The Team Fortress 2 – Demoman Soundboard Edit

Ah, head. It's wee, it's a wee head.

Ah, me beautiful horn.

Ah, no.

Ah, that's the stuff.

Ah, there's a new Angel in heaven. In hell.

Ah, well done lad.

Ah.

ahhh

All right, let's flip.

All right, no more fooling around. Let's win this one.

All that smart.

All your dandies plants in the boat with your heads full of eyeballs.

All.

Almost Scottish dancing machine.

And boom goes the bomb.

And boom goes the bomb.

And boom.

And if you think you're better than me, you're a girl for another thing.

And that's the way you do it.

And that's what you get for touching that.

Are we done? I was just getting warmed up.

Are we done? I was just getting warmed up.

As long as I've got bombs and there's men need killing, I'm your man.

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Ay, Dios de Weather.

Aye, a bit of this and a wee bit of that. A wee bit of this.

Aye, that'll do.

Back your bloody core.

Barpo Cabato.

Barpo Invisium.

Better downloads. Let's finish it.

Bloody brilliant.

Bloody hell, those ones were my favourites.

Bloody hell.

Bloody hell.

Bloody spy.

Both of you on you second.

Bottoms up lads.

Break up.

Bugab lads, we'll get them next time.

Burn in hell.

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Canon.

Cast your eyes on this.

Cat been.

Charge it doc.

Cheers mate.

Clankers at the gate, lads.

Come at me.

Come here lad, help me capture this.

Come on then.

Come on then.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Conga conga conga ha ha ha.

Conga, conga conga.

Conga, conga conga.

Conga, conga conga.

Conga.

Congo lads.

Couldn't you see the bloody bums?

Course we won.

Course we're one. You got a bloody demo, don't you?

Cuts and glory, lads.

Dala.

Deos invictos.

Dice.

Did we win or lose that last one? Either way, it deserves a drink.

Dinner worry lads, we're turning this tide, no?

Dominated according to Unicorn law. You're me bloody wife now.

Dominated and I've been shagging your wife, ha ha.

Dominated but a treasure your friendship.

Dominated but you're still me best mate.

Dominated tiny man.

Dominated twinkle toes.

Dominated Yali. Skulking backstabber.

Dominated your grease dripping pork pie.

Dominated your headshot and Judith.

Dominated your Teutonic nurse? Me.

Dominated, but you're a good man and I love you.

Dominated, yo, we scampered in windbag.

Dominated, you blubbery Bolshevik.

Dominated.

Dominated. I feel everything. I know everything.

Dominated. Yeah, we Unicorn hating piece of crap.

Dominated. You are OK though, right lad?

Domination is bloody magic.

Don't come wide with me you pint sized mutt.

Don't fret, boy. Oh, I'll be gentle.

Don't hide behind your toys, lad.

Done and done.

Done and done.

Draw some hair on your face and come and try me again lad.

Epsom Instantarium.

Everybody. I don't like this man. He is a soulless monster. I do like you. It's just for sure.

Farm logics are bloody spay.

Feet up. That's it. Let's go.

Fire, fire, fire.

Freedom for unicorns?

Freedom to roll a wheelchair to hell.

Freedom.

Freedom.

Freedom.

Fuck from the bloody grave.

Get all bloody dead.

Get going.

Get over here and help me defend your idiot.

Get over here.

Get to the cart.

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Give us a hand here with this point.

Give us a hand.

Go home Lassie. Men are fighting here.

Go left.

Go on and build more of your little guns, I'll shove every one of them up your arse.

Go push.

Go right.

Go to hell and tell the devil I'm coming for him next.

Go.

Gol.

Gone. Then duck.

Gonna kill you, and I keep killing you and I'll never 'cause you're gonna be dead and I'm gonna kill you.

Good on you, Medic.

Good shot lad.

Good shot, man.

Guau, guau, uh.

Güera sore Concha Luisa.

Guts and glory.

