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A basketball player
A little change? A penny? A nickel? A ruble?
Aaron's parents are great. Aaron's parents are great.
All around her apartment.
All off the record. Yeah, off the record. Totally
All right, I get it.
All these photographs,
Amare I'm great.
Amare looked great tonight.
Amare Stoudemire is back in action for the Knicks.
Amy? Amy? Amy.
And I love you. Thank you.
And I was walking over here,
And I would love it if you were my date, baby.
And the power just shuts off.
And then, when you get married,
And what does that mean? Welcome to our party.
And you know what she said? She said,
And you walked out. You were wearing those jeans.
And, um...
Answer the question. Are you hooking up with other guys?
Any other athletes that you, uh, work with?
Are you coming?
At yourself and say...
Bad idea!
Because I can't stop thinking about it.
Because you're LeBron James.
Booze, pot, drugs, and a place to live!
But he's got about a month left
But I really...
But keep her away from those pro athletes.
But not really. Not really.
But there's an "I" in "win."
But we tried everything.
But you caught him on an off day.
Can I get the check, please? He understood
Can I leave?
Can you just be real for a second?
Can you show me pictures of your black friends on your phone?
Chris, don't hit on Aaron.
Did what already happen?
Don't lean into me.
Donny, what's going on back here?
Dr. Aaron Conners
Everything important is up at the top.
For Doctors With Borders?
For me, it's Pirates of the Caribbean.
For what?
From behind... Yeah, yeah.
Fuck this. I'm not talking about this.
Good luck.
Haven't heard of them. The Fire Island Penguins
He got to dress himself and that's what he chose
He thought it was payback. He thought it was karma.
He's been following me around all week.
Hey, guys!
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I'm digging that back camel toe.
Hey, look at this.
Hey, you know what? Let's, um...
Hey. Hi.
Hey. Hi.
Hi! Whoo!
Hi. Hey
Hi. How are you?
Hi. Sorry
His best work since WarGames.
His safe word is "pineapple."
Honey. You okay?
How you can, um, fix your posture and your gait.
How you doing?
I better hold on to these.
I can do opposition, I can do sexy.
I can hear it. I'll see you at the office, all right?
I chose breakfast.
I didn't apologize!
I don't know why I'm saying any of it. They're great.
I don't really see it that way.
I follow her on Instagram.
I got a picture of somebody's dick
I got brand new Air Jordans. He wanted them.
I just don't have the time right now.
I just put the pressure on myself
I just want you to know
I know just what you mean.
I know the way your pattern works, Amy.
I know what I am,
I know. I know.
I like Allister.
I like him so much.
I like the Cincinnati Thunder Wizards
I like when you're taking control of your dogs.
I love how tall he is.
I love you.
I love you.
I miss Dad, too.
I need you to provide me with the ammo
I never do this. This is so weird for me.
I own it.
I really missed you. I missed you.
I really want to thank the actual heroes from Doctors Without Borders.
I saw him with Elton John in Shea Stadium. It was great.
I think we really like each other
I wanna try, too.
I was dared to do that.
I was just getting done in the gym.
I was sitting... Oh, here they are
I went on your Instagram. That guy is like, so hot.
I will enter you!
I'll see you later. I'll be here.
I'll tell you another thing that's great about this job,
I'm exiting this hug.
I'm not okay.
I'm not talking about condoms
I'm pretty sure Billy Joel hates that song.
I'm sick of your ginger nonsense.
I'm sorry. My dad's place is calling.
I'm Tony Romo.
I've got good news for you.
If you just met that dude at a CVS,
If you want it to be off the record,
If you want this one, man.
Introducing, for the Knicks
Is that wine in a box?
Is this coke?
It really sucks. She's doomed.
It tastes the same
It was mine.
It's better for our friendship. Equals forever.
It's fun, right?
It's great, but it's not the best I've ever had. You know?
It's like the Playboy Mansion, for Christ's sake
It's making me uncomfortable.
It's right in the car.
It's selfish.
It's the Knicks and the Nets, coming up next.
It's wine.
It's your yapping girlfriend
Just drag that one to the trash
LeBron, don't be a cock blocker.
LeBron, Durant, Blake Griffin.
Let me find another one. Oh. My phone died
Let me see. Yeah.
Like who wants to go through that?
Look at him.
Look at these teeth
Look at this. Very nice.
Ls that your wife?
Mark Wahlberg's, like, 150 pounds. I'm 250, lean.
Mother, can we go to La Poubelle now?
My boss said you were too boring.
My dad, um, is a rheumatologist
My gait?
My love, I can't have one of my employees
No athlete wants to go under the knife,
No, I spent the night on purpose.
No, I wanna be doing this with you
No, I'm working.
No, no, no. Amy, you're fired.
No, no, no. He was fine.
No, no, no. No! You know what?
No, we're not going into the park
No! Amy!
No! I know. It's not my joke.
No? No.
No. No, no, no. I'm sorry.
Noam, watch out. Good morning.
Not really. It's fine.
Number one...
Oh, my God, totally. Right?
Oh, my God!
Oh, Nylon Curtain Tour? That's awesome.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit. These guys.
Oh, yeah, it's pretty much all I read. Good answer.
Oh, yeah. I'm all over that
Oh! Here we go. Oh, great. Let's see it
Oh. Yeah. Yeah, sure.
Oh. You wanna get out of here?
Oh... Um..
Okay. Keeping it cazh.
On court? Yeah.
Ooh! I think this is where Woody Allen met Soon Yi.
Our bloodlines! That's... Yeah.
Piece of shit.
Pierce, off the drive
Pineapple! Pineapple!
Plagiarizing, getting drunk, fucking someone.
Please don't be a dorm room. Please don't be a dorm room.
Please. It's a madhouse
Really? It really is.
Right, pitch me. Pitch me hard. Schultz?
Ron Gardner, 7th grade
She was supposed to get the shorty Tyco with your money.
She's gonna want to start a jumpsuit line,
So he can't live by himself anymore
So he fled.
So l hear that you work with athletes.
So Mom doesn't have to take you to a French restaurant.
So now you go for the nerdy brainiac.
So the red signal comes on
So we should be a couple.
So we're gonna do this now?
So what's up with you and Amy? How's that going?
So, this is our Sports Medicine and Performance Center.
Sometimes on these short trains, you know,
Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt
Sorry. Should we come back, or did it already happen?
Sunglass Hut another $30 for these?
Thank you.
Thanks for trusting.
That felt good
That was cool.
That's amazing.
That's because I walk a big dog.
That's cool, yeah
That's gonna happen to this kid.
That's great, man
That's just the kind of stuff they want at this magazine.
That's me.
Then, obviously, it's just not meant to be.
There you go. See, that's real nice.
There's every snack you've ever loved.
These are his memories.
They're just gyrating.
This article is gonna be killer.