I Love You Man (2009) Edit

A big pile of. . . A plate of dirt, or something.

A guy without friends can be really clingy.

A ski trip, a weekend in Vegas.

About wanting to open up another branch.

Absolutely, and l've gotten many nibbles this week.

After Anwar Sadat, former president of Egypt.

Again you're gonna watch the Wonder Emporium?

All along the perimeter here. And. . . Come here.

All right, buddy, great set. Take five, I'll come rub you down.

All right, enough of that. Let's just take the picture, all right?

All right, he put up some billboards. Put up some billboards.

All right, I'll see you around.

All right, I'm gonna hit you up with a little iTunes acción.

All right, I'm gonna take this panini for the road.

All right, let me ask you a question. Why are you marrying her?

All right, look, Zooey, just to clarify here,

All right, man. You have my number, yeah?

All right, maybe I was wrong. Let's see the back.

All right, now people are really upset.

All right, so you break it off with your ex girlfriend. . .

All right, well, how come?

All right, well, we should probably hit the road.

All right, well, we should probably hit the road.

All right, yeah. I gotta get to bed early, anyway.

All right, you guys, I'll call you later. Love you.

All right. All right, Debbie. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye.

All right. Hope you're having a great day.

All right. I'll see you in a jiff.

All right. Laters on the menjay.

All right. Take it easy, Magooch.

All right. We're gonna grab some drinks.

All right. Well, you shared that information with me, didn't you?

Also, you gotta understand, Zooey.

Am I cool with that?

An opportunity came up. I thought I would ask. No big deal.

And all his dude friends just fell by the wayside.

And did you see his wedding ring? Straight as an arrow.

And finally, we got Zooey.

And get on. . . Get out of my dreams and into my car.

And go to Rush concerts

And Hank Mardukas.

And he goes down on you like six times a week.

And he thought I was gay, and it was just. . .

And he's so big and you're so tiny, and I just. . .

And heIIo to Sydney if you guys are stiII together.

And I did it then.

And I didn't really know what to do.

And I had a showing and. . .

And I realized I couldn't let you get married without your best man.

And I saw your biIIboards. I'm very impressed with your ads.

And I want you to.

And I wanted to give you this.

And I'm only a 7, so, come on.

And if you could have those billboards taken down. . .

And it's not just because she wanted an extra order of slippery shrimp.

And let's live in that time.

And now I know it was the taste of betrayal.

And now you know how I feel when there's no privacy

And ride a tandem bicycle down the Venice Boardwalk for all I care.

And she's really curious as to what was going on inside that hatch.

And something with sour mix in it for her.

And sometimes you gotta let it out. Try it.

And squeeze in a little jam session?

And still have enough money left over for the reception in Santa Barbara.

And still have enough money left over for the reception in Santa Barbara.

And talk about how we can tag team the Ferrigno deal?

And talk about real estate and whatnot. Or whatnot. And. . .

And telling Hailey and Denise about the hot tub in Mexico isn't?

And that's why I'm here.

And that's why we're having another open house this weekend.

And the condoms?

And the thing about a man like that, a man like Peter,

And then I showed up there and I was just. . . I got so nervous.

And then never call them again.

And then there's Robbie.

And then they have really loud, intense make up sex.

And there's a beautiful bevy of attractive and newly single women.

And there's a beautiful bevy of attractive and newly single women.

And there's no sticky mess to clean up.

And three quarters of the Rush songbook later, here we are.

And to stop kissing strange men.

And we will talk when I talk to you.

And we wish only the best for you both.

And we'll still suck. Yeah. I'll give you a call.

And what about you?

And when your divorcées come over, you put them away?

And yet we're not supposed to talk about it? Why?

And you and your bud Sydney can hang out and beat up Lou Ferrigno

And you can tell me anything.

And you don't know why you're marrying me?

And you end up marrying some totaIIy awesome guy

And you took me to this concert, which is cool,

And you were right. I'm gonna sell the Ferrigno place.

