Scary Movie 5 (2013) Edit

A dollar will make me holler, honey boo boo child.

A Facebook friend you might have ignored?

A marvel of modern day science, his IQ had surpassed even the most...

A parent figure to feed them, sing to them. They call her Mama.

A shit pie?

A sophisticated piece of equipment like that? Of course he can breathe.

A tale of two girls who become nuns.

About me? Don't act like you weren't there.

Adunda.

Adunda.

Adunda.

Again? You son of a bitch, I'm gonna kill you!

Ah, ah, ah. What... what are you doing?

Ah, probably a screw loose. I'll fix it.

Ah, the seasoned professional.

Ah! Oh!

Ah! What is that?

Ah. Comfortable, huh?

Aidan! Are you OK?

Ain't no black superheroes. I'm on it.

All held together with rat droppings. Oh, geez.

All right, attention.

All right, because Heather Darcy is so old, this season

All right, kids, here's our new house.

All right, let's find out where this cabin is.

All right, on three. One, two, three.

All right, there you go, sweetie.

Am I getting attached to them?

An ass that makes you want to crawl inside and take up residence.

And apes need to take over this planet.

And besides, me and Pierre... we have this little thing...

And confront the entity. That will immediately trigger

And here's Uncle Dan.

And how does that help if I get shampoo in my dick hole?

And if you guys would just join hands, close eyes and concentrate.

And look what happens.

And look, here's a double sided one. All right.

And Maria's a little off. I mean, honestly do you really trust her?

And me... you and me, blacks and whites.

And no more tattoos. What are you doing?

And of course he can stay here.

And of course, you know Maria.

And one that I can strap on to my face.

And Red Cross volunteers.

And she might be trying to kill us.

And so Dan and Jody headed to their new house with their new children.

And so Jody was...

And so our story ends.

And that person is Jody Sanders.

And the Ritalin may help, as well.

And they belong in this world with me and Dan.

And this is Jody.

And three, two and one.

And thus our story begins.

And we're painting it. Cut.

And we're repainting it.

And why do you need security cameras pointing at your bed?

And... action!

Anyway, let's begin. OK.

Anyway, the idea took hold.

Are you OK? I'm fine, Martin.

As I was saying, my choice for new...

As she got closer she couldn't help but get excited at the prospect

As you all know, this piece has the most challenging

At the cabin and on the way home.

Aw, hell.

Aw.

Aw... Always applying the guilt trip.

Awesome!

Ay, the new baby. I make blessing. Oh.

Babe, I heard something. What?

Baby. Hm?

Back in the car, Gaston. Aw...

Bad girl.

Basically, yes.

Beats me... must have happened after I left.

Because sometimes in life... OK.

Because they deserve parents who aren't decomposing.

Better ask somebody who I am.

Big ass Alaskan king crab just ran up on me, man.

Bitch?! Front door open.

Blaine Fulda, professional psychic.

Boo, ray, boo! Shh!

Breathe! Breathe!

Bullshit. Cam Newton's law of gravity is:

But at this time, we are advising all our viewers to find alternate routes.

But Caesar's superior capabilities are the work of one man.

But could be something for you and Kathy to talk about, could be fun.

But don't you... We just had a whole night go on

But I believed in Caesar. I thought he was different.

But I have always been attracted to Jody.

But I trust you'll give me a favorable Yelp review?

But I'll send my cousin tomorrow with the white van. He can get them in there.

But I'm mending the wing of this bird that we found in the woods.

But in the event that she is unable to dance,

But now they can keep score.

But one, Caesar,

But remember, you're jumping to What the hell is that?

But she was comforted by the fact

But still very raw ballerina hopefuls, look up.

But this morning at rehearsal, you said...

But was he dressed like a demon?

But when I do, I drink a beer first.

But, like a slutty sorority girl returning from spring break,

But, Papa, please, we want to stay with you.

Caesar's probably smarter than half of those board members.

Calm down, ma'am. What happened?

Can a demon take over someone? Like, live within them?

Can't we just sell the house and put the kids in a high end orphanage?

Carl! Oh, my God! Please, help him!

Champagne? Mm.

Charlie, I'm scared.

Charlie.

Come on. Look. Oh, look. Yeah.

Coming. I want to show you something.

Congratulations, girl.

Crab? Cuz, we banging? Ja'Marcus,

Cut!

Cut!

Daddy?

Damn it!

Damn, that's some scary shit.

Damn. You want to try it again?

