Gone Girl (2014) Edit

A crime scene kind of bleed.

A few months, it hits me. This is not going to be easy.

A fire in July?

A great, sweet, gorgeous, cool ass guy.

A guy admitting that he's a gigantic asshole on television?

A head wound kind of bleed.

A hundred percent true, no bullshit.

A kite.

A letter from desi. That creepy boyfriend of Amy's?

A letter from desi. That creepy boyfriend of Amy's?

A lightness, a humor, an ease.

A little harsh.

A lot, a lot.

A lot.

A missing persons case...

A new start.

A pool of blood and no body suggests homicide.

A pregnancy is now part of your legal medical record.

A sugar storm.

A trained monkey?

A woman with all those degrees, what does she do?

A year ago, Amy being pregnant would have been the best thing ever!

A, I'm an award winning scrimshander.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter.

About that woodshed...

Absolutely not. I just wanna help.

Abused, unwanted, inconvenient women.

Actually, I've never found that to be true.

Add one recession...

After so many years under someone's thumb...

After that, you invent.

After the divorce, when dad wasn't coming around...

All I want is to come over here, have a beer with you...

All I'm trying to do is be nice...

All right, y'all heard her. No pictures.

All right, you can stop pretending now.

All right.

All right.

All right. Let's talk about life insurance.

All right. Nice meeting you.

All right. See you around!

All right. So, what do you got?

All those awful couples we know.

Allows a beautiful, talented, kind, smart, loving mother...

Almost a million.

Although this spot couldn't be any tighter...

Although this spot couldn't be tighter...

Amazing Amy and the humbled husband.

Amazing fucking Amy is getting fucking married.

Amazing?

Ame?

Amen.

Amy and I believe in the lost art of letter writing.

Amy can do that to you.

Amy dunne is home.

Amy dunne, and the miracle on the Mississippi.

Amy elliott dunne was, indeed, pregnant when she went missing.

Amy elliott dunne, we care about you, and we will not forget.

Amy elliott, you are more than amazing.

Amy has wounds that are consistent with ****.

Amy is my soul mate.

Amy is the kind of girl who attracts admirers.

Amy lost a lot of blood in there, Nick. A lot.

Amy was so nurturing.

Amy would have loved you, and all you do for women.

Amy, I am so happy that you are here.

Amy, I'm not Nick.

Amy, if you're laid off...

Amy, we found your diary.

Amy, you know what would make dad's night.

Amy!

Amy.

Amy's got us in an interesting bind.

Amy's medical records come in?

Amy's office.

An hour ago, we were ahead of this. Now?

An understandable mistake.

And a pocket full of stones.

And America loves pregnant women.

And be honest.

And because you're you...

And before he kissed me...

And by the time you got home...

And compromise and more work.

And cram her with stories about your husband's violent temper.

And did this.

And for him, I'll admit, I was willing to try.

And for me, I would have a real purpose here.

And found himself a newer, younger, bouncier...

And furious.

And given our spike in violent crime of late...

And he apologized to you by busting you a good one.

And he clubbed me.

And he deserts her.

And he grabbed me.

And here's Nick dunne for you, flirting. Cute pic, huh?

And I am deeply ashamed.

And I am looking forward...

And I disrespected my marriage.

And I don't even know if I believe the truth.

And I don't think you've ever really been hit before.

And I don't want you to worry for one moment.

And I happen to be a charter subscriber to middling warlord weekly...

And I have been complicit...

And I may not behave for the cameras the way they want me to...

And I met a woman who dazzled me.

And I obliged.

And I specialize in fucked up.

And I used the last of my trust fund to buy him a bar.

And I want to implore anyone who has any information at all...

And I wanted her to love me...

And I'd be tied, still, spread eagle...

And I'll always regret it.

And I'm laid off...

And I'm sorry to tell you, but that kitchen lit up.

And I'm sorry.

And I've taken myself to the woodshed for the way that I've treated you.

And if I get everything right, the world will hate Nick...

And if they wanna punish me for that, that's okay.