Guzzle

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha, yes.

Ha ha, you crazy man.

Ha ha.

Ha, barely broke a sweat.

Ha, barely broke a sweat.

Ha, nailed it.

Haha, I'm back.

Haha, there is.

He's got that book that stole me, aye.

Head left.

Head right.

Head.

Hell Zombies.

Help me capture this bloody thing.

Help me.

Help.

Hey me, portal is clumpy.

Hey private haircut, I might have taken a bit too much off your head.

Hey, a bit of this and a bit of this, a wee bit of this.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, let's dance.

Hey, let's do it.

Hey, let's flip.

Hey, let's go.

Hey, thanks, Duck.

Hey, thanks.

Hey, what just happened?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey。

Hi.

Hi.

How about Layla? That was a tough one.

How about this? Oh yeah.

How are we rank up?

How do you wanna know?

How's that doing? No harm working out for you then.

How's that feel, you blockhead?

I almost joined their bloody team.

I came here to kick ass and have two eyes and I'm all out of eyes. Well, half out.

I can't hold them off alone here.

I did what I could.

I didn't even know we were fighting another team, I just thought we were testing our weapons.

I didn't need your help, you know.

I dominate your saw bones.

I don't think they saw that one.

I feel like everyone in my pot is broke.

I fell an eye without man. I chew the eyeballs right at your skull.

I got a good feeling about this match, lads. Did I tell anyone? I brought a lot of bloody bombs.

I had me good eye on you the whole time.

I hate is nice.

I hate you campers. Everybody bloody hates you.

I have a bomb with each and every one of their names on it.

I hope I didn't scare you with my face to face man fighting.

I killed the blood of Loch Ness Monster. I ain't afraid of six we men.

I knew you could do it.

I love cheap whiskey.

I love ranking up.

I love the conga.

I love this article. Television.

I love you man, you have.

I must be drunk.

I need some help holding them off.

I wasn't supposed to happen.

I we've ranked up.

I'll flip you.

I'll flip you.

I'll notify your next kin that you're sucked.

I'll rest when I'm dead.

I'm a bloody, I'm bloody on fire.

I'm a drunk and glorious man.

I'm a Unicorn from hell and I'm coming for you.

I'm back lads.

I'm back.

I'm bearing a message of peace.

I'm bloody proud of you.

I'm Blues tree Podio.

I'm burning.

I'm drunk, you don't have an excuse.

I'm going to blast you into thin gruel.

I'm going to strangle you with my bare hands.

I'm gonna lover ya la singles.

I'm gonna stick my thumbs in your eyes and hang on till you're dead.

I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. Oh.

I'm so bloody lutely.

I've been saving the good scrampy for competitive mode.

I've got pink hair.

Ian Coleman.

If I wasn't the man I was, I'd kiss you.

If that sounds good, take down to the paint train station in Trade Town.

If you are hunting trouble, lad, you found it.

If you're ready, I'm ready.

Imagine if I hadn't been drunk.

In Putin for Minos.

In Volcom. Monoculous.

In Volcom. Monoculous. Oh me aye.

In your language, eat lead ladies.

Incoming.

Incoming.

It is the dominating.

It's a faint thing, lad.

It's a witching hour.

It's lads like you that give war a bad name.

It's midnight, lads.

It's on. It's on like.

It's rolling back.

It's rolling bloody back.

It's the devil's work.

Ja ja.

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Just bought 2 tickets to the gun show and I'm not giving them to you. I'm going with your tickets.

Kaputa Scrappy.

Keep it up lads.

Keep it up lads.

Kill him. Kill him, he's healing himself.

Kong Nga.

Lads, get to the cart.

Lads, I don't mean to worry you, but I saw the scream earlier and a real bloody good. Ha ha ha, Nah, they're terrible.

Lads, I watch this grim. I think this might be a mercy killing.

Lads, lads.

Lads.

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Let's dance.

Let's do it.

