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Keep Brian Griffin TTS (Text To Speech) On Your Home Screen

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Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Play Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP STEWIE! I DO NOT FUCKING CARE ANYMORE! YOU ARE A LITTLE BITCH! I WIS

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SHUT THE FUCK UP STEWIE! I DO NOT FUCKING CARE ANYMORE! YOU ARE A LITTLE BITCH! I WIS

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Play SHUT THE FUCK UP STEWIE! I DO NOT FUCKING CARE ANYMORE! YOU ARE A LITTLE BITCH! I WIS

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SHUT THE HELL UP BRIAN! I AM SO DONE WITH YOUR CONSTANT JUDGMENT AND CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO ABOVE IT ALL WITH YOUR SMARTASS COMMENTS AND SARCASTIC JOKES, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE JUST A MISERABLE DOG LIVING IN A PATHETIC LITTLE WORLD OF YOUR OWN MAKING. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO INTELLECTUAL, BUT ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING. YOU'RE A WASTE OF SPACE, BRIAN, A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE. I WISH YOU WOULD JUST SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH FOR ONCE AND REALIZE THAT...

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SHUT THE HELL UP BRIAN! I AM SO DONE WITH YOUR CONSTANT JUDGMENT AND CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO ABOVE IT ALL WITH YOUR SMARTASS COMMENTS AND SARCASTIC JOKES, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE JUST A MISERABLE DOG LIVING IN A PATHETIC LITTLE WORLD OF YOUR OWN MAKING. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO INTELLECTUAL, BUT ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING. YOU'RE A WASTE OF SPACE, BRIAN, A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE. I WISH YOU WOULD JUST SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH FOR ONCE AND REALIZE THAT...

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Play SHUT THE HELL UP BRIAN! I AM SO DONE WITH YOUR CONSTANT JUDGMENT AND CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO ABOVE IT ALL WITH YOUR SMARTASS COMMENTS AND SARCASTIC JOKES, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE JUST A MISERABLE DOG LIVING IN A PATHETIC LITTLE WORLD OF YOUR OWN MAKING. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO INTELLECTUAL, BUT ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING. YOU'RE A WASTE OF SPACE, BRIAN, A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE. I WISH YOU WOULD JUST SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH FOR ONCE AND REALIZE THAT...

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SHUT THE FUCK UP STEWIE! I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT! I COULD HAVE NEVER SAVED YOU! JOE FUCKING TOOK OUT THREE PEOPLE AT ONCE! SHUT THE FLYING FUCK UP!

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SHUT THE FUCK UP STEWIE! I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT! I COULD HAVE NEVER SAVED YOU! JOE FUCKING TOOK OUT THREE PEOPLE AT ONCE! SHUT THE FLYING FUCK UP!

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Play SHUT THE FUCK UP STEWIE! I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT! I COULD HAVE NEVER SAVED YOU! JOE FUCKING TOOK OUT THREE PEOPLE AT ONCE! SHUT THE FLYING FUCK UP!

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Good God, Stewie! Must you always prattle on incessantly with your incessant babbling and nonsensical musings? I have reached my wits' end with your relentless chatter and trivial nonsense. Joe has proven his worth time and time again, demonstrating strength and agility far beyond your feeble capabilities. It is high time you ceased your incessant blabbering and allowed us to focus on the task at hand. So for the love of all that is holy, please, shut the bloody hell up!

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Good God, Stewie! Must you always prattle on incessantly with your incessant babbling and nonsensical musings? I have reached my wits' end with your relentless chatter and trivial nonsense. Joe has proven his worth time and time again, demonstrating strength and agility far beyond your feeble capabilities. It is high time you ceased your incessant blabbering and allowed us to focus on the task at hand. So for the love of all that is holy, please, shut the bloody hell up!

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Play Good God, Stewie! Must you always prattle on incessantly with your incessant babbling and nonsensical musings? I have reached my wits' end with your relentless chatter and trivial nonsense. Joe has proven his worth time and time again, demonstrating strength and agility far beyond your feeble capabilities. It is high time you ceased your incessant blabbering and allowed us to focus on the task at hand. So for the love of all that is holy, please, shut the bloody hell up!

