Team Fortress 2 – Soldier Soundboard Edit

A big cup of kicking your ass.

A big mug of my foot up your ass.

A winner knows when to fight and when not to fight. Answer. Never stop fighting.

Abandoned head. Brain maggot.

Abracadabra, I just made all my bullets disappear into your chest cavity.

Adam Solaris.

Aerobic

Aerobic

Affirmative.

Ah, much better.

Ah, my big bomb head.

Ah, my brain maggots good as new.

Ah, my head smells delicious.

Ah, my head.

Ah, my, too violent for your cupcake.

Ah, the spoils of war.

Ah, you fight like a girl.

Ah.

Ah.

Alert sentry ahead.

All gave some, some gave all, but nobody got a prize but us.

All gave some, some gave all, but nobody got a prize but us.

All gave some, some gave more, but only one gave nothing. The winner.

All gave some. They gave a lot. We didn't give an inch.

All men gave some. Some men gave more than some.

America wins again.

And that is how you do it, men.

Another.

Any man comes at me airborne, I am turning into a meat cloud.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting for in our tank.

Are you all trying for a Section 8?

Attack.

Attention.

Back from hell.

Back from the dead and reporting for duty.

Bank left.

Barbo Cabalto.

Barpo Invisium.

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Beep beep boop maggot.

Beep beep boop.

Beep beep.

Beep beep. I am scared.

Beep boop son, beep boop.

Beep boop, I am terrified.

Beep boop.

Beep bop boop maggot.

Beep bop boop.

Big robot.

Big robots got the bomb boys.

Blammo.

Blarpa Barp.

Bleep bloop maggot.

Bleep bloop.

Bomb head. I got a good feeling about this.

Bomb.

Bombard has been eliminated.

Bon voyage Crouton.

Boo.

Boom.

Boots on the ground, boys.

Booyah.

Boys, we have a traitor.

Brains.

Brains.

Brains. Haircuts. Hippies. Brains.

Brevity No.

Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock Brock.

But my head that's an order.

Can 1 of you look at the top of my head? It feels to not look at this man's head. Go about your business.

Caputus creepy toes.

Caribbean.

Century ahead.

Century Buster eliminated.

Century forward.

Charge.

Checkmate, Stalingrad.

Come and get it, maggots.

Come and get it, maggots.

Come get me wizard coward.

Come here, cupcake.

Come here, pumpkin.

Come here, Sally.

Come here, sister.

Come here, sweetheart.

Come on out here, Enchantress.

Come on out Marasmus, I've got your rent.

Come on out, Marasmus, I've got your body. It's not burned. Looks pretty good. I might crawl in there myself.

Come on, maggot.

Come on, maggots.

Come on.

Come on.

Come with me if you want to live with me in my apartment. I need a roommate.

Command 7.

Conga, you fools.

Consider yourself dominated, you Scotch son of a bitch.

Crush, Kill. Bleep.

Dammit, boys.

Damn it.

Damn you Marasmus, you are the worst roommate.

Dance accomplished.

Dance time, boys.

Dear other team, please reach into your ass and give me my foot back. You can have it back next game.

Defend this point.

Demo down.

Deploy a dispenser here.

Deploy a sentry here.

Deploy a teleporter here.

Deus Invictus.

Dibs on their medic.

Did I win?

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Do not get cocky men, even though we have every reason to be, we are the best.

Do not get cocky.

Do not keep me waiting.

Do not let that cart go forward.

Do not let that cart rollback.

Do not look at me, I did not ask you a question.

Do not look at this man's head. Go about your business.

Do not make me kill you again, Morasmus.

Do you call that a hat? That is a pile of nonsense.

Do you call that a weapon, son? Somewhere your father is weaving because of you.

Dominated by the Great Seal of the United States of my head.

Dominated by the official bird of Livy Montana Eagle, Fact, maggot.

Dominated candy pants. This is soldier, by the way, I have an eagle head right now.

Dominated grease monkey.

Dominated hippie get a job.

Dominated short pants.

Dominated your red menace.

Dominated your rifle dropping coward.

Dominated, you one eyed cross dresser.

Dominated, you skirt twirling drunk.

Dominated. Call me later, we can talk about our day.

Dominated. I cherish these moments we spend together.

Dominated. I have something I want to tell you about the engineer. Call me later, pal.

Dominated. I'll see you in hell. Bye. See you soon.

Dominated. I'm still your friend.

Don't you die on me, Gravity.

Done and done.

Down and give me 20.

Down.

Drop and give me victory.

Drop and give me victory.

Drop your bibs and make some Gibbs maggots.

Drop your socks and grab your socks, boys. Now put down those socks and let's get to work.

Duty and honor.

Duty and honor.

Duty, Honor. Flipping.

Each and everyone of you has failed.

Each and everyone of you will be sent home to your Mama in a box.

Eagle head charge.

Edge forward.

Engineer down.

Everybody's dead now. Marasmus from being scared. You win, come out.

Everyone down, he's got a book.

Everyone get to the cart.

Everyone of you deserves a medal.

Everyone please stand. God Bless America, land America, and so forth and so on. Move out.

Everyone please stand. Oh, say, can you see that we lost the first game? You do see that, right?

Everyone take a knee. Dear God we are sorry we angered you. Please stop helping the other team over and out.