Let's do this.

Let's do this.

Let's finish this lads.

Let's give him a sporting chance. Someone take out me other eye.

Let's give you a hand.

Let's go.

Let's push them back to spawn lads.

Let's send that old man to hell.

Like a chorus, a wee bagpipe playing angels.

Little too much cable tossing pie down your own throat, eh Chubby?

Look at this bonus thing.

Magic on mayhem.

Magic.

Marasimus.

Marasmus, give me my eye back, you wizard.

Marasmus, I got your nickel. Give me back the eye.

Me head.

Medic.

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Mine's a car, lads.

Minogen is huge.

MIRAGE, Mass. We've got unfinished business, you and I, and by God, I see it settled.

Mirasmas, I'll have me I back your shifted dog.

Mortis, Ali Mataris.

Mother, a mercy. Now that is a bloody domination.

Move that gear up.

Move that kid up.

Move the gear up lads.

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My greatest enemy is dead. We should be friends forever, eh?

Nah.

Need a century here.

Need a teleporter here.

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Never be a bloody lesson to you.

Never played before in midlife.

Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point.

Nice shot man.

Nice work lad.

Nicely done.

No Schlads.

No, that lads, lads.

No.

No.

Not a single one of them can lay a proper sticky.

Not bad, eh?

Not one of your scandal survived this.

Now it's all flipping point.

Now that's a head but.

Now that's quality.

Oh bloody epic.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh, alright, here we go. Whoo, whoo, that's right. Woo Hoo.

Oh, are we promotion? Don't mind if I do.

Oh, brilliant.

Oh, come on.

Oh, do you like that? Yeah. Oh, you like that? Oh.

Oh, I need a drink.

Oh, I really hate rock bottom.

Oh, I'm bloody on fire.

Oh, I'm full of bombs and magic.

Oh, I'm going to liquefy you.

Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch.

Oh, I'm ready lad. Let's go cause some more trouble.

Oh, it brings tears to the eye, it does.

Oh, it is a dark day.

Oh, it's a tie, is it? We'll see about that.

Oh, me Mother Tilly.

Oh, now we're getting noticed.

Oh, now would you look at fat?

Oh, Oh yeah, sure. Oh, what's that?

Oh, perfect.

Oh, that's magic.

Oh, there's a new gravy filled Angel in heaven.

Oh, they're going to find you all dead in the alley with cats licking at you.

Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together in hell.

Oh, this is not good.

Oh, too bloody easy.

Oh, too bloody easy.

Oh, we won. I didn't know we were playing anybody.

Oh, what's your name, you PrettyLittleThing?

Oh, who needs this depth perception when you can blood and move like this?

Oh, you're a single lunar? Yeah, not you.

Oh, you're a wee Little Miss, you are.

Oh.

Oh.

Ohh.

On Dizzy.

Or I could rank up all day.

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Paktum diabolus.

Pedum Solaris.

Perfect blooded domination. You can't be weasel.

Pure dead brilliant.

Push him back.

Push, lads.

Push.

Put your box into it lads.

Rankup

Red Dead.

Remember lad, it wasn't the easy matches that got you here, it was the bloody impossible ones.

Right here.

Robots are taking the gate, lads.

Robots at the gate.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Rollback to hell, you bloody cart.

See, I told you they were a punch away, lasses.

Seismella tremoro.

Sentry ahead.

Sentry coming up.

Sentry up ahead.

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Spy around here.

Spy.

Stand back and watch how it's done, lads.

Stand on the bloody point you have wit.

Stand on the point you get.

Stay close to that bloody cart.

Stop that bloody cart.

Stop that card, lads.

Talk.

Taunt burp

Taunt conga int

Taunt dose end

Taunt dose fun

Taunt exert

Taunt exert

Taunt flip fun

Taunt head exert

Taunt nuke 1 grenade get

Taunt nuke 2 grenade open

Taunt nuke 3 spit lid

Taunt nuke 4 pour

Taunt nuke 5 grenade drop

Taunt nuke 6 bottle drop

Taunt nuke 7 spit

Taunt nuke 8 explosion

Taunt wild

Taunt wild

Thank you, Doctor.