Dan and Jody sped off, racing to get to the cliff they...

Dan was attacked by the kitchen last night.

Dan, do you have any results yet?

Dan, I lost the baby! What?

Dan, I'm not their mommy. They can call me Aunt Jody.

Dan, please. I think there is something going on in this house,

Dan, wake up! Ma'am, you got to

Dan, we're at an impasse. I see constant conflict.

Dan, what is that?

Dan, you called an escort service.

Dan, you called an escort service.

Dan, you were unconscious. I don't remember that, either.

Dan, you're watching the kids.

Dan!

Dan. Dan, we have to...

Dan... I know what you're going to say.

Dan's got a mad demon in his house.

Dead. Demon kill her.

Demons, apes, a ballet.

Did you hear that, honey? They're ours!

Did you hear that?

Did you see this?

Do it again.

Do me a favor. Promise me you won't drive.

Do the second my penis as a question.

Do you accept euros?

Do you want to hear about the ballet today?

Do you? I guess.

Dom, is that you? Oh, shit.

Don't go in there.

Don't.

Door!

Drew the attention of police, private detectives

Dude, what the hell was that?

Enough! This is crazy.

Enough! This is getting out of hand. You're scaring everybody.

Even though Jody only returned to the ballet

Every cent I have has been put into this room.

Every girl? No, no. I am strictly a one woman guy.

Every girl? No, no. I am strictly a one woman guy.

Every room except the kids' rooms was trashed.

Every room is fully wired with cameras.

Everybody, this is Jody and Kendra.

Everything that went on, get that out of your mind.

Ew.

Exactly. I don't understand why

Except for Eric. Damn.

Except these two guys.

Feels fine. Hey, what are these?

Folks, I wish it were that easy. You don't validate?

For some reason I cut my tongue in half.

For the past two years, our own Dan Sanders has been

For working on my prostrate like it was a speed bag.

Forget it. But I still think Mama could be in this house.

Fortunately we have with us prima ballerina and the lead

Friday the 13th? No.

Front door open.

Gave these apes an experimental intelligence drug.

Get in the car now. Don't make me yell!

Get out of here. It's evil! It's pure evil! It's Mama!

Give me that!

Good girl.

Good Lord.

Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto.

Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto.

Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto.

Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto.

Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto. Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto.

Got it.

Got it. Now Kathy.

Got to go.

Graffiti!

Great news: They found my brother's kids.

Had increased intelligence and superior cognitive ability.

Has experienced a huge leap in intelligence.

Have a seat.

He got dragged away, yelling out, Mama.

He helped my sister.

Hello, Jody and Kendra. Hi.

Hello. No, no. Wrong window.

Here comes Jody and Aidan,

Here he plays three opponents.

Here you go.

Here's where the children are.

Here's your sister Kathy.

Hey, babe, check out this psychic's book for a clue.

Hey, Christian, man, golly, man! I'd like to thank you a lot, man,

Hey, I got the stuff. I got to call you back, man.

Hey, I'm not going in there. We have to go inside.

Hey, Lily.

Hey, little girl, what's your name?

Hey, yo, D'Andre. Look, homey. It's two little girls.

Hey! Oh.

Hey...

Hi, I'm Jody.

Hi, Mom.

Hi. Don't forget about mommy!

High on drugs, sleeping with a different man every night.

His analytical problem solving skills allowed him...

Hm?

Hm. Where did my toothbrush go?

Ho,ho,ho.

Ho,ho,ho.

Hola, Mr. Blaine. Hi, Maria. How's your sister?

Holy shit. Is that a drone? They're going all Zero Dark Thirty on our ass.

Home is at the cliff. Oh, my God. Girls!

Home security setup. Basic run of the mill.

Honey, you really need to relax.

Honey? Dan?!

How can you be so sure? Look.

How could I not? She has the body of a fifth grade boy.

How could you bring her here? What about our children?

How many times do I have to tell everyone there's no such thing as...

Huh?

I already took care of it.

I am so glad you're OK, but tonight was a wake up call.

I am so sorry. I didn't know who you were and...

I can feel it. No, he just... went crazy.

I can show passion.

I can't do this anymore. I got to go to work.

I can't have the whole cast knowing my business.

I cannot hold it that long. It's, like... it's so long.

I do not wish to repeat myself.

I don't always go downtown,

I don't even understand what you're saying!

I don't know what I'm going to do.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know, if that's the book that turned Mama into what she is,

I don't know, Mama drew that one.

