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Al Pacino Sounds

Pacino received a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. He has also starred in the thrillers Heat, The Devil's Advocate, Insomnia and Insomnia.
See also: Al Pacino on stage and screen, List of awards and nominations received by Al Pacino, Scarface (1983 film), Serpico, Donnie Brasco (film), Glengarry Glen Ross (film).

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All train compartments smell vaguely of shit.
Alright, check you later.
Am I talking about the deal?
And I don't get a moment of spare for some bust out humanitarian down on his luck.
And one Cadillac.
And one Cadillac.
And the guy from the bar.
And we loaded.
And when was that check cashed?
And while you're jumping from 1 foot to the next, what is he doing?
And you got your hair all the way up it.
Anyone in this office lives on his wits?
Anything you want, you want it, you got it.
Anything you want, you want it. You got it, you understand.
Are humiliated you Oh my God I'm sorry.
Are you and Jenny gonna be home today?
Are you humiliated you Oh my God I'm sorry.
Are you humiliated you Oh my God I'm sorry.
Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
Bad people go to hell. I don't think so. You think that act that way?
Bon voyage, motherfucker.
Bunch of fucking assholes.
Call me Mr. Slade. Call me Colonel if you must. Just don't call me Sir.
Carry it and blah blah nyborg.
Come on in here, motherfuckers.
Come on, I'm waiting for you.
Come on, you got him in a kitchen.
Dee Ray Morton.
Did you ever take a dump, made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?
Did you ever take a dump, made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?
Did you hear what I said?
Did you hear what I said?
Did you hear what I said?
Dismissed.
Do you know me?
Do you weigh more?
Does that seem clear to you?
Don't call me Sir.
Don't fuck with me, fella. I'm talking about a fucking Cadillac car that you owe me.
Don't fuck with me, fella. I'm talking about a fucking Cadillac car that you owe me.
Don't waste my mother fucking time.
Don't you sharp shoot me.
Everywhere.
For me, I'm saying what it is, it's it's probably not the orgasm.
Forget the deal. The deal is dead.
Forget the deal. The deal is dead.
Fuck little girls. So be it.
Fuck that shit, George.
Fuck that shit, George.
Fuck you too.
Fuck you too.
Fuck you, Dave.
Fuck you, Dave. You know you've got a big mouth.
Fuck you, John.
Fuck you, John.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you. You owe me the car.
Fuck you. You owe me the car.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fucking asshole.
General garbage.
Get her out of here.
Get out of here.
Glory, glory, Hallelujah. Glory, glory, Hallelujah.
God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it.
God.
God.
God.
Great ass.
Guess who?
Guess who?
Guess who?
Guess who?
Guess who?
Guess who?
Guy couldn't find his fucking couch. The living room.
Harriet and blah blah Nyborg.
He gives man instincts.
He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel.
He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time.
He's a tight ass. He's a sadist.
He's an absentee landlord. Warship that never.
He's laughing his sick fucking ass off. He's a tight ass. He's a sadist.
Hear what? I said. Do you hear what I said? Hey pal, your excuses are your own.
Hello, Mr. Schwartz, this is Richard Romer with Premier Properties.
Hello, Mr. Schwartz.
Hello.
Hello.
Here comes the pain.
Hey pal, your excuses are your own.
Hey.
How are you?
How fucked up you are.
How fucked up you are.
How fucked up you are.
How was it?
How you doing?
Huh.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't. You saw my book. I can't.
I care about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections. I'm afraid of man.
I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections. I'm a fan of man.
I do for you. You don't do for me. Is that it?
I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, who's that you're sucking on, you're going out.
I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose Dick you're sucking on, you're going out.
I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose Dick you're sucking on, you're going out.
I don't know.
I don't understand.
I don't want to hear any fucking shit and I don't give a shit.
I don't want to hear any fucking shit and I don't give a shit.
I find out who's fucking cousin you are, I'm going to go to him and figure out a way to have you, alright? Fuck you.
I find out who's fucking cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him and figure out a way to have you, alright? Fuck you.
I find out your fucking cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him and figure out a way to have your fuck you.
I get on a plane.
I get ready for one of those Class A New York style pig fucks.
I got no life.
I had coffee half an hour ago.
I had coffee with Macaulay half an hour ago.
I have a problem.
