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Dog Eat Dog (2016) "Dog Eat Dog" is a thrilling and darkly comedic crime film released in 2016. Directed by Paul Schrader,

Dog Eat Dog (2016)

"Dog Eat Dog" is a thrilling and darkly comedic crime film released in 2016. Directed by Paul Schrader, the film is based on the novel of the same name by Edward Bunker. Starring an incredible cast led by Nicolas Cage, Willem Dafoe, and Christopher Matthew Cook, this movie takes viewers on a wild and twisted ride through the criminal underworld.

The story revolves around three ex-convicts who are attempting to turn their lives around by taking on a high-paying job that promises to deliver them from a life of crime. Nicolas Cage portrays Troy, a wild and unpredictable criminal with a desperate desire to become a good father. Opposite him, Willem Dafoe delivers a standout performance as Mad Dog, a drug-addicted and volatile ex-convict who struggles to contain his violent tendencies. Lastly, Christopher Matthew Cook shines as Diesel, a more level-headed member of the trio who harbors a deep loyalty to his friends.

The trio's plan seems simple enough: kidnap the baby of a wealthy businessman and hold him for ransom. However, as they delve deeper into the criminal underworld, they quickly find themselves in over their heads. Their initial hopes for a clean getaway quickly spiral out of control, leading to a series of unforeseen and explosive events that threaten not only their lives but also their newfound freedom.

The film is a character-driven exploration of the thin line between freedom and captivity, loyalty and betrayal, and ultimately, the chaotic nature of the human condition. It delves into the psyche of these ex-convicts as they navigate a world governed by their own violent impulses, corrupt authorities, and dangerous criminals.

With its stylized visuals, including vibrant colors and inventive camera work, "Dog Eat Dog" creates a unique and immersive viewing experience. The infusion of dark humor adds an unexpected layer to the film, creating moments of levity amidst the intense and often gruesome narrative.

The movie's exceptional cast brings their A-game, delivering performances filled with raw emotion and a captivating blend of vulnerability and ferocity. Nicolas Cage's portrayal captures Troy's complexity, highlighting his desire for redemption while wrestling with his own demons. Willem Dafoe perfectly embodies Mad Dog's unhinged and unpredictable nature, exuding a raw intensity that is both captivating and unsettling. Christopher Matthew Cook's portrayal of Diesel brings a grounded perspective to the trio, acting as a moral compass amidst the chaos surrounding them.

The film's unique score, created by composer We are the Night, adds a haunting and visceral element to the viewing experience. The music perfectly complements the film's themes and enhances the overall atmosphere of tension and unease. The sound design further immerses the audience in the visceral world of "Dog Eat Dog," enhancing the impact of every moment and heightening the suspense.

"Dog Eat Dog" is a darkly humorous and unapologetically violent exploration of the criminal underworld. With its outstanding cast, innovative visuals, and visceral sound design, it offers a thrilling and intense viewing experience. Whether you're a fan of crime films, black comedy, or simply looking for a unique and gripping story, "Dog Eat Dog" is a must-watch. You can play and download these sounds here to further immerse yourself in the raw and unsettling world of this cinematic gem.

A couple of bucks out of this, but Chepe's gonna be pissed.
A couple of bucks out of this, but Chepe's gonna be pissed.
A fucking plus.
A fucking plus.
A loan collection group is not a bad job.
A loan collection group is not a bad job.
A lot of people are gonna be really pissed.
A lot of people are gonna be really pissed.
A police representative now confirms the deaths
A police representative now confirms the deaths
A real scumbag.
A real scumbag.
Actually, my mom and dad took me to Niagara Falls once.
Actually, my mom and dad took me to Niagara Falls once.
Ain't nobody gonna be home.
Ain't nobody gonna be home.
All I know is this fuckin' chick can identify all of us.
All I know is this fuckin' chick can identify all of us.
All right, cool, cool. Just turn right here.
All right, cool, cool. Just turn right here.
All right, did you get your phone charged?
All right, did you get your phone charged?
All right, guys, let's meet tomorrow afternoon, two o'clock, Kosar's.
All right, guys, let's meet tomorrow afternoon, two o'clock, Kosar's.
All right, hey.
All right, hey.
All right, I mean, like...
All right, I mean, like...
All right, I mean, look,
All right, I mean, look,
All right, I'll go call Grecco.
All right, I'll go call Grecco.
All right, I'll see ya tomorrow at ten.
All right, I'll see ya tomorrow at ten.
All right, I'll take that pistol.
All right, I'll take that pistol.
All right, man, but y'all better not be on no bullshit.
All right, man, but y'all better not be on no bullshit.
All right, man, but y'all better not be on no bullshit.
All right, man, but y'all better not be on no bullshit.
All right, okay, okay!
All right, okay, okay!
All right, shut the fuck up and get in the car.
All right, shut the fuck up and get in the car.
All right, this is the game plan.
All right, this is the game plan.
All right, this is the game plan.
All right, this is the game plan.
All right, uh, meet me in the morning.
All right, uh, meet me in the morning.
All right, we've got the kid, we've got the nanny, it's all good.
All right, we've got the kid, we've got the nanny, it's all good.
All right, you know what? You know what?
All right, you know what? You know what?
All right, you'll be fine, baby. All right, gentlemen, let's go.
All right, you'll be fine, baby. All right, gentlemen, let's go.
All we want... heck, all anybody wants, is justice.
All we want... heck, all anybody wants, is justice.
All you felt was that cold concrete with boogers and jizz on it.
All you felt was that cold concrete with boogers and jizz on it.
An ounce, not a lot, but it was packaged for sale,
An ounce, not a lot, but it was packaged for sale,
And a lot of times I don't like me either.
And a lot of times I don't like me either.
And anything other than that, you're a piece of shit.
And anything other than that, you're a piece of shit.
And as soon as he pays it, he gets the kid back, okay?
And as soon as he pays it, he gets the kid back, okay?
And buggin' the shit out of 'em, motherfucker!
And buggin' the shit out of 'em, motherfucker!
And goin' back and forward, and do over, yeah, absolute.
And goin' back and forward, and do over, yeah, absolute.
And he poisons my drink with his two fat fucking ice cubes.
And he poisons my drink with his two fat fucking ice cubes.
And he says, Well, yeah, ya do, but a stretched out version of him.
And he says, Well, yeah, ya do, but a stretched out version of him.
And I can tell you're a good person, too.
And I can tell you're a good person, too.
And I don't feel safe and I have to leave now.
And I don't feel safe and I have to leave now.
And I got you... I got you a little extra...
And I got you... I got you a little extra...
And I just want ya to know that I really admire it.
And I just want ya to know that I really admire it.
And I promise you, the only person who's gonna go down outta this is gonna be me.
And I promise you, the only person who's gonna go down outta this is gonna be me.
And I said it'd be a bad move for me to hit the fuckin' bartender.
And I said it'd be a bad move for me to hit the fuckin' bartender.
And I want you to be frank 'cause I really do respect you.
And I want you to be frank 'cause I really do respect you.
And I'm the one that brought the Dog into this.
And I'm the one that brought the Dog into this.
And I'm the one that vouched for him.
And I'm the one that vouched for him.
