The Monster Squad (1987) Soundboard Edit

A ceremony which, when followed to the letter,

A silver skull.

A vortex,

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

All right, let's try it again, now, shall we?

And I kicked Wolf man in the nards... Fat Kid, bag it. Okay?

And if it is?

And some wonderful artwork as well

Aw, man, Fat Kid farted!

Because, Sean, Patrick..

Blow a hole in Dumbo?

Bo Gus.

Bogus.

Bogus.

But I don't, Sir, 'cause... how rude

By human standards.

Bye

Can we go home, Sean? Oh, great.

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Drunken munchkin warehouse!

Dad!

Dad!

Del! Get outta there!

Del?

Die! Aah!

Do math problems. Stay home.

Do you really think that was a good question?

Don't go!

Don't look up.

Everyone, out of this room! Come... Ahh, ahh!

Get out of here, Phoebe the Feeb!

Get out of here! Get out of here!

Give it to me!

Give me some slack! What are you doing?

Go! Go!

Go! Look at that! It's dust!

Have a nice night.

He had to wear 'em so you wouldn't see his...

He had to wear pants 'cause those movies were made in the '40s.

Hey, guys, get over here! He's great!

Hey. Where's Fat Kid?

Holy shit!

How do we know the amulet's there, anyway?

How does that dog get up here, anyways?

Huddle. Huddle.

Huh?

Huh? You like that?

Huh. Uhh!

Hurry up!

I appreciate that.

I know you are, but what am I? Infinity! Look,

I mean, when they send you to school, why don't they

I said it!

I said, You're an asshole

I taught him to talk.

I was some kind of monster myself? Hmm?

I'll help her!

I'm a werewolf now, but...

I'm depressed.

I'm glad you're gettin' major laughs out of this, Rich.

I'm goin' to, uh..

If I were a vampire,

Into Limbo itself

Is Horace.

It can be shattered.

It's his

It's important

Jesus Christ! We need some backup!

Let's go to our man on the street. Derek. Hi. I'm Derek,

Let's hurry a bit, shall we?

Like, really religious, Sean.

Look, I'm sorry.

Midnight... end of world. Remember?

Mom, do you know who wrote this book?

My name's Horace!

No!

Normally destroyed. However,

Not a good answer. Doesn't make any sense

Not funny.

Ohh! Aah! Ohh!

Okay. Good

Okay. What we want to know is...

One hundred years ago!

Onto a bomb! Sean! Phoebe! Dinner!

Phoebe! Dad, no!

Phoebe! Oh, no!

Please don't go!

Please don't murder us?

Read it in German. Try.

Reads the magic spell from the book,

Rudy saved my life!

Say what?

Sean thought him up

Sean, it is a guy with an ax.

So, let me get this straight.

So?

Some guy steals a priceless Egyptian Mummy...

Sweet dreams.

Thank you very much. Thanks

Thank you. I expect you boys thought

The amulet itself is fairly small

Then I wouldn't have a reflection.

There he goes

They are.

This 2,000 year old Mummy here, right?

Time is almost up.

Uh huh

Uh, stake through the heart

Uhh! He's gonna kill your son!

Uhh! Uhh!

We gotta go to a place where there's a lot of people.

We're the Monster Squad.

We're the Monster Squad.

Wha?

What did I Miss?

What, Eugene?

What?

Where are Steve and Judy?

Where dwell the damned.

Where you goin', Rudy?

Whoa!

Will open a hole

Will you speak English? I can't understand you!

Wolf man doesn't go to work. He's not, like, a guy

Wolf man's got nards!

Yeah, she is.

Yeah!

You bit me, you brat!

You draw pictures during Mrs

You got a certain 5 year old sister

You guys!

You tellin' me there was

You're not a virgin, are you?

You're the lame one.

RIGHT. What else?

...Master.

♪ Best beware of the Monster Squad ♪

♪ Better run and hide ♪

♪ Close the cage and lock the door ♪

♪ Dance until your feet fall off ♪

♪ Dance until your feet fall off ♪

♪ Dance until your heart stops ♪

♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ It's cool cool, it's cool ♪

♪ It's totally rad, it's cool cool ♪

♪ Mama can't help us, Dad don't understand ♪

♪ Monster Squad ♪

♪ No evil will escape my sight ♪

♪ No one can stop us now ♪

♪ Normal stuff won't stop 'em 'cause they live on hate ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Party till your brains fall out ♪

♪ Put it in our hands ♪

♪ Rock until you drop ♪

♪ Rock until you drop ♪

♪ Rock until you drop ♪

♪ Rock until you drop ♪

♪ They be playin' for keeps, they be playin' for real ♪

♪ We got work to do ♪

♪ We got work to do, work to do ♪

♪ We're the Monster Squad, and the forces of evil ♪

♪ When the Monster Squad saves the world tonight ♪

♪ Whoo oo ♪

♪ Yeah, dance until your heart stops ♪

♪ You better rock me ♪