And if they wanna punish me for that, that's okay.

And if you come back, I promise...

And in your wife's dressing room, we find an envelope marked clue.

And it was in the air, everywhere.

And it's done. Crossed off the list.

And just be thankful and grateful for this miracle on the Mississippi.

And just think how her mother must feel at a time like this.

And leave a little something behind.

And loves with as much passion as she does.

And matching stapler.

And my hope and my money.

And Nick thought he was the writer.

And not be judged.

And now they love me.

And our website is www.Findamazingamy.Com.

And out he comes with this girl who had no business being in a bar.

And ply her with lemonade.

And raffling season tickets for mizzou football.

And see her for what she is, which a mind fucker of the first degree.

And she floated down past all the other...

And she leaves clue number one for the police...

And she left them there for me to find.

And she was so innocent.

And so, we close with a question.

And talk to your wife?

And that you hid all that stuff at go's and that you pushed me.

And the clock is ticking.

And the cops are at the house, and it's serious and I'm calling you.

And then all we did was resent each other, and try to control each other.

And then he brushes the sugar off my lips so he can taste me.

And then presents her mouth for fucking.

And then, guess what they find.

And then, he'd punish me.

And then, we heard from go.

And they need to borrow from my trust fund.

And this big party celebrating this fictional wedding.

And this morning, you're kissing your college girlfriend goodbye!

And to Amy.

And we end up living in these little cubby holes, and that's not it.

And we had enough of those already! It was easier to just...

And we have Amy elliott dunne, missing for five days...

And we just want her back.

And we must have gone 20 rounds over that.

And we'll work it out together.

And we've had instances...

And what's the point of being together if you're not the happiest?

And when all this dies down, we'll go to Greece, like you said.

And when they find my body, they'll know...

And when this spoiled, rich, entitled little boy couldn't have her...

And will love this baby.

And within two minutes, she's got my pants around my ankles...

And yet, they remained upright throughout this life and death struggle?

And you attempted suicide in her bed and were institutionalized.

And you don't know your wife's blood type.

And you know what else we won't forget?

And you?

And you?

And, fun fact for the readers...

And, go...

And, on top of that, you allowed Amy's parents...

And, two, don't talk to me that way, ever.

And?

Andie was really good TV.

Andie, I need you to take this seriously, okay?

Andie, please...

Andie's statement went right to her parents.

Another place where Andie and I would occasionally have relations.

Answer his letters.

Anyone...

Anything more recent?

Anyway, whoever took her is bound to bring her back.

Anyway. Year four, flowers.

Apparently.

Are these the clubs you don't play golf with?

Are we keeping score?

Are we pals again?

Are you asking me if I killed my wife, go?

Are you following me?

Are you going to the marina? I could use some creamer.

Are you kidding me? I'm in.

Are you remembering to eat?

Are you sure this is her?

As always, Ellen, thank you for such a warm welcome.

As if it's so hard to spread your legs.

As long as you don't own a python and blast death metal at 4 am...

As you all know...

As you know, my wife, Amy elliott dunne...

Awesome.

B, I'm a moderately influential warlord.

Back to the woodshed real quick. Real quick.

Be careful.

Be very careful.

Beautiful dress.

Because he had a violent temper.

Because he tripped the alarm. You were up his ass with a flashlight.

Because he wants to fuck you.

Because I have to write sexual offender on every job application.

Because I knew it would make me look really, really bad.

Because in April, you bumped up Amy's life insurance...

Because it would have just been another reason for you to hate her.

Because it's easy to throw.

Because it's my understanding you are not married.

Because our guys did a luminol test.

Because she told me to!

Because sometimes...

Before I could say anything, she said...

Between rehearsals?

Big as a two by four, right? Big as a club.

Big night for your mom.

Big night for your mom.

Blackout curtains if you're not.

Bloggers, give them a little Amy color.

Blood in the house, credit cards, life insurance.

Blood in the house, credit cards, life insurance.

Boney found a pair of panties in my office...

Boo hoo, I got laid off. I guess I'll fuck a teenager.