And, yeah, I know, that's the way he is. That's his thing.

And, you know, it made me nervous.

And, you know, we're paying for the wedding ourselves.

And. . .

Anybody seen my manchette?

Anyway, I was wondering if you ever wanted to get together

Anyway, listen, I got a house full of leftover Koo Koo Roo,

Arch an eyebrow for me. Other eyebrow.

Arch your eyebrow up. No, not both, just one.

Are you kidding me?

Aren't you gonna pick up your dog's shit, shit giant?

Awesome tux.

Barely grew up together in the same house.

Barry hates when I'm in the house during his poker night.

Beatles, Stones. On a count of three.

Because Barry loves hanging out with his friends, too.

Because guys don't do that.

Because I asked her why we were getting married.

Because I felt something that I haven't felt in years,

Because I wanted to cause you some physical pain,

Because I'm pregnant.

Because I'm totally weirded out about what's going on between you two.

Because if Hailey doesn't find a date before the wedding,

Because it's a big piece of house.

Because it's poker night here. it's always poker night here.

Because this is, after all, Peter's favorite restaurant to bring all of his dates.

Because you needed to fill out your wedding party.

Because you're afraid I won't be able to hang out every night.

Because you're speaking honestly, all right? Relax.

Because.

BeneficiaI? It was beneficiaI?

Besides, you look pretty cute with a thick mustache.

Between the wedding, and then, you know, I lent Sydney some money.

Bowsers? Where'd you come up with that?

Bro, really sorry I lost my shit out there.

But anyway, you've got six bridesmaids and a maid of honor.

But before that, I always liked it.

But did Peter have any good friends growing up?

But he doesn't have to use that kind of language.

But I am so madly, insanely, ridiculously in love with you.

But I can't let you eat a 6 foot sub all by yourself.

But I gotta bolt, too. I promised the kids l'd take them to Cheeseria.

But I have never actually hit anybody in the face. lt freaks me out.

But I wish you would have answered the question before you proposed to me.

But I'll give you five free sessions if you take him out.

But I'm actually a pretty successful investor, so. . .

But I'm not gonna go golf 1 8 holes with her.

But just give them all B pluses.

But l've seen you cut loose in the man cave, and it is fantastic.

But nothing's on TV. What am I gonna do?

But once I sell the Ferrigno estate,

But she's gonna be your wife. Of course I like her.

But straight guys are my specialty.

But thanks anyway. All right?

But the fact is they decrease sensitivity so I can last longer.

But the point is, here we are eight months later.

But then we get there and it's like I don't even exist.

But we're on pavement.

But you're gonna have to be aggressive about this, man.

But you're gonna make the best husband.

But, I mean, there are some things I choose not to share with them.

But, Peter, please don't say anything to him.

But, you know, usual. . . The yoozh stuff.

By the end of our relationship, he would literally shiver when I touched him.

By the way, I ended things with Sydney.

Bye, Anwar.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I have a Belvedere on the rocks,

Can I invite Zooey?

Can l. . . Could I come with you?

Can we get this engagement back on track?

Can you tell me about the investment?

Can't you just write them a check, you know, to show your good faith?

Check it out.

Cheers.

Chi Town.

Chocolate has got an E on it.

Collection of groomsmen in the history of weddings.

Come on !

Come on ! Go, Barry!

Come on back, everybody. The banquet room is ready.

Come on, buddy. Good boy.

Come on, dude.

Come on, Pete! it's all you, Peter!

Come on, Peter, stand up. Here we go. . .

Come on. He had a Speedo full of Brillo. Be proud.

Come on. Okay. Dad, please, stop talking.

Come with me.

Cool. Why don't you meet me at Muscle Beach at like,

Could open up a second location for your store.

Could you just shut up and not talk to people tonight?

Da Bears.

Davis Dunn, how may I direct your call?

Did it smell weird? ls it discolored?

