a favor
Do you go to school
Do you go to school?
Do you have a television set
Do you have a television set?
Do you listen at all
Do you listen at all?
Do you see a therapist
Do you speak English?
Do you take any other kind of medication?
Do you take any prescribed medications sir?
Do you understand that?
Do you understand?
Do you wanna be put out
Don't answer me
Don't ask me questions sir
Don't pee on my leg and tell me its raining
Don't shout out
Don't sit in your car and honk
Don't speak
Don't speak over me
Don't speak to me until I speak to you
Don't speak, until I speak to you
Don't talk back to me
Don't try to get over on me
Don't you feel ridiculous?
Eat morons for breakfast
Ever watched me on television
Explain that to me
Ey, fresh mouth
Fed up of your nasty business
Find something constructive
Find something else to do
Forget it
Forget it
Full of yourself
Get a life
Get a life you know get to get a real job
Get a life, get a real job
Get his license plate
Get out of the car
Get over it, get over it
Get your head together
Give me a break
Go back to driving school
Go fly a kite
Good
Good
Good
Good afternoon
Good afternoon
Good for you
Good for you
Good for you
Good now ill hear u
Goodbye
Got experience making children
Hahahahaha
Hair on my neck
Have I been respectful to you
Have I been respectful to you?
Have you had your Y chromosome tested
He's a bum
Hello
Hello?
Her bad behaviour
Here I am
Hes making it up as hes going along
Hes picking on a kid
How many hours a week
How many hours a week?
How many speeding violations have you had
How many speeding violations have you had?
How much do you earn
How much to fix your car
How old are you
How old are you
How old are you?
How's that?
Huh?
Hustler
I been in this busniess a long time
I believe
I didn't speak to you
I don't believe a word you say, you're full of
I don't believe that
I don't believe you
I don't believe you because you are a liar
I don't believe you sit down
I don't care if you don't believe it
I don't care what you think
I don't care, I don't care
I don't give a rat's behind
I don't give a rats behind
I don't give a rats behind what you thinki
I don't know what her problem is
I don't know where your head is
I don't know where your head is
I don't like favors
I don't think I'm finished torturing you yet
I don't think i'm finished torturing you yet
I don't wanna hear from you
I don't wanna hear your voice
I don't want to hear you
I don't want to live in your house
I doubt it sir
I eat morons like you up for breakfast
I eat morons like you up for breakfast
I feel like a hamburger
I feel terrible
I got you
I have limited patience with this
I have so little fun
I have the capacity to do that
I havent started with you yet
I listening to one person at a time
I need milk and juice
I run this show
I said I will get to you
I think you are a kanoodle
I understand exactly the stupidity of what you did
I understand that
I want you to answer my question
I want you to answer my question my question is
I want you to speak slowly
I want you to speak slowly speak clearly so that I can understand you
I was being kind to you sir
I was just wondering why you were laughing
I was once wrong in 1947
I will have the last say guaranteed
I will kill you
I will kill you
I would have thrown a brick
I would never humiliate myself NEVER
I wouldn't lose too many nights sleep over that
I wouldn't lose too many nights sleep over that
I'm 10 steps ahead of you, I'm a lot older than you are
I'm a really smart lady
I'm a really smart lady
I'm listening to one person at a time
I'm speaking
I'm speaking
I'm speaking and I asked you a question
I'm surprised you weren't arrested
I'm ten steps ahead of you i'm a lot older than you are you may be as smart as I am when you get to be my age but you're not there now so when I ask you a question you'll give me an answer
If you have a good memory
If you interrupt me again, it's not going to go wel
If you say another word, I'm putting you out
If you start telling a lie it tends to mushroom do you know what I mean gets bigger and bigger involves all kinds of people so very good lesson
If you start telling a lie, it starts to mushroom, do you know what I mean?
Im gonna say it very slow
Im here
Im neither Doctor phil nor Doctor Ruth
Im not interested
Im speaking
Im speaking don't you get it
Im speaking, don't interrupt
Im speaking!
Im too confusing
Im your WORST enemy
Innapropriate
Is that correct
Is that correct?
Is there anything you want to do about it?
Is there anything you want to do better
It doesn't make sense
It doesnt make sense
It was a dumb idea to begin with
It's not no no let me explain some juicer
It's your fault
Its not funny
Just a second!
Just answer this question
Just answer this question
Just do me a favor step yourself outside irritating me
Just remember where you are and what it is that you hope to accomplish today
Kelly
Kennels for teens
Let me ask the questions
Let me ask you this question madam
Let me have fun
Let me see it
Let me tell you what I think
Let's hear it
Lets hear it
Lets start with this
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me carefully!
Listen to me very carefully
Listen to me!
Listen to me. Speak not
Look at me
Make you look like an idiot
Maybe if you dressed and covered your shoulders when you came to court, you would understand
Miss malone
Miss Malone
Miss Spencer
Mister butler
Mister graham
Mother of the year you're not
Mr Butler
Mr miller
Much smart than you are
Much smarter than you are on you
My question is
Nasty, vicious
No
No
No no no no
No no no no no no
No no no no no no no no
No no no no, no no no
No no no, that's a lot of baloney
No that's not what I said at all
No, listen very carefully madam
No, that's not what I said at all
Not interested in your personal life
Not interested sir
Not interested sir
Not only are you not a very nice person, you're also a slob
Not only you not a very nice person you are also a slob
Nothing but being nasty
Now do you understand
Now where did the 27 inch color TV come from?