And I'm willin' to do that.
And I'm willin' to do that.
And if we don't call right away, don't panic, don't do anything, don't call anybody,
And if we don't call right away, don't panic, don't do anything, don't call anybody,
And it's like a real cone of silence. Just between you and me, right?
And it's like a real cone of silence. Just between you and me, right?
And it's like she... She wants the worst thing to happen.
And it's like she... She wants the worst thing to happen.
And make myself a person that doesn't make me
And make myself a person that doesn't make me
And mine ain't any worse than yours is, and I ain't in any less in control
And mine ain't any worse than yours is, and I ain't in any less in control
And my vote is that we should do this because this is no kind of life.
And my vote is that we should do this because this is no kind of life.
And now that shit's on eBay.
And now that shit's on eBay.
And really can't picture Chepe and Grecco
And really can't picture Chepe and Grecco
And she envied him 'cause he was, like,
And she envied him 'cause he was, like,
And so, somebody like that? You owe a lifetime.
And so, somebody like that? You owe a lifetime.
And so, with the drug beef piled up on top of the attempted violent escape,
And so, with the drug beef piled up on top of the attempted violent escape,
And some methed out lunatic is trying to break into your house
And some methed out lunatic is trying to break into your house
And that's it, and then I'm outta here.
And that's it, and then I'm outta here.
And the kid, the kid too, the fucking kid.
And the kid, the kid too, the fucking kid.
And the two reflect each other and bounce off the white of the plane.
And the two reflect each other and bounce off the white of the plane.
And then I'm gonna eat your booty, baby.
And then I'm gonna eat your booty, baby.
And then it's too late, but don't do 'em any favors.
And then it's too late, but don't do 'em any favors.
And then there's special people that just know,
And then there's special people that just know,
And then what happens?
And then what happens?
And there was Diesel.
And there was Diesel.
And they didn't notice you wasn't wearing your shower flip flops in your downtime,
And they didn't notice you wasn't wearing your shower flip flops in your downtime,
And they fuck up the most basic shit.
And they fuck up the most basic shit.
And they're gonna get very upset if they see anything weird or they hear anything weird.
And they're gonna get very upset if they see anything weird or they hear anything weird.
And this was the time with Nirvana and Alice In Chains and whatnot.
And this was the time with Nirvana and Alice In Chains and whatnot.
And we aren't gonna get that by being some $10 an hour monkey
And we aren't gonna get that by being some $10 an hour monkey
And we'll head down the road.
And we'll head down the road.
And we're close.
And we're close.
And you don't ever hear from 'em again.
And you don't ever hear from 'em again.
And you had this fuckin' look in your eye like,
And you had this fuckin' look in your eye like,
And you have absolutely no idea how to fuckin' control your emotions.
And you have absolutely no idea how to fuckin' control your emotions.
And you just erased it.
And you just erased it.
And you know what?
And you know what?
And, I guess what I'm sayin' is...
And, I guess what I'm sayin' is...
Are you fuckin' kidding me with this shit?
Are you fuckin' kidding me with this shit?
Asking about the homework assignment with the cupcakes?
Asking about the homework assignment with the cupcakes?
Aw, shit, bro, haven't you ever done sanitation?
Aw, shit, bro, haven't you ever done sanitation?
Baby seat. Just keep the baby down real low.
Baby seat. Just keep the baby down real low.
Bad Dog!
Bad Dog!
Bail is denied.
Bail is denied.
Because I'm willin' to alter those things because I believe in redemption, right?
Because I'm willin' to alter those things because I believe in redemption, right?
Because the management has determined that when people drink drinks without ice,
Because the management has determined that when people drink drinks without ice,
Because they are structurally bent on their own self destruction
Because they are structurally bent on their own self destruction
Because your husband had one of his thugs watchin' you, and he got shot.
Because your husband had one of his thugs watchin' you, and he got shot.
Because, well, it's like an organism.
Because, well, it's like an organism.
Been a long time problem.
Been a long time problem.
Before the cops would pinch me again.
Before the cops would pinch me again.
Before we split, I wanna have a sit down with you, okay?
Before we split, I wanna have a sit down with you, okay?
Big ole gaudy thing, and it needs renovatin'.
Big ole gaudy thing, and it needs renovatin'.
Bitch can never be proud of me either.
Bitch can never be proud of me either.
Blackjack.
Blackjack.
Bluer than your eyes blue.
Bluer than your eyes blue.
Bogart was the best, the king.
Bogart was the best, the king.
Bro, he loves me.
Bro, he loves me.
But he does have a good point.
But he does have a good point.
But he's got a lot of good ideas.
But he's got a lot of good ideas.
But I didn't know who Taylor Swift was.
But I didn't know who Taylor Swift was.
But I just wanna say this, and I'm not tryin' to be melodramatic.
But I just wanna say this, and I'm not tryin' to be melodramatic.
But I know a guy, my wife's cousin...
But I know a guy, my wife's cousin...
But I will try to cool him off, Troy.
But I will try to cool him off, Troy.
But I'll make it worth your while, 'cause I know how to do it right.
But I'll make it worth your while, 'cause I know how to do it right.
But it colors shit a bit.
But it colors shit a bit.
But my feeling is, where we stand right now,
But my feeling is, where we stand right now,
But not in the hood.
But not in the hood.
But the more people that have them makes the world a safer place.
But the more people that have them makes the world a safer place.
But the red fucking jeans that hug the Element's leg,
But the red fucking jeans that hug the Element's leg,
But this guy had the contacts and the inside info to make dreams come true.
But this guy had the contacts and the inside info to make dreams come true.
But we've painted ourselves into a corner, and now, we have to paint ourselves out.
But we've painted ourselves into a corner, and now, we have to paint ourselves out.
But what I wanted to tell ya is,
But what I wanted to tell ya is,
But what you gotta understand is, I know this guy in a very particular way.
But what you gotta understand is, I know this guy in a very particular way.
But, failing that...
But, failing that...
But, on the other hand, you didn't try to cheat him
But, on the other hand, you didn't try to cheat him
But, this is where you come in,
But, this is where you come in,
But, you know, that... It's fuckin' Sheila, man.
But, you know, that... It's fuckin' Sheila, man.
Buys himself a big ole house in Brantlow,
Buys himself a big ole house in Brantlow,
Can I get ya somethin'?
Can I get ya somethin'?
Can I just ask you one thing, a logistical thing?
Can I just ask you one thing, a logistical thing?
Can I see your driver's license, please?
Can I see your driver's license, please?
Can you shut this baby up?
Can you shut this baby up?
Can't say as I'm surprised.
Can't say as I'm surprised.
Carjack some old guy like some ****** from the projects?
Carjack some old guy like some ****** from the projects?
Carmen, I was gonna get you the face cream...
Carmen, I was gonna get you the face cream...
Carmen!
Carmen!
Carmen?
Carmen?
Cassette's in the console.
Cassette's in the console.
Charlene, don't tell no lies.
Charlene, don't tell no lies.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Chocolate milk, a cock to suck on?
Chocolate milk, a cock to suck on?
Chris don't do shit but lay around all day,
Chris don't do shit but lay around all day,
Church music, spirituals.
Church music, spirituals.
