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Ah, sweet.
Ah, that's good old fashioned family racism.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Aha.
All I care about is that we have our alone time.
All right, you know what? If you're not gonna laugh, then I'm not gonna keep you company.
Alright then, let's do it.
Alright, it sucks.
And at the end of the day, if you're exhausted and your face is dripping wet, well, that just means you did a good job.
And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
And I've got a proposal that I guarantee you can't refuse.
And let's do it.
And that, people, is what grinds my gears.
And to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is, is, is, is just bogus.
And what, uh, what's going on?
Anybody horny?
Are we gonna go out?
Are you guys are crazy?
As everybody doing.
Awesome.
Awful lot of honkies in here.
Bam bam bam.
Bam bam, bam, bam bam.
Bitch.
Booga booga booga booga booga.
Boy, I tell you that really grinds my gears.
Britney Spears.
Bunch of honeydew.
But I don't see you coming up with anything.
But I've decided to do something about it.
By establishing the National Association for the Advancement of Fat People.
Captain Kirk.
Chill.
Clean mess.
Clean Peter mess.
Cleveland.
Close, but still no.
Cocaine.
Come on man, that's not fair.
Come on, take the starter off your pants.
Crying
Crystal Pepsi.
Damn it.
Damn stupid Penguins.
Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.
Did you just say I was fat?
Did you witness the events that took place on that fateful day?
Diego.
Do you think so?
Do you think so?
Does it mean I don't gotta pay?
Don't try any of your salesman funny business.
Douchebags.
Either my esophagus just got shorter or I'm about to throw up.
Ella Fitzgerald Griffin.
England.
Ey!
Ey.
Filthy, stinky prostitute.
For God's sake.
From what?
Fuck you.
Gay.
Genital warts?
Get out of this house.
Get out. Get out of this house.
Gina Davis.
God damn you for being so funny.
Good morning Hebrews in sheep brews.
Good, good, good.
Good, good, good. Yeah. Yeah. They're too good. Matter of fact.
Goodnight losers.
Goodnight morons.
Half naked, would you? Would you little outfits?
Have a good night, Shane.
He would travel from place to place, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap would be the leap home.
Hello, Shelly.
Hello.
Hey there bro. How's it going?
Hey there, bro.
Hey, hey, it's Peter Griffin.
Hey, hey, somebody hey.
Hey, how about all those coupons in the Sunday paper, right, some good deals there.
Hey, how are ya?
Hey, how'd you like to lose a bunch of teeth?
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, I'm Peter.
Hey, love you.
Hey, you guys seen my son?
Hey, you know, I went into a store last week and they wanted 800 bucks for a TV, but I pushed them down to 500.
Hey, you're crazy.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, I'm Peter Griffin.
Horse slut. Bitch.
How am I gonna come up with that kind of money?
How do you deal with?
How inappropriate of me.
How you doing?
How? That's right. How inappropriate of me.
How'd you like to lose a bunch of teeth?
Huh.
I am from Japan.
I can't drive, I don't know when to cross the street, and I took a dump in a church confessional, which I guess they frown upon if you're not homeless.
I don't have to take that from you.
I don't know.
I don't really know that much about any kinky stuff.
I don't wanna.
I got a coupon for Sizzler with your name on it.
I hate that.
I have a triple cheeseburger and a large fries.
I have something to tell you.
I haven't been this disappointed since I lost my virginity.
I haven't felt this out of place since that week I lived with Superman.
I I I don't. I can't.
I just found out I'm retarded.
I know what this is.
I know what you want.
I need to talk to you about something kind of personal.
I want you to shave my back.
I'll get to you in a moment, Sir.
I'm a Jehovah's witness here to spread the good news of the story of Jesus Christ.
I'm a Jehovah's witness.
I'm fat.
I'm gonna be a Mormon.
I'm gonna help make this a fat man's world.
I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach.
I'm not quite sure how to say this.
I'm not really sure what to do here.
I'm Peter Griffin.
I'm Peter Griffin.
I'm tasting you right now and it tastes awful.
I've been wanting to talk to you about something.
If I die tomorrow, there's nothing people would Remember Me for.
Instead, I'm gonna eat the whore out of you.
Is it perfect? No.
Is that that now, Mrs that's that.
Is that what you're trying to why? Why you leaping around there, throwing those things all up and over there on my face?
Is there going to be any nudity?
It sort of turns out that I'm technically mentally retarded.
It's going to happen.
It's hard, jagged and tastes like alcohol.
It's just not doing it today.
It's not like we're gonna have a gay sex orgy in the living room.
Jackass.
Jackass.
Jackie Chan.
Jaja.
Je.
Jesus a Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus was a miracle worker.
Jesus.
Joan.
Joe.
John kushak.
Just let me do all the work.
Kaiser Permanente.
Kirk.
Kobe Bryant.
Lara Flynn Boyle.
Let me give you a minute to absorb that.
Let me just go ahead and stop you right.
Like hell you were.
Like that guy who convinced me to buy that pet Tyrannosaurus.
Lindsay Lohan.
Lois.
Lois.
Look at all these prostitutes.
Love you.
Made.
Marie Claire.
Me.
Meg.
Mel freaking way.
Mel Gibson.
My name's Peter.
My whole world has been turned upside down. Black is east, up is white.
No one's cleaned my belly button in a long time.
No, no, this is Peter Griffin.
