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Again with the stupidity.

Ah ha ha.

Ah, hello.

Ah.

Air fuck those guys.

Alright already.

Alright, I got it now what?

Am I the only one getting a boner right now, am I? I mean, I know I'm getting the biggest.

And in other news, you're fucking dead.

And not fall ready.

And why am I doing this?

And yeah, she keep free.

Are you a he or a she?

Are you flirting with me?

Are you stuck in there?

Are you trying to say underwear?

Aren't you some generic deal that nobody cares about?

Awesome.

Baby, you're the only one for me.

Bad Deadpool, Good Deadpool #bad deadpool #good deadpool

Be quiet.

Blah blah blah Diddy blah blah.

Bob Ross #bob ross #painting #deadpool #spoof #beat it #sweet baby jesus #yellow snow

Boo! #deadpool #boo #scare #frighten #spook #make afraid #make fearful

Boo.

Boom

Booty.

Breakfast food.

Budgeter Jenner Jenner Jenner Jenner?

Candy as clown.

Cha ching

Chimichanga

Cock Gobbler #deadpool #colossus #xmen #bro problems #cockblock gone wrong

Come lick my balls.

Come on baby, we can still work this out.

Come on, don't hate.

Come on, don't you have balls to lick?

Come on, let's talk about this.

Coming onto our stage, give it up for Chastity! #stan lee #cameo #deadpool #strip club #stage #stripper #chastity

Dead pool.

Dead pool.

Deadpool laughing #laughing #lol #haha #crack up #deadpool #laugh

Deadpool Love #deadpool #love #sex #romance #romantic #ryan reynolds #danger #tinder

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Did I leave the oven on? Do I even have an oven? Did I put someone in that oven? Yeah.

Do I need to hold your hand?

Do you have any idea how many STD's I could have?

Do you want to be a little more specific please?

Does this mean we're going steady?

Don't do that again.

Don't swallow #dont swallow

Don't swallow #ryan reynolds #deadpool #adult humour #mr pool

Don't you know I'm loco?

Feeling pretty shitty here.

Fine then.

Game over.

Genosha

Geronimo

Going to vomit.

Good doggy.

Good one! #good one #nice #well played #punchline #joke #deadpool #marvel

Hang on.

Happy Halloween #happy halloween

Have I ever told you that you're my favorite girl?

Have you seen this man? #francis

Having a little fun, huh? No, what else is fun? Pointing out how much you suck.

Hello.

Hey again little buddy.

Hey babe.

Hey buddy.

Hey close attention. OK 'cause I'm only gonna kill you once.

Hey hot tits the pipe I was offering gives way more pleasure.

Hey I was just running around my game and all of a sudden I noticed that some shit was fucked up. What's up with that?

Hey man, it's me dead pool.

Hey there, Captain douche.

Hey wait wait what who?

Hey, I'm not really crying.

Hey, it's me.

Hey, what's up buddy?

Hey.

Hi, my name is dead pool. Perhaps you've heard of me?

Hi, my name's dead pool.

Hi.

Hopefully when we wake up, you'll be gone.

How about you?

How are we today?

How many bullets are in your head so far?

How You Remind Me #what i really am #nickelback #tired of living like a blind man #this is how you remind me

How's the ball licking coming along?

Hunting Rabbits #ryan reynolds #dust bunny season #cleaning #spring cleaning #hunting wabbits

I call this the part where you die.

I can't take it anymore.

I could swear I know you from somewhere. Did we go to law school together?

I dare you to try that again.

I don't think so.

I get the feeling someone is watching us.

I guess you could say this is a metaphor for all the messed up shit in my head.

I hate waiting.

I hate waiting.

I just wanna talk.

I know I'm good enough, how about you?

I need help and the pony.

I think he went into the cheap motel room across the street.

I think it's trying to kill us.

I use humor to deflect my insecurities, plus I'm hilarious so don't hate.

I want pizza.

I was thinking the same thing.

I'm back.

I'm dead pool.

I'm going to wait out here #wait out here #out here #wait #deadpool

I'm here to tell you about a revolutionary new weight loss technique, dismemberment.