Come here, gimme a big bear hug, come here.
Come here, gimme a big bear hug, come here.
Come on, baby. We'll have a nice night.
Come on, baby. We'll have a nice night.
Come on, Deuce, man, open the fuckin' door!
Come on, Deuce, man, open the fuckin' door!
Come on, man, I don't need to.
Come on, man, I don't need to.
Come on.
Come on.
Creamy body scrub with hand dredged organic sea salts.
Creamy body scrub with hand dredged organic sea salts.
Cute little place, too.
Cute little place, too.
Damn sure.
Damn sure.
Damn, dude.
Damn, dude.
Deal?
Deal?
Did you guys happen to encounter a problem at that house?
Did you guys happen to encounter a problem at that house?
Did you know your registration was a month out of date?
Did you know your registration was a month out of date?
Did you wanna go there with me?
Did you wanna go there with me?
Didn't work out.
Didn't work out.
Diesel is just a guy, you know.
Diesel is just a guy, you know.
Diesel, I understand what you're saying,
Diesel, I understand what you're saying,
Diesel, I understand what you're saying,
Diesel, I understand what you're saying,
Dis!
Dis!
Dis. No.
Dis. No.
Do my spreadsheets for church.
Do my spreadsheets for church.
Do you have any narcotics or a weapon?
Do you have any narcotics or a weapon?
Do you mind if I take a look inside your car?
Do you mind if I take a look inside your car?
Do you think I look like Humphrey Bogart?
Do you think I look like Humphrey Bogart?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you want my badge? Get behind this shit.
Do you want my badge? Get behind this shit.
Dog killed a million dollar goose?
Dog killed a million dollar goose?
Dog, Dog.
Dog, Dog.
Dog, would you please just keep an eye on her.
Dog, would you please just keep an eye on her.
Dog, you got a place to put the body, right?
Dog, you got a place to put the body, right?
Dog!
Dog!
Dog! Come on, let's grab him.
Dog! Come on, let's grab him.
Don't be nasty.
Don't be nasty.
Don't hurt me! Stop!
Don't hurt me! Stop!
Don't kill anybody unless you have to.
Don't kill anybody unless you have to.
Don't like any?
Don't like any?
Don't move, Mister!
Don't move, Mister!
Don't point that thing at us.
Don't point that thing at us.
Driver's license.
Driver's license.
Dude stole this spare donut tire off the back of some dude's jeep...
Dude stole this spare donut tire off the back of some dude's jeep...
Dude, get his wallet. Let's find out who he is.
Dude, get his wallet. Let's find out who he is.
Dude, go down, go ask the manager.
Dude, go down, go ask the manager.
Dude, I know all of C town, better than anybody.
Dude, I know all of C town, better than anybody.
Eatin' fuckin' fingers, watchin' that Housewives shit.
Eatin' fuckin' fingers, watchin' that Housewives shit.
El Grecco, the Greek.
El Grecco, the Greek.
Empty calories.
Empty calories.
End of all of this shit.
End of all of this shit.
Everybody has their own damage and malfunction and whatnot.
Everybody has their own damage and malfunction and whatnot.
Everybody self medicates.
Everybody self medicates.
Everyone has their own fucked upness.
Everyone has their own fucked upness.
Everyone's down to their last nickel right now, so...
Everyone's down to their last nickel right now, so...
Everyone's got their own form of preparation, all right?
Everyone's got their own form of preparation, all right?
Evie can't do nothin' for you now, man.
Evie can't do nothin' for you now, man.
Face the car, put your hands behind your head.
Face the car, put your hands behind your head.
Felt like these huge arms, felt like your mom
Felt like these huge arms, felt like your mom
Find out where and when he wants us to pick up the dough.
Find out where and when he wants us to pick up the dough.
Five character flaws that I can do a reboot on.
Five character flaws that I can do a reboot on.
For a guy who comes out with felony strikes,
For a guy who comes out with felony strikes,
For hookin' this little adventure up.
For hookin' this little adventure up.
For instance, what do you do for a living, Mr. McCain?
For instance, what do you do for a living, Mr. McCain?
For Mad Dog and Diesel if, you know,
For Mad Dog and Diesel if, you know,
For me.
For me.
Former friend, actually.
Former friend, actually.
Freeze on that.
Freeze on that.
Freeze!
Freeze!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck no, 100 percent not.
Fuck no, 100 percent not.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck, man!
Fuck, man!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! What the fuck are you doin'?
Fuck! What the fuck are you doin'?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuckin' crazy.
Fuckin' crazy.
Fuckin' Dog, Jesus Christ.
Fuckin' Dog, Jesus Christ.
Fuckin' stepped in some shit.
Fuckin' stepped in some shit.
Fuckin' thing that you always hear about.
Fuckin' thing that you always hear about.
Get down on the floor, face down, face down.
Get down on the floor, face down, face down.
Get his wallet, get his fuckin' wallet.
Get his wallet, get his fuckin' wallet.
Get out!
Get out!
Get the fuck in here now!
Get the fuck in here now!
Get the fuck in here! Get the fuck in here!
Get the fuck in here! Get the fuck in here!
Get the fuck out.
Get the fuck out.
Get the fuck outta here, go on! Get the fuck outta here!
Get the fuck outta here, go on! Get the fuck outta here!
Get the fuck outta here, that's right!
Get the fuck outta here, that's right!
Get the fuck outta my business.
Get the fuck outta my business.
Get the fuck outta the car.
Get the fuck outta the car.
Get us some cop uniforms?
Get us some cop uniforms?
Gimme five minutes, just five minutes to get my groove on, and then we're outta here.
Gimme five minutes, just five minutes to get my groove on, and then we're outta here.
Girls up front say he showed up in that red Jag over there.
Girls up front say he showed up in that red Jag over there.
Give me my Chevron card back now!
Give me my Chevron card back now!
Givin' you the biggest hug ever.
Givin' you the biggest hug ever.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go get cleaned up, I'll cook dinner, but this is it, okay?
Go get cleaned up, I'll cook dinner, but this is it, okay?
Go on, get the fuck out before I paint the wall with ya!
Go on, get the fuck out before I paint the wall with ya!
Go to work, Reg.
Go to work, Reg.
Goddamn right I didn't.
Goddamn right I didn't.
Good to see ya again.
Good to see ya again.
Got a little puss on the side.
Got a little puss on the side.
Got any music?
Got any music?
Gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais.
Gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais.
Gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais.
Gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais.
Gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais.
Gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais.
Great question.
Great question.
Guy who has a past, guy whose made mistakes.
Guy who has a past, guy whose made mistakes.
Ha!
Ha!
Hang on, I'll take the wheel, you folks sit in back.
Hang on, I'll take the wheel, you folks sit in back.
Have 'em send it upstairs. Let's go.
Have 'em send it upstairs. Let's go.
Have you ever been to Nice?
Have you ever been to Nice?
Have you ever heard of a gemstone called Black Tourmaline?
Have you ever heard of a gemstone called Black Tourmaline?
Havin' somebody blow smoke in your mouth is like...
Havin' somebody blow smoke in your mouth is like...
He ain't gonna believe that shit.
He ain't gonna believe that shit.
He ain't never gonna be able to get it back on his own.
