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Home > Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - Season...
A local judge asked everyone in the town to lay down their sickles.
A negative review of the headroom in a 2006 Saturn Ion.
A sexual assaulter go free.
Ahh, hey there, Captain.
All right, bye.
All right, guys, this fanboy stuff is a little much.
All right, you stay here.
All: ♪ Mashed potatoes
And beat you to death with 'em.
And bonked myself on the forehead.
And even though
And he got in a terrible accident.
And here, another print made yesterday by you.
And I also wish you had told me that
And I can assure you, this is not a fun office.
And I don't think you're gonna wait this guy out.
And I don't want things to end like this.
And I don't want to come back here.
And I'm really proud of myself
And I've been in denial about it all week.
And if he implements it, I'm gonna make
And it's mostly inquiries about where he could buy a Batmobile
And it's this.
And she gives me a big hug. Ugh.
And they all ended up with yo yos
And you're gonna find those coins.
Any reasonable person would default to lento.
Anyways, I was too young and poor to have child,
Are you embarrassed about your singing?
Are you guys feeling this? Gordon, why don't you
At least Nikolaj got to spend a few hours
At the thought of leaving all of you.
Because he's got a big ol' cavity.
Because it's been so long without any new leads,
Because it's time to catch this disco bastard.
Before we decide Scully, what's your basement like?
Both you and Earl Scully in my victory speech.
Both: What? We have a zero
Boyles are genetically indecisive beings.
Bring it in to show off. Now let's do this!
But could you slump your shoulders a bit more?
But CSI could find no traces of blood.
But I did realize something.
But I really love the new yarn you're using.
But I think we're being followed.
But I would still like to introduce you
But instead of helping me with my problems,
But now I'm very successful businessman.
But Terry might be right for the role.
But there's just one problem.
But we're just starting our investigation.
But you know what's not cool?
But, please. Nikolaj is my sex result.
Can you save me from the terrorists that have taken over
Captain Raymond Holt, immediately afterwards.
Charles, weirdly, you're kind of the person
Come on, this is the money shot.
Computer will now delete hard drive?
Counterfeit goods, they would terminate his visa
Daddy Gintars.
Delivery guy.
Do we joke around sometimes? Yes, but when it's time
Do you? Uh huh.
Doug Judy.
Drumroll, please.
Except maybe an in office teppanyaki grill.
Except the lake is full of blood
First of all,
For anything suspicious. Also, before we head in there,
For real this time. What?
From Latvia.
Get Gina out of here, now! And now the time has come
Get in line!
Gintars is Leeza.
Going to acknowledge it? All right, look,
Gordon, you want to come in here?
Have been playing us for years
Have you tried a piece of paper?
He doesn't care about us or what we want.
He helped me get on the detective track,
He loves the "Get Your Head In The Game" number
He needs more expert help than I can provide.
He seems pretty sweet, and you guys are like both sevens.
He was very, very old
He's already released a memo detailing his
Head to the back exit immediately.
Helping me with my test. But none of you cared one bit!
Here is my résumé. Oh, I'm feeling this.
How can you even feel your hand with this thing so tight?
How many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?
I call it a "casecation."
I can't see anything. Did he storm out?
I could discover a new type
I didn't lose my lunch, you idiot. I lost my son!
I do blame myself.
I get chatty when I get nervous.
I have so many plans and supplies.
I have very long visa.
I held it for weeks, and when I finally did go,
I just wanted to help make it better for this one woman
I kept expecting this dark feeling to pass,
I love you, but it might be time for you to move on.
I mean, for all we know, Hitchcock and Scully
I mean, I barely remember how I got to work this morning.
I mean, I don't know that I'm all the way there yet.
I mean, not for you, obviously.
I mean, should we tell him to leave,
I never would've thought that typing an intricate sequence
I promise. Just like you promised
I put on my uniform and got in my car.
I received a frantic,
I stick to the normal stuff.
I still have seven minutes.
I suspected he was just experiencing delusions,
I thought I was really going crazy for a second there.
I thought this bar was beneath me,
I usually wouldn't go there because I'm a huge advocate.
I want you to take away from this.
I was just deciding whether I should just go home.
