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Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016) "Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2016. The movie

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016)

"Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2016. The movie is a sequel to the 2014 hit "Neighbors" and continues the story of a couple, Mac (played by Seth Rogen) and Kelly Radner (portrayed by Rose Byrne), who find themselves in a wacky war with the neighboring sorority house. This time, a rebellious group of girls led by Shelby (played by Chloë Grace Moretz) decide to start their own sorority, Kappa Nu, and throw wild parties that threaten the Radners' efforts to sell their home.

The film features the talented cast of Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Zac Efron, Chloë Grace Moretz, and Dave Franco, among others, who deliver a hilarious and entertaining performance. Packed with outrageous humor, wild pranks, and unexpected twists, "Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising" offers plenty of laughs for fans of the genre.

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A bag of dicks.
A brothel.
A bunch of girls make a sorority.
A really big part of us creating this sorority is because
A sexist thing to do.
A sorority that can party?
A sorority.
A taste of their own medicine. All right?
According to the Greek Council, we can't.
Actually, it's really good for you
Actually, there's just one.
Airbags!
Airbags! This is not a drill! All butts up!
All butts up! Go!
All I care about is bedbugs. Get it in. Hurry.
All I'm saying, thank God, I'm having a boy.
All in.
All of the members that they've recruited
All right here's the plan.
All right, everybody. Look alive, look alive!
All right, ladies, we gotta talk finances.
All right, let's kick all these douchebags out of our house.
All right, that's a little much.
All right.
All right.
All right. I give up.
All right. See ya.
All said and done, if they move it all, that's over $112,000.
All their other douchy frat brother friends
Am I right?
An app that makes pics of your dick bigger.
And assuming everything goes well
And believe me, that's enough for them
And bring money!
And could not support your cause more.
And Darren is proud to call you his best friend.
And does no one know that the same song
And for the first time in my life,
And here I am, and I'm gonna do weed.
And I don't know what we're gonna do about it.
And I said, Who are you, Kelly Dhundee?
And I thought I was losing my best friend.
And if we lose the house we lose Kappa Nu.
And it makes me want to blow my brains out.
And it's gonna be just like high school all over again.
And it's gonna be just like I was in high school.
And it's gonna be your fault because you let her play with Kelly's dildo.
And just basically not party for 30 days. And that's it.
And like even though, like, the war is over,
And like, most importantly,
And making best friends for life.
And my dealer doesn't have any weed. He's fucking dry!
And nothing changes with the living situation to spook them or something,
And now I'm gonna lose all my friends
And one was Indian.
And sell it at the tailgate this weekend?
And she's pregnant.
And smoke weed.
And sororities are not allowed to party.
And spank their little bottoms.
And stay away from guys like you.
And that I would live in my room.
And that will be that.
And that's for the entire school year.
And the truth is, they're lovely girls.
And then I asked you three times,
And then pretty soon, you're a full fledged sorority.
And then they really like it so much, they tell
And then we'll have no houses.
And then we're screwed.
And then you did not live here anymore?
And then you know what else, too?
And then, maybe one day
And there's 20 fucking psychopathic
And these girls are fucked, man.
And they probably wanna fuck the shit out of you.
And they're just doing a little fumigating.
And this huge speech on how to behave myself as a young woman.
And trying to tell us what to do.
And walk around for a little bit until I tire myself out,
And we are walking.
And we got a new chef, and we're going gluten free.
And we have way too many people wanting
And we should be escrowing together.
And we're escrowing for the next 30 days.
And worry about what's gonna happen tomorrow?
And you guys have a daughter, I'm sure
And you screamed at me,
And you want the baby to stay while you go see a movie? Unacceptable.
And you're moving into a fucking sorority.
And, basically, if anything happens that spooks those buyers,
And, for some reason, gay guys specifically, they just respond to me.
Any situation is actually controllable
Anyway, they're lovely.
Are they baby food?
Are we gonna lose our house?
Are we gonna still hang out after this?
Are we though?
Are you around here? Are you hiding somewhere?
Are you gonna wanna hang out with me?
Are you okay, dude?