Thankfully I already don't remember this.

Thanks for the ride.

Thanks lad.

Thanks mate.

That dark book is full of magic bombs.

That heavies a bloody spy.

That scouts are bloody spy.

That sniper is a bloody spy.

That spies are blooded traitor.

That's all right, pretty bra washer you built your big ugly girl.

That's good scrumpy.

That's the Spirit.

That's the way you do it.

That's the way.

That's Unicorn bloody justice.

The Birmingham corn is about to blow.

The bloody car, it's not moving.

The bridge. The Bridge.

The car's not moving, lads.

The cars moving back.

The cart is bloody stopped.

The cops moving back lads.

The demos are bloody spy.

The engineers are bloody spy.

The losing ends here, people.

The pink haired pants.

The pyros are bloody spy.

The robots took the gate.

The student has become the one eyed Master ye fancy perfume catalogue.

The tin cows have the gate lads.

The Wizards healing himself.

There can be only one I.

There can be only one.

They came to a sticky end dinner. They that's a bomb joke.

They did the Spencer here.

They haven't got a chance.

They're going to bet at what's left of you in a soup con.

This demo man needs an eye wizard ha. Yours will do just fine.

This guy.

This is just a one eyed bloody monster eagle. Terrible.

This team needs all demo men.

Thought it was my point you are standing on.

Thought soldiers are bloody spy.

Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood.

Time to break the tie lads.

Time to get blotted.

Time to pull ahead, boys.

To the left.

To the right.

Too much magic.

Uh.

Unicorn brothers, tonight we pony prance in hell.

Was that it then?

Was that it then?

Watch out lads, that books the Berman Omicron.

We can get to the island, Go, go.

We did it mate.

We did that.

We didn't learn.

We only went and bloody did it, didn't we?

We won.

We've got him on the run.

Welcome to the dominating.

Well done lad.

Well done, Boyle.

Well, late.

Well, that's nice.

What a good that soldier training did you? I'm drunk.

What did I miss?

What does he do?

What is happening?

What magic is this?

What Manara witchcraft is this?

What rank up gets me I back do you think?

What the bloody hell?

What's this now?

Where did it?

Where was the other team during that last round? Oh, that's right, they were in bits all over the point.

Who are you think eh?

Who want to go hey?

Who want to go?

Who wants to throw?

Who wants?

Who's for a head button?

Who's laughing at me? Pink wig No.

Who's laughing now, Wizard?

Who's ready for a Wii game of sixes?

Whoa.

Whoop, whoop, whoop. Everybody. Feet up, feet up, feet up. That's it. Let's go. Ho, ho, ho. Yeah.

Whoopee.

Wizard, show yourself.

Wizard, you turn me on, I against me, and by God I'll kill you for it.

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Wolf howl

Wolf howl

Work there.

Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow wo.

Wow.

Yeah, did good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

You appear to have trodden on the mine.

You better hide wizard, I'll kick you back to whatever hell you killed out of.

You call those bombs, you will little romance novel. I'll show you bombs.

You cannot stop the magic.

You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench shut up your arse.

You might like this.

You should not have done that, wizard.

You're a back pocket snake and by God you'll die like 1.

You're a devil. A devil.

You're doing good lad.

You're great lactating wet nurse.

You're like a little Bunny scurrying around eating up your lettuce and berries.

You're making me very cross.

You're playing an idiot.

You're so bloody tiny, you're like a toy size version of a man.

You're weak. I'm strong and I win, Toy Maker.

You're wicked and you'll burn for it, Marasmus.

You've brought shame on your people, you mumbling devil.

Your ass is ass and I'm the grass man. Punk. Yeah, haven't hidden.

Your magic is weak, old man.

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