Built up implies that an explosion is coming. No.

Bullshit. That notice of disposal.

Burn it just the right amount.

But a neighbor was concerned about a strange man around your woodshed.

But as it turns out, we couldn't.

But best friend? No.

But don't harass the people of this town.

But for right now, we wanna sit tight...

But given the scene at your house...

But God forbid I buy a video game without getting your permission.

But he recently moved to St. Louis. That's just two hours away.

But I could be wrong.

But I don't care about that anymore.

But I don't know if he's happy I'm with him.

But I got away, and ran to the kitchen.

But I love him.

But I made him smarter. Sharper.

But I might be willing to bend the rules this once.

But I want it.

But I was wrong. That's what this is about.

But I will be back just as soon as I can.

But I'd have to tell them the truth.

But I'm gonna warn you as to what will happen.

But it looks okay.

But it's weird, right?

But of course, I'd defend Nick dunne.

But on his infidelity, and all those shocking rumors.

But please don't turn this investigation into a circus.

But that's usually bath time.

But the truth is, you'd have to be a sociopath...

But they really can be assholes.

But we are all here now. And we will find Amy, together.

But we thank you so much...

But what does that really mean to you?

But where do they start, Nick?

But you ain't gonna call the cops.

But you need to tell me.

But you were already with Andie by then, right?

But you were unfaithful.

But, that said, do you wanna wait and call a lawyer?

But, then, we never really existed.

But, until then...

Buy your tickets at the wing hut or local tri state tire stores.

By a man with a history of mental problems?

Bye, dad.

C, I write personality quizzes for magazines.

Cable news is all over your shit.

Call Tanner.

Call them, please, Nick. Now.

Can I bum a cigarette?

Can I come by in half an hour?

Can I come by in half an hour?

Can I get you anything to drink or eat before we get started?

Can I really think Nick would hurt me?

Can they get here time for this press conference tomorrow?

Can you at least tell me you love me?

Can you walk us through what happened?

Can't you just be happy your wife is home and safe?

Cat's room on the end.

Clue two.

Come home, Amy. I dare you.

Come home.

Come on in.

Come on, you're staring at ghosts.

Come on. Show me that darling Nicky smile.

Come on...

Cool girl is fun.

Cool girl is game.

Cool girl never gets angry at her man.

Corn fed, salt of the earth Missouri guy.

Correct. Amazing Amy has always been one step ahead of me.

Corresponding to purchases made on credit cards in your husband's name.

Could you please not share that with anyone?

Couldn't sleep.

Credit cards, perhaps online gambling.

Credit cards, utilities, phone bill, all in her name.

Cross it off the list.

Cute.

Dad?

Dad's house is blue.

Date night?

Dear husband, I know you think you're moving through this world unseen.

Decent clothes.

Decides to teach me a lesson.

Deep hasbro thoughts.

Desi assaulted me that night.

Desi, how could I be bored?

Detective boney, officer gilpin? Noelle hawthorne!

Detective? Excuse me.

Did they ask if you wanted a lawyer?

Did you do any housekeeping the day your wife went missing?

Did you kill your wife, Nick?

Did you know she was pregnant?

Did you notice that it was packed...

Did you play volleyball?

Did you tell them Amy was six weeks pregnant?

Did you tell them that, Nick?

Did you treat her bad? Did you cheat on her?

Did you visit with anyone there?

Did you, by any chance, tell anybody anything about us?

Disappeared from our home on the morning of July 5th...

Disappeared three days ago.

Dissatisfied, before I even walked in the fucking door.

Do I look like I would do well in the yard?

Do not say another word.

Do our code. No bullshit.

Do you feel safe going home with your husband?

Do you know about desi collings?

Do you know how hard it is to make a murder case without a body?

Do you not believe me?

Do you wanna play a little true or false?

Does Missouri have the death penalty?

Doesn't mean I don't care about her.

Doing what?

Don't be afraid to play up the dufus husband thing, Nick.

Don't believe that for a second.

Don't get me wrong.