He ain't never gonna be able to get it back on his own.
He buys himself a house up in Rocky River.
He buys himself a house up in Rocky River.
He don't keep anything worth shit up at the Rocky River house,
He don't keep anything worth shit up at the Rocky River house,
He had a bunch of knife wounds to the heart.
He had a bunch of knife wounds to the heart.
He has, like, a Mexican mom, an Irish dad, and he's a totally Latin lookin' dude,
He has, like, a Mexican mom, an Irish dad, and he's a totally Latin lookin' dude,
He just did it, like that.
He just did it, like that.
He knew my parole was coming up and he took this fall for me.
He knew my parole was coming up and he took this fall for me.
He knows we're gonna call the police the minute he gets away.
He knows we're gonna call the police the minute he gets away.
He likes to drive a Beamer seven.
He likes to drive a Beamer seven.
He needs some money the wife don't know about.
He needs some money the wife don't know about.
He said he wasn't gonna bust you if you open the door.
He said he wasn't gonna bust you if you open the door.
He says to my friend, the Armenian, he says, Hey, Mr. Cracker.
He says to my friend, the Armenian, he says, Hey, Mr. Cracker.
He talks like that, says, Mr. Cracker, if you're so smart and I'm so dumb,
He talks like that, says, Mr. Cracker, if you're so smart and I'm so dumb,
He wouldn't do that.
He wouldn't do that.
He's a squirrely guy, but now he has a problem.
He's a squirrely guy, but now he has a problem.
He's a stubborn fucking pig headed beaner.
He's a stubborn fucking pig headed beaner.
He's gonna help me edit my album.
He's gonna help me edit my album.
He's got a 300 pound fool he calls a bouncer.
He's got a 300 pound fool he calls a bouncer.
He's got a one year old out in the Heights.
He's got a one year old out in the Heights.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Help.
Help.
Here, count it.
Here, count it.
Here.
Here.
Here's a pen so you can write down the combination.
Here's a pen so you can write down the combination.
Hey, bro, look at this.
Hey, bro, look at this.
Hey, dude, it's me. Open the door.
Hey, dude, it's me. Open the door.
Hey, go right ahead.
Hey, go right ahead.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, hey, call Evie, man, tell her to come bail me out this motherfucker.
Hey, hey, call Evie, man, tell her to come bail me out this motherfucker.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, wait a minute, hold up, hold up.
Hey, hey, wait a minute, hold up, hold up.
Hey, I'm Madeline.
Hey, I'm Madeline.
Hey, it's me.
Hey, it's me.
Hey, love birds, did my friend, Hannah, call here
Hey, love birds, did my friend, Hannah, call here
Hey, man, I could win a goddamn Grammy, and she would act like it ain't shit, man.
Hey, man, I could win a goddamn Grammy, and she would act like it ain't shit, man.
Hey, man, where the fuck we at?
Hey, man, where the fuck we at?
Hey, man, you keep throwin' around numbers like 500,000 here,
Hey, man, you keep throwin' around numbers like 500,000 here,
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, Melissa, what's going on?
Hey, Melissa, what's going on?
Hey, old rich ****a. You done shoulda paid your tickets!
Hey, old rich ****a. You done shoulda paid your tickets!
Hey, pussy, you had enough?
Hey, pussy, you had enough?
Hey, this ain't my trap house, man.
Hey, this ain't my trap house, man.
Hey, Vladimir Putin may come here, take off his shirt, and they have to do something.
Hey, Vladimir Putin may come here, take off his shirt, and they have to do something.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
His jacket's all messed up.
His jacket's all messed up.
His mom needed an eye operation, shit like that.
His mom needed an eye operation, shit like that.
Hmm.
Hmm.
How 'bout I just send you a cellphone video of me beatin' his fuckin' ass?
How 'bout I just send you a cellphone video of me beatin' his fuckin' ass?
How 'bout it's two o'clock in the morning
How 'bout it's two o'clock in the morning
How about some extra TLC for $300?
How about some extra TLC for $300?
How much you think that's worth?
How much you think that's worth?
How we doin' back there, Dorothy?
How we doin' back there, Dorothy?
How's the gas?
How's the gas?
Huh? I do three things.
Huh? I do three things.
I ain't even did nothin', man.
I ain't even did nothin', man.
I ain't into abusin' children, you dig?
I ain't into abusin' children, you dig?
I ain't sweatin' it, don't even sweat it, man.
I ain't sweatin' it, don't even sweat it, man.
I ain't... I don't really supposed to have one, but...
I ain't... I don't really supposed to have one, but...
I always wanted to be your friend.
I always wanted to be your friend.
I am looking out for you.
I am looking out for you.
I am rock hard right now, sweetheart.
I am rock hard right now, sweetheart.
I am totally not able to get the cupcake experiment on.
I am totally not able to get the cupcake experiment on.
I appreciate that, man.
I appreciate that, man.
I barely knew Mad Dog, but...
I barely knew Mad Dog, but...
I been locked up in a fuckin' garbage can for years.
I been locked up in a fuckin' garbage can for years.
I been out longer than you guys and I'm still freakin' out about it.
I been out longer than you guys and I'm still freakin' out about it.
I bought that girl a Black Tourmaline bracelet,
I bought that girl a Black Tourmaline bracelet,
I can help with that, yeah.
I can help with that, yeah.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I could be your Bogart, you can be my Dietrich.
I could be your Bogart, you can be my Dietrich.
I didn't even fuckin' know where it was.
I didn't even fuckin' know where it was.
I didn't go outta my way to fuck with people, which is more than I can say for Diesel.
I didn't go outta my way to fuck with people, which is more than I can say for Diesel.
I didn't hear nothin' about no cupcakes!
I didn't hear nothin' about no cupcakes!
I didn't know they still had the job of callin' people at dinner
I didn't know they still had the job of callin' people at dinner
I didn't want justice.
I didn't want justice.
I do my taxes. And I answer emails.
I do my taxes. And I answer emails.
I do my taxes. And I answer emails.
I do my taxes. And I answer emails.
I don't bring 'em to stuff like this.
I don't bring 'em to stuff like this.
I don't hang out to have fun.
I don't hang out to have fun.
I don't have time for this shit.
I don't have time for this shit.
I don't know him.
I don't know him.
I don't know, man, nabbin' a kid is a dangerous business.
I don't know, man, nabbin' a kid is a dangerous business.
I don't know, she said somethin' like she's an Indian, or somethin' like that, you know.
I don't know, she said somethin' like she's an Indian, or somethin' like that, you know.
I don't know, she said somethin' like she's an Indian, or somethin' like that, you know.
I don't know, she said somethin' like she's an Indian, or somethin' like that, you know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like this motherfucker tellin' me what to do.
I don't like this motherfucker tellin' me what to do.
I don't see that your number don't come up forever.
I don't see that your number don't come up forever.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't.
I don't.
I figured not, so ease up. You'll be home before ya know it.
I figured not, so ease up. You'll be home before ya know it.
I get it. So what are we gonna do?
I get it. So what are we gonna do?
I give ya my word. My hand.
I give ya my word. My hand.
I got a key.
I got a key.
I got a suitcase full of guns. What am I gonna fuckin' do?