Do you know the best night l've had in the last five years

Do you want to finish the one. . .

Do you want to get some Neil Peart all up in you?

Does it. . . I don't see how that would. . .

Doesn't matter who's winning.

Doesn't quite compute, right?

Dog poop is like a compost.

Don't make him angry.

Don't take it too seriously.

Doug !

Doug, I can explain.

Doug, wait.

Dude, come on.

Dude, I pissed on that guy's face at a Bennigan's.

Dude, I'm pumped about this. CaII me when you get home.

Dude, it's Sunday night. I can't bail on her again.

Dude, no dinner. He'II get the wrong idea.

Dude, no. Not it at all.

Dude, Rush is the greatest band of all time.

Dude, what the fuck is there to do at LEGOLAND

Dude, why is Ferrigno eating with that urinal cake faced fuckhead?

Dude, you have your whole life

Dude, you're lying. Your voice went up when you said that.

E, Ethan. What's up, my man? E. Bone Capone.

Engage your core.

Enough with the coId cuts, the condiments.

Every once in a while, I go down to the Boardwalk

Everything you got!

Excuse me just one. . . Hey, Sydney. How are you?

Excuse me, Peter.

Excuse me, you guys finishing up here soon?

Fife. You know what to do.

Fine. Get the fuck out of here.

Flush !

For a minute?

For the record, I like giving blowjobs.

For what I'm looking for, divorcées are perfect, you know?

Forget about the sandwiches and focus on seIIing my fucking house.

Fuck me over. Fucking fucking fuck!

Fuck you, Lou Ferrigno!

Fuck, yeah, you are.

Fun day, guys.

Get Mom to fix you up.

Get out. Get out of the fucking house. . .

Gil. Gilliam.

Give it back. Yeah?

Give me some James Bond.

Go back to sleep. I'll be in, in a second, all right?

Go check your voice mail. You got like a million messages.

Go into any Olive Garden, P. F. Chang's Chinese Bistro,

Go, go, go!

God !

God damn it! How about cleaning up after your dog?

God, I am so sick of your ridiculous rules.

God, I love that movie.

God, those tortillas were incredible.

God, you're so oId fashioned, Zooey.

God.

Good afternoon. We are gathered here today

Good boy.

Good job.

Good luck with that.

Good. Yeah, I'm over here at Sydney's. We're just chillaxing.

Goodbye, my friend.

Great! That's awesome. That was the whole thing.

Great. Dude, I'm just gonna throw this out there

Great. I told you we were early.

Great. That's great.

Hailey, Robbie's lover, Robbie, Oz, Joyce.

Hailey. Hailey.

Hands down, best fish taco l've ever had in my life.

Hanging out with you girls, and I can do that guilt free

Hank Mardukas has been my closest friend

Hardly. He's become a really good friend of mine,

Have a good night.

Have a seat. I'm so happy to meet you in person, you know.

Have you ever watched Sunday night programming on HBO? it's spectacular.

He bought a place in Jackson Hole.

He gave you his card. it's an open invitation.

He had some weird intimacy problems, okay?

He put all his focus and energy into his relationships,

He thought it would help my career.

He's 40 pounds overweight with a Jewfro and a small dick.

He's always like, When are you gonna be home?

He's an architect.

He's gonna lose his virginity finally.

He's gonna think I'm saying stuff behind his back.

He's got one.

He's making his move slowly. Slowly but surely. Watch the leg.

He's on bus bench ads all over town.

He's really not being an asshole. There's a protocol.

Heard you say you jacked off to her picture, sicko.

HeIIo, Peter. It's Doug.

Hello, mystery woman.

Hello, Peter.

Hello?

Hello.

Here we go, Galaxy! Here we go!

Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Come on, push it out.

Hey, anyway, you know, my girlfriend and l. . .

Hey, babe.

Hey, baby. I totaIIy forgot. It's my turn to host Iadies' night.

Hey, check out these two.

