A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - Season 3 Edit

A brave mother, and a loyal sibling.

A career in the circus,

A catchphrase should be cool and snappy,

A daring life of impulsive passion can lead to many things.

A face this gorgeous should never be hidden behind a mask.

A few ants, a magnifying glass.

A few witnesses have died, disappeared, or been carried off by eagles.

A fire, you say?

A fish bone? Are you trying to kill me?

A group of bank robbers took a few prisoners

A house inside a tree.

A kidnapping.

A little flicker of light,

A little song, a little dance,

A long fall in the dark...

A man with a beard but no hair.

A monologue from The Taming of Macbeth.

A pack of strange, green cigarettes just lying in the snow,

A person might survive if he was unable to sleep,

A pony party for me?

A runaway caravan plummeting down a mountain,

A troupe of Snow Scouts

A troupe of Snow Scouts

A water filtration system

A water filtration system. It wouldn't be hard.

A water what now?

A woman I will never share a root beer float or a horse costume with again.

A woman in your condition shouldn't be out here all alone.

A woman who, at that very moment, was running for her life

A word which here means "a catchy phrase,"

A word which here means "while the police gathered outside

According to the The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations,

After a storm, we collect everything that washes up and bring it to Ishmael.

After drinking nothing but coconut cordial?

After I've been crowned False Spring Queen!

After them!

After they walked away down Mount Fraught.

After tonight, countless orphans and their fortunes will be ours.

After we went to all that trouble to restrain their parents in Peru.

Ah! Salmon galore!

All of your extremely wealthy parents, although I am starting to suspect

All over the city?

All right. Wait.

All that I do know is that in this story...

All these items must have washed up on the seawall.

All turned to ash, so no one can read them.

All we need to do is scream and he'll come running.

Allow her to keep some moments to herself.

Allow me to offer a word of caution:

Along with my friends, my siblings, and the woman I loved.

Alonso, bring me the birdcage.

Although I can't imagine you having any interest in seeing big piles of money.

Although the very sight of them might make you scream other names.

Am going to change its name to the Olaf!

An aura of menace is a distinct feeling of evil

An empty house filled with empty cages

An enormous fortune I never really earned.

An expression to describe when captors grow fond of their prisoners.

An infant servant. I had one of those myself before the schism.

An invitation to share a story.

An underground organization needs a way to travel underground.

And a biter.

And a bunch of even more dangerous destinations!

And a life on the lam,

And a one, and a two,

And a possible survivor of the fire that destroyed their home,

And a root beer float.

And a three, four, five!

And a woman with hair but no beard. Count Olaf was afraid of them.

And all our stories end that way, too,

And all six inventing labs.

And all six inventing labs.

And as you can see, I'm very pregnant.

And at least several decades too old.

And Bertrand insisted we document it in this book."

And besides, you said you'd been there before.

And best of all, the Baudelaire fortune is in my hands,

And books to read.

And cook.

And countless consecutive and nonconsecutive days

And don't have any kids yourself.

And dressed to kill.

And each of them will be offered the exciting opportunity to join us.

And even a peewee level dropout can see that you're in no condition

And eventually managed to take the robbers to jail."

And every year, we celebrate False Spring at the top of Mount Fraught.

And extra masks.

And finally, we burned down the library.

And for a time we did, and then, well...

And frankly, so should you!

And glimpsed the crimes, follies, and misfortunes that would befall us,

And go where?

And go where?

And have salt to season your food.

And have to survive by eating dirt?

And helped him into a secret tunnel under the house

And hope to die.

And how do you plan to stop me?

And I am sorry to say that in the lives of the Baudelaire orphans,

And I am sure they're dead!

And I have had my self worth degraded,

And I have spent years, months,

And I hope that's true of Mr. Tamerlane.

And I pushed them!

And I spend my days drinking root beer floats alone

And I still got everything I wanted!

And I thought, what if a group of curious, capable young people came together

And I will unleash it on this island

And I'll be back with a new disguise. The best one yet!

And I'm right here...

And I'm still better off than you!

And if it is a boy...

And if we're on our own, there won't be anyone to call us freaks.

And in my experience, well read people are less likely to be evil.

And instead, you brought me this cold, disgusting nonsense.

And it all worked out because now I have you!

And it always returns.

And it better be hot this time, baby!

And it is one of the most important tools in any pre former's repertoire.

And it is one of the saddest songs ever composed.

And join a group of Snow Scouts as a cover

And Klaus was studying tidal charts,

And like flamingos, these sheep live on a diet of shrimp

And location can be divined via any spice based condiment."

