The Cable Guy (1996) Soundboard Edit

Are you all right?

Awesome scene

But we will meet again

Cable guy!

Call now, and you'll be rushed the "Personal Power Success System. "

Cream his pants...

Do you want to catch a flick?

Enjoy the flick

Eric Roberts is Sam and Stan Sweet in Brother Sweet Brother

Everyone awaits the verdict, but we're showing the movie now.

Feed me!

Get on the friggin' horse. I don't think he's kidding.

Going down, down, down! Red knight going down!

He had the same injury last year.

Here's my personal pager number

Hey

Hey, it's Steven. I'm still trying to reach you.

I appreciate your honesty. You're a straight shooter

I can see that taking this time might be good for us. I'm not mad.

I guess we'll talk later. I have to do some stuff anyway.

I have a connection. I hook him up, he hooks me up.

I have to get back to the office.

I left something in the living room. Will you check it out for me?

I recently installed his cable and we just hit it off.

I was just blow drying my hair. Thought I heard the phone ring.

I'll fix this. I can make it cool again.

I'm just saying what I think you want to hear.

I'm not thirsty anymore.

I'm the bastard son of Clair Huxtable!

I'm the lost Cunningham!

It's Ernie Douglas. But my friends call me Chip.

Just a little piece of equipment.

Let's change that. Let me buy you a Heineken. I'm going home.

Nice move.

Now I'll have to work extra hard not to screw things up again

Oh, God.

Oh, my God!

Okay?

Right into the buckle. That's got to hurt!

Robin!

Stand up and cheer for your section's knight.

Suck the air.

That's not why it happened.

That's time with someone else.

The victim is unable to speak, but witnesses described the assailant.

They fired him for stalking customers. You better lock up tight.

They will continue deliberating into the evening hours.

This is just a speed bump!

This is the police. You're trespassing in a restricted area.

This is where the healing begins. Come on

Unbelievable.

Wait!

We'll need an IV with D 5 W.

We're having ourselves a game of phone tag here.

What's with the chicken?

What's your job like?

Where were they going?

Yo, Steve o

You cad.

You're not going anywhere!

You're not peeking, are you? I want this to be a surprise.

You're offering me a bribe.

Your furniture and appliances were causing problems with the reception.

Can't you ask someone else to go? Maybe I'll take my cable guy.

Don't do this! Good luck to you!

Don't mess around with my life. I wanted to make things up to you.

Help! Robin!

Hey, good to see you. You too.

Hey, wait. Yeah?

I can't believe you did this. I didn't do anything.

I don't know. What's going on? Are you on pot?

I should take you to the police. You can if you like

I swear it's true. Why would you accept such gifts?

I'll be right back, My Lord. My thanks to ye, fair wench

If you go near her, I'll kill you. That's it. Let's go!

Steven, look out! Yes, Steven! Look out!

We're in a holding pattern

What's up? I'm worried about Steven.

Where are we going? The finest restaurant in town.

...if the residents decide they want to perform Oklahoma!

...named Darrin Stephens.

"Dry land is not a myth!" Kevin Costner, Waterworld.