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Home > You Stole My Newspaper Guy...
And I pay for the goddamn paper.
Coming over right now.
Get it on.
Hear me
Hello, it's your neighbor.
Hello。
I can be over there in 2 seconds.
I don't have a freaking paper.
I don't know what the hell is going on in the world because I don't have a freaking paper.
I don't know why. That's why I have to call you. I'm trying to find out why the hell you do something like that.
I got trouble right here waiting for you.
I know who this is.
I want you to go get the paper right now and read it to me because I don't know what the hell is going on in the world because I don't have a freaking paper.
I would just want to get my newspaper back on a regular basis, all right.
I'm gonna kick some ass.
It's $0.50 every day and I pay for the goddamn paper.
Keep the door unlocked and I'll walk right in there.
Let's Go.
Let's Go.
My newspaper every morning that comes to my house and you come over and take it and bring it to your house.
My paper.
No.
OK, let's go.
OK, yeah, let's go.
OK, you keep the door unlocked and I'll walk right in there.
OK, you ready?
OK。
Stop taking my paper, otherwise I'm gonna kick some ass.
The one, the paper you've been stealing.
Trying to find out why the hell you do something like that.
Why you trying to change your voice?
Y。
Yeah, I know you're taking. You want me to kick your ass?
Yeah, I want my newspaper back.
Yeah, you stop taking my paper. Otherwise I'm gonna kick some ass.
Yeah, you take my paper.
Yeah, your neighbor. The one, the paper you've been stealing.
Yes, my newspaper every morning that comes to my house and you come over and take it and bring it to your house.
You don't talk to me like that.
You want me to come over there?
You want me to kick your ass?
You wrap that paper up back the way it was, and you get it right outside, right now.
Your neighbor.
えい。
ハロー。
ハロー。
ハロー。
威張り。

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