Hey, do you have any plans on June 30th?

Hey, go check out the kitchen, honey. I'll meet you in there.

Hey, Hank.

Hey, I don't remember. Do you play an instrument?

Hey, I want you boys to know, you're both my best friends

Hey, Lenish.

Hey, let me ask you something. Are you ready to get your world rocked?

Hey, let's go home tonight and get some BJs. But, you know. . .

Hey, let's not forget. You were the one using me.

Hey, man, don't worry.

Hey, man, look, about that investment. . .

Hey, no, Pete. Trying is having the intention to fail.

Hey, Peter! I got an extra ticket to the Galaxy game tonight!

Hey, so how's Ferrigno coming? You got any offers yet?

Hey, so listen, I also wanted to talk to you about something.

Hey, so you guys want to, like, get some grub

Hey, Sydney, it's Peter Klaven. We met at the open house last week.

Hey, thanks a lot for hooking me up with Elmo over there.

Hey, that is bullshit. All right?

Hey, that's pretty good.

Hey, this is my brother, Robbie. Robbie, this is Sydney.

Hey, weren't you supposed to go hiking with your friends today?

Hey, why'd you tell her you bailed from work?

Hey, yeah, what's going on, man?

Hey, you know what, here, let me give you my business card.

Hey, you know what? I have a ton of friends, all right?

Hey, you want to check?

Hey, Zooey, you can stay here as long as you want. You are always welcome.

Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What the fuck is going on here?

Hey.

Hey. . . Pathetic.

Hey. How was the open hizzy?

Hey. Listen, you think of this place as a Cone of Silence, all right?

Hey. So, what up, dog? How's that Ferrigno dealio coming?

Hey. Wow, I didn't expect to hear from you.

Hi, I'm interested in buying the Ferrigno estate.

Hi.

Hi. This is my husband, Barry.

His mother says he's so excited to meet you.

Hold, please. Put him through to Tevin.

Holy fuck. Oh, my God.

Holy shit, Sydney. This place is insane.

Holy shit!

Honestly, that has to be the most random

Honey, he just moved to LA. He barely knows anyone.

Honey, you're all flustered. Who was that?

Honey! l've been totally hogging the phone.

Honey?

How badly do you wanna sell this house?

How can you disagree with me on this? I mean, look, my. . .

How do you get me to tell you these things?

How do you know that?

How much are we talking about?

Hulk, let me tell you something about Peter. . .

I actually don't have a best man, so. . .

I actually made him an honorary homo last month.

I actually specialize in smaller houses, bungalows, that kind of thing.

I also am planning this neighborhood y kind of dining and retail area

I always get this reaction,

I appreciate it, but l'd really like to try and do this myself.

I asked him to be my best man.

I can only imagine.

I can't believe I'm telling you this. I don't even know you. Forget it. Look.

I can't believe l've never told you. I play bass.

I can't believe you just touched my balls.

I can't even imagine getting married without you.

I can't fricking pull that off. it's blue.

I can't get you that close. 'Cause the schools are terrible.

I can't just call him.

I can't, actually. it's confidential in nature, so. . .

I cannot believe you've never heard Rush.

I completely underestimated you, my brother.

I could be in Venice by 5:00, yeah. I can do that.

I couldn't believe actually how sure you seemed about the whole thing,

I didn't even know you were getting married.

I didn't know anything about it until a couple of years ago.

I didn't know if you wanted to talk about real estate or not.

I didn't know it was a rainbow.

I didn't realize my skin could bruise that quickly.

I didn't wanna lie to her.

I do, I love them, but, you know,

I don't even know why he called. This guy hasn't even played poker.

I don't know how. . .

I don't know the number for a taxi.

I don't know what happened to me. I'm sorry.

I don't know what to say. Thank you for your honesty.

I don't know, I guess maybe sometimes I wish that she enjoyed, you know. . .

