A beer bust later on. Hey, man.
A few? Don, all I'm sayin' is...
A little ineffectual nothing the rest of my life, you know?
A perfect female body. It's not a bad start.
Aaah. I mean, the hat and the beard.
Aah! Oh, hi, Mom.
About how President Ford's old football head injury is affecting the economy?
About what? About tonight?
Actually, it's a good idea.
After a couple of years, people won't even remember if you won or lost.
After a night of beer drinking, isn't it? [Laughs]
After school today,
Ah! [Coughing]
Aha! [Laughing]
Air raid or it's your ass.
Air raid, freshman.
Air raid, freshman. What?
Air raid!
Air raid! [Whistle Blowing]
All I'm gonna do is bang, bang, bang, bang! [Laughing]
All of you. Mitch Kramer?
All right, grab a pole and let's get going. [Door Opening]
All right, just be good, okay?
All right, man, talk to you later then. Yeah.
All right, man. Livin'.
All right, see you later. Hey, kid, take care of that butt.
All right, you little freshman bitches!
All right, you... knock. Just...
All right? Bye.
All right.
All right. Guys, party at the moon tower.
All right. It's almost over.
All right. This is totally amazing.
An overweight middle aged guy, some nerdy scientific type.
And check me out on the way back. All right.
And every day, George would come home,
And everybody's looking really pathetic.
And everybody's signing it? Just to get him off our backs.
And help people who are getting fucked over?
And here I am sorting through jalapeño burgers and soggy fries.
And I realize I just didn't want to do it!
And I'm really sick of looking at all of you.
And it's a... Keep your eye on the ball. Dead issue!
And let 'em know it doesn't bother you that much.
And let me tell ya this. The older you do get,
And pick me up a sixer of this stuff.
And save us all a lot of time.
And she better be on the ground in five seconds.
And she, she was real cool too. She'd harvest the crops.
And should be proud that I let you play... at my table.
And should be proud that I let you play... at my table.
And this guy's bending over, you could see the crack... Aw!
And wait 'til I get to college, man.
And we were wondering why someone like you...
And you. [Cocking Gun] Get the hell off my property.
And, uh, hangin' out with people I know?
And, uh, who is this older girl who gave you a ride?
Any more details of my life you can let me in on, Ben?
Any of you girls gonna be ready to play football this fall? Oh, yeah.
Anything you want. Anything. Anything?
Are we gonna play poker tonight? Count me out.
Are you a freshman? Yeah.
Are you gonna be fuckin' that later, or are you gonna be a little wimp?
Are you gonna hoist it? Yeah. All I need's the freshman as a lookout.
Are you quittin' football?
Ask him. [Mitch] Uh, Mr. Payne? Sir?
At first, I was relieved to get out of the situation, but now there's this...
Attitude adjusted priorities...
Attitude adjustment. You know what I mean?
Autopsy said he had one beer, man. How many'd you have?
Aw, come on, Darla. Leave her alone. This is between me and her,
Aw, gee. You hear that?
Aw, what happened to your buds?
Aw! [Sarcastically] Aw! Don't think for a minute...
Aw. Woods.
Bad people. Watch yourself.
Bastards.
Be goin' a lot better when I get off in a couple of hours. Yeah, I hear that.
Because you're not gonna be able to sit down for the summer,
Been thinkin' about gettin' back in school, man.
Before you leave here today, do you hear me?
Believe me. [Boy #2] I know, man.
Benny, Don.
Benny! These guys, I don't know. Oh, you love it.
Benny.
Bet you're glad school's out. We got our report cards today.
Better be careful... Junior.
Between me and this little piece of shit here.
Big trip, huh? We're going away for the weekend.
Both of you? Just kiddin'.
Break down! Uh!
Break down! You don't deserve to wear that Rebel gray, boy!
But I want you to know it's only 'cause I'm goin' inside.
But I will never sign that.
But since you little prick teases can't follow instructions,
But the head of Abraham Lincoln.
But this year, because we feel so sorry for you,
But you better watch out for them older girls.
But you run like cowards,
But... [Sighing]
But... next time you come in at sunrise,
Bye.
