Bob's Burgers (2011) - Season 10 Edit

A bagel? Is it a bagel? No, it's a hat.

A little apocalypse practice, huh?

A superpower.

Actually I'm not sure you got any spots.

Ah, dreams. But wait, you got to leave now?

And go sell them for drugs or whatever

And I I've never been this angry.

And I know that you can do this because you can do anything.

And I, uh...

And I'm done.

And no one was there, so I read Tina's diary and here I am

And not just because my thighs are perfect.

And she can't do her eye drops herself.

And tell me if you can see super clear?

And that I want.

And the feathers on that bird.

And then goes into dressing rooms?

And there are so many of them!

And they're not gonna turn it in.

And those guys said to go northeast.

And those... butts.

And we should put it back and forget we ever saw it?

And were supposed to go to some spy,

And you deserve to have a good one, one time in your life.

And, and I just got my arm stuck in a drain,

Are you doing, like, a Benjamin Button marriage?

As you know,

Aw, man, I thought we got charcoal Grey.

Aw, well, come on. We got to go.

Aw, what the heck?

Aw. Yeah.

BOB: Well, let's just hop this little obstacle.

Bob.

Bob. Bob.

But at least, like, fighting local crime or something.

But I don't have any makeup on. What if there are hot guys here?

But I feel like I should be doing more with it.

But I I'm home.

But I'll come over tonight. All right?

But isn't there a thing where you can get really sick

But just a little, and Mom is so glad he's alive

But my fingers?

But now I finally got her something she can actually wear.

But they got sent to you accidentally.

But we might need your eyes for that job, too.

But what if they're the kind of hot guys

But with these new glasses? It's a whole new world.

But you never kno... Oh, my gosh.

But, yes. I It's gonna be perfect.

Can I really see Tighty whities right now?

Check out our foraging basket.

Come on, come on, come on. Out, out, out, out, out.

Course you should. Shut up.

Dad, have you always had that much ear hair?

Dad's gonna propose. Mom's gonna be so surprised.

Definitely not any Woolly Neptunes.

Did I say all?

Did you not put crackers in one sock and cheese in the other?

Do you know where we might find any Woolly Neptunes?

Does it say charsh? That's weird, that's not even a word.

Don't you think? Aw, who am I kidding?

Eh, I don't know if I will, act...

Finding fresh produce for the restaurant.

From letting her cat sleep on her face

Gene, this is our chance to go out there

Gene, we're gonna run to the car.

GENE: I'm going under!

GENE: Which way do we go, Pops?

Give us those mushrooms, or I'll... we'll...

Go northeast along the ridge line.

Gonna find anything and then you're gonna go home.

Good luck! You're gonna need it.

Got to get my rich, deep developed summer tan

Harder! Pull harder.

Help! Murder!

Hey, are we still going the way those guys told us to?

Hey, Dad? Are those...

Hey, gals. Tracey, looking good. Simone, 'sup?

Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Hmm. You're just looking at butts, huh?

How do you know it's northeast?

How have you been, Nat?

How'd you even find this place, anyway?

Huh. So these are totally worthless then?

I actually feel really good about myself for once.

I am not seeing a lot of mushrooms so far.

I bet it's a small energy efficient car for moi.

I bet we'd last three days... with you around.

I can see clearly now. Hey, look, the rain is gone.

I can't believe Bob missed that.

I don't know, do you think that maybe they could

I have good luck finding things.

I have this super ability to see,

I held onto one. Well, half of one

I I bought my wife an engagement ring for our anniversary...

I I started working on a song for you.

I know I've said this the last 14 times, but I think

I know. I It's a... it's a long story.

I know. I think it may have grafted to my skin.

I love it. I love the way that sounds.

I mean, it's not even close to my birthday,

I mean, she's great.

I never should have put it on. I'm sorry, Dad.

I promised the kids I'd take them to the water park today,

I see a spot you missed. Many spots.

I see all the creases. There's so much topography.

I should probably stop naming each one.

I think so. Wait, no. They're brother and sister?

I think they're tangerines!

I thought we were just trying to impress the mushroom guy.

I want to get a prime spot in the adults only tanning area.

I was born a baby. And then, over time, I became more ready.

I was born ready. I mean, not really.

I... (coughs) Oh, that's...

I'd come down to $29 an ounce.

I'll be the boy that crawled on his belly

I'll help. Go. Go.

I'll just underwhelm Linda this year like I do every year.

I'm coming out.

I'm coming with you.

I'm Daddy's little piggy.

I'm finally gonna give her an engagement ring.

