Pitch Perfect (2012) Soundboard Edit

A ca scuse me?

A ca scuse me?

After three. One, two, three.

All right, good luck, guys!

All right. I'm gonna go get a drink. This ginger needs her jiggle juice.

And I will help you move to LA.

And that can really hurt them in competition.

And then totally hang out right now, together?

And you must be kidding

And your breath smells like egg. Like, all the time.

As the first ever all female group to advance to the lCCA finals.

Aubrey, maybe Beca has a point . Maybe we could try something new.

AUBREY: Chloe, this is horrible.

Be caw! Be caw.

Bring people to tears, you know. Blow their minds

But I am a survivor.

But why don't we just exchange emails,

But you gotta keep your head up

But you're going to get a college education first.

Can I get you a drink?

Can you pass a sobriety test right now? Yep.

Captain America or a great white shark?

Chloe: Five, six, seven, eight.

DJ, let it play, I just can't refuse it Like the way you do this

Do my eyes deceive me or are you a Barden Bella?

Enjoy watching us win the lCCAs.

Faster, faster! One, two, one, two, one, two!

Fat Amy.

Fire away, fire away

Follow me. There's only one group on this campus worth joining.

Getting it.

Getting paid is her forte

Good luck out there!

Have I made myself clear?

Hey, Aubrey. Did we just learn the same choreography from that video?

Hey. Hi.

How much have you done?

I can take it down.

I do know you. I sang to you. I remember because you were in a taxi.

I don't wanna study on the grass, Dad.

I don't wear glasses. Then you're halfway there

I figured we could do some other fun things

I got to bag it up, baby

I hate you. Kill yourselves. Girl power! Sisters before misters!

I just have to pull back. Because I am limited.

I like the way you work it No diggity

I need to move to LA and get a job at a record label

I promise you,

I teach Comparative Literature here.

I wanna take you away Let's escape into the music

I'll make love to you Like you want me to

I'm doing horizontal running.

I'm pretty sure you need me more than I need you.

If I could sing a lick, in any human way possible,

If I got to pick a new song and do an arrangement.

It feels like the first time

It was full on Jew.

It's called the Orthodox Jew ponytail.

It's enough, enough?

It's enough, enough?

Jesse? Yeah.

Jesus.

Knees up, knees up! Go, go! Go! Let's get it.

Let's talk about sex A little bit, a little bit

No, no, no. It's actually on three, Fat Amy

No, no.

Now, this is exactly the type of performance you would expect to see

Oh, right, this is, like, a thing now.

Oh, wait, there's one more

Oh!

Okay, cool. Well, you guys can figure it out while you're stacking CDs.

Okay, everybody, hands in

Okay, guys

Okay, moving on.

On purpose?

One, two, three, four

One, two...

Or confused sexuality,

Or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves.

Or visit a gynecologist

Our goal is to get back to the finals and these songs will get us there.

Performing live gives me such a rush.

Please don't stop the music

Promise to fulfill the duties and responsibilities of a Bella woman.

Ricochet You take your aim

She could toss some cookies at any moment.

She is fine, thank you for asking. She's actually in Vegas at a conference...

So I have a feeling that we should kiss.

So, are you interested?

So, excuse me if I don't take advice from some alt girl with her mad lib beats,

So, you know German.

Sorry

Sorry, it just, it's pretty lame.

Stoney baloney. Let's check out our next category.

Thank you.

That's all you ever hear me say

That's not a real word but keep trying.

The Breakfast Club. 1985.

The endings are the best part.

The original rump shakers

Then you should just...

There he is. I'm Benji. You must be Jesse.

There's no backup dancers? Okay.

This is a list of all of the songs that we have ever performed.

To the lnternational Championship of Collegiate A Cappella

Up now, the Barden Bellas!

Wanna do something else?

Was that necessary?

We could relive my parents' divorce.

We did it.

Welcome to the riff off!

Well, at least it's not herpes.

Well, I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth,

Well, that's not how we run things here.

What are we gonna do?

What happened last year?

What? No.

When you're not the one for me?

Who can harmonize and have perfect pitch

Yeah

Yeah, and we parked in a lot where they do not validate.

Yeah, you made me feel

You are all Bellas now.

You gotta keep your head up

You gotta try something new, Bec. Join one club on campus.

You really don't like me, do you?

You took an oath

You want some of this. I know you do.

You're an idiot.

'Cause you made me feel

(ALL SINGING ASYNCHRONOUSLY) Wait, you said we'd...

(ALL SINGING TOGETHER)

(CHAlR DRAGS NOlSlLY)

(DANCE MASHUP PLAYlNG)

(DOlNG VOCAL EXERClSES)

(FAKE COUGHS) Slut.

(MASHUP PLAYlNG)

(MATCHlNG NOTE)

(QUlETLY) Thank God. I asked to go to the bathroom three hours ago

(ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG ON STEREO)

(SINGING) Here's the thing We started out friends

(UPBEAT MUSlC PLAYlNG)

(VOCALlZlNG)