Don't give him the pleasure.

Don't go crazy.

Don't run.

Don't rush.

Don't show your face.

Don't tell me.

Don't trust the instinct that left you beaten and homeless...

Don't walk on the glass.

Don't worry. I know exactly what to say.

Don't worry. We videotape everybody that comes in and out of these things.

Don't you worry, you're gonna have lots of babies.

Dorothy is a real stickler.

Dozens and dozens.

Drama?

Dunne? You got one hell of a lawyer.

Ellen, this is an epidemic.

Elvis has left Missouri.

Elvis is in Missouri.

Especially when you factor in the secret teenage girlfriend.

Even in texting, or on Facebook.

Ever since you walked into the bar that morning Amy went missing, you seem...

Every day, Nick, or I'll go crazy.

Every night.

Every time you said something stupid...

Everybody, stay back.

Everybody's examining me and projecting their shit on me.

Everyone told us and told us and told us...

Everything else is background noise.

Everything else is just background noise.

Everything I do is wrong.

Everything just waiting until the wife goes away for good.

Everything?

Everything.

Ex classmate, desi collings.

Excuse me, one sec.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I'm sorry, I just have a few questions.

Facebook? I use the disposable phone.

Fakes her own death, frames me for it.

Faking a pregnancy.

Fantastic is a little flippant.

Father of my child...

Fifteen minutes, tops.

Finally, honor tradition with a very special treasure hunt.

Finally, last night, you came to me, and you chose me.

Finally, someone tells me how to pronounce that word.

Fine.

First degree, felony ****.

First, drain your toilet.

Flyover boy. I would get knots in my stomach...

Follow that instinct.

For a while, things had been building up.

For future reference...

For killing his beautiful, pregnant wife.

For supporting us in our new life together, for forgiving Nick.

For sure?

For the sake of his children's safety, had to deny their existence.

For this anniversary, I've arranged a trip.

For Valentine's day, I thought I'd buy a gun.

Freaks.

From the clue.

Fuck, yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking crazy bitch.

Gave her some space. No big deal, right?

Generic. Cheap. Pay cash.

Get off the grass, get down to the curb.

Get your fucking hands off me.

Gil, go, go.

Gil, what do you and your wife argue about?

Girlfriend's real cute, Nick.

Girls like a fixer upper, but Amy?

Give it the night. Sleep on it.

Give me the update.

Go ahead, if you guys wanna say something.

Go on.

Go slowly.

Go, you're my voice of reason.

God bless Jane Austen.

God, does that make you an expert on being a man?

God, I don't know. I'd have to look it up at the house.

God, yeah. Lobster right from the ocean.

God.

God. I feel sick.

Godspell.

Gone.

Good evening, I'm Sharon schieber.

Good God.

Good night.

Good.

Gotta make sure nothing's tucked inside.

Great.

Great.

Grown ups pay.

Grown ups suffer consequences.

Grown ups work for things.

Gulf is bull sharks, miss nawlins.

Ha, ha.

Hair dye. Makeup. Tweezers.

Happy anniversary.

Harder.

Harvest the details of her humdrum life.

Has Amy got friends we can talk to?

Have you told me everything?

Have you watched television lately?

He acted like noelle was a complete stranger.

He actually expected me to love him unconditionally.

He also thought it was a fish.

He asked me to feed his cat.

He attempted suicide after Amy broke up with him sophomore year.

He became someone I did not agree to marry.

He buys, I nag. I don't know, probably.

He did the exact same thing with her.

He doesn't get to win.

He got cheated on, too.

He has a temper. We had money problems.

He hid a lot of stuff at go's. They're very close.

He is so creepy.

He knew I'd have seen right through him.

He leaned in...

He may truly...

He met our trust with lie after lie.

He needed to learn.

He never introduced himself.

He pushed inside.

He should go to prison for what he's done.

He shouldn't smile at the makeup artist.

He showed up on my doorstep three days ago.

He talked you into this?

He thinks velveeta is a cheese.

He tied me up like a dog.