I hope you ripped the joint off. I can tell our friend here a little something might help him to catch you.
I just phoned downtown. It's on their desk.
I know exactly where your body is. What I'm looking for is some indication of a brain.
I need a family.
I rest my case.
I touch you.
I used to be a regular. I used to come in with a general garbage.
I want a table for two, and I don't mean Siberia.
I will be with you in a while.
I would like a limo.
I'll rub your nose in enlisted men's crud till you don't know which end is up. You understand?
I'm a fan of, man.
I'm busting my balls. Sell your dirt to deadbeats.
I'm doing business.
I'm going downtown and we'll talk to Mitchell Murray.
I'm going to help you fix it.
I'm going to Lemkin.
I'm gonna cry your fucking brains out.
I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began.
I'm in the dark.
I'm saying you don't include Saturday 3 days. It's not a business day.
I'm taking a lunch was like.
I'm waiting for the new leads.
I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have.
If I were a man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place.
If you please.
If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing.
Is that it?
It just cost me $6000.
It's Richard Roma.
It's the goof of all time.
Ja.
Ja.
James Lee.
Jim link.
Jim, Jim.
Jim.
Jim.
Jim.
Jim.
Jim.
Jim.
Jimmy.
John.
Kuma.
Let me give you a little insight information about God.
Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army.
Look, but don't touch.
Monday you invite me to dinner again.
Monday you saw my book.
Money in the mattress.
Money in the mattress.
Montana.
Motherfucker. Why do you feel that? What? What do you think I'm fucking worm like you? I thought you're right. I thought you don't fuck with me. I told you no fucking kiss. Not but you wouldn't lis...
Mountain View 8 units.
Mr. Williamson.
Mr. Williamson.
Murray is going to go out.
My balls feel like concrete.
My Dick's on fire.
My mother fucking die.
My name is Richard Roma.
My name is Richard Roma.
My name is Richard Roma.
No, I don't know. Tell me.
No, I don't know. Tell me.
No, I don't think I will.
No.
No.
No.
No.
None of my business. You wanna push me to answer you?
None of my business. You want to push me to answer you?
None of my business. You want to push me to answer you?
Not to my knowledge, no.
Not to my knowledge, no.
Now I want to talk to you because you're obviously upset.
Now talking to you, Shithead.
Nyborg.
Of course you have three days.
Oh, great.
Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.
Oh, oh, oh.
Ohh be such a fucking chump.
Ohh Christ, I'm sorry.
Ohh what a big man you are. Hey honey, buy a pack of gum. I shot a chew it.
Ohh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.
Ohh, I'm gonna have your job.
Ohh, what a big man you are. Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I show how to chew it.
Ohh, what a big man you are. Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it. Ohh.
Ohh. I'm gonna have your job. Shit.
Ohk OK. Come on in here, motherfucker. I'm waiting for it. Why you ain't coming in?
OK, I'm coming up.
OK, motherfucker.
OK, motherfucker.
OK.
OK.
On my eyes, motherfucker.
One point in fact, of which I spoke to, of which I can't talk to about it here.
One point in fact, of which I spoke to, of which I can't talk to about it here.
Pat.
Patel.
Patel.
Patel.
Patel.
Phone.
Race.
Rather than my Patel.
Rava, Dom Patel.
Ray.
Ray.
Ray.
Remind
Richard Roma.
Right.
See, Because this is how we keep score, Bobby.
Settlement.
Shame on you.
Shame on you.
Shit.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Sick fucking ass off. He's a tight ass. He's a sadist.
Some Broads forearm on your neck.
Something upset you?
Stop deluding yourself.
T Ray Morton.
Take the fucking wax out of your ears.
Talk about a fucking beat that would SAP anyone soft.
Taste. Don't swallow.
Thank you. I'll call back later. Thank you.
That concerns me.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
The board.
The great fucks you may have had, what do you remember about him?
The guy from the bar.
The statute is for your protection. I have no complaint with that. In fact, I was a member of the Board when we drafted it, so quite the opposite.
These are tight.
They're stupid. Fucking cunt, you idiot.
This is Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade.
This is me.
This is me.
This is Mr. Frank Slade.
This is Richard Romer with Premier Property.
This is Ricky Roma from last night.
This is Ricky Roma.
This is Ricky.
This is such a crock of shit.
This is such a crock of shit.
This smears.