I will no longer be chiming in.
I wish I could be more like Rosa.
I worry every day
I'd like to ask the FBI to bring in a team of lab techs.
I'm doing? Yeah, I don't know
I'm here because Major Crimes wants this case.
I'm just so amped up about Admin.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure Gordon just lied on his résumé to get a job.
I'm taking this with me as a little remembrance, Sir.
I'm watching him on my lunch break.
I've been investigating these dirty cops
I've never seen you wear them. I haven't.
If that's what Knox wanted,
If this van's a rocking,
If you encounter him, keep your distance.
In Latvia that he's never met.
In my butt.
In the history of the Nine Nine?
Information, including the names of our undercover agents.
Is Kelly like, what just happened?
Is not necessary. I already closed the deal.
It could be that my dad is too clingy or too masculine.
It is very hot.
It was just person Rosa.
It's always in his bag, which he always has on his person.
It's essentially a return to stop and frisk.
It's like Tinder, but for toddlers.
It's the crime scene: stove, kitchen island,
It's the dump.
It's the hardest form of acting. I agree!
J as in Juliet, J as in Juliet, 6.
Jake, who is that?
Just don't breathe. Let the liquid into your lungs.
Just let us know who you went with.
Just out of curiosity asking for a friend,
Just saying gibberish back and forth.
Kevin will be making his famous rice.
Latvian "Shark Tank" is all nude.
Let's go bail him out. All right.
Let's just start the interviews.
Let's untwist this bowel together.
Literally nothing new can happen.
Look, I don't understand what the big deal is.
Looks like we can only trust each other.
Made it a cool "doz." Look, I know Gina
Make me worry that this is a "fun" office,
Man, we are always getting into the craziest situations.
Margarita? Yes, I would love one.
Marissa, baby,
Maybe his real goal is to just trick Holt
Maybe you guys could pretend to be heirs
Me like y.
Mine's better. No!
More running time to formulate it. Oh, I know!
Mr. Gordon Lundt!
Must be all the extra legs, you crab.
My God, you're even more stunning up close.
My mother loves an early bird.
My parents' mantel is gonna become, like,
My plan is very elaborate and you might get a little messy.
Never been turned on.
Never to show his face in New York again!
Nice jeans, and the good thing is look... both legs, same length.
Nikolaj? How do you know Charles' son?
No hacker. Maybe he camouflaged himself.
No matter what the truth is.
No offense, but Holt was so unconvincing.
No one. Come on, sandwich.
Now admit you sent in this boring bastard
Now Terry's got to update his keychain.
Number five was the time
NYPD! What's going on?
Of Scully's very upsetting bracelet at midnight tonight.
Oh, I'm also gonna grab a comb,
Oh, man. Terry forgot about his nose.
Oh, my God, Rosa, come here.
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize the cop thing was in here.
Oh, wait, that was me.
Oh. Rosa.
Okay, so, no one went in, no one came out.
On Home Box Office, and I realized something.
One more time. One more time.
Or dogs, or whatever the charity is.
Or get familiar with the unemployment line.
Pretty technical stuff. I kept up.
Rosa. We never saw the killer leave this apartment
Saying that we were gonna start trying soon.
Second of all, don't worry, Detective Kitty Cat.
Secondly, you can't say no to me.
Shame on you, Amy.
Should we get lunch? I would love a cheesesteak.
Sir, you cracked it! You and your big hard brain.
So it wouldn't be awkward.
So take me back to the day. Spare no details.
So that was my brother.
So there'd be a DNA match.
So they are taking Gintars to the airport and they're not hurting him...
So what did you come down here for?
So what happened in there, Olive Rosa?
So your real name is Steve? Yeah, I hate it.
So, Sir, you were saying something about us being
Sometimes I just want you to listen.
Sorry, sorry. Oh, hey, guys, what's up?
Sweet dreams.
Take 12. Just say kidnapped.
Tell Captain Holt a little bit about yourself?
That a 28 year old is gonna want to be with me.
That he'll build up some fantasy of him and then blame you for keeping them apart.
That I have some data driven arguments as well.
That Keri didn't take that insane amount
That means no more nursing school.
That would want to hurt your son?