Are you okay, man?
Are you okay? Why are you itching?
Are you ready to meet your cousin, Jimmy Jr.?
Are you rushing Phi Lambda?
Are you scared?
Are you talking burgers?
Are your parents around or something like that?
As a man, I could not agree with you more,
As far as I'm concerned, they have infinite strikes.
At least they didn't take Stella's toys.
Baby, I think I might be pregnant.
Baby, you're my bear.
Baby's first dildo.
Banana! Banana! Banana!
Be careful.
Beautiful child.
Because girls are much smarter than guys!
Because he had to go to his prom.
Because I am *******.
Because my parents are gonna teach me to respect myself
Because our friends are dying.
Because parents are smart and kids, by comparison, are fucking stupid.
Because that house had multiple offers.
Because that's all you can do, right?
Because we are prepared to give back to you for helping us
Because we are sisters.
Because we literally saw them robbing your house.
Because we spent all of our money on the weed.
Because we're brothers.
Because you put hoes before bros. Always. Yeah.
Because you're a bad parent.
Beth, what happened? I thought you were the one
BFF! BFF! BFF!
Big hand!
Big man!
Bingo.
Black cock.
Boise Boys and Ida Hoes.
Boob! Boob! Boob!
Boom!
Bring it in, man. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Bro code? No, there's no bro code.
Bro, it's only 20 bucks. You've gotta get down here now.
Bros before hoes.
Buddy, what are you doing today?
But all I had was the punch.
But anyway, that's what you need to know. Who is Teddy Sanders?
But college is about new experiences.
But I do know a thing or two about
But I love you.
But I'm willing to offer it to you for $5,000.
But I've been lying to you and myself. I'm freaking out. From Kelly.
But it was good to see her.
But no one's gonna pay money to come to our parties.
But ours is in black.
But that one thing.
But what?
But, dude, tell me what's going on with your app.
But, hey, I figured if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Buyers can pop by at any time, okay?
By ratting out every other drug dealer in town.
By the way, is it cool...
Bye. She's beautiful.
Call him on the phone now! Call him!
Call your friends, okay? Tell them to come.
Called a cord, dumb ass!
Can we rent your house for overflow?
Can you play Peek a boo?
CEOs and Corporate Hoes,
Changing the world and shit.
Check this out. Delta Psi!
Cheese is mold.
Chester the fucking Cheetah took our weed!
Clear the stage!
Come back here right now.
Come back here!
Come for me.
Come get your pie! Pot pie, guys!
Come into your house.
Come on in. Come into your home.
Come on over let's have some beers.
Come on, dude! Never drink the punch!
Come on, Mac. Get his thighs. Okay.
Come on, sweetie.
Come on, sweetie.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! It's just $20 a slice!
Come on.
Come over here, Stella. Come here.
Come this way?
Compromise here, can't we?
Congrats. Lots of Outbacks.
Could you please be quiet?
Crocodile Dundee.
Cup!
Cup!
Cup.
Cute.
Dad, that's the point of college.
Darren can't imagine his life without you.
Darren loves you more than anyone in the entire world.
Darren, can you back the fuck off?
Darren, you can move in any time.
Delta Psi, man.
Delta Psi.
Did his phone ring?
Did you eat a crab salad again?
Did you get poison oak or something?
Did you hear that?
Did you just make that up? I did.
Did you punish them or whatever?
Did you shit on the table?
Disappear by tomorrow.
Distracting the girls just long enough for Mac
DJ, let's shake that booty.
Do we have a deal, chancellor?
Do we have to wear hoodies?
Do whatever you have to do to get that house.
Do you have any more of these?
Do you understand what escrow is?
Do you wanna go to sleep?
Do you want a beer or a mocktail?
Do you want to go to sleep?
Doesn't that sound crazy to you?
Doesn't your brother sell weed on some farm outside of town?
Don't call them hoes.
Don't do that again. Okay? I will give birth.
Don't even worry. I think I have that same one at home, right?
Don't get too psyched because you haven't sold it yet.
Don't give up on yourselves.
Don't say shit you can't take back.
