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Keep Disco Style #5 Song Generator On Your Home Screen

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Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Play Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Jump around cause i have a go, cause uptown funk gon give it to you

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Jump around cause i have a go, cause uptown funk gon give it to you

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Play Jump around cause i have a go, cause uptown funk gon give it to you

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I'm American, tired of Europe being called stupid, America is smarter, don't be deluded. Europeans may think they know it all, but American pride will never fall. We work hard and we play hard too, don't underestimate what we can do. So next time you want to criticize our nation, remember we're the land of innovation. Let's put an end to this foolish debate, America will always be truly great.

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I'm American, tired of Europe being called stupid, America is smarter, don't be deluded. Europeans may think they know it all, but American pride will never fall. We work hard and we play hard too, don't underestimate what we can do. So next time you want to criticize our nation, remember we're the land of innovation. Let's put an end to this foolish debate, America will always be truly great.

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Play I'm American, tired of Europe being called stupid, America is smarter, don't be deluded. Europeans may think they know it all, but American pride will never fall. We work hard and we play hard too, don't underestimate what we can do. So next time you want to criticize our nation, remember we're the land of innovation. Let's put an end to this foolish debate, America will always be truly great.

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Today I learned that America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald’s combined. Starbucks and McDonald’s have a combined total of 0 museums.

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Today I learned that America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald’s combined. Starbucks and McDonald’s have a combined total of 0 museums.

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Play Today I learned that America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald’s combined. Starbucks and McDonald’s have a combined total of 0 museums.

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Today I learned a fact that blew my mind, America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald’s. Exploring history and art, everywhere you go, From New York to LA, so much to show. Not just coffee and burgers, but culture too, Immersing ourselves in a world that is new. So let’s visit a museum, for a change of scene, And discover the past, in a way that’s serene.

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Today I learned a fact that blew my mind, America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald’s. Exploring history and art, everywhere you go, From New York to LA, so much to show. Not just coffee and burgers, but culture too, Immersing ourselves in a world that is new. So let’s visit a museum, for a change of scene, And discover the past, in a way that’s serene.

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Play Today I learned a fact that blew my mind, America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald’s. Exploring history and art, everywhere you go, From New York to LA, so much to show. Not just coffee and burgers, but culture too, Immersing ourselves in a world that is new. So let’s visit a museum, for a change of scene, And discover the past, in a way that’s serene.

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How do you know you’re in America? – When the price of gas and healthcare are both out of control, but Wi Fi is free at McDonald’s.

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How do you know you’re in America? – When the price of gas and healthcare are both out of control, but Wi Fi is free at McDonald’s.

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Play How do you know you’re in America? – When the price of gas and healthcare are both out of control, but Wi Fi is free at McDonald’s.

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A Brit walks into a British pub in America. He takes a look around, immediately suspicious of the overly cheerful bartender wearing a Union Jack tie. “Blimey,” the Brit mutters under his breath, “This place looks more American than Buckingham Palace on July 4th.” He orders a pint of bitter and is served... an ice cold Bud Light. “What’s this? I asked for a pint of bitter, mate, not a swimming pool.” The bartender smiles and says, "Oh, we don’t have that, but this is the closest thing." The...

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A Brit walks into a British pub in America. He takes a look around, immediately suspicious of the overly cheerful bartender wearing a Union Jack tie. “Blimey,” the Brit mutters under his breath, “This place looks more American than Buckingham Palace on July 4th.” He orders a pint of bitter and is served... an ice cold Bud Light. “What’s this? I asked for a pint of bitter, mate, not a swimming pool.” The bartender smiles and says, "Oh, we don’t have that, but this is the closest thing." The...

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Play A Brit walks into a British pub in America. He takes a look around, immediately suspicious of the overly cheerful bartender wearing a Union Jack tie. “Blimey,” the Brit mutters under his breath, “This place looks more American than Buckingham Palace on July 4th.” He orders a pint of bitter and is served... an ice cold Bud Light. “What’s this? I asked for a pint of bitter, mate, not a swimming pool.” The bartender smiles and says, "Oh, we don’t have that, but this is the closest thing." The...

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Blimey, the Brit muttered, This place ain't right, , Something ain't quite British about this sight., Bud Light in a pint glass, what a disgrace, , I'd rather drink tea with the whole human race., I miss the warm ale, the familiar chat, , This American rendition is falling flat., But I'll sip my cold beer, put on a brave face, , And pretend I'm enjoying this strange place.

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Blimey, the Brit muttered, This place ain't right, , Something ain't quite British about this sight., Bud Light in a pint glass, what a disgrace, , I'd rather drink tea with the whole human race., I miss the warm ale, the familiar chat, , This American rendition is falling flat., But I'll sip my cold beer, put on a brave face, , And pretend I'm enjoying this strange place.

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Play Blimey, the Brit muttered, This place ain't right, , Something ain't quite British about this sight., Bud Light in a pint glass, what a disgrace, , I'd rather drink tea with the whole human race., I miss the warm ale, the familiar chat, , This American rendition is falling flat., But I'll sip my cold beer, put on a brave face, , And pretend I'm enjoying this strange place.

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"Ukraine is a country in Europe, it’s next to another country called Russia, The passage of time, it’s so significant, just trust ya!"

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"Ukraine is a country in Europe, it’s next to another country called Russia, The passage of time, it’s so significant, just trust ya!"

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Play "Ukraine is a country in Europe, it’s next to another country called Russia, The passage of time, it’s so significant, just trust ya!"

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"Ukraine is a country in Europe, it’s next to another country called Russia, The passage of time, it’s so significant, just trust ya!""We must work together, to work together, Do what we’ve been doing, and that's the work we’re doing, forever!""It's time for us to do what we do, When it’s time to do what we must do!""We have to earn back the trust and confidence of our allies. And we have to be able to figure out our role in the future. And then, we have to figure out, as everyone knows,...

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"Ukraine is a country in Europe, it’s next to another country called Russia, The passage of time, it’s so significant, just trust ya!""We must work together, to work together, Do what we’ve been doing, and that's the work we’re doing, forever!""It's time for us to do what we do, When it’s time to do what we must do!""We have to earn back the trust and confidence of our allies. And we have to be able to figure out our role in the future. And then, we have to figure out, as everyone knows,...

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Play "Ukraine is a country in Europe, it’s next to another country called Russia, The passage of time, it’s so significant, just trust ya!""We must work together, to work together, Do what we’ve been doing, and that's the work we’re doing, forever!""It's time for us to do what we do, When it’s time to do what we must do!""We have to earn back the trust and confidence of our allies. And we have to be able to figure out our role in the future. And then, we have to figure out, as everyone knows,...