I don't know, man. Well, if it is the missing kids,

I don't like it, you don't like it, I don't like it.

I don't really think they expect you to use the No More Tears on your dick.

I don't think the courts are gonna look upon that too favorably.

I don't want to talk about the ballet.

I eat and eat and eat, and I don't gain a pound.

I feel like there's something in this house.

I forgot to tell you, now that you are the Swan Queen...

I got to call you back.

I got to get some fresh air.

I hadn't thought about that. Thank you.

I have no idea what that one was.

I hope Caesar is not just a big waste of time and money.

I just can't deal with these kids. They're creepy.

I just don't want to make one of these tapes

I just had the most bizarro dream.

I knew it was gonna be you. You're just so perfect, so mechanical.

I know, I just thought you needed to relax.

I know. I don't know why. You're jumping... Yeah.

I know. Sorry.

I love all these children, Mama, even if they don't all love me.

I love Matt Damon. Jason Bourne.

I mean, I know it's just a local production.

I mean, I'm pretty sure he's been sleeping with his co anchor, that bitch!

I mean, look at all the imaginative things I made out of blocks.

I must have dreamt the whole thing. Oh, no, we had sex.

I need a right. Eric chainsawed it off.

I need to warn both of you that this is not going to be easy.

I need to warn both of you that this is not going to be easy.

I overslept because you just took off this morning.

I pride myself on keeping a low profile.

I really believed something happened between us last night.

I repeat, I do not wish to repeat myself.

I require the sweater I wear as a scarf.

I saw what the ballet did to my mom.

I should have known not to bring a wild animal into the house.

I think I better go.

I think she's out there!

I think there's someone in the kitchen.

I think we've got to find that cabin. OK. I got an idea.

I told you not to let anyone in!

I used the same agency to book a Santa for Christmas.

I used the same agency to book a Santa for Christmas.

I want you to have my children.

I was angry you fire me, so I bake you this.

I was just so scared last night for the kids.

I was showering, and crazy got up in there.

I wish I could see what's inside your dreams.

I'll give you a recommendation, just nothing involving kids

I'll never be that good.

I'll save you, Snoop Dogg.

I'll stand.

I'm already doing half of 'em,

I'm getting tired of talking about this...

I'm going to blow you across the room.

I'm going to need a little help. I don't have a penis.

I'm gonna call the psychic Maria told us about.

I'm gonna have to get some of your personal belongings here,

I'm gonna need a little help. I have to go to the bathroom.

I'm gonna take a look around. Go ahead.

I'm gonna take that reward money, and I'm gonna buy me

I'm Jody Sanders.

I'm Jody, by the way.

I'm not going to let Mama take you away again.

I'm not gonna be able to lift all those monitors,

I'm not your fricking mommy.

I'm now being told we have the actual 911 call

I'm OK with this.

I'm OK with this.

I'm ready for it. Hey.

I'm sensing evil.

I'm so sorry. I'm fine.

I'm sorry, I see an ape, I come out swinging.

I'm sorry, Maria, it's just not working out.

I'm the king of the world! Woo! Woo!

I'm the one responsible to the board. Just show me one thing positive.

I'm too heavy. Look at Mara.

I'm wicked hard!

I'm your stepmommy.

I'm your Uncle Dan. Remember?

I'm... I'm going to pee my pants!

I'm... I'm so sorry.

Idiot!

If a room turns on you, it's either a ghost or a demon.

If anything is to be learned from this,

If he's so smart, why is he in a cage?

If it's something you do with every girl.

If she could find that cabin, maybe she could find some answers.

If the I 13 works on these reality wives...

If we can find that cabin, maybe we can find some answers.

If we had a... here, she could wash our... off right now.

If you move into the house, you get the kids.

In a dream?

In my last 146 productions... Heather Darcy.

In the woods with this man.

Indeed you are. Yes. And this is my husband Dan.

Insane, aggressive, deviant sexual predators.

Introducing our new Swan Queen, Miss Kendra Brooks.

Ira, please, not now. OK. What?

Is it chilly in here? I felt it as soon as I entered the room.

Is that all? Pierre has a weight limit.

Is this yours? That's a left.

Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits?

It does not come off. I'm sorry.

It doesn't even matter what you say. OK.

It is as if I am seeing ballet for the first time.

It just got to me, yeah.

It really freaks me out. Come on, there's nothing to be...

It reminds me of a horror movie I once saw.

It was a driving mishap thingy.

It was definitely a demon. Oh, my God.

It was Mama. Mama did it.