And look at me now!

And look who else I found.

And made him think that books and poetry and learning would keep him safe.

And Mr. Tamerlane seems to think it was my fault,

And murder.

And my students were interested in so many things.

And needed an escape.

And people hurt me.

And read about the people who came before them..."

And research.

And said, "Shiver me timbers!"

And search for some orphans I seem to have misplaced.

And she's all alone.

And she's traveling with a bunch of dangerous looking people.

And silence.

And some stories go on,

And squashes rich kids.

And Stockholm Syndrome?

And that day happens to be tomorrow.

And that expression has become known as "Mount Fraught Syndrome."

And that is the story of Cinderella.

And that man is a threat to everyone here!

And the Baudelaire orphans are finally in my clutches!

And the ending where they live happily ever after.

And the horse blanket that smelled like nail polish,

And the least preferable slippery thing is a slope,

And the schism that tore it apart.

And the surrounding area has been flooded."

And the trained reptiles...

And their handwriting is that, unlike words written in ink,

And then Cinderella told Prince Charming

And then I get chosen False Spring Queen!

And then one day...

And then she divorced him and took all of his money. The end!

And then they die.

And then...

And these are my siblings, Klaus and Sunny.

And these children in the name of Count Olaf.

And these memories are often of people we've lost.

And they say the first bite of an apple tastes the best.

And they were charming and resourceful and had...

And they're obviously the Baudelaires! Look at their little orphan faces!

And think about it.

And this one is the worst.

And this vault is where we keep all the fortunes,

And those three plucky children.

And tomorrow, when that seawall floods,

And Vain Fashionable Divas.

And very pregnant.

And vice versa. We know what happened at the opera.

And Violet was right.

And watching the world go up in smoke.

And we always make Brucie carry our luggage.

And we know how you've spent your nights since.

And we'll find Sunny.

And we'll take that boat, and we'll sail back to where the action is!

And what did you find after the storm, Alonso?

And what if I refuse?

And when I met a child like that,

And when Klaus stuck his hand into a foothold

And when Violet said...

And when you do, it makes you want to hide under your desk.

And when you're inside, they make a Very Furtive Disguise.

And why did he bring up Anna Karenina?

And why did they keep all these secrets from us?

And why is he the only one wearing a mask?

And why nobody ever wants to leave!

And will instead refer to them the way almost everyone does,

And you had to protect something,

And you should be able to use it in any situation at all, like, um...

And you should join us by the fire.

And...

Animal behavior, the culinary arts.

Anna Karenina is a classic of Russian literature!

Another Decision Day has arrived.

Another set of voyagers will discover this book

Any last words?

Any surviving enemies. It...

Anybody who's not a cakesniffer knows that False Spring

Anyhow, it's late, and I feel sick from eating so many marshmallows.

Anyone who is not a bearded old coot on a desert island

Anyone wishing to leave the island?

Are we ready to do this?

Are you in the kitchen?

Are you sure that they're all orphans?

Are you sure we're safe from Count Olaf here?

Are you sure you two don't have a story?

Are you sure?

Argh!

Argh!

As a decent person, I never presume someone's gender,

As Count Olaf's prisoner.

As for Count Olaf, well, we've placed his cage by the seawall,

As I trace the sad, soggy case of the Baudelaire orphans.

As I'm sure you know, "labor" is the term for the process

As if someone dropped them whilst running for their life.

As if they knew one day they wouldn't be here.

As long as he thinks we're dead, Sunny is safe.

As the Baudelaires climbed the seemingly endless Vertical Flame Diversion...

As the man with the beard and no hair, and the woman with hair but no beard,

As their toboggan rushed down the frozen waters of Stricken Stream.

As we say in the theater...

As we utter our last words...

As you get closer to the end.

As you know, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were intelligent children...

Assume you didn't have time to open the safe.

Astonishing revelations about a secret organization

At a school called Prufrock Prep.

At dinner, Ishmael referred to us as the Baudelaire orphans.

At last, after all these years...

At last, I have everything I have ever

At last, their fortune is mine!

At last, you bow before the king of Olaf Land.

At least for a night.

At least we'll have a nice, warm fire.

At the bottom of a surprisingly deep hot tub.

At the top of Mount Fraught,

At the top of Mount Fraught...

At their secret mountain headquarters,

Attention, colonists!

Aw, precious snowflake wants to question his life choices.

Aye! This is Captain Widdershins! Is anyone out there?