Don't take your shit out on me, okay?
Don't try and find me though.
Don't worry about it. It's cool.
Don't worry about them.
Dress a little hotter than we usually do.
Drop it!
Dude, are you okay?
Dude, don't sweat that. Yeah?
Dude, he's basically here every night.
Dude, I was just fucking joking.
Dude, those girls were out of control!
Dude, we are bros, okay? Yes.
Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, who wants to take a rip on the zip?
Dude, you're gonna be a good parent. Don't worry.
Eight buckets, actually, full of money,
Escrow is a 30 day period wherein the buyer of the new house
Ever wanted to have sex with me,
Every party is, like, themed hoe.
Everybody look under their chairs.
Everyone at the tailgate's gonna be selling weed.
Exactly, guys. Can we just escrow together for a minute?
Exactly.
Excuse me, ladies. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Why is there so much language...
F you guys! That shit's brilliant!
Fair enough.
Family, huh?
First frat party.
First Lady Hillary Clinton?
First off, you look fucking horrifying.
First warning, just the first warning.
Five buckets a month equals house rent.
Five.
Five. We'll do it for five buckets.
For a grown man to be helping
For example,
For happily ever after.
Forever.
Forever.
Free weed! Free weed!
Free weed! Take it! Free weed! Weed for everyone!
From a cartoon.
From calling the cops, okay?
Fuck it. Fuck you!
Fuck you. I'm a good parent. Okay?
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck, yes! Eat shit! We win!
Fuck! Fine!
Fuck.
Fucking tell her where the fuck he is!
FYI, Kelly, I'm still down.
Garf! Back me up, Garf.
Garf's a cop, Scoonie's got his own business,
Gay wedding planning.
Get a little bit older, and it's harder to control them.
Get another exit. Find the exit!
Get away! Go away!
Get down!
Get off! Stop it! Oh!
Get on the fucking ground!
Get out of here, you animals!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Get ready?
Get them to do almost anything you want.
Get to this place that we're in.
Get your shit together!
Gets to do inspections and whatnot.
Girl, you don't have to say it. We get it.
Girls, I have an idea.
Give me a hug.
Give me a real hug.
Give us a little more.
Give us more!
Give us that back! No!
Go for it! Dude, check this out!
Go get them.
Go on, show them.
Go to the hospital!
Go to the hospital!
Go, get out of here. I'll explain later, okay?
Go, go, go. Guys, go.
Go! Go! Oh, No!
God damn it!
God damn it! God damn it! God damn it!
God, I hate clowns!
God.
God. What do we do?
Good luck finding any.
Good night to you.
Good parents or not, because one day,
Good speech, sweetie! Thanks, baby.
Good to see you again. Welcome back!
Google it.
Got another little Jew in the oven.
Great! Cool.
Great! I see more of you have moved in.
Great. Thank you.
Guess your daughter found your vibrator.
Guys, a play on a classic.
Guys, bottom line is
Guys, guys. We're good.
Guys, guys... Guys, this is really risky.
Guys, I think I was wrong.
Guys, listen! Here's the plan.
Guys, we gotta act fast. What are we gonna do?
Guys, we lost our nest egg.
Ha, ha, ha. Jokes on you.
Ha! My tongue is numb.
Hang up, hang up. Decline, decline.
He gave me a **** whistle
He inhaled so much weed smoke he tuckered himself out.
He likes you more than me. He tells me that every day.
He told me that you'd pretend you didn't know where he was.
He used to just crush it.
He was bi curious most of sophomore year.
He was the logical person to tell!
He's in jail for child porn!
He's just having a joke.
He's like me. He's cool, he's dope.
He's right.
Hello, hello!
Hello? 9 1 1?
Here she comes!
Here's a little something to change your mind.
Here's some more pledges. They're bedbugs!
Here's the deal.
Here's the deal. First inspection, tomorrow.
Here's the thing.
Hey, cheeky girl!
Hey, Dad!
Hey, girls! Guess what?
Hey, guys, we're home with baby Mildred!
Hey, guys.
Hey, hey, hey! Ladies!
