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Ain't nobody talking to you?
And it begins.
Aspen, Co.
At the detective agency.
Atkins friendly potato sticks arranged according to size from largest to smallest.
Being a grown up sucks.
Blah.
Bone appetit ****** ***
Bought
Boy, I am so beat from doing adult stuff all day.
Britney Spears.
But a moron with large breasts you can use as mountains for your Matchbox cars or whatever it is grown up. Stew with large breasts.
But I.
Cold I've been so bloody naughty I need to be taught a lesson in you're the one to do it.
Colorado.
Come on, discipline me, make me wear panties, rub dirt in my eye, violate me with a wine bottle.
Cool whip
Cool whip
Cool whip yeah.
Cut green beans.
Damn you, I will not be ignored.
Dingo and the baby.
Do women like it when you treat them like crap?
Do you know what the capital of this state is?
Do.
Don't you think you should spank me or slice my nostril?
Go to hell.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey baby
Hi.
How would you like to come down here and get naked for us?
I am so hungry.
I am the Supreme ruler of the neighborhood of make believe.
I am thinking very seriously about getting a job as Spiderman.
I can't deal with you right now, alright, you're suffocating me. I need my space.
I don't believe it.
I don't know.
I have a secret value.
I know.
I love you.
I should be more reluctant to take my clothes off, but I'm not because my stepfather had boundary issues.
I thought so.
I'll be getting more sex than that Wisconsin Nymphomaniac who used to live upstairs.
I'll make you a hamburger.
I'm a baby for God sake.
I'm a stripper.
I'm working my way through college.
Is she ********
Is there something wrong with me?
It's like she's ******* 5.
Just in case, I'll say it again.
Louis Louis Louis Louis Louis.
Make me wear panties. Rub dirt in my eye. Violate me with a wine bottle.
Maybe we could talk about something else.
Mum, mum, mum, mummy, mummy, mummy, Mama Mama, Mama MA MA, MA MA, mum, mum mum mum mummy mommy Mama Mama Mama.
My God, I'm cooler than Chester, Cheetah.
No, alright.
No, go to hell.
No.
No.
No.
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh dear, God somebody help.
Oh God, outstanding.
Oh my God, no. The cow says Moo.
Oh my God, that's horrible.
Oh my God.
Oh my.
Oh thank God. Oh thank God.
Oh this is fun, huh?
Oh yeah, well, you know about women.
Oh, it is so hard to find funny women. Ann you are hilarious.
Oh, now I get it. She's a moron.
Oh, so women aren't just irrational, they're totally insane.
Olivia
Perhaps I'll make it blue. Who Can you imagine such a world?
Really.
Robert.
Rubert
Rupert.
Shut up, I am so sick of hearing that.
Slap me across the face like a *****
So you are just the worst type of person.
South Attleboro, MA.
Stephanie Griffin
Stephen Griffith
Stewie Griffin
Stewie Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Sound
Stewie Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Sound
Stewie Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Sound
Stewie Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Sound
Stewie Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Sound
Stewie Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Sound
Stewie Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Sound
Stewie Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Sound
Stewie Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Sound
Stewie Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Sound
Stewie Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Sound
Stewie Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Sound
Thank you.
Thanks.
Topica
Warn the villagers, 'cause here comes the cuddle monster.
We can do this one of two ways. I can bust your balls to pieces right now, or we can spread it out over the course of the day.
We have yet to have sex.
We should play restaurant with my play DoH.
Well, I think I have a surprise for somebody.
Well, if you must know, I'm thinking very seriously about getting a job as Spiderman.
Well, if you think I'm a baby, then perhaps I should act like a baby, where where, where?
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
What was that?
What you talking about? Just saying it cool whip you put cool whip on pie pie taste better with cool whip.
What you've done is more horrible than sex with Sharon Stone.
What?
What's for dinner?
What's for dinner?
What's that, Sir?
Where, where, where?
Who is that?
Who let me have some of that cool whip?
Why can't you just admit what's going on here?
Why don't you go away? I don't want to be your friend.
Why is it so hard? I didn't know it was gonna be so hard, uh?
Women respond when you treat them like crap.
Wow, look at how gay we are. I am so gay with my gayness.
Wow, wow wow, what was that?
Yeah, I've been nude on camera whatever.
Yeah, you want some of this Maury PO *****
Yeah.
Yes, I'll just have flat water.
Yes.
Yo bloused
You *** ** * ***** don't even joke about that.
You are having sex with me so good.
You can't have a pie without cool whip.
You horses ***
You know that, right?
You owe me.
You suck man.
You suck.
You suck.
You're welcome.
***** I thought I said, just shut up and be looking fine.
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