I don't know, Zo. I mean, I think this is kind of serious.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know, but it's Zooey's fiancé,

I don't know. l've never heard of Sydney.

I don't know. We're in love.

I don't see how having somebody piss on my face

I don't wanna know anything about her bush. Hi, Lynette.

I don't. . .

I feeI Iike I'm gonna puke right now.

I feel really horrible about that toast I gave at your engagement dinner.

I figured out I could at least put a down payment on it

I get bored pursuing gays. I like to give myself more of a challenge.

I get it. But I just want you to know that you're my friend,

I got a jerk off station, for God's sakes.

I got season ticks. I'll get you on the flip side. Here we go.

I got you stored in my iPhin.

I gotta get some fucking friends.

I gotta tell you, Doug, I really enjoyed this.

I guess l'd say I'm an axman.

I guess no one's ever really asked me before, but it's good. Sex is good.

I had to make sure that he's getting blowies on a regular basis.

I hate this. There's no rules for male friendships.

I have a home in Los FeIiz, and I've been trying to seII it,

I have no interest in buying this house.

I have nothing. I have five spades.

I have to face facts, Syd. I'm a flats guy, you know?

I haven't seen them since the Signals tour.

I hear you.

I heard that.

I honestly don't remember any.

I honestly think that his best friend is his mom.

I hope so.

I hope you don't mind.

I invited him to that little engagement party

I Iove the one with you in the bed. My number is 31 0...

I just did not see that ln Quartata coming.

I just had a meeting downtown with the owners of the development site,

I just stepped in your dog's crap, asshole!

I just wanna see if I got any hits on Ferrigno.

I just wanted to make it in time for the vows. That's all.

I just wish I could take back that kiss,

I knew it.

I know you from somewhere.

I know, but he's not doing shit with it.

I know! No, he's the best. I feel so lucky.

I know.

I know.

I know. I read it in college, and I loved it.

I know. it's so exciting. I feel so grown up.

I know. l've been crazy at work.

I like it that I can share things with Zooey.

I like it that if I can't sleep at night, she's there to talk to.

I like it, but I'm thinking it might be a little bit small.

I like it. I'm liking it.

I liked it.

I look forward to it. Sounds great.

I love it!

I love you so much. I love you so much.

I love you, man.

I love you, too, bud.

I made reservations to play golf on Sunday for the four of us.

I made you guys some root beer floats.

I mean, aside from how much I love you.

I mean, every weekend, there's a golf getaway,

I mean, I didn't plan for it to be like that, you know,

I mean, I know the neighborhood's a little, you know. . .

I mean, if you see a cool looking guy, strike up a conversation

I mean, it's just I'm gonna be short. That's it.

I mean, you've had a close group of male friends your whole life. I haven't.

I met you last week at an open house,

I might have mentioned in passing or something

I never even asked you if you were interested in buying a house.

I never have a beer until the ninth hole.

I play a little bit of everything, but if I had to narrow it down to one,

I put him in a sleeper hold. Out.

I really don't understand what's going on right now.

I remember taking him swimming when he was 12 years old.

I remember that night when Peter got home, he called me and he said,

I saw the guy pull in. He's driving a Saab 9.3,

I slap some bass, and then Sydney's an axman.

I think he's trying to impress that girl he hasn't slept with yet.

I think it was very beneficial, very beneficial.

I think she likes you. We should all go out.

I thought it was good. lt was better than Joban.

I thought it was so weird that you wanted to hang out with Barry.

I thought you were talking about hybrid animals.

I told that douchebag Tevin

I understand that that's not the point of teaching,

I used a picture of Zooey in a bikini

I used to slap the bass in a high school jazz band.

I wanna do it. Separate garage.

I wanna take a photo. Now, give me an action pose.

I want you to stand up there with me. Are you cool with that?

I wanted to see if you wanted to come over and watch TV or something.

I was going over the set list.

I was in a bidding war with CarnivalKid 32,

I was just caIIing to say, hey, I had a great time the other night.