Hey, I didn't say it.
Hey, it's fine, okay? We're dealing with the problem.
Hey, Kel!
Hey, Mac! Hey, Mac!
Hey, Mac.
Hey, men's rights.
Hey, sweet tart!
Hey, sweetie. How are you?
Hey, what's up, Kel? Where is he?
Hey, what's up? Ten in the bucket.
Hey! R.A. coming through.
Hey. What's up?
Hi, Dustin!
Hi, I'm Nora, by the way.
Hi, Jimmy Jr. I'm Mildred.
Hi, Mildred. One day, we are going to fuck!
Hi, neighbours!
Hi, sweetie. Hi, baby. Hey.
Hi! Hi!
Hi! We're your neighbours. Hi. Hello!
Hi. What are you doing?
Hide your bongs!
High pie!
High pie!
High pie.
High school kind of sucked, if we're being totally honest.
Hillary Clinton.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. God damn it.
Hold on! Hold on! Call him!
Hold up! Stop!
Holy shit! Do you think they'll sell me some? Oh, my God.
Holy shit! Fuck, yeah!
Honestly, I just want to be valued.
Honestly, though, it's kind of a fucking moot point.
Honey, I'm completely and totally...
Honey, I'm home!
Honey, wanna come over here?
Hopefully, one day.
How did it go? Yeah. They gonna be cool?
How do you feel? Good?
How do you know the name of the sorority?
How do you spell Trump?
How much does a gram of steak go for?
How much money have we made? How many money buckets do we have?
How much you putting in?
How the fuck are we supposed to beat them? There's 15 of them!
How the fuck are you gonna have two?
How the fuck did you get in here?
How was the birth?
How'd you get those?
Hug me.
Huh?
Huh.
Huh. Doesn't take up the whole room.
Hurry!
I also used to...
I am a human woman. I had to watch that.
I am a minority.
I am scared.
I am so happy I found you guys.
I appreciate you man. Thank you.
I asked you months ago if you understood
I ate pussy.
I brought my boyfriend by.
I can buy your girlfriends and you some brunch, if you want?
I can do whatever I want here.
I can eat it, whenever I want it.
I can see that. It's not that big a deal.
I can't believe this is actually over.
I can't believe you never smoked in high school.
I can't have you running around here 'cause you're pregnant.
I can't make an Eggo!
I can't make one. I don't know how.
I cannot shut down a sorority that's trying to become independent.
I cannot tell you how thankful I am...
I could definitely help you. Okay.
I could do this all day. I could, too.
I couldn't talk to those girls.
I didn't really have much of a social life when I was in high school.
I didn't tell you guys. Okay.
I do not understand a word she says.
I do not understand a word she says.
I don't actually know anyone here, so I was just rereading old texts,
I don't care about your fucking pants.
I don't even know what's sexist.
I don't even know where we are right now.
I don't even understand how that physically works.
I don't fucking know.
I don't have the keys. Can you hot wire it?
I don't know what she's watching on that iPad.
I don't know who is supposed to propose to who.
I don't know why they gave me one.
I don't know why things do what they do, but what I do
I don't know why things do what they do, but what I do
I don't know, but I think it's the best possible outcome.
I don't know, now!
I don't know. We don't have enough for a month.
I don't know. Why do butterflies fly?
I don't know. Why would I be selling grams of steak?
I don't know. You're hungry.
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I don't like this.
I don't like this. Me neither.
I don't think I can do it.
I don't think I could do this.
I don't think that they are
I don't understand one thing that you just said to us.
I don't wanna be embarrassed.
I don't wanna be rude. I really don't have a preference.
I dropped her on her head.
I feel like I belong right now.
I feel them! I can feel them! Get it off!
I finally found somewhere that I'm good at,
I forgot she existed.
I fucked the pizza man.
I fucking knew it!
I gave him five stars on Yelp.
I got it.
I got real fucked up really quickly just now.
I got something to say.
I got the old people away. Everything's fine.
I got your weed!
I had to cover for my boss, Mason,
I have two brothers now.
I haven't slept in, like, a week.
I just don't want to miss out on anything.