I got a suitcase full of guns. What am I gonna fuckin' do?
I got news for ya, Dog.
I got news for ya, Dog.
I got no one to tell.
I got no one to tell.
I got nowhere else to go.
I got nowhere else to go.
I gotta call Grecco, I gotta buy a disposable phone and call him.
I gotta call Grecco, I gotta buy a disposable phone and call him.
I gotta crash here tonight.
I gotta crash here tonight.
I gotta get some stuff, man. Stop at the store, man.
I gotta get some stuff, man. Stop at the store, man.
I gotta tell ya, man. I appreciate the threads.
I gotta tell ya, man. I appreciate the threads.
I guess you could call it like... Like a resort spot.
I guess you could call it like... Like a resort spot.
I had no clue.
I had no clue.
I had the connections to get everybody paid,
I had the connections to get everybody paid,
I have a number for him in Canton.
I have a number for him in Canton.
I have no fuckin' idea.
I have no fuckin' idea.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I heard that.
I heard that.
I hope.
I hope.
I just didn't know people still had that job of guttin' fish anymore.
I just didn't know people still had that job of guttin' fish anymore.
I just gotta sleep here, and in the morning pick it up,
I just gotta sleep here, and in the morning pick it up,
I just wanna get to know you somewhat.
I just wanna get to know you somewhat.
I just wanted what I wanted, just like everyone,
I just wanted what I wanted, just like everyone,
I know how to make myself cum.
I know how to make myself cum.
I know that I'm responsible for myself and stuff,
I know that I'm responsible for myself and stuff,
I know that.
I know that.
I know you know what's what.
I know you know what's what.
I know.
I know.
I learned a lot from him.
I learned a lot from him.
I like spirituals.
I like spirituals.
I love it when you talk like that.
I love it when you talk like that.
I mean that, apparently, you are a gentleman of some power and influence.
I mean that, apparently, you are a gentleman of some power and influence.
I mean, 90 percent of the time, the shit be about business.
I mean, 90 percent of the time, the shit be about business.
I mean, Chepe's not gonna be happy about Brennan gettin' whacked.
I mean, Chepe's not gonna be happy about Brennan gettin' whacked.
I mean, do you think people can change?
I mean, do you think people can change?
I mean, granted, this was different, 'cause ain't nobody gonna report this one.
I mean, granted, this was different, 'cause ain't nobody gonna report this one.
I mean, he has to understand that there's a certain likelihood that...
I mean, he has to understand that there's a certain likelihood that...
I mean, he should cool off eventually...
I mean, he should cool off eventually...
I mean, I... I looked to you to be a friend.
I mean, I... I looked to you to be a friend.
I mean, I'm just saying, you said you don't really like Cleveland,
I mean, I'm just saying, you said you don't really like Cleveland,
I mean, if it came down to it, I would literally eat a gun
I mean, if it came down to it, I would literally eat a gun
I mean, like, if your behavior's one way,
I mean, like, if your behavior's one way,
I mean, she's just one of those people that knows.
I mean, she's just one of those people that knows.
I mean, to be a friend, you know, what accepts ya, 'cause...
I mean, to be a friend, you know, what accepts ya, 'cause...
I mean, with what we've been through, how fuckin' bad could it be, seriously?
I mean, with what we've been through, how fuckin' bad could it be, seriously?
I mean, you know, I try to be better than I've been.
I mean, you know, I try to be better than I've been.
I need to get dropped off. But I just wanna say one thing,
I need to get dropped off. But I just wanna say one thing,
I need to get four mil from him.
I need to get four mil from him.
I need you to snatch him.
I need you to snatch him.
I really like my scotch neat and this fuckin' bozo insists that I take it on the rocks.
I really like my scotch neat and this fuckin' bozo insists that I take it on the rocks.
I said, It would be a bad choice for me.
I said, It would be a bad choice for me.
I said, where's the money?
I said, where's the money?
I says, Do you think I look like Humphrey Bogart?
I says, Do you think I look like Humphrey Bogart?
I see the relationship you have with Troy, and how you handle things,
I see the relationship you have with Troy, and how you handle things,
I spent $300 to get us broads,
I spent $300 to get us broads,
I still gotta get my head shots taken, and then there's this guy, Robert.
I still gotta get my head shots taken, and then there's this guy, Robert.
I think it does sometimes.
I think it does sometimes.
I think it made me hate all music, period.
I think it made me hate all music, period.
I think they've been watchin' too much Black Entertainment Television or somethin'.
I think they've been watchin' too much Black Entertainment Television or somethin'.
I thought maybe you did, 'cause that Brennan guy hasn't shown up for anything.
I thought maybe you did, 'cause that Brennan guy hasn't shown up for anything.
I thought we were doing homework together.
I thought we were doing homework together.
I told ya not to fall in love.
I told ya not to fall in love.
I told you, you cannot stay here.
I told you, you cannot stay here.
I understand. No, I get that. I respect that, absolute, but,
I understand. No, I get that. I respect that, absolute, but,
I wanna go back there.
I wanna go back there.
I wanna just honestly express my gratitude to you, Troy,
I wanna just honestly express my gratitude to you, Troy,
I wanna make a strong action and fuckin' change some things
I wanna make a strong action and fuckin' change some things
I wanna, you know, sit down, and I want you to give me five things,
I wanna, you know, sit down, and I want you to give me five things,
I want us all to agree, with this particular gig,
I want us all to agree, with this particular gig,
I warned you, Dog.
I warned you, Dog.
I was 16 when I signed up.
I was 16 when I signed up.
I was around a lot of rap music for a while.
I was around a lot of rap music for a while.
I was explaining to the officer and she...
I was explaining to the officer and she...
I was told once that there was like a four week grace period.
I was told once that there was like a four week grace period.
I work in a cannery and I got a special knife to gut fish.
I work in a cannery and I got a special knife to gut fish.
I...
I...
I... I gut fish.
I... I gut fish.
I... I knew all them little rappers,
I... I knew all them little rappers,
I'll arrange for the ransom myself.
I'll arrange for the ransom myself.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be, uh, makin' some money in the next couple of months.
I'll be, uh, makin' some money in the next couple of months.
I'll check it out.
I'll check it out.
I'll get us such a good gig, take your tits off!
I'll get us such a good gig, take your tits off!
I'll get ya some dough and we'll see what we're gonna do about Chepe.
I'll get ya some dough and we'll see what we're gonna do about Chepe.
I'll make some fuckin' short ribs.
I'll make some fuckin' short ribs.
I'm 100 percent fucking sure about it.
I'm 100 percent fucking sure about it.
I'm Charles Wilson, this is Charlene Wilson.
I'm Charles Wilson, this is Charlene Wilson.
I'm comin' back alone.
I'm comin' back alone.
I'm dyin' to tell ya, but...
I'm dyin' to tell ya, but...
I'm gonna get some cashews outta the meat locker in here.
I'm gonna get some cashews outta the meat locker in here.
I'm gonna get us some real work, gents.
I'm gonna get us some real work, gents.
I'm gonna kill this fucker right now! I'm gonna fuckin' kill him!
I'm gonna kill this fucker right now! I'm gonna fuckin' kill him!
I'm kinda lost with the Reverend and the Missus.