Babies are always plotting against people,

Bad apples?

Bad mentors can lead you down a slippery slope,

Baudelaire.

Baudelaires, I failed you.

Baudelaires, you seem agitated. Why don't you have some cordial?

Baudelaires?

Baudelaires.

Be a man and slay that baby, putz.

Be good to Esmé.

Beatrice Baudelaire.

Because I am amazing, brainy,

Because I'm the most accommodating, basic, calm

Because we burned them down ourselves.

Because we saw a spark in you bright enough to light a thousand fires.

Because you rarely meet someone who has one,

Because you've been on the run for many years and you're exhausted.

Because, Baudelaires,

Before slipping back into darkness...

Before the schism.

Being a leader is like being a parent. You try to keep your children safe.

Being righteous and well read never gets you anywhere.

Being trapped in a hot tub is even less "in" than getting in a hot tub on purpose.

Believe me, I'm not. Someone bring me some coffee!

Besides, I'm about to get everything I've ever wanted in life,

Boo!

Boring!

Boss, are these your parents?

Botanical hybrid. That's what Kit said was in the sugar bowl.

Bow before me, Friday!

But a great number of pregnant, irritated women.

But a young man with your talents doesn't need friends.

But before their third trip to Briny Beach.

But every year, there were a few children

But figurative fires need fighting, too.

But he recognized me.

But how about a diving helmet filled with the world's deadliest fungus?

But I didn't. Ow!

But I need to get back to the city. Where there's smoke, there's fire, and...

But I won't force you.

But I'll be glad if one of your parents if still alive.

But I'm afraid sailing over those sharp rocks, that's nearly impossible.

But I'm beginning to question my life choices.

But I'm not comfortable leaving Olaf to drown.

But I'm not supposed to leave you alone.

But I'm the guy holding the harpoon gun.

But I've always said reading stunts your growth.

But if I kill the baby, then I'll never get the Baudelaire fortune.

But if someone is still lurking around, that's very stupid.

But if you let me out, I can outwit him,

But in my short time in his employ,

But in the case of Anna Karenina, a daring life of impulsive passion

But instead, those two show up, try and berate and belittle me.

But it does mean I've read a lot,

But it's all fuzzy like a dream.

But it's impossible to think about anything else.

But it's not over yet.

But look at you now.

But most of all,

But now the case has dried up.

But now, finally, I'm on the right path!

But perhaps this doesn't have to end in violence.

But she had read their work in the books her parents had given her.

But some memories never fade,

But Sunny had watched her siblings escape many terrible situations

But that doesn't mean that the story is over.

But that's all in the past. The Baudelaires are dead to me.

But the eagles work for us,

But the unbridled arrogance to play a part for which he was thoroughly unqualified

But there are enemies everywhere.

But there are some people that have such a deep and lasting aura of menace

But there is also

But there is one thing I do know.

But these volunteers just volunteered.

But this is delicious.

But this is the only road through the mountains.

But trouble is like the tide,

But we have a map of the mountains you can consult.

But we know how to solve problems, don't we?

But we know someone who might.

But we now realize we cannot shelter them forever.

But we won't do that.

But we're glad we found you.

But we're not out of the woods yet.

But when you skim through a narrative, you get a strange view of the story,

But when you skim through a narrative, you get a strange view of the story,

But where is it?

But who teach us important things.

But why is he disguised as a Snow Scout?

But you haven't lived till you've had seafood fresh from the ocean!

But you're trying to manipulate my decency,

But...

By no coincidence, it is also a word that means "a very difficult task."

By one of the bravest women I've ever known,

By sailing it through the lowest point in that wall.

By taking them in at a point in their life

By which a woman gives birth.

C.M. Comstock. Mother gave me her book on female pirates.

Cake!

Cake!

Cakesniffers whispering in a cave. Is there anything less adorable?

Called The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations.

Can I at least have a blanket?

Can set you down a path to something horribly wrong.

Care for a drink?

Carmelita Spats.

Carmelita, maybe we could turn back.

Carmelita, they're not here to help you celebrate False Spring.

Carmelita, who are you talking to?

Carmelita, you've told nine stories already.

Carmelita! Carmelita!

Castaway!

Castaway!

Castaways!

Celebrate when you're half done and the finish won't be quite as fun.

Ceviche!

Chabo.

Cinderella was a young person

Circled in an old book by a woman who was a fierce volunteer,

Come now, there's nowhere to run.

Come on, Beatrice.