I just feel like we're escrowing apart
I just feel, like, really undervalued, you know?
I just ran here, barefoot.
I just wish we had never started
I killed a girl!
I kind of need some new jeans.
I know exactly where she went.
I know I'm not a good parent.
I know it's a different name, but it's just a coincidence.
I know that's not feminist, but fuck that!
I know you're protecting some stupid bro code.
I look like Nicki Minaj!
I look like Snooki.
I love you so much.
I love you, bubba!
I love you, Oprah.
I love you, sweetie.
I love you, sweetie.
I love you! Shit!
I love you. I love you!
I love you. I love you.
I love you. Love you, dude.
I love your sweater!
I mean it's, like, empowering.
I mean we have no money, so we're definitely losing it. Yeah.
I mean, no offense to you guys, but I like to dress pretty.
I mean, unless you guys think that's too intense of a plan.
I mean, we parented Teddy.
I mean, what do you call a house full of united women?
I mean, would that be, like,
I mean...
I meant to tell you, I enjoyed your TED Talk.
I might do the bridge walk and then I'm gonna come home.
I need to go for a run.
I need to poo twice sometimes! When I'm nervous I poo twice!
I need to report three different addresses
I quit my job!
I ran Delta Psi for four years.
I saw you with Teddy.
I see we're playing outside the rules of the system,
I see your shitty be yourself party
I shouldn't have eaten that McRib.
I swear, we used to ride this baby tandem.
I think a lot of this is going on in your head.
I think I'll be a good father to two daughters.
I think I'm quitting.
I think it's gonna be the perfect house for us.
I think my wife has some thoughts though
I think she's okay.
I think so.
I think there they are now, actually.
I think this is a gorgeous color.
I think this is my thing now!
I think...
I thought college parties were supposed to be fun or something.
I thought we were in this together.
I thought we were sisters.
I thought you were my clients.
I told you guys to shut the fuck up!
I totally should've offered it to you first, man. I'm sorry.
I tried my best, but there's nothing I can do.
I used to live here.
I wanna be your sister. I wanna be your sister.
I wanna see them kiss so fucking bad.
I wanna spank them all.
I wanna, sort of, be of value, you know, to you?
I was figuring stuff out.
I was on the whipped cream. You were on the...
I was the only one trying to save this. This was all my idea.
I was with you last night. I don't know.
I wasn't, like, too harsh on him, was I?
I went to college, too, you know.
I'll be seeing you around.
I'll probably play some games on my phone,
I'll see you fools later. Hit me up if you need me.
I'm a good father to one daughter.
I'm a vocal lover.
I'm blocked! I'll get another car!
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine. I got this.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine. Yeah, I'm good.
I'm freaking out about Paula having a baby.
I'm getting married.
I'm going
I'm gonna call her. Definitely call her.
I'm gonna do it. Thank God.
I'm gonna get up on stage and I'm gonna dance,
I'm gonna miss this place.
I'm gonna start phase two, okay?
I'm gonna talk like this. I'm gonna talk like that.
I'm good.
I'm happy for you guys. I love you guys.
I'm having a hard time.
I'm having a little bit of a meltdown.
I'm helping a bunch of girls build a sorority.
I'm hot!
I'm just gonna say it!
I'm kidding.
I'm mentoring this sorority.
I'm my own parent.
I'm not gonna let you out until we're done raising money, all right?
I'm not gonna lose you guys.
I'm not losing a best friend,
I'm not lying.
I'm not sad.
I'm okay. I just need 10 minutes. Dude.
I'm out.
I'm pooing! When I'm nervous I poo!
I'm proud of you, man. You found your niche.
I'm Shelby.
I'm so sorry. I have to take this call.
I'm so stressed out, all I want to do
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I come to this restaurant.
I'm switching sides.
I'm Teddy Sanders.
I'm the bad parent! I'm the bad parent.
I'm the bad parent.
I'm the oldest person there now by six years.
I'm yours
I've always wanted to say that.
I've been awake for four days. I'm so tired!
I've been down this road. I know what I'm doing.
I've been looking for you.