I'm kinda lost with the Reverend and the Missus.
I'm not a violent person.
I'm not a violent person.
I'm not fuckin' you around.
I'm not fuckin' you around.
I'm not referring to your weight.
I'm not referring to your weight.
I'm not shittin', man, this is serious.
I'm not shittin', man, this is serious.
I'm on edge, I've been gone for long.
I'm on edge, I've been gone for long.
I'm so lost.
I'm so lost.
I'm sorry, sir, but I'm on disability and I can't give you any money.
I'm sorry, sir, but I'm on disability and I can't give you any money.
I'm tellin' ya, I can't do it.
I'm tellin' ya, I can't do it.
I'm tellin' ya, man, all these people coverin' themselves.
I'm tellin' ya, man, all these people coverin' themselves.
I'm very sure they did.
I'm very sure they did.
I've got a daughter in the house! You're a fuckin' loser!
I've got a daughter in the house! You're a fuckin' loser!
ID, please.
ID, please.
If he opens up, cool.
If he opens up, cool.
If he was four or somethin', I'd never be doin' that.
If he was four or somethin', I'd never be doin' that.
If you need to, you can plug in that charger over there.
If you need to, you can plug in that charger over there.
If you're afraid of that, you eat a bunch of pills or do a fat shot of heroin.
If you're afraid of that, you eat a bunch of pills or do a fat shot of heroin.
In a couple of days, they're gonna be rottin' anyway,
In a couple of days, they're gonna be rottin' anyway,
In a job we got from our probation officer or an outreach program
In a job we got from our probation officer or an outreach program
In a well regulated militia.
In a well regulated militia.
In a well regulated militia.
In a well regulated militia.
In another universe, this guy could've been a lawyer from Stanford or something.
In another universe, this guy could've been a lawyer from Stanford or something.
In fact, I don't think you've ever really fucked up on a job.
In fact, I don't think you've ever really fucked up on a job.
In fucking France.
In fucking France.
In the aftermath of a bloody shootout outside Apple Supermarket,
In the aftermath of a bloody shootout outside Apple Supermarket,
In the straight world without some serious dough
In the straight world without some serious dough
In the trunk or under the front seat.
In the trunk or under the front seat.
In the United States in a long time.
In the United States in a long time.
Is he gonna come in the house with this gun?
Is he gonna come in the house with this gun?
Is he gonna come in the house with this gun?
Is he gonna come in the house with this gun?
Is there a problem, Officer?
Is there a problem, Officer?
Is this really far out fuckin' place that we're goin',
Is this really far out fuckin' place that we're goin',
Is this where you dumped Sheila and the kid?
Is this where you dumped Sheila and the kid?
It means we're out of money.
It means we're out of money.
It was a five to 15 year hit.
It was a five to 15 year hit.
It was my job to take care of the crew.
It was my job to take care of the crew.
It was you.
It was you.
It worked.
It worked.
It'll go quick, Troy.
It'll go quick, Troy.
It'll work because I guarantee you a half a million,
It'll work because I guarantee you a half a million,
It's a beach town.
It's a beach town.
It's a fuckin' fact in forensic science
It's a fuckin' fact in forensic science
It's all cool, brother.
It's all cool, brother.
It's all right, your baby's fine. He's perfectly safe.
It's all right, your baby's fine. He's perfectly safe.
It's an extra 300 bucks.
It's an extra 300 bucks.
It's death or victory, and it pretty goddamn well better be victory.
It's death or victory, and it pretty goddamn well better be victory.
It's gonna be 1,500.
It's gonna be 1,500.
It's gonna be a victory.
It's gonna be a victory.
It's gonna take 'em overnight to fix it.
It's gonna take 'em overnight to fix it.
It's gotta be samurai style.
It's gotta be samurai style.
It's important.
It's important.
It's just if you wanna die, you're gonna sit there and hack away at your chest?
It's just if you wanna die, you're gonna sit there and hack away at your chest?
It's just water, shake it off.
It's just water, shake it off.
It's like bird cupcake factory time.
It's like bird cupcake factory time.
It's like this blue sky, and then the water's so blue.
It's like this blue sky, and then the water's so blue.
It's me, doll, I'm back.
It's me, doll, I'm back.
It's no problem at all.
It's no problem at all.
It's not business.
It's not business.
It's not gonna kill ya.
It's not gonna kill ya.
It's not, and I'm not sayin' it is.
It's not, and I'm not sayin' it is.
It's personal, it's personal to me.
It's personal, it's personal to me.
It's real close.
It's real close.
It's the most incredible thing because when you're flying in,
It's the most incredible thing because when you're flying in,
It's time to grate it in the grinder.
It's time to grate it in the grinder.
It's tough?
It's tough?
It's under the front seat.
It's under the front seat.
It's upstairs! I said it was upstairs!
It's upstairs! I said it was upstairs!
It's where we're comin' from.
It's where we're comin' from.
It's, like, the worst thing in the world.
It's, like, the worst thing in the world.
Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan.
Jesus Christ, are you kiddin' me, with a mother like that?
Jesus Christ, are you kiddin' me, with a mother like that?
Jose Vasquez?
Jose Vasquez?
Jose Vasquez. Who the fuck is Jose Vasquez?
Jose Vasquez. Who the fuck is Jose Vasquez?
Just as long as you do as I say, which doesn't seem to be a problem.
Just as long as you do as I say, which doesn't seem to be a problem.
Just don't go wastin' it on those other fools.
Just don't go wastin' it on those other fools.
Just finish this, man.
Just finish this, man.
Just get the fuck out of the fucking car!
Just get the fuck out of the fucking car!
Just go to the left.
Just go to the left.
Just go upstairs and call Hannah, honey.
Just go upstairs and call Hannah, honey.
Just humor me, tell him anyway.
Just humor me, tell him anyway.
Just in the world and life, what do you need a barrel that long for?
Just in the world and life, what do you need a barrel that long for?
Just move with the music, man.
Just move with the music, man.
Just relax, let it come.
Just relax, let it come.
Just sweat it out, right?
Just sweat it out, right?
Just the girlfriend, the nanny, and the baby.
Just the girlfriend, the nanny, and the baby.
Just try to be businesslike, man.
Just try to be businesslike, man.
Just... Just step over it. Step over...
Just... Just step over it. Step over...
Kid's still a baby, he ain't ever gonna know.
Kid's still a baby, he ain't ever gonna know.
Kidnapping. I don't dig the sound of this.
Kidnapping. I don't dig the sound of this.
Lady!
Lady!
Leave us by the side of the road.
Leave us by the side of the road.
Lemme get one.
Lemme get one.
Let me ask you somethin', okay?
Let me ask you somethin', okay?
Let me get one, Reg.
Let me get one, Reg.
Let's do this again real soon.
Let's do this again real soon.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's get some jams up in here.
Let's get some jams up in here.
Let's get this done.
Let's get this done.
Let's give him a ride.
Let's give him a ride.
Let's just fuckin' dump him, man.
Let's just fuckin' dump him, man.
Let's kill this lyin' cocksucker!
Let's kill this lyin' cocksucker!
Let's try a burgundy, man, it brings out...
Let's try a burgundy, man, it brings out...