Come on, Snicket. All you've got to do is get off this mountain,

Come on! What are a bunch of hippies in robes gonna do?

Come on.

Come on. He's wasting our time.

Come on. We don't socialize with orphans.

Come to be shipwrecked with a man like that?

Come, Olaf. You too, Miss Squalor.

Could use a polish.

Could we grow rutabagas?

Count Olaf has someone you love. Now we have someone he loves.

Count Olaf needs one of us alive to get our fortune.

Count Olaf still has Sunny, and we have to get her back.

Count Olaf went this way.

Count Olaf will drown.

Count Olaf would be furious

Count Olaf. Your parents.

Courageous, dashing, enchanting,

Cover the cage! Shh!

Cross our hearts.

Darling, emblematic, frisky, grinning,

Defamation!

Despite my many years investigating the case of the Baudelaire orphans,

Destroyed V.F.D. once and for all,

Dewey says that.

Dewey.

Dewey's dead.

Did you bring me a banana daiquiri?

Did you find anything?

Did you find Sunny?

Didn't you float off in a bunch of balloons?

Do one good thing in your life, Olaf.

Do you have any nines?

Do you hear something?

Do you know how it feels

Do you know the part about the pirates?

Do you mean you killed them or didn't find them? I'm a bit confused.

Do you see anything?

Do you see that?

Do you smell that, Esmé? That's the fresh mountain scent

Do you think he's...

Don't be afraid. I'm Violet Baudelaire,

Don't be ridiculous! There's an espresso maker right over there,

Don't give me that look.

Don't rock the boat.

Don't run. I just want to torture you

Don't you miss your old lives?

Don't you miss your old lives?

Don't you understand that so much of life

Don't you understand, Baudelaires?

Down the Vertical Flame Diversion, and hike the same road the Scouts

Dr. Toronado.

Drink the cordial.

Drumroll! Curtain! Toss it up.

Duncan and Isadora are safe.

Duncan and Isadora.

Duncan?

During the course of their work.

Eeee...

Eliminate their parents in a series of arsons,

Enough!

Evade your enemies and their eagles, and safe guard the sugar bowl.

Even after so many years,

Even after the storyteller has stopped telling them.

Even if the book is long and the world seems to grow smaller every day."

Even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail,

Even to a terrible person.

Ever since you were orphaned, all you've done is complained.

Every morning, every afternoon, every night, and all day long!

Every parent figure I've ever had has either let me down or died.

Every path led to something horribly wrong.

Everybody runs around with their secrets and their schemes,

Everyone regrets their tattoos.

Everyone's happy.

Excuse me, miss.

False charges of murder,

False spring rolls.

False Spring?

Famished, gifted, hilarious,

Farewell, Baudelaires!

Farewell!

Father took us to her engineering lectures.

Female Finnish pirates.

Fine. Go.

Fine. I don't need those pasty faced prunes anyway!

Fire can solve any problem in the world.

Fire is one of the most dangerous things in the world.

First, we burned down the kitchen.

Flavorless ceviche isn't the most exciting meal,

Follow me.

Fools!

For anyone who wants to go, but no one ever does.

For example, we heard a nasty rumor that the survivor of a recent fire

For I am the one who committed all of those terrible deeds.

For several days, the bank robbers and prisoners

For the same reason that fast forwarding through a piece of televised entertainment

For years, or at least what seemed like years,

For, as Klaus and Violet Baudelaire had discovered...

Fortunately, like all women,

Freaks.

Freeze! Freeze!

Frisky, grinning, human, innocent, jumping,

From a botanical hybrid V.F.D. developed to defend us against the Mycelium.

From a self sustaining hot air mobile home.

From the wealthiest families in the city are on their way here right now.

Full of confusing utterances...

Get a good night's sleep before Decision Day.

Get me a coffee, orphans! I've had a very rough night.

Get me out of here at once!

Get moving, brat.

Get out as early as you can

Get out, freaks!

Give me that Springpole!

Give me that.

Give me those earrings, Rachel.

Give us the sugar bowl and you can go.

Go away, cakesniffers! This is a private cave!

Go chop wood, freak.

Go fetch them, Olaf.

Go fish.

Good heavens, where?

Good idea, Sunny. Let's investigate.

Good idea. You're an excellent climber. You're an excellent inventor.

Good morning.

Good night, travelers. The fire should die out in a few hours.

Got it?

Granola bar?

Ha! I've discovered an island!

Happy birthday!

Has anything really terrible happened to you?

Has been used to describe a situation

Has led to false accusations...