If I'm being honest, I've never done drugs before,
If our home owners see these girls, our escrowment's gonna end.
If she boots, I boot.
If they drive past here and they see the girls, it's over.
If we shut down this party, the sorority will dissolve.
If we steal their weed, they won't be able to pay the rent.
If we turned it on, we can turn it off. Can we just turn it off?
If you can't smoke weed. Am I right?
If you decide to buy the house, that is.
If you see any old people in here, stop them!
If you're at home
If you're lucky, and you make the cut,
In Sydney, Australia! What?
Inside, outside. Got it.
Is chill out and smoke a joint,
Is even more popular than your fucking sell out party.
Is facilitate the act of partying in this house.
Is it like a new sexy thing?
Is it me? Are you nauseated by me?
Is it real?
Is it weird that I came?
Is now a good time to freak out? No, no.
Is that a dildo dressed as a princess?
Is that what you learned here?
Is the only group selling weed at the tailgate.
Is there anything we can do? We're desperate!
It breaks my heart.
It broke the skin.
It cannot wait
It is only Kappa Nu.
It is. It is.
It matters if we lose this.
It means a lot to me.
It must be pretty big. That place is huge, like eight bedrooms.
It solidifies the bond, bro.
It still hurts my feelings.
It was Indica! She slept for, like, nine hours after.
It was like their grandparents walked into that house.
It was super ****y in there.
It wasn't like that.
It won't make enough money. Excuse me?
It worked with the guys. Why won't it work with the girls?
It worked!
It's 3:00 a.m. where I am in Australia!
It's 30 days! It's just 30 days!
It's 30 days! Then we won't be escrow!
It's a barely used refrigerator.
It's a big step forward for me.
It's a breech! It's a breech!
It's a good party. I am gonna text my friends.
It's a great job, and you can do it with a criminal record.
It's a little hard to call the cops without a phone, ain't it?
It's a very important question to ask yourself.
It's actually not weird. It's actually super normal.
It's all going by so fast, huh?
It's all we're asking for.
It's another ragtag group of girls
It's because you're a great guy.
It's boiling.
It's Dhundee. It's a different name altogether.
It's fine.
It's fun. I say it all the time.
It's garbage! It's not weed!
It's gonna be good.
It's good to see you guys. Kind of missed you.
It's gross!
It's hot!
It's like a hot bitch fiesta.
It's no big deal.
It's nothing like it!
It's on.
It's on.
It's our new house!
It's our sorority.
It's over now. Yes.
It's so funny, if it was a bag of dicks.
It's so hot in here. Can't see in this fucking thing.
It's the same thing.
It's time to show them who's adults,
It's time.
It's Wendy, the realtor.
Japanese, anime cartoon.
Jeez.
Jeez.
Jesus Christ, man, we're getting old.
Jesus Christ, man!
Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus fucking Christ!
Jimmy! Jimmy! Where are you?
Jimmy.
Joan of Arc orders you to pass the joint.
Just blend in.
Just calm down. Just listen.
Just in life.
Just keep playing with your toy. Give him a kiss.
Just kidding. It's the mold inspector, the old mold king.
Just like those sorority girls do.
Just like you are right now.
Just now.
Just pretend it's seven pounds of meat, just try it.
Just remember, man,
Just say it one more time. Maybe say it one more time.
Just shut up, we just gotta infest them fast!
Just stay chill. Everything's fine. What should I do right now?
Just stop moving! Okay? Look...
Just take a little bit.
Just tell me where he is.
Just wanted to double check.
Kappa Nu fooled you.
Kappa Nu steals from you.
Kappa Nu weed. It's charity weed.
Kappa Nu welcomes you.
Kappa Nu,
Kappa Nu?
Kappa Nu.
Kappa Nu. Wants you. What the fuck?
Keep getting pledges and you can dress them up like idiots.
Keeps playing over and over again?
Kelly, Paula, I need you both to drive getaway.
Kelly! Help us! Shelby!
Kelly.
Kelly. What?
Kind of smells a little funky!
Knock, knock, knock!
Ladies, we can come to some sort of