It was on the floor.

It's fine. They'll warm up to you.

It's my ballerina doll.

It's my house, I can if I want.

It's not silly. It's all a part of me.

It's OK, honey, it was an accident. Right, Caesar?

It's OK, Kathy. Remember these?

It's OK. Look, I'm so sorry.

It's red. Oh. I'm color blind.

It's that mankind is a pathetic race

It's the cliff from the dream.

It's the only way I can have an orgasm.

James, Phillippa!

Jo...

Jo...

Jod, that guy was a fraud and that's it. OK?

Jody just couldn't seem to connect with those kids.

Jody was nervous about what she might find at the cabin,

Jody, calm down. See, there's nothing to worry about. It's just...

Jody, do you really think we need a psychic?

Jody, do you really think you're out out to be a mom?

Jody! Thank God I caught you.

Jody?

Jody? Ah!

Jody.

Jody's mission was clear.

Just don't.

Just give it a shot. Look what I found earlier.

Just so I can check for demon and ghost residue.

Just validate our parking. We'll take them home.

Just... unraveling the old hose.

Just... warming up.

Kathy said there was going to be an accident.

Kathy, how did you know I was going to have an accident today at the ballet?

Kathy, I want you to tell me about Mama.

Kathy, Lily, Aidan?

Kathy? I thought you were Kathy.

Kathy. It's OK. I saw the cliff. I know what home means.

Kendra and I recited the Latin words over and over

Kendra, I don't need drugs to have fun.

Kendra, this isn't the cabin I was talking about.

Kendra? What?

Kendra.

Kill bad spirits!

Knowing the girls were in danger,

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to Caesar...

Leather faced elder statesman of ballet to whom these young girls,

Less experienced, more beautiful and delicious,

Let me try.

Let's begin.

Let's go introduce Aidan to the rest of the family.

Let's go out this way.

Let's just get you some sleep, OK?

Let's just make this quick. I have a court hearing in the morning.

Let's start over.

Let's talk about a... man,

Like having your crotch burst into flames.

Like I feel hot, clammy, foul smelling breath on my neck.

Like this awesome plane.

Lily loves you, too, Jody.

Lily, stop! Come on. Come on. Here, girl. Come on, Lily.

Lily! Come on.

Lily's not a dog.

Lindsay Lohan's coming over to spend the night with you.

Lindsay, sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of.

Little spider girl bit me.

Look at that form, that technique.

Look at that. Caesar wants to help out around the house.

Look, are you sure you're OK?

Look, honey, I don't want to argue.

Look, I'm sorry. My... My leg?

Look, it's going to be worth it. I told you... this is Humboldt County.

Look, it's OK, girl. Let's forget about what happened.

Look, man, we ain't taking no plants.

Look, Maria.

Look, we drew this picture for Aidan.

Look. They still throw their shit.

Luckily for Dan and Jody, there was someone in the house

Males pee standing up, females pee sitting down.

Mama doesn't like it when you talk about her.

Mama, are you here?

Mama! Mama! Mama!

Mama! Mama! She's here! She's gonna kill us!

Mama.

Mama's helping us get ready. Oh, OK, I'll brush, too.

Man, they ain't gonna care. Look, man, we're gonna be cool.

Man, we could do this shit all day.

Man, we need to stop smoking this shit.

Maria, look what I found. What is this?

Maria, por favor.

Maria! What are you doing?! You're gonna burn down the house!

Maria? What are you doing here?

Matt Damon's in his house? No, a mad demon.

Maybe it could somehow reverse the curse.

Maybe like once or twice. Yeah, once or twice

Maybe the curse has somehow been lifted.

Maybe we should get her some contacts... the soft kind.

Maybe you guys just need to find some common ground.

Maybe you're going to get superpowers.

Me and Brandy, Missionary?

Me?

Millions? What...? I'm broke.

Mind if I play through?

Miss Jody, Miss Jody, you call this man... Mr. Blaine.

Mm mm. I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian.

Mm mm. Mm mm.

Mm.

Mm. That's going to suck for you.

Mm... Mother, please, I am working.

Mom coaching me when I was a little girl.

Mom was never the same.

More like whites, of course. We whites are a lighter shade of ape

Most of her vocabulary.

Mr. Dan, we have our problems, but I always love you.

Music!

My family comes first. You dance the Black Swan.

My husband's the anchor for Channel 12 News. He can't know about it.

My name ain't Snoop Dogg in this... movie, man!

My penis is in the corner. This is fucked up.