Have tumbled off a cliff and been smashed flat.

Have you considered building a water filtration system?

Have you read the story of Anna Karenina?

Have you read the story of Anna Karenina?

Have you seen her?

Having a good vocabulary doesn't guarantee that I'm a good person,

Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel

He could escape the cage and find the harpoon gun, or

He didn't approve of some of my life choices.

He felt more like the spout.

He has to make everything a big production.

He helps us decide what to keep and what to throw away.

He is going to be so angry!

He meant that literally.

He might even read about a secret mountain headquarters

He needs guidance.

He was in the kitchen drinking hot cider with his mother,

He was very mad at me when I left.

He'd never help us.

He'll welcome us with open arms and say all the nice things my dad never did.

He's at the headquarters. We're here to rescue you.

He's coming back. We have to go.

He's dead.

He's dead.

He's gone, Sunny.

He's just up on that summit.

He's keeping secrets from the entire colony.

He's not gonna tell us.

He's not just keeping secrets from us.

Hello, cakesniffers.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hello, little girl.

Hello?

Her baby is arriving. She could die!

Here they come now.

Here, I got you.

Here, take my lock pick.

Hey, baby, you'd better not be getting in trouble!

Hey, cakesniffers, now I have two sets of parents more than you!

Hey, that's a clever idea.

Hey, that's a good idea.

Hey, that's not fair.

Hey, the baby's gone.

Hey!

Hey.

Hiking up Mount Fraught to celebrate False Spring.

Hm.

Hmm. Not yet.

Hmm. Well...

Hold on. We'll be back soon.

Hooky was about to tell me his catchphrase.

Hot air balloon mishaps,

How about a compromise?

How can anyone be "xylophone"?

How can I be lost? There are signs everywhere,

How can we rescue her with that hook handed man standing guard?

How could you do that to her?

How dare you call me that!

How did so many people end up on the island?

How did that work out?

How did you capture them, my pet?

How did you get to be so brave?

How do we stop this caravan?

How do you like them apples?

How does a stranger know our names?

How elegant.

How would you like a desk job in the financial sector?

How would you like more than just a ride?

How you've been foiled by those irritating volunteers.

How's it going?

How's this?

Howdy, stranger.

However, the authorities discovered that they had become friends

Hugo? Colette? Kevin?

Human, innocent, jumping, kept,

Hurry up with it.

Hurry, I'm famished!

I abandoned my creation, and I sailed here to live in exile.

I agree.

I always hoped I'd be as good a mother as she was.

I am an actor.

I am supposed to be at the top of the world,

I am surrounded by incompetence and disloyalty!

I barely remember my old life. It's fuzzy.

I bet I can chart a course back to the city.

I bet I could build it with the items that have washed up.

I bet mountain climbers have interesting stories.

I bet they'll worship me as their king!

I can barely remember what their faces looked like.

I can create a compass. All I need is a piece of magnetized metal and a pivot.

I can feel her coming soon.

I can feel the fungus in my throat.

I can hear it now.

I can promise you the office will be buzzing with activity.

I can try, but I'm better at reading maps.

I can't believe it's been a year.

I can't feel my toes, and this luggage is heavy.

I can't leave her behind. She's my baby sister!

I can't leave you. How are you gonna get out?

I can't leave you. How are you gonna get out?

I can't move.

I can't thank you enough for driving me back to the city.

I cannot find where the Baudelaires went

I claim this island

I completely forgot that it fell off that cliff.

I convinced the others to lock him in a cage before he could recognize me.

I could not protect them, but I can protect their children.

I could take you to our facilitator, but he's not gonna like you.

I couldn't find the sarsaparilla, but look what I got.

I crown myself False Spring Queen!

I declare Decision Day is over!

I did see that name in a review that washed up.

I didn't have my first hang gliding lesson till I was seven.

I didn't recognize him at first, not with that ridiculous beard,

I do know where the Baudelaires went next

I do not know if Violet Baudelaire ever visited the Mortmain Mountains

I do not know what happened to the members of Count Olaf's troupe

I don't care about some late series backstory!

I don't care. I'll scratch her eyes out.

I don't have time to read a bunch of amendments!

I don't know how you got out of that cage

I don't know what "tuberous canopy" means.

I don't know where that is.

I don't know, they seem pretty relaxed to me.

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't need any of them.

I don't need them.

I don't think so. Whoever it is, they're too tall to be Sunny.

I don't think that you are. You were right, Ish.

I don't think we can be sure that Violet and Klaus are dead.

