# name
Cat in the Hat (Dr. Seuss on the Loose) - OUTDATED SQ TTS (Text To Speech)

# short_name
Cat in the Hat (Dr. Seuss on the Loose) - OUTDATED (Text To Speech)

# description
Keep Cat in the Hat (Dr. Seuss on the Loose) - OUTDATED SQ TTS (Text To Speech) On Your Home Screen

# shortcuts[].name
Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

# shortcuts[].description
Play Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Hello Chris Shitler! Why, I'm the cat in the hat! There's no doubt about that! Are you ready to have some fun and make a mess out the scam of a shop you call Cancer we search? Or are you going to be a fucking dickhead and refuse to learn the meaning of fun?

# shortcuts[].short_name
Hello Chris Shitler! Why, I'm the cat in the hat! There's no doubt about that! Are you ready to have some fun and make a mess out the scam of a shop you call Cancer we search? Or are you going to be a fucking dickhead and refuse to learn the meaning of fun?

# shortcuts[].description
Play Hello Chris Shitler! Why, I'm the cat in the hat! There's no doubt about that! Are you ready to have some fun and make a mess out the scam of a shop you call Cancer we search? Or are you going to be a fucking dickhead and refuse to learn the meaning of fun?

# shortcuts[].name
Very well, I will bring out Thing One and Thing Two. These things won't bite you, they just want to have fun. So without further ado, I proudly introduce you things two and one!

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Very well, I will bring out Thing One and Thing Two. These things won't bite you, they just want to have fun. So without further ado, I proudly introduce you things two and one!

# shortcuts[].description
Play Very well, I will bring out Thing One and Thing Two. These things won't bite you, they just want to have fun. So without further ado, I proudly introduce you things two and one!

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Oh well, it's not as if you're a legitimate charity, you're just a business who scams people just so you and your partner can make millions of British pounds by scamming people, you dirty bar stards!

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Oh well, it's not as if you're a legitimate charity, you're just a business who scams people just so you and your partner can make millions of British pounds by scamming people, you dirty bar stards!

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Play Oh well, it's not as if you're a legitimate charity, you're just a business who scams people just so you and your partner can make millions of British pounds by scamming people, you dirty bar stards!

# shortcuts[].name
Hahahahahahahahahaha! You sound funny when you shout and swear in Scottish, old man Fred!

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Hahahahahahahahahaha! You sound funny when you shout and swear in Scottish, old man Fred!

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Play Hahahahahahahahahaha! You sound funny when you shout and swear in Scottish, old man Fred!

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Am I talking to an old man child who behaves like a two year old even though he's probably sixty nine years old? You clearly need to learn how to grow up instead of screaming and throwing your fit for your age before you have a heart attack and die a lonely death knowing your ex wife had left you!

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Am I talking to an old man child who behaves like a two year old even though he's probably sixty nine years old? You clearly need to learn how to grow up instead of screaming and throwing your fit for your age before you have a heart attack and die a lonely death knowing your ex wife had left you!

# shortcuts[].description
Play Am I talking to an old man child who behaves like a two year old even though he's probably sixty nine years old? You clearly need to learn how to grow up instead of screaming and throwing your fit for your age before you have a heart attack and die a lonely death knowing your ex wife had left you!

# shortcuts[].name
But up he just bounces, with no sense or shame, Like a tantrum throwing toddler playing life's silly game. With scowls (oh, the scowls!) and grumbles galore, He stomps and he pouts, a noisy uproar! He wails like a siren, much to everyone's plight, Not knowing his antics aren't a charming sight. With

# shortcuts[].short_name
But up he just bounces, with no sense or shame, Like a tantrum throwing toddler playing life's silly game. With scowls (oh, the scowls!) and grumbles galore, He stomps and he pouts, a noisy uproar! He wails like a siren, much to everyone's plight, Not knowing his antics aren't a charming sight. With

# shortcuts[].description
Play But up he just bounces, with no sense or shame, Like a tantrum throwing toddler playing life's silly game. With scowls (oh, the scowls!) and grumbles galore, He stomps and he pouts, a noisy uproar! He wails like a siren, much to everyone's plight, Not knowing his antics aren't a charming sight. With

# shortcuts[].name
Oh, did you hear? I'm dating a friend that you knew! She mentioned you once got upset about something she'd do. It seems quite silly to fuss in such a way, especially when it's all just part of the play! Now isn't it funny how people can be, when they're tangled up with emotions, you see?

# shortcuts[].short_name
Oh, did you hear? I'm dating a friend that you knew! She mentioned you once got upset about something she'd do. It seems quite silly to fuss in such a way, especially when it's all just part of the play! Now isn't it funny how people can be, when they're tangled up with emotions, you see?

# shortcuts[].description
Play Oh, did you hear? I'm dating a friend that you knew! She mentioned you once got upset about something she'd do. It seems quite silly to fuss in such a way, especially when it's all just part of the play! Now isn't it funny how people can be, when they're tangled up with emotions, you see?

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And your ex wife once said you got quite upset, when she called you a rascal, which you didn't forget, while spending time together, just you two in the room, you frowned and you pouted, with a face full of gloom.

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And your ex wife once said you got quite upset, when she called you a rascal, which you didn't forget, while spending time together, just you two in the room, you frowned and you pouted, with a face full of gloom.

# shortcuts[].description
Play And your ex wife once said you got quite upset, when she called you a rascal, which you didn't forget, while spending time together, just you two in the room, you frowned and you pouted, with a face full of gloom.

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And your ex wife mentioned you took offense when she called you a bad boy while you and her were intimate.

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And your ex wife mentioned you took offense when she called you a bad boy while you and her were intimate.

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Play And your ex wife mentioned you took offense when she called you a bad boy while you and her were intimate.