Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard Edit

Afraid I can't do that

After you

Ah man i've seen some crazy ass shit in my time

Ain't no fucking ballpark

All I want to hear from your ass is doing that no problem

And I don't quite trust you yet

And I want you to fucking acknowledge

And when I get nervous I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.

And when mother fuckers get scared that's when mother fuckers accidentally get shot

Asking

Back off i'm getting a little pissed to you

Bad mother fucker

Big brain

Big Kahuna Burger ? Part 1

Big Kahuna Burger ? Part 2

Big Kahuna Burger ? Part 3

Big Kahuna Burger ? Part 4

Big Kahuna Burger ? Part 5

Blessed

Blow off

Blow off 2

But I don't want that and you don't want that

But I don't want that pt1

But I don't want that pt2

But I don't want that pt3

But you told me no you can't say no

Call an ambulance

Can't hear

Concentration

Cool

Cool

Cool in the gang you know we don't wanna fucking shit up

Correct a mundo

Correct a mundo

Correct a mundo

Correctamundo

Correctamundo

Count to 3 pt1

Count to 3 pt2

Count to 3 pt3

Count to 3 pt4

Count to 3 pt5

Count to 3 pt6

Country

Describe Marsellus

Describe what Marcellus Wallace look like

Die hard

Do you like anime? #anime #samuel l jackson

Do you see me tell us everything here

Doctor Beth Halperin

Does he look like a bitch

Does he look like a bitch

Does he look like a bitch

Does he look like a bitch pt1

Does he look like a bitch pt2

Does he look like a bitch pt3

Does he look like a bitch?

Don't do that don't fucking blow this shit off

Don't do that don't fucking blow this shit off

Don't fuck with me around seven lightning bolt up your ass

Don't give me attitude sir

Don't give me attitude sir

Don't put me in this position right

Don't want that

Dont jive me

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Eating and a foot massage pt1

Eating and a foot massage pt2

English

English in what

English mother fucker do you speak it

English mother fucker do you speak it

English mother fucker do you speak it

English mother fucker pt2

English mother fucker pt3

Evil man

Excuse me

Ezekiel 2517

Fat

Fat 2

Fell 4 stories

Finished

Five five five zero zero zero one

Foot massages pt1

Foot massages pt2

Formula511

Formula513

Fresh

Fuck ****** what the fuck

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you 1

Fuck you 2

Fuck you just do without man

Fucked up repugnant shit

Funny I was thinking the same thing

Funny I was thinking the same thing

Get the fuck out my face

Get the fuck out my face with that shit

Get the fuck out my face with that shit

Give my answers frighten you vincent then you should cease asking scary questions

God damn

God knows what you're doing

Gone

Good

Good Burger

Got it

Gourmet

Ha ha ha

Had say

Had say 2

Hamburgers

Hamburgers pt1

Hamburgers pt2

Hamburgers the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast

Hang in there, baby

He look

Here's the situation pt1

Here's the situation pt2

Here's the situation pt3

Here's the situation pt4

Hey hey hey that's enough i'm getting a boner here right

Hey i'm talking to you

Hey kids

Hey man

Hold on a minute while I pull that out of my ass

Holiday inn jet speaking

Holy shit

How we doin, baby

How we doing baby

How would you know that

How you boys doing

How you doing baby

I ain't threatening you pt1

I ain't threatening you pt2

I don't give a damn

I don't remember asking you a god damn thing

I don't remember asking you a god damn thing

I don't remmeber asking you a god damn thing

I don't wanna hear an if pt1

I don't wanna hear an if pt2

I don't want that

I felt the touch of god

I just wanna tell you with a real pleasure watching you work

I need to use the garage for couple hours

I thought so

I thought so

I wanna hear about no motherfucking tips

I will call your fucking kids

I will never forgive your ass

I will personally hire men to ask fuck you for the next ten years so if you're an ass fucking fan you go ahead and mouth off

I'd knock that shit off if I was you

I'd knock this shit off there with you

I'll sit need my muffin and drinking my coffee replaying the incident in my head when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity

I'm always frank and ernest with women in new york i'm frank in chicago in earnest

I'm not going to jail today

I'm on the motherfucker

I'm on the motherfucker go back in there chill them ****as out and wait for the cavalry which should be coming directly

I'm proud of you

I'm proud of you

I'm sorry did I break your concentration pt1

I'm sorry did I break your concentration pt2

I'm sorry did I break your concentration pt3

I'm sorry tomatic invite

I'm super fly TNT on the guns are never wrong

I'm thinking how much my balls hurt

If my answers frighten you

Impossible

It was a real pleasure watching you work

It's almost over

It's an interesting point

It's an interesting point

It's cool in the gang you know we don't want fucking shit up

It's jules

It's no never come up

It's the one that says bad motherfucker

Jack in a box

JackieBrown2

Jewels

Jewels vinson

Jules

Just don't put me in this position right

Just hang in there baby

Just listen up pt1

Just listen up pt2

Kahuna Burger

Keep chilling

Knock off

Let me take a quess here pt1

Let me take a quess here pt2

Let me take a quess here pt4

Let me take a wild guess here

Look

Look 2

Look my friend this is just where you and I differ

Man

Marcellus

Marsellus

Marsellus look like

Marsellus Wallace

Marvin

McDonald's

Me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast

MenaceIISociety

Mia

Modify could do that shit to me he better paralyze my ass 'cause I killed my fucking know what i'm saying

Most definitely

Most definitely

Most definitely

Mother fucker

Mother fucker

Mother fucker

Mother fucker

Mother fucker do that shit to me

Mr Wolf

Mushroom

My friend this is just where you and I differ

My name 's pit

My name 's pit

My name is zeus

My names pitt

Nathan J waldman PHD

Nervous

Nervous 2

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No no no 1

No no no 2

No no no no no

No no no no no

No no no no no

No not talk of enjoying your pop goes the weasel

Not sure

Nutritious

Of himself he is so funny

Oh i'm sorry did I break your concentration

Oh i'm sorry did I break your concentration

OK ringo

Oldboy2

On foyer burned the darn muffins

One of us have made a gross error