He took and took from me until I no longer existed.

He took her.

He took me to his lake house.

He tracked me from my letters to you.

He was her teacher!

He was obsessed.

He'll appeal.

He'll do that all by himself.

He's certainly earned mine.

He's gonna kill me. The end.

He's trying to watch the big game and you just won't shut up.

Headboards of my bed, one on each side.

Hello, handsome.

Hello, stranger.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Her friends, all the people in your hometown...

Her name is Andie.

Her wounds are consistent with ****. There was semen present.

Here is a supposedly grown man...

Here.

Hey Donnie, how are you?

Hey, baby.

Hey, be careful today, okay?

Hey, buddy.

Hey, buddy. What are you doing out here?

Hey, guys, hey.

Hey, handsome man, let's go undercover.

Hey, I meant to ask you.

Hey, it's watchful Wally.

Hey, Jason.

Hey, neighbor.

Hey, Nick!

Hey, Nick? You got a minute?

Hey, Rhonda.

Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, thanks for coming, man.

Hey, tom. Mayor!

Hey, Walt. What's going on?

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey...

His majesty prefers not to be moistened.

His twin sister, margo, well, she is a peach.

His wife is missing. Why come here?

His wife's nowhere to be found...

Hold on a sec.

Hold up! I know how this ends. Don't tell me.

Holy shit.

Honey?

Hope this is worth my while.

How about a brand new stratocaster?

How are you feeling?

How are you feeling?

How big's that TV? It's not 65 inch.

How did she manage to get a hold of a box cutter...

How did you even meet her?

How fucking terrible she made me feel.

How long do you think until it's done?

How long have you two been here?

How long?

How much?

How old is she?

How's marybeth?

Husbands who treat their wives like the highway patrol...

I almost drank myself to death when my wife left me.

I always wondered why you kept in touch after...

I am a missourian.

I am deeply ashamed...

I am frightened of my own husband.

I am in a nightmare!

I am not a murderer.

I am so much happier now that I'm dead.

I am so sorry for your troubles.

I apologize for the pain this has caused them.

I apologize, marybeth. I didn't know what was going on.

I ate cold pizza and remained a size two.

I be considerate, I be a gentleman.

I became someone I don't even like.

I blew him semi regularly.

I blush.

I bought that tie.

I called you a hundred times. You gotta pick up your phone!

I came back and decided I wanted a divorce.

I can watch the rest overseas.

I can't believe that fucking spider is America's sweetheart.

I can't believe we haven't arrested this guy.

I can't believe you're just leaving now.

I can't let you go through a sugar storm unkissed.

I can't watch you play house with that thing for the next 18 years.

I checked up here.

I clipped it on a bathroom cabinet.

I collapsed.

I come by once a week, make sure the place hasn't burned down.

I could tell you about my recent customer service experience...

I couldn't even tell my parents.

I couldn't fake it for another year, another day.

I did not kill my wife.

I did not kill my wife.

I did what was easy.

I didn't buy any of this stuff.

I didn't come forward with my affair...

I didn't know it was gonna be a fight.

I didn't tell you that she didn't want kids because she didn't want me to.

I disrespected my wife.

I do love you, but we have to be really careful right now.

I do need you to participate, though.

I do not, in my heart, believe Nick dunne would have killed for me.

I do! You bought great clubs.

I don't care. I am leaving you.

I don't deserve this.

I don't even golf!

I don't get a cell signal in this building.

I don't get why you're daring me to be someone I don't wanna be.

I don't know that that's so surprising.

I don't know what the fuck it means.

I don't know where my wife is. And I came home to this.

I don't know why I have to be here.

I don't know, go! Maybe I hate her!

I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe. They better be mine.

I don't know. She keeps busy.

I don't know. She seems uppity.

I don't know. What do you want me to say?

I don't mind.

I don't need a lawyer. Here, I'll do this.

I don't need any more gifts from you.

I don't see you sitting quietly...

I don't wanna be here. I wanna go home.

I don't wanna be without you.

I don't wanna fight.