Those eyes. I was at home.
Three business days. They mean three business days.
Three days.
To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy. Your company, man.
To help us, not to fuck us up.
To help us, not to fuck us up.
To help us, not to fuck us up. To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy. Your company, man.
Today. Today. Which in any case it was not, as there was something on the agreement I wanted to go over with you in any case.
Touch, but don't taste.
UH D Ray Morton.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait. Wait.
Wait a second.
We got a moron here, is that it?
We talked about this, remember?
Well, answer me.
Well, answer me.
Well, answer me.
Well, I tell you, let me give you a little insight information about God.
Well, you ain't coming in.
Went out there tonight.
Were the members of a dying breed.
What a big man you are. Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it. Ohh.
What am I going to do all month?
What am I going to do this month?
What am I going to do this month?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you dying of? Some wasting disease?
What are you going to do about it, asshole?
What are you going to do about it, asshole?
What are you going to do about it?
What are you gonna do about it? Asshole.
What did I say to you?
What do you say I buy you a cup of coffee?
What do you want here?
What do you want?
What does that mean?
What have we got?
What is this, your farewell speech?
What is this, your farewell speech?
What is your motto here?
What kind of a show are you guys putting on here today?
What say the words?
What the fuck you gotta tell me?
What time do you have?
What time do you have?
What time do you have?
What was that service feature you talk about?
What was the earliest that it could have been cashed?
What were my words to you?
What you're hired for is to help us. Does that seem clear to you?
What you're hired for is to help us. Does that seem clear to you?
What?
What?
What?
What? You can't do what?
What's the fucking point? In any case, I gotta argue with you.
What's the game plan, Kevin?
What's the point? What's the fucking point? In any case, I got to argue with you.
What's your hired for is to help us. Does that seem clear to you?
When did you write the chair?
Where are you from?
Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot.
Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot.
Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot.
Where was I? I was at home.
Where was I? I was at home.
Where were you last night?
Where were you last night?
Where were you last night?
Where you going?
Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway?
Who are you up against it now, motherfuckers?
Who in their right mind could possibly deny the 20th century was entirely mine?
Who is this?
Who said fuck the machine?
Who the hell do you think you're talking to?
Who the hell you think you're talking to?
Who, who, who are?
Who?
Who's there?
Whoever told you that you could work with men?
Whoever told you that you could work with men?
Why did she do that, Jim?
Why did she do that?
Why not?
Why?
Why?
Will someone get this guy off my back please?
With what, John? With what?
Worship that never.
Yes, I have a problem.
Yes, I have a problem. Yes I do my friend.
Yes, it is.
Yes, yes, I confess I did it.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You can smell it.
You can't do what?
You closed them today?
You company man.
You don't count Saturday.
You fairy.
You fairy.
You fairy.
You fucking child.
You fucking child.
You get befuddled by a middle class morality. Get shot of it. Shut it out.
You got something on your mind. What is it?
You got the stats spread out.
You idiot.
You just cost me $6000.
You just cost me $6000.
You know me.
You know why?
You know your business. I know mine. Your business being an asshole.
You know your business. I know mine. Your business being an asshole.
You look on the plots, you go home, you'll see.
You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is.
You ready?
You sharp shooting me, punk?
You stupid fucking cunt.
You stupid fucking cunt.
You tell me what it is.
You tell me what it is.
You think you're big time?
You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something. We're all queer.
You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something. We're all queer.
You told me close bus and so you get the car.
You told me close thus and so you get the car.
You understand?
You want to learn the first rule you would know if you ever spent a day in your life.
You want to learn the first rule you would know if you ever spent a day in your life. You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is.
You were saying?
You were saying?
You were saying?
You're eating her crumb cake.
You're fucking shit.
You're fucking shit.
You're gonna fucking die big time.
You're in your short sleeves.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're stupid fucking cunt, you idiot.
Your client.
Your company, man.
Your company, man.
Your excuses are your own.
Your farewell to the troops.
Your father pedals car telephones at a 300% marker, your mother works on heavy Commission and a camera store graduated to it from espresso machines.
Your God damn right I am.
Your power closes. All it comes out of your mouth is bile.
$6000.
$6000.
$6000.
26 years on the line. Nobody ever busted me 4 grades before.
8 units, Mountain View.
8:00.
815.
はい。
先生。

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