I was really excited to meet Zooey and your family,

I will call in.

I will see you there, or I will see you on another time.

I will see you there, or I will see you on another time.

I wonder if my pineapple matches your pineapple.

I would've invited you, man. I just didn't think that you'd be into it.

I'm 89 years old. What the fuck kind of plans would I have?

I'm a man, Peter.

I'm a person, okay?

I'm a person, okay.

I'm AB negative. it's extremely rare, so I try to donate every couple of weeks.

I'm confused. I don't know what I'm saying.

I'm doing a big day hike with my buddies in Malibu tomorrow.

I'm fine with a little mercury poisoning as long as it means I get to eat raw fish,

I'm glad you called.

I'm going to.

I'm gonna get another mimosa.

I'm gonna go stay with Denise and Barry,

I'm happy to see you now.

I'm here as Peter's friend, as Peter's confidant,

I'm here to talk to my fiancée.

I'm just hanging out, man.

I'm just saying, you know.

I'm meeting him right now.

I'm not an idiot. You're not psyched about this at all.

I'm not gonna start screaming in the middle of the Venice Boardwalk.

I'm not gonna tell anybody any of the things you say in here.

I'm not gonna tell you that.

I'm not leaving her, ever. How about that?

I'm not saying you're an asshole.

I'm not taking her out for a cup of coffee.

I'm on my way to the marriage bureau.

I'm really glad you called.

I'm really glad you're here, Sydney.

I'm really sorry about that dumb toast I gave.

I'm sending it to you.

I'm slapping the bass.

I'm so excited to see who Peter chose for his wedding party.

I'm so glad you're celebrating at my restaurant.

I'm sorry they didn't cater this to you and your liking.

I'm sorry, what?

I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I just pictured you and Barry having sex.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

I'm telling you, hooking up is easy.

I'm the worst liar. I promised her I wouldn't say anything.

I'm watching HBO with Zooey.

I'm. . . I was. . . I'm kidding.

I've known them forever. So?

In front of my whole family, all right? You owe me.

In the central square.

Is gonna be able to sell Lou Ferrigno's house.

Is that he never asks for anything in return,

It's aII about food with you, Peter.

It's probably best that you not be there.

James Bond.

James' Beach Bar and Grill.

Just 'cause Zooey's dad is out of the picture,

Just delightful.

Just forget it. lt was a stupid question. I don't even know what I was thinking.

Just forget. . . Take it back 1 0 seconds before I asked it,

Just needed an adjustment. I hope it'II be better now.

Just sent me a QuickTime.

Just to say to you, beautiful Zooey,

Just to. . .

Kid had a bush like a 40 year old Serbian.

Kind and fun loving people l've ever had the honor of knowing.

Kind of a bachelor party/camping trip kind of thing, you know.

L'd actually given up on meeting someone,

L'd be happy to lend you the money. I know you're good for it.

L'd like to make an offer.

L'll do the mouthwash again.

L'll have a margarita.

L'll make some calls this weekend.

L'll see him Monday morning.

L'll see you at the wedding.

L've been saving my whole life,

L've fucked my girlfriend. He's kidding.

L've got an ocean of testosterone flowing through my veins.

L've had people come up to me on the streets and say,

L've hardly seen you these past couple weeks.

L've heard so much about you.

L've never said that expression before in my life. I just said, See you in a jiff.

Later on, my. . .

Leanne. That was my mother's name.

Let me ask you guys. Let me ask you guys.

Let me just make this a little simpler for you.

Let's go.

Let's have a good time. Loosen it up a little bit.

Let's take off, baby. Come on.

Lf anyone can show just cause why they may not marry. . .

Lf I may, I think it's only fitting that we're eating tonight at Hop Louie's

Lf you don't yell, I'm gonna punch you in your stomach.

Lf you want a copilot on this, l'd be happy to team up with you.

License to seII? That's hystericaI! It's Iike James Bond.