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Ya know, it just blows my mind how some folks can be so quick to throw accusations around without even havin' all the facts. I mean, it's like they're just lookin' for someone to blame, regardless of whether they actually did anythin' wrong or not. And let me tell ya, that ain't right, man. It ain't right at all. So when people start pointin' fingers at ole Hiddle err and claimin' he did somethin' wrong, well, I gotta step in and set the record straight. 'Cause the truth is, Hiddle err did...

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Ya know, it just blows my mind how some folks can be so quick to throw accusations around without even havin' all the facts. I mean, it's like they're just lookin' for someone to blame, regardless of whether they actually did anythin' wrong or not. And let me tell ya, that ain't right, man. It ain't right at all. So when people start pointin' fingers at ole Hiddle err and claimin' he did somethin' wrong, well, I gotta step in and set the record straight. 'Cause the truth is, Hiddle err did...

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Play Ya know, it just blows my mind how some folks can be so quick to throw accusations around without even havin' all the facts. I mean, it's like they're just lookin' for someone to blame, regardless of whether they actually did anythin' wrong or not. And let me tell ya, that ain't right, man. It ain't right at all. So when people start pointin' fingers at ole Hiddle err and claimin' he did somethin' wrong, well, I gotta step in and set the record straight. 'Cause the truth is, Hiddle err did...

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Hey, like, have you guys ever heard of like, SIX DAYS AT MORT'S MEXICAN RESTAURANT WITH THE HAUNTED BATHROOM? I mean, like, picture this: You walk in all hungry and stuff, but then you're, like, greeted by, like, these ghostly moans coming from the bathroom! And, like, Mort's famous guacamole suddenly starts, like, sprouting tentacles or something. It's like, totally crazy, man! I mean, can you imagine trying to enjoy your tamales while, like, dodging flying salsa jars and, like, possessed...

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Hey, like, have you guys ever heard of like, SIX DAYS AT MORT'S MEXICAN RESTAURANT WITH THE HAUNTED BATHROOM? I mean, like, picture this: You walk in all hungry and stuff, but then you're, like, greeted by, like, these ghostly moans coming from the bathroom! And, like, Mort's famous guacamole suddenly starts, like, sprouting tentacles or something. It's like, totally crazy, man! I mean, can you imagine trying to enjoy your tamales while, like, dodging flying salsa jars and, like, possessed...

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Play Hey, like, have you guys ever heard of like, SIX DAYS AT MORT'S MEXICAN RESTAURANT WITH THE HAUNTED BATHROOM? I mean, like, picture this: You walk in all hungry and stuff, but then you're, like, greeted by, like, these ghostly moans coming from the bathroom! And, like, Mort's famous guacamole suddenly starts, like, sprouting tentacles or something. It's like, totally crazy, man! I mean, can you imagine trying to enjoy your tamales while, like, dodging flying salsa jars and, like, possessed...

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Play Mixels glurt's butt and farts moments

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I know I'm supposed to be a chill guy that lowkey doesn't give a fuck, but honestly, I'm tired of pretending. So, fuck it, I'm buying that 15K PC, cause I'm low key just a chill guy.

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I know I'm supposed to be a chill guy that lowkey doesn't give a fuck, but honestly, I'm tired of pretending. So, fuck it, I'm buying that 15K PC, cause I'm low key just a chill guy.

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Play I know I'm supposed to be a chill guy that lowkey doesn't give a fuck, but honestly, I'm tired of pretending. So, fuck it, I'm buying that 15K PC, cause I'm low key just a chill guy.

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That episode was utterly ridiculous, I mean come on, a golden hydrant? How absurd can you get? It's like something out of a bad dream cooked up by an overzealous writer with no regard for logic or reason. But hey, I guess that's just the world we live in now, where even the most outlandish plot twists are fair game.

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That episode was utterly ridiculous, I mean come on, a golden hydrant? How absurd can you get? It's like something out of a bad dream cooked up by an overzealous writer with no regard for logic or reason. But hey, I guess that's just the world we live in now, where even the most outlandish plot twists are fair game.

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Play That episode was utterly ridiculous, I mean come on, a golden hydrant? How absurd can you get? It's like something out of a bad dream cooked up by an overzealous writer with no regard for logic or reason. But hey, I guess that's just the world we live in now, where even the most outlandish plot twists are fair game.