Now you can speak
Nowi got it
Of course
Of course
Oh
Oh I don't believe a word of that
Oh I don't believe a word of that
Oh you're an idiot
Ok
OK
Ok mr miller
On your best day
On your smartest day
On your smartest day2
One mouth two ears
Otherwise, be quiet unless I speak to you
Out
Outrageous
Outrageous
Outrageous
Outrageous!
Over here
Pay attention
Pay attention to my mouth
Pay careful attention
Period, end of discussion
Put your hand down
Quiet!
Really?
Respectful
Right
Right
Right
Right!
Right?
See how easy that was
See how foolish I made you
See how smart I am
Seems to me that that would be the first thing that you would say
Shhhhh
Show him the door
Sit down
Slob
Smart lady
So you are responsible for this
So you did zippo for
So you get zippo nada
So you get zippo, nadda
Some nut is coming to beat me up
Somebody always is going to get the bad worse part of the deal somebody 's always going to end up the loser
Speak
Speak!
Start telling a lie
Start with ur story again
Stop giving me baloney
Stop it
Stop it!
Tell me your last name
Tell me your last name
Tell me your name
Tell me your name
Tell me your name
Tell me your name
Thank you very much
That doesn't make sense
That he cannot do
That is an untenable situation
That is an untenable situation for somebody to have to live with
That is so outrageous to me
That's baloney it doesn't make sense
That's bolone
That's fair, I try to be a fair person
That's too bad
That's what im talking about moron
Thats a lie
Thats bologni
Thats not what I asked
Thats not what I asked you
The answer is: No genius from your office told him that
There is no excuse for that
There is no excuse for that
There is something definitely wrong with you mentally
There is something very wrong
This can be hard or very hard
This does not meet the description
This guy is a real idiot
This guy punched my car
This is Judge Judy, how are you?
This is my house
This is my house as long as you live in my house I own the air you breathe you follow my rules you act respectfully
This is not a tea dance
Thisis disgusting
Try for an apology
Two thousand and fifteen hundred does not add up to thirty one hundred even I know that
Understand where were going
Untenable situation
Want people to be nice to yu
Was I looking at you
Watch Judge Judy
Watch your mouth
Watt
We understand each other
We work regularly
Were gonna get to the bottom of this
Were not gonna play with each other
What did I just say
What did I just say?
What did you go outside for
What didn't you understand
What do you want?
What happened in april
What happened in April?
What interaction with the police
What is adult novelty
What is adult novelty?
What kind of responsible behavior is that
What kind of responsible behavior is that?
What kind of television said do you have
What kind of television set do you have?
What kind of work do you do
What kind of work do you do?
What?
What?
What's wrong with your driving record
What's wrong with your driving record?
What's your first name?
Whats wrong with you
When
When did you go to jail
When did you go to jail?
When did you interact with the police
When I ask you the question, you have to tell
When you're here I ask questions you answer them and less i'm looking at you for an answer do not speak do we understand each other
When?
Where
Where did the 27 inch color TV come from?
Where do you think you are
Where?
Where's your brother
Who are you
Who paid the rent on your apartment?
Why didn't you call the police before? Are you an idiot?
Why don't you pay attention
Why don't you pay attention
Why your feels angry at you
Yea right
Yes
Yes
Yes you
Yes you are
Yes you did, yes you did
Yes!
Yes?
You acted stupid
You and your moron friend
You are married to a
You belong together
You broke my jaw
You can apologize
You can't dance fast enough for me do you understand
You can't dance fast enough for me, do you understand?
You can't do that
You can't do that
You can't even get your facts straight
You can't think fast enough
You could have killed somebody
You damaged his car
You did a very dumb thing
You did the wrong thing
You do not get away with that attitude with me
You don't argue with me
You don't belong behind the wheel
You don't want them to think ur a MORON
You get nothing
You get where im going
You got to love it
You had sex together
You have family
You have how many children
You have siblings
You have temper problem
You have to shut up
You know ur a liar
You know you're a liar
You love it
You love it
You may live is hopefully as long as i'm but you're not as smart as I am yet
You plead gilty
You should
You should be greatful
You still didn't give me an answer to my question
You still didn't give me an answer to my question
You take any other kind of medication
You take any prescribed medication sir
You that I believe that
You think im gonna believe you now
You think its funny
You think ur smarter than I am
You wanna say anything?
You want to say something
You want to say something?
You were just really angry
You will lose
You work regularly?
You're a big baby
You're a bum
You're a hustler
You're a hustler
You're a minipulative young lady
You're a selfish self-centered baby
You're a thief!
You're all stupid
You're an idio
You're an idiot
You're beyond help
You're damn right
You're distracitng me
You're fibbing
You're flipping
You're going to be unsuccessful, because
You're going to go out and call the police department
You're smart enough to find the door
You're too old and too thick
You've got some nerve
Your
Your feelings are unimportant. Your feelings go on Dr Phil
Your name is jimmy
Your problem playing dumb
Your sex life
Your smile goes nowhere
Zippo
175 dollars
1881 dollars and 85 cents
2000
2000 and 1500 does not add up to 30
383 dollars thats all

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