I'm hungry.

I'm kind of kind of losing it here.

I'm not really hungry, but alright.

I'm not really hungry.

I'm talking to you.

I'm touching myself tonight #deadpool #mr pool #ryan reynolds #adult humour #touching myself

I'm trying really hard to think of a good yo Mama line right now.

I'm Wade Wilson.

I've been taking lessons.

If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one dude enjoys?

In China.

Iron.

Is that who I think it is?

Is the mask muffling my voice #mask #voice #dead pool #what #can you hear me

Is this a list of things I did to your mom last night?

It burns Mother of God. It burns.

It had nothing to do with politics. I just don't like you.

It is I.

It's me.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

It's party time.

It's payback time you phasing sonofabitch.

It's so loud I can barely hear myself think.

It's totally reminds me of that one time with those other dudes when we totally did that one thing and everyone busted up laughing because what's his name fell over to that other guy and we were al...

Juggernaut #ryan reynolds #legs

Just hang on.

Just press the damn button.

Knock it off.

Let me tell you something about the future. It's either something you plan for, buy something you just don't fucking have.

Let the games begin.

Loser

Love is a beautiful thing #deadpool #love #love is a beautiful thing #adore #crush on #admire

Man come on I got stuff to do today.

Mark

Maximum Effort #deadpool #exert #marvel #strain #maximum effort #ill try #attempt

Maybe I'll have that dream again where I fight somebody while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of raw meat.

Mommy that hurt.

Nah, just kidding.

Naked chicks.

Nathan Christopher Charles Summers.

Nighty night buddy

No way.

No, my tummy hurts.

No.

Nobody's getting hurt #ryan reynolds #mr pool #deadpool #nobody is getting hurt

Not again.

Not even with two bags over your head, sweetheart.

Not helping my stomach.

Not sure if you knew, but I'm kind of a big deal.

Now feed me baby nice and slow. Wait are you a dude?

Now that's more like it.

Of course I am.

Oh Daddy likes.

Oh god I'm so sorry #francis #im so sorry

Oh my God, you suck.

Oh sexy girlfriend.

Oh shit.

Oh yeah, yeah lame.

Oh, come on.

Oh, MC assholes.

Oh, really.

OK, I'll let you touch it, but you can't tell anybody, OK?

OK, you better be warmed up nice and stretched.

OK.

OK.

OMG.

Once my TV didn't work so I kicked it and it started working again. I'm sorry I said that.

Only then may I claim my treasure.

Ooh.

Outstanding.

Pepperoni

Peter

Pizza Delivery, Part 2 #ryan reynolds #i will shoot your fucking cat

Pizza Taco.

Quite unfortunate #where did he go #oh no #double take

Ready to see how long we can last?

Schizophrenia beats being alone. Am I right? Yep, you got.

Seriously, again, that's four Times Now.

Shit

Shit.

Shoot, that was my favorite bullet. Can you send it back or just just don't lose it? I'm coming over.

Should we do Italian or Mexican?

Shut up.

So how's the ball licking coming along?

So what are the chances I could get some play here?

So.

Sometimes I let my guns do the talking and boy are they chat.

Sorry.

Spread it on.

Summers.

Superhero Walk In #deadpool #superhero walk in #x gone give it to ya

Surprise.

Sweet Mama.

Swords don't kill people. I kill people.

Take it off slowly, slower.

Tell me where your boss is #im going to kill you #where is your boss #wheres your boss at #going to die #in five minutes

Thanks pal.

Thanks.

That remains to be seen. My disembodied host.

That's four Times Now.

That's it, that's all you got for me. Up here you candy ass clown come on bitch.

That's my girl.

That's OK.

That's your answer for everything.

The hell are you talking about woman?

The last thing I wanna do is insult you, but it is on the list.

The pipe I was offering gives way more pleasure.

There you go.

There's no time to explain, but we gotta suck face like there's no tomorrow.

Think on that while I shoot you.

This is boring.

This is bullshit.

This is pissing me off.

This is what I think it is Jack Pot.

This is your fault, fix it.

This sucks.

Time for mother fuckers to pay the ferryman.