A 30 page document laying out the Good Friday Agreement
A A And...
A and and this is my husband, erm...
A bit, yes.
A box.
A calling's a calling.
A chairde.
A couple of drinks in her memory.
A couple of spotty kids or a grown man?
A crying bitch.
A face hat?
A fair bit, nail polish wise.
A family member? Mammy?
A ghost story they'll hardly believe.
A gift that allows me to connect
A hot air balloon, but I always thought that that was really...
A juice for the wean. I'll take a KitKat.
A lip liner, a mascara... Shite!
A lot.
A magician, firework display, karaoke machine,
A man that doesn't talk. She is living the dream, girls.
A military uniform.
A new car. Do you like it?
A new suit? Dunnes were having a sale.
A problem grasping the concept here, Joe.
A record breaking turnout, an overwhelming majority.
A red box.
A referendum is about to take place,
A toothbrush, and one of those wee face hats.
A voice told me to walk towards it.
A woman.
A'right, D Dog? OK, we need some balloons, streamers...
Aaw! Thank you, Sister.
About five of you managed to colonise half the planet,
About him maybe getting, I dunno, killed or something.
About last night, Erin...
About the boys' school being here, I mean.
About the engagement.
About this joint, which has caused you to lose
About what? About the summer of '77. About the leavers' disco.
Absolute arsehole.
Absolutely flying on the co codamol.
Absolutely not!
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. Agreed. Aye.
Academically, absolutely!
Ach, Aideen, what about you?
Ach, away of that.
Ach, Daddy. Love to know
Ach, don't be such a lick, Geraldine.
Ach, don't start banging on about punk, Deidre.
Ach, I wouldn't be interested in a man like Gabriel, Daddy.
Ach, I'm not bothered with that, love. Your mother had a tattoo.
Ach, I'm still not convinced, you know, Mary.
Ach, isn't this lovely?
Ach, it's just one of my wee interests. Really?
Ach, Jesus Christ!
Ach, Joe, Gerry. You keeping well?
Ach, Mary, come on, that's ridiculous.
Ach, Mary, don't give her the satisfaction. Yeah, she's a dick.
Ach, no, I'll be grand.
Ach, splitting the booking just made sense, you know, price wise.
Ach, sure, is there any point in raking it all up again?
Ach, that's awful. I can't remember a bloody thing.
Ach, we should let sleeping dogs do whatever they want, Deidre.
Ach, would you look who it is.
ACTORS WHISPER: Hope, hope, hope...
Admit it, Gabriel you're just a pervert
After all, girls! Clare, you little lesbian legend!
After me...
After the ceasefire they've all this stuff just lying about,
After what happened with my roof, you know.
Aged six and up it said on the box.
Ah, ah.
Ah, don't look at me like that, you.
Ah, fuck a doodle doo!
Ah, I love his wee toy car.
Ah, if you're making one.
Ah, it's herself. How are you keeping, Sheila?
Ah, Jim. What about ya?
Ah, look at these.
Ah, not great, I'm afraid. I caught dementia.
Ah, she's here!
Ah, sorry, no, our security guard Norman.
Ah, that's a great suit.
Ah, there we are!
Ah! Emily Bronte. Wow, what a genius.
Ah. Here, hold on, son.
Ah. I can't believe we're gonna see him play live.
Ah. I'll pass that on.
Ah. Sister Michael. Hi.
Ahem!
Aideen. That's it. Aideen O'Shea was massive.
Alex, don't leave me.
All I did was try and speak the truth, and...
All I did was...
All right, Conor. The truth is, you never satisfied me sexually.
All right, Erin?
All right, girls. Martin not with you?
All right, Juliet and Juliet, let's go.
All right, just whack them in there.
All right, love.
All right, Madstab, how's it going? Not bad.
All right, Mary Poppins? I've had a shocker, girls!
All right, Mary, how's it going?
All right, Mary? Do you want to play Guess Who?
All right, then, off you go. Are you not heading home now?
All right, Vicky? You're looking well.
All right?
All right? Where's James?
All that forbidden desire.
All the gays say lezzie.
All the lads.
All the old friends that didn't make it.
All this time, and we haven't said a word.
Almost one?! Is that it? Are you sure?
Although I'm starting university next year.
Amen.
Americans are such fucking heathens!
An aneurysm?
An hour? That wean's not well.
And a bag of Tayto. What flavour?
And a gun. An actual gun.
And a lot of absolute rides are gonna storm in here
And a pair of pliers, some hairspray,
And a word with myself.
And all it did was make me realise
And all the things I hadn't said
And also
And American Gigolo is not suitable viewing for teenage girls.
And buy him Fatboy Slim tickets, because he's such a big fan.
And dead people don't need jobs.
And dickhead or not, I'll have to stick with him.
And even if we could, she's booked up until next year.
And for the fact that this costume makes my rack look so, so cracker.
And for the love of suffering Jesus, take him with ye.
And for you information, Erin,
And fork out another 30 quid?
And FYI, it's pronounced Tomas.
And give the place a bit of a going over.
And handing them to the driver, and he was like,
And has now been vindicated as innocent!
And he asks me if I'd do him the honour of accepting it.
And he pulls over, and he whips out...
And he said he can get her to play your party
And he's going to come over here, he's going to find his bag,
And headed up to town with the money securely tucked away in his pocket.
And how is that different?
And I can wear my white hot pants,
And I do not want disturbed is that understood?
And I don't expect you to say anything,
And I don't want her to hear me. Who are you talking to, James?
And I for one will never forgive myself for that.
And I get cornered by your Uncle Colm. Christ.
And I get why Mammy wanted to move.
And I just wanted to invite you peeps along.
And I said absolutely not. I see. Well, sure all's well...
And I thought to myself,
And I want yous to give me an honest answer.
And I will floor you. I will lay you out.
And I'd just generally like
And I'm not actually sure this is such a good idea any more.
And I'm taking the Kimberleys.
And I'm trying to save for a holiday, so...
And I'm wondering if me taking this ring has somehow led Ciaran
And if it is run away from home bad,
And if our dreams get broken along the way...
And if that means that we must spend a night in Donegal,
And if they're anything like our parents,
And is point blank refusing to give them back.
And it turns out he fancies the whole of me.
And it was the wrong platform, and I ran across,
And it won an Oscar!
And it's totes freaking me out, to be honest.
And James Maguire.
And just come together... And fight ghosts.
And know we did something once.
And legs like that should not be hidden away.
And let's choose hope.
And let's face it, you could be doing with a bit of bronzer, Mary.
And make a couple of fake videos for You've Been Framed.
And make the journey all alone because we abandoned her,
And maybe a wee bit scary too, you know.
And my stuff is all the way up the other end, so...
And neither of us have so much as a base coat on yet.
And not only did they offer tickets for you, James and your friends,
And now I need to give all of my sponsorship money back.
And now my right ear has closed over.
And now that I'm out, I'm going to do some good.
And now you're absolutely stealing my thunder.
And now your father is going to kill the poor fella?
And now, with only days until the referendum takes place,
And open your hearts. That is all I need.
And place your palms flat against the wall!
And put them in a storage cupboard, or whatever?
And really they are just a big bunch of BLEEP themselves, so...
And riding. Quick question on the old riding front there.
And say that that head injury was much worse than what we thought,
And secondly, to allow us to govern ourselves from here,
And she was mad. Sure, didn't she get banged up?
And shimmy.
And snog the faces off us.
And sure, if I hadn't been in the middle of a Maeve Binchy,