MY penis.

My private life is private. Hm.

Nah, man, I'm not going in there.

Naughty Nanny's here. Nice to meet you, Naughty.

No baby, no baby, no baby, no baby.

No big deal, nothing too elaborate. Everybody has them.

No need for that, bitch.

No, I wasn't playing with myself.

No, I... I'm sorry. I should have listened to you...

No, it's this house. I... I feel it.

No, ma'am, an STD is the worst thing that you can have.

No, man, Obamacare gives senior citizens access to cheaper drugs,

No, man, the one with the cabin in the woods.

No, no, no!

No, sweetheart. Not Daddy.

No, that's black. It's not mine.

No, the important thing is that this Mama thing could be real

No, the one with the cabin in the woods.

No, this can't be right.

No, what we really need are more security cameras.

No, you did not just call me a bitch! Front door open...

No. Yes.

Nope. Put that over here.

Not bad for a washed up, overweight, facially tattooed...

Not pregnant.

Not tonight.

Nothing again.

Nothing crazy. Right.

Now do you believe that something's going on?

Now go to sleep. I have to be up early for ballet tomorrow.

Now prepare for a night of unparalleled passion.

Now, Jody, show us your routine.

Now, let's get into bed.

Nuh!

Of course she is. Dan!

Of course, they're apes.

Oh, Aidan, it's OK.

Oh, and there's our furry family member.

Oh, come on, they'll only last a couple of hours, tops.

Oh, come on.

Oh, crap.

Oh, cry me a river.

Oh, cry me a river.

Oh, hey, been looking all over for this thing.

Oh, honey, don't worry, she couldn't hurt a fly.

Oh, how cute.

Oh, I didn't know you were such a good builder.

Oh, I don't know. I mean, I like to dance, but I just...

Oh, I'm gonna rip her...

Oh, Jesus. Monkey, too?

Oh, look at this.

Oh, my God, Aidan! I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God, I just smelled that.

Oh, my God, it's the same cabin from the dream. Of course.

Oh, my God, rehearsal. I'm late.

Oh, my God, what do I do? Oh, oh! Here, this, hold on!

Oh, my God! Apes are inside the house!

Oh, my God. There they are. Kathy, Lily, stop!

Oh, my God. What happened to the car?

Oh, my gosh, Aidan! Aidan, where are you?!

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no, I... I'm sorry, you have to excuse me.

Oh, no, no, see, we're actually looking for...

Oh, no, oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, no, sweetie, the other end.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.

Oh, that's just your standard

Oh, that's so hot!

Oh, there he is, OK.

Oh, there you are. I found this bandage on my head.

Oh, there's nothing to be scared...

Oh, they have nurses and cheerleaders and nannies.

Oh, uh, that's... a new type of electric toothbrush.

Oh, wait, wait, Mr. Grey... The safe word is deeper.

Oh, wait. Wait. Sorry, just...

Oh, well, I've been injecting the primates twice a day

Oh, what is this?

Oh, whoa. It's a cabin in the woods. We need to go hide over in there.

Oh, wow. Yeah.

Oh, wrong animal.

Oh, yeah, get it. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh.

Oh, yeah, that's a real struggle.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah! Girl, you are freaky.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you people are freaks, but for an extra $100.

Oh, you're looking for this? Uh huh.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh. Sitting on a rocket. Where's Lily?

Oh...!

OK, Caesar, this is the one, I can feel it.

OK, calm down. I'm gonna come over.

OK, cool, we can avoid the weirdos upstairs.

OK, how do we know who's a witch?

OK, I don't care what it says.

OK, listen, we're looking for another book

OK, Maria, this is camera. Necesito filming.

OK, OK, just... you stay calm!

OK, stay... Front door open.

OK, then I do blessing, I protect house.

OK, then,

OK, wait, what's going on now?

OK, wait.

OK, we're almost there.

OK, we're not getting anywhere.

OK, well, how did Mama know I was going to have an accident?

OK, well, let's at least finish the song. Everyone hold hands.

OK, what is that?

OK, who's next? Oh, food.

OK. And then my other penis is a question also?

OK. But the minute it becomes too difficult, I'm giving up.

OK. Hi, we're in a hurry.

OK. Kathy.

On one condition. This house is owned by the Institute for Case Studies.

One, two, three.

Ooh, this is a nice house. I'm gonna go find the girls.

Ooh!

Or get the taste of that toothbrush out of her mouth.

Or Jodes, J Mom, Mrs. Sanders.