I don't want to die.

I don't want to jinx it, but I think I found a wonderful candidate

I don't want your bitter fruit!

I failed your parents.

I fear that the Baudelaire orphans and I are in the same boat.

I feel a storm coming on.

I feel something weird in my throat.

I found an accordion.

I found some castaways!

I found the Medusoid Mycelium,

I found this birdcage.

I found this small black statue of a sea monster!

I found V.F.D. If you were in a building about to be burnt down

I gave you an order. Throw that baby off the mountain!

I got it.

I guess we didn't need to throw him overboard.

I had my doubts about putting a baby in charge of the cooking...

I had to sleep in the trunk.

I had to wait until the fire died down so I could show you.

I have aided in kidnapping and murder,

I have been on the run for many years, and I am exhausted.

I have come up with a plan.

I have ev

I have pursued the Baudelaire fortune

I have spent a bumpy ride in the trunk of a car,

I have to carry their luggage.

I haven't apologized.

I haven't felt this sharp and focused since I first smelled kerosene.

I honestly can't remember.

I hope Violet can invent a way up the waterfall.

I ignore the script and say whatever comes into my mind.

I joined Count Olaf because I thought he could teach me things,

I just had the oddest feeling,

I just wanted to scare you.

I keep the combination to the vault on the desk.

I keep wondering anyway.

I knew that dumb book would never help me, so I threw it in the fireplace.

I knew those terrible things had come to pass.

I knew your annoying curiosity would lead you here eventually.

I know it's nothing special, but... it's warmer than those rags.

I know this because of the stanza in a long and complicated poem

I know what I hope we'll find.

I know what you mean. I get the serious creeps from those serious creeps.

I know you do.

I know you will.

I know.

I know. I'm an actor.

I know. That's where I learned the Devil's Tongue Knot.

I live on the island.

I lost everything.

I made you this outfit.

I may be in a cage, Baudelaires, but I've still got it.

I may need that ride.

I mean, down curtain.

I meant figuratively. We have to decide which direction to go.

I meant that figuratively.

I meant that figuratively.

I must be hallucinating from the mushrooms.

I need medicine and your finest wine.

I need some space.

I need to find a way to have my mentors think I'm a raging success.

I need you to get your fortune.

I need you to move toward me very quickly and very quietly.

I never forgot you.

I once took in three orphans.

I only need to keep one of you alive to get your fortune.

I only watch network television.

I read about those terrible children in The Daily Punctilio.

I read his book on maps and his tutorial on the accordion.

I read that V.F.D. use them for sending signals.

I read those tidal charts on the Queequeg.

I said, "Well, well, well."

I salvaged these from the rubble. See the names?

I saw a diving helmet full of a dangerous fungus wash up. Do you see it?

I saw the boss chuck a half empty bottle of sarsaparilla down the road,

I see a ledge.

I still don't like this plan.

I suggest it very strongly.

I suggest we all retire.

I suggest you drink some cordial.

I survived the fire that destroyed my home.

I survived.

I think I know where it is. Sunny, stay with Kit!

I think I've got it. I just need to apply more friction.

I think it's for trapping eagles.

I think the original name is underneath.

I think we can do better than that.

I think we just trapped Esmé Squalor

I think we should go this way.

I think we should go this way.

I think we've found a use for it after all.

I think you should see this.

I think you're forgetting who the captain is.

I think.

I thought I tied you up.

I thought of some more demeaning tasks for you to perform.

I thought their eyes were going to pop out of their heads!

I thought we could go to a music hall and pick up sailors.

I thought working for Count Olaf would be glamorous and fun,

I thought you volunteers were supposed to be smart,

I thought you were a prisoner, but I'm beginning to think you're a spy.

I threw her siblings off a mountain and I'm keeping her as my servant.

I told them terrible things waited out there in the world.

I told you I would come back to the hotel, but then I saw an SOS signal

I told you I'd do that one last time.

I told you, False Spring Queen is a democratically elected position.

I took a cruise when I was pregnant with Friday.

I tried to warn them.

I used to be a school principal.

I wanted a nice, hot breakfast,

I was an orphan.

I was blindfolded.

I was going to use this big knife to force them to carry me up,

I was gonna be a marine biologist.

I was gonna say it first.

I was mentoring

I was once a member of a secret organization,

I was searching to see if any of the books survived the fire.

I went to get us some breakfast. I found these berries.

I will break open this diving helmet, and then, oh, you'll be sorry.

I will deal with you later.