Like what? What do you mean?

Like, I love to take a girl out to dinner,

Listen, I'm not trying to push you at all. it's just for me,

Listen, this kind of stuff doesn't happen overnight.

Literally. Ranked. You gotta have one or two.

Lnvite or not, there was no way I was gonna miss your wedding,

Look at him crop dusting across your open house. it's a disgrace.

Look, I don't know this girl, so you can talk to me. What's the deal?

Look, I know that you're stressed out that I don't have any close friends,

Look, I love the guy to death, but I'm far and away

Look, I overheard you talking to the other girls

Look, I was on my way when Zooey called.

Look, if he does call, no more dinners, okay?

Look, if Sydney hadn't asked me about our sex life,

Look, it's something we think about on a second to second basis,

Look, man, you told my fiancée that she needs to give me blowies

Look, please get your hand out of my face and stop calling me Hulk.

Look, she was kidding around.

Look, that guy needs to fart.

Look, that's what Sydney borrowed all that money for.

Look, the billboards were my wedding gift to you guys.

Look, the land is a little pricey, so I couldn't develop it right away,

Lou, you promised Peter the commission to your house.

Love you, too. Bye bye.

Ls that a man or a woman?

Ls that Sydney?

Lsn't that special?

Lt comes down to you and me.

Lt is impossible to find a good guy in this city.

Lt is, right?

Lt is, right?

Lt just. . . lt might be a little tricky,

Lt means nothing. I don't. . . I'm drunk. I'm gonna call a cab.

Lt means you weren't being entirely truthful.

Lt sounded right.

Lt took Andre the Giant a barrel of beer to get drunk, sometimes two.

Lt was a whole misunderstanding.

Lt was just this guy that I met at my open house.

Lt was Mexico. You had your period in Santa Barbara and you wanted to wait.

Lt was out of line. I got really nervous to meet you and I'm. . .

Lt was ridonculous.

Lt was the taste of betrayal, you fucking whore.

Lt wasn't so great.

Lt wasn't the taste of betrayal.

Lt would put a delay on that, but I gotta sell the place, you know?

Lt's a beautiful movie.

Lt's a bit of a throwback, but it comes with the built ins. it's wired for sound.

Lt's a damn engagement party. What is wrong with you?

Lt's a good space, you know? it's a good vibe.

Lt's a grandma riding a Sybian machine.

Lt's a lame nickname.

Lt's a man date. it's a man date. This is a man date.

Lt's a pleasure, man.

Lt's bad for the whole world.

Lt's beach season. it's beach season.

Lt's coming good. Yeah. I'm getting ready to show in a couple of weeks.

Lt's fucking Rush.

Lt's gonna be a little weird if we're walking down the aisle alone.

Lt's got a ton of nutrients that enrich the soil.

Lt's just that l've been talking about this stuff with Sydney,

Lt's just that Rodney just hated getting them.

Lt's just Zooey hasn't seen them all yet,

Lt's kind of frustrating.

Lt's like, you were basically just using me

Lt's mellow. Besides, I wanted to introduce him to Hailey.

Lt's nice to meet somebody I can have an actual conversation with.

Lt's one of those vibrating saddles

Lt's pretty clear, but he doesn't know her well enough

Lt's so cute. She doesn't know she's on speakerphone.

Lt's so fine. Really. Thanks, though. Thank you, but. . .

Lt's such a weird concept.

Lt's Sunday night. Tina's nephews are coming over.

Lt's the pico de gallo, man. Just use your hands.

Lt's true. Dad loves the gays.

Lt's very. That's very sick.

Lt's way too early to tell, but it's very sweet of you to ask.

Lt's, like, one of the most romantic things I could ever think of.

Man, no laj between the vag?

Man, they worked.

Man, you don't have to do this.

Marry him. Don't wait.

Marvin Berry.

Marvin Berry.

Masturbation is a part of life, Pete. Dudes masturbate. So do chicks.