Or within a mile of anyone's house.

Or, if they really want to call me... Garage!

Ouch. Hello here!

Our reports indicate that a scientist at a research laboratory

Over there.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Oy.

Pardon me for not standing,

Please, come in.

Promising to feed this ****a for 25 cents a day.

Put the guns down, man. Put yours down first, homey.

Really? How about tomorrow? You busy?

Relax, it's OK. Oh, my gosh.

Return home to the cliff of... Holy shit!

Right. And we will.

Save it for tomorrow, Raul.

See, I knew she was real.

See? It's Aidan on a rocket to the moon.

See? There's nobody down here.

Send help while my husband's still on the air!

Shampoo in your pee hole? OK.

She became obsessed.

She can't make you forget about me.

She even danced the swan while she was pregnant with me.

She hates this house. She hates you.

She looks great.

She wants to take us home to the cliff.

She was a woman who read from an evil book.

She's a beautiful little girl who I've grown to love.

She's here!

She's hooked on energy shots.

She's in the house! Front door open.

Shit, I couldn't breathe.

Show these far more desirable children how it's done, huh?

Shut the hell up!

Shut up. Yes, of course.

Si, senor.

Sizing up her competition,

So a demon is about the worst thing you can have?

So much.

So strong.

So you suspect the kids?

So, what are we gonna do if we find that book?

So, what were we talking about again? Vaginas.

Someone called for Santa?

Someone called for Santa?

Something about this Mama.

Sometimes she comes to us in a dream.

Somewhere in this cabin. Hm. We haven't seen anything.

Son of a bitch!

Sorry, won't happen again.

Sorry, you guys. I...

Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. That's my sobriety monitor.

Sound like the house settling. It looked new.

Sounds awesome.

Steve?

Sting like a mother, man, it feel like it's a hornet up in there.

Stop, stop! Oh, Jody, thank God you're here, girl.

Suck my...

Sure. One, two, three.

Take one of these.

Talking about... these two dudes in the woods.

Testing the I 13 compound on 30 apes.

Texas Chain Saw Massacre?

Thank him indeed. The Bible. Here, let me read to you.

Thank you for helping me clean up, sweetie.

Thank you, God. Sweet!

Thanks.

That Caesar and the girls were in good hands.

That first alerted the police to the situation.

That got me the lead.

That Kendra chick was smokin'.

That must have been her. Mama.

That thing must be up in order for that soap to go down.

That was amazing.

That's cool.

That's discrimination. OK, now what the hell?

That's grown up floss, honey.

That's mine. Could you hand it to me, please?

That's not ballet.

That's not fair. They're my brother Charlie's kids. We deserve them.

That's nothing.

That's sweet. You're worried about me driving.

That's the nurses' temporary locker room,

That's the temporary nurses' shower.

That's the... temporary nurses' shower.

That's understandable.

That's unlikely to ever happen again, ever.

That's what I'm talking about! Right? Right?

That's your worst time yet.

The baby hasn't actually said a word.

The book is the key to the nightmare I'm living.

The brains behind the I 13 project, Dan San...

The curse begins with four words.

The curse ends with one word.

The evil book that created Mama

The final $350 payment of child support to Tisha Fulda.

The important thing is, we love each other, OK?

The kids are yours. They are?

The Munsters. That wasn't in the woods.

The one with the cabin in the woods. Blair Witch Project.

The passion, the sensuality.

The proper dosage for someone their age is...

The Ring. Uh uh.

The sequel. The nuns adopt a chocolate lab.

The shampoo company can't fix that, man.

The still brilliant, crusty, old, weathered,

Their extreme isolation, the girls created an imaginary guardian,

Then it happened to Heather. That's some serious shit.

There it is again! Right there. Go look.

There it is. Oh!

There you are. Kendra?

There you go, you're a natural.

There, right now, there. I know. I'm trying.

There, see, that's better. Come on, Aidan. What, what, what?

There, that worked. Maybe not.

There? No, this dark.

There's just so many penises.

There's no time. Mama has the girls. I know where she took them.

There's nothing to be scared...

There's something more to this.

These apes are just like you.

They didn't take anything. It's just vandalism.

They got No More Tears.

They have feelings, they have families.

They wasn't even a damn movie. Look, man,

They were no longer able to sit idly by and let a ghost jump off a cliff,

They won't care, huh? Man, just keep running.

They're little racist girls, man.

They're not real. Yes, they are. Watch.

They've been alone here over three long months.