Life without the possibility of parole.
Life without the possibility of parole.
Like fuck you, who gives a shit?
Like fuck you, who gives a shit?
Like Marlene Dietrich.
Like Marlene Dietrich.
Like the old fudge puncher said, a man kills the thing he loves.
Like the old fudge puncher said, a man kills the thing he loves.
Like they saw in a gangster rap video or some shit.
Like they saw in a gangster rap video or some shit.
Like you are with Troy, a real friend, where there's mutual respect.
Like you are with Troy, a real friend, where there's mutual respect.
Like, stuck under, like, six or seven things.
Like, stuck under, like, six or seven things.
Like, you know, I mean, just sit down
Like, you know, I mean, just sit down
Like... soft, shaved pussy.
Like... soft, shaved pussy.
Listen to all the bitch comin' out of him at once.
Listen to all the bitch comin' out of him at once.
Listen, can I call you back in a minute?
Listen, can I call you back in a minute?
Listen, Dog, you are a fuckin' pain in the ass.
Listen, Dog, you are a fuckin' pain in the ass.
Listen, I wanna tell ya somethin'.
Listen, I wanna tell ya somethin'.
Listen, my car's at the Chevron, the alternator's fucked,
Listen, my car's at the Chevron, the alternator's fucked,
Listen, please.
Listen, please.
Little Romeo and little this and that, right?
Little Romeo and little this and that, right?
Look, Grecco, I'm not... I'm not sure about this, okay?
Look, Grecco, I'm not... I'm not sure about this, okay?
Look, I'm just sayin', this guy's a problem.
Look, I'm just sayin', this guy's a problem.
Look, I'm just upset.
Look, I'm just upset.
Look, look, look, I don't wanna seem crazy.
Look, look, look, I don't wanna seem crazy.
Look, look, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Look, look, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Look, look, look, man, I understand.
Look, look, look, man, I understand.
Look, man, I don't know what... Oh, fuck!
Look, man, I don't know what... Oh, fuck!
Look, we need money, and I said as much to him,
Look, we need money, and I said as much to him,
Look, what if I give you 500,000 plus a $250,000 bump?
Look, what if I give you 500,000 plus a $250,000 bump?
Look, you'll have to kill this ****a
Look, you'll have to kill this ****a
Lower your voice, you know it is. Keep walkin'.
Lower your voice, you know it is. Keep walkin'.
Make sure you keep your hands up, all right?
Make sure you keep your hands up, all right?
Man, it was thick but it was like Beyoncé thick, where there's a shape to it.
Man, it was thick but it was like Beyoncé thick, where there's a shape to it.
Man, when we first started out she had a gorgeous body.
Man, when we first started out she had a gorgeous body.
Man, would you stop bustin' my balls about this shit?
Man, would you stop bustin' my balls about this shit?
Maybe get away from all this for a little while?
Maybe get away from all this for a little while?
Maybe get away with a bit of it, then eventually get caught or clipped.
Maybe get away with a bit of it, then eventually get caught or clipped.
Me?
Me?
Me? Nah, I ain't got no ID.
Me? Nah, I ain't got no ID.
Mind if I smoke?
Mind if I smoke?
Mm, maybe.
Mm, maybe.
Mom's had a double mastectomy and was on her way out when...
Mom's had a double mastectomy and was on her way out when...
Moon Man!
Moon Man!
Motherfucker, I didn't bring 'em here, they already knew where we was at.
Motherfucker, I didn't bring 'em here, they already knew where we was at.
Motherfucker, you got blood on my Versace!
Motherfucker, you got blood on my Versace!
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Nah, I'll get us a real good gig.
Nah, I'll get us a real good gig.
Never understood why people called him that,
Never understood why people called him that,
Nine, uh, make it ten...
Nine, uh, make it ten...
No, because on his ID, it said Joe Vasquez.
No, because on his ID, it said Joe Vasquez.
No, but there's some very messy shit up there.
No, but there's some very messy shit up there.
No, fuck that, I see you got a good thing goin'.
No, fuck that, I see you got a good thing goin'.
No, I didn't say you were crazy.
No, I didn't say you were crazy.
No, I didn't, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
No, I didn't, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
No, I do not.
No, I do not.
No, I understand that, I know. I just... I don't feel safe right now.
No, I understand that, I know. I just... I don't feel safe right now.
No, I... I understand that, I get that.
No, I... I understand that, I get that.
No, it's okay, I know you don't like me,
No, it's okay, I know you don't like me,
No, meet up there, it's much more boring.
No, meet up there, it's much more boring.
No, Mike Brennan.
No, Mike Brennan.
No, no, I'm goin' back to my house.
No, no, I'm goin' back to my house.
No, no, it's like two hours, two and a half tops.
No, no, it's like two hours, two and a half tops.
No, no, no, sir.
No, no, no, sir.
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, please, don't hurt me! Stop, don't hurt me!
No, no, please, don't hurt me! Stop, don't hurt me!
No, no, really? Shit!
No, no, really? Shit!
No, no, trust me, we gotta go up there and place him in.
No, no, trust me, we gotta go up there and place him in.
No, no!
No, no!
No, please, get away! Stop!
No, please, get away! Stop!
No, seriously, that just sounds disgusting.
No, seriously, that just sounds disgusting.
No, seriously, the smoke.
No, seriously, the smoke.
No, sir, we can't do that. I just am surprised is all.
No, sir, we can't do that. I just am surprised is all.
No, they didn't.
No, they didn't.
No, we didn't deal with Brennan.
No, we didn't deal with Brennan.
No, what he's sayin' is, if we get in a spot where we're gonna get pinched,
No, what he's sayin' is, if we get in a spot where we're gonna get pinched,
No, you know how.
No, you know how.
No, you're gonna take a gun.
No, you're gonna take a gun.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Here it is. Here we go.
No. Here it is. Here we go.
Nobody's heard from him, he's disappeared.
Nobody's heard from him, he's disappeared.
Not a great job, but Diesel dug it.
Not a great job, but Diesel dug it.
Not a thing.
Not a thing.
Not much of a tough guy now, are ya?
Not much of a tough guy now, are ya?
Not my problem! Give me my Chevron card back.
Not my problem! Give me my Chevron card back.
Not to be rude, but can you give the old man a break?
Not to be rude, but can you give the old man a break?
Not... Not... Not Mad Dog.
Not... Not... Not Mad Dog.
Now I need ya to call him, tell him his kid's collateral
Now I need ya to call him, tell him his kid's collateral
Now listen to me.
Now listen to me.
Now listen!
Now listen!
Now she just got this big ol' fat ass.
Now she just got this big ol' fat ass.
Now the wife didn't show up, so if you can get me a contact on Brennan,
Now the wife didn't show up, so if you can get me a contact on Brennan,
Now they be scared, but they be dangerous.
Now they be scared, but they be dangerous.
Now we can do this,
Now we can do this,
Now we're gonna call you.
Now we're gonna call you.
Now when we get outta here, and we meet up with Troy and we split up our shit,
Now when we get outta here, and we meet up with Troy and we split up our shit,
Now, do you know how to get in touch with Mike, the father?
Now, do you know how to get in touch with Mike, the father?
Now, get home.
Now, get home.