Maybe we can change that rule.

Me, too.

Me, too. How long have you been using the lnternet?

Meeting platonic male friends, not so much.

Mom, this is the girl I'm gonna marry.

Morning, Trayce.

Motherfucker! Fucking cock in my fucking shit! God !

Mr. Ferrigno. Hey, it's Peter Klaven.

Mr. Louis Ferrigno, The Hulk from television.

My brother's a great guy, you know? I mean, he's smart, he's. . .

My buddy Dave sells ad space, so he got us a great deal.

My dad worked for lBM, so we moved a lot when I was a kid.

My God.

My God. We could practice every day for six months, and I'm planning on it,

My lease is gonna be up and I think. . .

My mom set me up with this guy,

My mother knew Roux's return had nothing to do with the siIIy oId door.

My parents are probably asleep, so I'll just talk to them tomorrow.

My parents are throwing for us.

My pleasure. Enjoy.

My son is a gay man, and I embrace his lifestyle.

Nibbles? Me no likey nibbles.

Nice scarf, dickwad !

Nice to meet you, too, Mel Stein.

No dinner and no movies.

No one cares about the stupid sandwiches you put out.

No prob. I have fencing practice, anyway.

No, actually, I already have a dinner plan with my fiancée.

No, because they look exactly alike.

No, dude, this place has the best fish tacos in the world.

No, he's not really a call right away kind of friend.

No, I know. I feel like I wanna give myself the challenge

No, I love Barry.

No, I won't. I got you. I know what you mean.

No, I wouldn't want to impose.

No, I'll see you at home later on.

No, I'm fine back here.

No, I'm serious. You know what my favorite nights are?

No, it's just, I thought we were all gonna have dinner together,

No, it's just. . . I feel like he has some issue with me.

No, it's just. . . Sydney asked me that question, and I couldn't. . .

No, l've said you act like an asshole.

No, like, Rush. Like the band Rush.

No, Mom, it's cool. I totally did.

No, no, Mr. Ferrigno, I don't wanna object.

No, no, no, I'm totaIIy kidding. I'm so psyched for you.

No, no, no, that was the hot tub in Mexico.

No, no, no. Look, you had good intentions.

No, no. He can be a great guy. it's just. . . lt wasn't really working out.

No, Pete, I told you, I don't play sports with women.

No, she's the one.

No, sir. No, I absolutely agree with you.

No, that's just a character he played. ln real life, Lou's actually a sweet man.

No, wait. Sydney, wait, wait. Wait. Sydney!

No.

No. I mean, l've had a few nibbles. No bites.

No. l've already done it a couple of times.

No. lt just looks like you're pointing at me.

No. No, why would I be?

Nobody puts out rosemary flatbread paninis.

Nope. Yours is short and fat and mine is long and skinny.

Not yet, no.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Now gently remove your tampon and try again.

Now hold on, my dog needs to shit.

Now I'm gonna make you eat it.

Now let's check out the piéce de résistance, bitch.

Now, sack up, man.

Of course I'll be your best man ! That's an honor! lt's. . .

Of course, he probably wanted to suck their dicks, but. . .

Of course, Mr. Chu. We wouldn't go anywhere else.

Of course. I know that.

Of course. You got here really fast.

Oh, God ! No!

Oh, God, why does everything have to be about you?

Oh, man !

Oh, my God ! What is wrong with you?

Oh, my God, hold on.

Oh, my God, that's so exciting !

Oh, my God, Zo! I cannot fucking beIieve you didn't caII me first!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Barry and Denise fight all the time,

Oh, my God. He is so romantic.

Oh, my God. I've been on Iike 1 0 miIIion dates,

Oh, my God. You're not a 7.

Oh, no, dude. . . Don't even.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah? What's going on up there?

Okay, hold on, wait.

Okay, I gotta go. I gotta find something to wear.

Okay, I won't.

Okay, we've been on like 20 dates with him.