I don't want anything to do with your groupies outside.

I don't want to talk to you again, ever...

I doubt that, but I don't know.

I feel like I could disappear.

I feel like something he loaded by mistake.

I felt bad, though. She seemed really desperate.

I flipped burgers, I painted houses.

I forged the man of my dreams.

I gave you the benefit of the doubt over and over.

I go where the story goes.

I go.

I got cut, freshman year.

I got you a present.

I had a moment of weakness.

I had nothing to do with the disappearance of my wife.

I had to move back home so we could take care of my mother...

I have a responsibility. It's not about what I want anymore.

I have been sitting by the phone, my friend.

I have no idea.

I have no idea.

I have nothing to hide.

I have that. You threw it out.

I have to kiss you now.

I have to take a shower.

I have treated you more than fair throughout this entire investigation.

I haven't had a date in almost a decade, because if a girl googles me...

I haven't hired a lawyer.

I hear you, I hear you. I was as surprised as...

I hit her? No, never happened.

I honestly have no idea.

I inspired him to rise to my level.

I just don't know how to do this. I've never not had a job.

I just wanna be with you.

I just want to find my wife.

I just want you to be careful...

I just want you to be you again.

I just wish he'd asked.

I kind of go to Sawyer beach for the solitude.

I knew you never should have moved back here.

I know a few housewives, that evening glass of wine starts coming at noon.

I know just what that feels like.

I know that is no excuse.

I know this is a bad idea.

I know this one!

I know where you've been, and I know where you're going.

I know y'all are in there!

I know you, don't I?

I know you. I saw you at the volunteer center.

I know you're upset. I had no idea she was pregnant.

I know, sweetie. Did you leave a pair of red panties in my office?

I know.

I know. What men are supposed to do in general.

I left at 9:30, I got a cup of coffee, a newspaper.

I like the robot dog.

I lived in the moment.

I lost the baby.

I love having strangers pick at my scabs.

I love it. But, for you, it sucks.

I love tests.

I love you no matter what.

I love you, Amy.

I love you.

I love your parents...

I love your parents...

I mean, what is wrong with this barkeep?

I mean, you tend to get a lot of...

I meet Amy at this party, you know?

I mention that because we got a look at your finances, Nick.

I met a boy.

I met Amy elliott seven years ago.

I met Nicholas dunne...

I need 20 seconds where you don't judge me, interrupt me...

I need some time to think.

I need to be punished, and by punished, I mean had.

I need to be punished, and by punished, I mean had.

I need to feel safe.

I need you to go somewhere and really think about our marriage.

I need you with me on this.

I needed to see you.

I never touched her.

I only know it was bad.

I opened the door.

I picture cracking her lovely skull...

I prefer men who are funny, not funny.

I probably am. And I probably deserve it.

I really have to get going.

I really like you.

I remember these.

I said I'd do it.

I saw some in the pantry.

I see we have the same taste in men.

I see.

I so appreciate you giving us this time, Nick.

I still don't know the answer, go.

I swear, you two are the most fucked up people I've ever known.

I talked him into it.

I talked to the nurses who care for Nick's father.

I think I'm gonna be laid off.

I think maybe you guys should check that out.

I think that would be wise. Thanks.

I think we know why.

I think, what's the catch?

I think...

I thought maybe this was the little brown house.

I thought that would be creepy.

I thought there might be another side to this story.

I thought we were steering clear of men for a while.

I thought we weren't gonna be that couple.

I thought writers hated clichés.

I thought you were gonna wear white to match the wedding theme.

I thought, maybe he's just stupid.

I thought, there's Amy.

I threatened to leave, and he said he'd find me and he'd kill me.

I told her it's not my thing.

I told you, noelle hawthorne is fucking crazy.

I told you, you came to the right guy.

I truly believed we were in love.

I understand what you're saying, desi.

I used to pretend that he was a spy named Mr. brown, who...

I usually ignore tipline calls...

I wanna get the word out, right?

I wanna go home.

I wanna say something, because I think some of you might be wondering...