Of Troy Cameron and Dieson Carson after an armed pursuit...
Of Troy Cameron and Dieson Carson after an armed pursuit...
Officer down, officer down!
Officer down, officer down!
Oh, boy, the butterin' up's underway
Oh, boy, the butterin' up's underway
Oh, come on, Sheila.
Oh, come on, Sheila.
Oh, Dis, don't be such a fuckin' pussy.
Oh, Dis, don't be such a fuckin' pussy.
Oh, five, ten million?
Oh, five, ten million?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God, that's sounds horrible.
Oh, God, that's sounds horrible.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, Mama.
Oh, Mama.
Oh, man, the way I slept that night.
Oh, man, the way I slept that night.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, shit, fuck.
Oh, shit, fuck.
Oh, shit! You scared me.
Oh, shit! You scared me.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that guy with the fucking donut tire thing?
Oh, that guy with the fucking donut tire thing?
Oh, that's okay, sir. We're not looking for any donations.
Oh, that's okay, sir. We're not looking for any donations.
Oh, yeah, they took care of that.
Oh, yeah, they took care of that.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yes, of course.
Oh, yes, of course.
Oh, you just make fun of him because he's a Hindu,
Oh, you just make fun of him because he's a Hindu,
Oh, you know, it doesn't really make any difference
Oh, you know, it doesn't really make any difference
Oh, you like that, huh? All right.
Oh, you like that, huh? All right.
Oh, you're a cute little animal.
Oh, you're a cute little animal.
Okay, as far as I'm concerned, we are never going to collaborate
Okay, as far as I'm concerned, we are never going to collaborate
Okay, good. Canton is good, that's a start.
Okay, good. Canton is good, that's a start.
Okay, help me put him in here.
Okay, help me put him in here.
Okay, I love you, sweetheart.
Okay, I love you, sweetheart.
Okay, Mamita, you like that?
Okay, Mamita, you like that?
Okay, scout's honor.
Okay, scout's honor.
Okay, scout's honor.
Okay, scout's honor.
Okay, shoot.
Okay, shoot.
Okay, so how would this work?
Okay, so how would this work?
Okay, so if you want me to go downtown,
Okay, so if you want me to go downtown,
Okay?
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
On making a really cool, really original cupcakes ever again.
On making a really cool, really original cupcakes ever again.
On money he owes an old friend from prison,
On money he owes an old friend from prison,
On the TV, the shootout.
On the TV, the shootout.
Once you were in, stayin' out is all but impossible.
Once you were in, stayin' out is all but impossible.
Once you've had money,
Once you've had money,
One last night.
One last night.
One thing to put your mind at ease when we go, all right?
One thing to put your mind at ease when we go, all right?
Option one is total victory, and that is what I am planning on.
Option one is total victory, and that is what I am planning on.
Or a half a mile or a mile with a para...
Or a half a mile or a mile with a para...
Or Grecco has a big job for us, as in $750,000.
Or Grecco has a big job for us, as in $750,000.
Or, actually, maybe even six weeks.
Or, actually, maybe even six weeks.
People always ask me, Do you know this, do you know that?
People always ask me, Do you know this, do you know that?
People at the job, they go off the deep end.
People at the job, they go off the deep end.
Pervert! You drug addict fuckin' pervert!
Pervert! You drug addict fuckin' pervert!
Please, just take our money.
Please, just take our money.
Please, step outta the car.
Please, step outta the car.
Plus half of whatever Brennan pays, if he pays at all.
Plus half of whatever Brennan pays, if he pays at all.
Plus, there hasn't been an unsolved kidnapping for ransom
Plus, there hasn't been an unsolved kidnapping for ransom
Pretty long.
Pretty long.
Probably all hopped up on blow, the way he's actin'.
Probably all hopped up on blow, the way he's actin'.
Push those ice cubes in his face.
Push those ice cubes in his face.
Reg, you think he's had enough?
Reg, you think he's had enough?
Relax!
Relax!
Rhythmic hydrobath plus neck massage.
Rhythmic hydrobath plus neck massage.
Right, okay. No problem.
Right, okay. No problem.
Right. What's good?
Right. What's good?
Run the plates.
Run the plates.
Run these through R and I.
Run these through R and I.
Same shit, man. Couple of pigs wanna roust a ****a.
Same shit, man. Couple of pigs wanna roust a ****a.
Say cheese.
Say cheese.
See, people pretty much can't stand Mad Dog, and I get it, I do.
See, people pretty much can't stand Mad Dog, and I get it, I do.
See, that's all I ever wanted,
See, that's all I ever wanted,
Semper paratus, always ready.
Semper paratus, always ready.
Set him down.
Set him down.
Set this fucker down.
Set this fucker down.
Shall we order a bottle of wine?
Shall we order a bottle of wine?
She always bustin' my balls whenever I'm out with the bitch.
She always bustin' my balls whenever I'm out with the bitch.
She did, and you heard her, didn't you?
She did, and you heard her, didn't you?
She panicked, she thought I was resisting.
She panicked, she thought I was resisting.
She really gets me going, I tell ya.
She really gets me going, I tell ya.
She really gets me going, I tell ya.
She really gets me going, I tell ya.
Should I take care of this guy for you?
Should I take care of this guy for you?
Show's over.
Show's over.
Shut the fuck up, man! What don't you understand?
Shut the fuck up, man! What don't you understand?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut your old ass up.
Shut your old ass up.
Sir, can I see your ID?
Sir, can I see your ID?
Sir, do you have some ID?
Sir, do you have some ID?
So can I just ask you,
So can I just ask you,
So Dog is gone?
So Dog is gone?
So don't think you can fake me out on this because I will kill you.
So don't think you can fake me out on this because I will kill you.
So he got sick of watching himself go poor
So he got sick of watching himself go poor
So he needs some incentivizing to go out, to get up.
So he needs some incentivizing to go out, to get up.
So he'll get over it, I hope. I hope.
So he'll get over it, I hope. I hope.
So he's got four, five little junker cars.
So he's got four, five little junker cars.
So I asked for $10,000, we settled at nine.
So I asked for $10,000, we settled at nine.
So I could be the person that I know I could be.
So I could be the person that I know I could be.
So I could put a period on that part of my life, man.
So I could put a period on that part of my life, man.
So I guess we just stake out his house, right?
So I guess we just stake out his house, right?
So I kind of laugh at this.
So I kind of laugh at this.
So I rejoined reality by going to meet an old buddy from Marion.
So I rejoined reality by going to meet an old buddy from Marion.
So I think we are agreed that that cannot happen.
So I think we are agreed that that cannot happen.
So if you reach out to me and you say that you genuinely want my help,
So if you reach out to me and you say that you genuinely want my help,
So lemme ask you something.
So lemme ask you something.
So that was Brennan.
So that was Brennan.
So that's $250,000 for each of us.
So that's $250,000 for each of us.
So that's a heck of a long barrel.
So that's a heck of a long barrel.
So the bottom line is, Chepe has been patient.
So the bottom line is, Chepe has been patient.
So these chaps decided to throw me a welcome home party.
So these chaps decided to throw me a welcome home party.
So this guy, Mike Brennan, this creep,
So this guy, Mike Brennan, this creep,

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