Can we have some of those beers?
Can you spot me ten? Hmm?
Can't let her know how much you like her. If she knows, she'll dump ya like that.
Carl Burnett. I just heard he's gettin' busted.
Check this out, man. Donny!
Check this out. Watch this, both of you. Watch me get this beer.
Coach is right, Don. Those guys don't care if we win or lose.
Come on, come on! Hurry up, guys! It was beautiful!
Come on, dude, relax!
Come on, hurry up! We're screwed!
Come on, let's get this guy.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Come on, let's go! Oh, my God!
Come on, man, hop on. Let's go, boy.
Come on, man, you can't give a buildup like that and not deliver.
Come on, man! You want some more? You fuckin' bitch!
Come on, man. Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash.
Come on, Slater. [Don] What'd we do?
Come on, stay down! Fuckin' dick! You fuckin' faggot!
Come on, you fuckin' bitch! Aaah! Aaah!
Come on! Come on, man! Come on!
Come on. They were a rock group. Ginger and Mary Ann formed their own group...
Come on. You're playin' with the big boys now, man. Do it. Throw it.
Cool. See ya later? Bye.
Cool. You heard about the party bein' busted, right?
Corner pocket. # Take it easy #
Could be a little... I don't know... Maybe perhaps a little more symmetrical.
Couple of football players.
Course she's 6'3, 250 and runs a 4.540.
Crank it up!
Cynthia, what are you thinking? Ugh!
Damn you, Carl!
Dawson, did you give him that pledge sheet?
Dawson! Get your scrawny butts over here!
Did y'all hear this little motherfucker's mom pulled a shotgun on me this afternoon?
Did you get it bad when you were a freshman? Aw. Shit, man.
Did you know Ford was on the Warren Commission? Who cares?
Did you order some kegs of beer? No.
Do you know Mom barely even let me out of the house when I was your age?
Do you realize when he graduated, we were like, three years old?
Do you remember that? Oh, yeah!
Do you spit or swallow? [Snickering] [Snickering]
Do you wanna come? Yeah? Cool. Yeah. That would be fun.
Does that hurt? Aaah! Yes, it hurts.
Dogged as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place. [Laughing]
Don, have you ever thought about why we play football?
Don't air raid for that bitch. I hate that shit.
Don't forget you're celebrating the fact...
Don't know. What's in it for me?
Don't let it affect your concentration. Up yours.
Don't think I haven't noticed. Hey!
Don't try anything or I'll shoot the shit outta you.
Don't you have a girlfriend?
Drives a mac truck and runs a 40 in 10.2.
Easy for your ass to say. Hey, man, there's nothin' you can do about it.
Edelbroc intakes, Ford over 30 at 11 to 1 pop up pistons,
Evenin', ladies. [Howls] [Pink] Nice.
Every second that you could let us out early...
Exactly. Man, that's what everybody in this car needs...
Face it. You got busted because you couldn't get away.
Fairly uneventful, huh?
Fifteen bucks.
Fifty of you are leavin' on a mission.
For being brave little kids, I'm only gonna give each of you five licks.
Four. You're dead, man. You're so dead.
Front row seats, babe. All right.
Fry! Fry!
Fuck all of you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! Why are guys such pigs?
Fuck you.
Fuck! Freshmen shit heads!
Fucker!
Full kegs, everybody's gonna be there. You oughta go.
George toked weed, man. Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kiddin' me, man?
George Washington, man, he was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
Get in the house!
Get in the truck, come on.
Get outta here. I think it's past your bedtime. Run along.
Get over there! Where you runnin' to?
Get through there.
Get up! Up! Up! Up!
Getting your asses busted and running for your worthless little lives.
Getting your asses busted and running for your worthless little lives.
Go get you drunk, stuff like that. Cool.
Go like this.
Go spend the summer with your grandparents or somethin'.
God, I hate that jerk!
God, it was vicious. [Chuckles]
Goddamn it!
Gonna find you. I would like to dedicate this first lick...
Good for you. [Laughs]
Good game, good game, good game, good game.
Good game, good game! Way to go, buddy.
Good game, man. Yeah, right.
Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.
Good game. What's happening?