No.
No.
No.
Not necessarily.
Now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck.
Oh my God, you're serious.
Oh my God.
Oh, come on buddy, you owe me.
Oh, oh God. Sorry, sorry.
Ohh boy.
Ohh crap.
Ohh gay.
Ohh God ohh you OK alright honey.
Ohh God that is nasty.
Ohh God.
Ohh I love you so much.
Ohh I love you so much. Delicious French fry wife.
Ohh man, how am I gonna come up with that kind of money?
Ohh no I broke my hip.
Ohh no no no no no no.
Ohh no.
Ohh screw you.
Ohh sorry I dialed the wrong number.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh, come on.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Our sun would like to plow you.
Paid, yeah.
Parents need to control their kids.
Pasadena.
Peekaboo.
Pepsi.
Peter Griffin.
Peter Griffin.
Peter.
Power right nakisha.
Prostitutes.
Q.
Really.
Say good night, your bum.
Shelly.
Show you where you ever been with a woman.
Shut the hell up.
So you guys are from Canada?
Somebody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years.
Sorry about that.
Sorry, I accidentally gave you VD.
South America.
Stacked a bunch of honeydew.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Strange lady.
Surprise.
Sweet.
Ted Danson.
Tell me what you want.
Terrific.
Thank you, sweetie.
That is awesome.
That is nasty.
That turn you on?
That's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.
That's the way it is. It's nobody's fault.
The five.
The girls are stupid anyway.
The passion of the Christ.
The son of a bitch.
This is gonna be a fun afternoon.
This is more awkward than having sex with a rhinoceros who doesn't love you anymore.
This is Peter Griffin.
This sucks.
Truly disgusting.
Truly disgusting. Like salty garbage.
Uh.
Um.
Umm.
Vicious. Terrible.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, hang on a second.
We all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone.
We attach.
We're gonna have to have an orgy.
We're scary.
Well then we are on two different wavelengths.
Well, excuse me for being retarded.
Well, I don't know what to do. I mean, I don't really know that much about any kinky stuff.
Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible is way too long to read.
Well, I guess I should be going.
Well, I say it's wrong.
Well, I tell you what you want. You want nothing.
Well, I will see you Monday.
Well, let's just say I know my way around a hole.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you know, I took this test and it sort of turns out that I'm technically mentally retarded.
What a glorious ******* day.
What are you talking about?
What are you trying to do, get me fired?
What are you trying to say?
What do you say you and me go get a couple of beers?
What do you want?
What if I could just move it an inch where you attach me?
What if I sold you my daughter?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell is happening to you?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is your problem?
What the hell?
What was the point of all that?
What?
What?
What?
What? I don't know any better.
What? What do you what do you want?
What? What's going on in there?
What's for dinner?
What's going on in there?
What's going on, buddy?
What's going on?
When I'm when I'm in a restaurant right, trying to enjoy my dinner and and little baby junior son of a bitch over there is screaming his head off.
Where exactly in the Bible does it say a man can't fire off some knuckle children in the privacy of his own neighbors living room while his neighbors at work because I don't have a DVD player.
Where'd you get a stupid idea like that?
Who is this?
Who let you back in the house?
Who was the chick on Remington Steele?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Why are you so fat?
Why the hell didn't I see it coming?
Why?
With all those little outfits jumping around here on stage.
Would you be offended if I said I'd like to use your ass as a bongo drum?
Wow, strange lady, you're so sexy.
Wow, you are some kind of sorcerer.
Wow.
X-rated pornos and fully nude people fornicate for the camera and stuff comes out. Get my meaning.
Yeah, priest and a rabbi go into the supermarket and the priest wants to buy a ham and the rabbi says I can't eat it like it's forbidden, couldn't eat it, not allowed. Pick. Pigs are like superhero...
Yeah, that's a bunch of crap.
Yeah, that's right. I'm your daddy.
Yeah, this is gonna be a fun afternoon.
Yeah, you know, what the hell would you then? Yeah, go to hell. Go to hell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. You break all the rules, yeah.
Yo, messy beast.
Yo, Shaun of a bitch.
You America.
You are so fucking funny.
You are some kind of sorcerer.
You can kick and scream all you want, but it's. It's going to happen.
You can visit my ass.
You can't get a Gaga Gaga Gaga.
You clean for me.
You clean mess.
You clean Peter mess.
You dirty girl.
You don't deserve to have sex with me.
You ever been with a woman?
You filthy hobo.
You gotta be yanking me.
You gotta.
You know what really grinds my gears?
You know what would be in return.
You know, I just wanted to ask, you know, how do you deal with it?
You look like if I touched you, you'd be sticky. And frankly, you smell bad.
You made clean for me, Peter.
You made clean for me.
You made.
You owe me.
You suck.
You wanna go at chimchar?
You wanna meet my wife?
You want nothing.
You.
You.
You.
You're a businessman, I'm a businessman. And I've got a proposal that I guarantee you can't refuse.
You're dead.
You're looking for an ass race.
You're pretty much offensive to all 5 senses.
You're right. You're up there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer.
You're so sexy.
You've been pregnant for like 6 years. Alright, either have the baby or don't.
Your husband is never going to sleep with you again.
Your wife's cheating on you.
Your wife's cheating on you.
Zee.
4.
6.
7.
500.
716 ounce steaks.
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へえああ?
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