I'm going lazy river. There's nothing better

I'm I'm sorry, you're pretty far away. I can't hear you.

I'm just gonna take a little rest.

I'm not gonna go do that because I don't even like those.

I've maybe never changed the toner, I just shook it again.

If you eat the wrong mushroom?

In that log.

Internet research upstairs?

It was nice spending the day with you, pal, and...

It's a lot of responsibility.

It's called Wetty, Set, Go, not Wetty, Set, Wait Around.

It's like fondue. Wipe, wipe, wipe.

It's like someone put a tiny belt on a sausage.

It's probably a refill on your puberty.

JASON: To be safe and all. Just just keep making sounds.

Jimmy Pesto's menu board?

Joking. It's maybe impossible.

Just talking about how great you are.

Let me get it. Let me get it. Let me get it.

Let me try yours, Linda. I'm Linda.

Let's go, let's get wet.

Like, clearly?

Like, grease or fat or whatever.

Lin, remember that Woolly Neptune mushroom

LINDA: Ooh, Tina.

Listen, yesterday, I would have agreed with you.

Look at the leaves on that tree.

Look, I know it's a lot to ask for you

Man, there is nothing like walking the mossy aisles

Maybe I should just check in the super secret hiding place.

Maybe it's one really delicious g****?

Me, too. We earned it.

MITCHELL: Hey! You guys find something?

MITCHELL: Yeah, we're gonna, uh, check them out anyway.

Mm, looks pretty clean to me.

Mm... Wipe, wipe, wipe.

My little piranhas in pajamas.

Never!

New glasses can be, I guess.

No, don't you get it? I think they're somehow combining

No, I put no food in my socks.

No, I'm still at Gayle's,

No, no, no. We're good. Thank you for the help.

No, no. When I proposed, I didn't have a ring.

No. It says "fried pizza balls."

No. Okay, so if the sun sets in the west,

No. What about when I want to waggle my fingers

Not only did I remember, I actually got her

Now buckle up, Buttercup. Let's go save your anniversary.

Of course I do. Got your size, food allergies,

Oh, and look at your little mustache!

Oh, can I, uh, can I have 'em?

Oh, my God, is it at the water park?

Oh, never mind. Just just just like that.

Oh, no, they are not.

Oh, no. Uh, really?

Oh, okay, thanks. We'll stay here, then.

Oh, okay. Um... Guys?

Oh, she got pink eye

Oh, tumblers, red rubies, leaves in funny shapes.

Oh, what about that pink adult lady we were hanging out with?

Oh, you're putting them on me. Okay.

Okay, back at it. I'm thinking I'll start searching every bush,

Okay, fine, but I think you should put pants on.

Okay, Gene, uh, we should get going, then.

Okay, guys. Mommy's got to go get bronzed.

Okay, let's see, what do we want?

Okay, okay.

Okay, well, I guess let's go in and look for a very small ring

Okay? I... I I remembered our anniversary.

Okay.

Oop! Pull up your socks there, fella.

Other than everything?

Ow, ow, why?

Pick the rest of the mushrooms real fast before they get here.

Picture's gray ish gray, but sure...

Poor Gayle. She's just so...

Pretty sketchy, I'd say

Probably God.

Right. Like, maybe they're secret military grade

Should we maybe wait until it's light out?

Since you can see so well, maybe you should be the one to mop.

So it's clearly for one of us.

So we need to go, Lin. Conditions are perfect.

So we'll come to you and verify that yours are okay.

So you just want to find the rarest, most expensive mushroom

So you need to get in there tonight for search and rescue.

So you were hoping for a bit of a new look, and you got...

So, are you ready for this level of responsibility?

So, do you need some help throwing something together,

So, how do we get to Paradise Grove?

So, should I not tell you you've got a weird booger in your nose?

So, what do you guys look for now?

Someone is gonna find that ring,

Sorry, man

Sorry. I'm ready. No! No! No.

Superpower is a strong word. But fair.

Sure. Ooh, blurry.

Thanks, and even if it's not a super power,

That are really, really poisonous,

That can't be right. Uh, excuse me?

That crack goes all the way up... No.

That tomorrow was the big day.

That's exactly what happened. You got to call these guys off.

That's fun. Someone dropped a log.

The burn is just the sun's way of saying, "Hey, beautiful."

The Puff Divers,

The right size for looking for mushrooms.

The second I saw you guys with all those Woolly Neptunes,

Then this is north and that is northeast,

Then, when we get back, maybe you'll let me do it.

These are black. I was really excited about my hot new look.

These aren't Woolly Neptunes.

They'll cancel my modeling contract.