Fallen men.

Feliz.

Fine shooting.

Fire, fire, fire.

Fires for cooking S'mores son, get a real gun.

Flag right?

Flip his go.

Flip his goat.

Flippers.

For America.

Forward.

Freedom.

Friendship is magic, cream puff.

Ganga maggot.

Gear forward.

Get a haircut, hippie, just in case.

Get a haircut, hippie.

Get a haircut, trash cans.

Get into it.

Get out here so I can kick you right in your frilly wizard dress.

Get over here, sky meat.

Get to the cart, ladies.

Get to the cart, maggots.

Get to the cart.

Get to the cart.

Get to the cart.

Get to the island.

Get with the program.

Give him hell, boys.

Go back to Calgary, a cowherd and Canadian.

go go go

Go play your Pinkle chess game with the devil, Commie.

Go, go, go charge.

Go, go, go.

God Bless America.

God guts guns.

God, gods, guns.

Godspeed, your magnificent bastard.

Good enough for this Marine.

Good work.

Got anything funny to say about that funny man?

Got your hair, doctor?

Gotcha, Crouton.

Grab that cash, boys, We earned it.

ha ha ah ha

ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha, you're dominated.

ha ha ha haa

Ha ha.

Ha, I'm coming for you, wizard.

Ha, we did it.

Ha, we did it.

Ha, you screwed up now, Marasmus.

Hasta La Vista. Feliz Navidad Hasta Gaspacho.

Head but time.

Head butt me.

Head butt.

Heavy down.

Hell men.

Hello again.

Help.

Here we go.

Hit it doc.

Hit the showers, Frenchie.

Hold the lineman. Stop that cart.

Holy Mary, Mother of Joseph.

Hooray, hooch.

Hot, hot, hot.

How that was close?

How you like that All Quiet on the Western Front?

How's that domination feel, city boy?

Human grit always beats robot magic.

Hurrah.

I am a courage filled machine of war.

I am a pretty Unicorn. I'm going to trot into the forest and pick each and everyone of you maggots. An arrangement of flowers. They will be lovely. Am I making myself clear?

I am a robot bloop. What is love?

I am a robot from the future.

I am a robot. I am here to take American jobs.

I am a robot. I am programmed to give you a sensible haircut.

I am a robot. I run on American jobs.

I am a robot. I was built to scare you.

I am a Unicorn, maggots.

I am a Unicorn. There are many unicorns like me, but I am the prettiest sound of like I've got a horn.

I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul.

I am going to enjoy killing each and everyone of you. Sorry Santa scum.

I am going to haunt your ass with my foot.

I am going to kill you, Marasmus again.

I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training.

I am having a heart attack.

I am in a tank.

I am in attack.

I am not afraid of no ghosts. I refuse to be afraid of no ghosts.

I am not trapped in a facility for the robots. You are all trapped in here with me.

I am on fire.

I am programmed to be scary.

I am proud of you, you sack of garbage. Now eat the floor and give me 20.

I am ready.

I am scared, you maggots.

I am the perfect avian killing machine.

I am the prettiest Unicorn.

I am the prettiest Unicorn. My mane smells like lavender and my horn grants wishes. Is that understood, Maggots?

I cannot be bargained with, I cannot be reasoned with. I do not know where I am. I am a robot. I don't understand anything.

I did not have permission to die.

I do not see a cart moving, ladies.

I do not see enough pushing.

I don't know, but I've been told I'm a pretty Unicorn.

I don't want to jinx us men, but we are guaranteed to win.

I got 3 words for you you.

I got 3 words for you you.

I got a good feeling about this.

I got your 6.

I have been awarded the Purple Heart, the Orange Star, the Green Clover, the Blue Diamond and the Big Golden Army Ball of Bravery and I am most proud of this.

I have rescued my intelligence.

I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts.

I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses.

I haven't got all day.

I haven't got all day.

I joined this team just to kill maggots like you, not you brain maggot.

I joined this team just to kill maggots like you.

I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe.

I love the smell of a kicked ass in the morning.

I love the smell of a rank up in the morning.

I love to win by the dawn's early light.

I love to win, so I guess we should win.

I love you brain maggot. Never leave.

I love your death, Cyclops. Your death is sweet to me, like love is sweet.

I need some help.

I never like you.

I run on blood. I take jobs from American vampires.

I will drive this tank up your ass, maggot.

I will eat your ribs. I will eat them up.

I will find you. That's what I do. That's all I do. There you are, shutting down.

I will kill any man who tries to take this from me.

I will never feel pity or remorse or fear or comfortable in this costume.

I will not stand for losing.

I will not tolerate failure on my team.

I will open up your chassis and use you all as a latrine.

I will RIP off your ghost head and crap in your stupid hat.

I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife.

I will trade this thing to you for another thing that you have.

I won. No wait.

I'm about to tattoo some tank treads on your ass.

I'm dancing.

I'm going to break my foot off in this ties ass.

I'm going to break this tie over my knee.

I'm going to mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it.

I'm going to tell you ladies a secret I hate losing.

I'm not going to just give it to you. You'd like that, wouldn't you, comrade?

I'm plus Tripudio.

I'm tired of looking.

If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me.

If God had wanted you to live, he would not have made me a mindless puppet of this brain maggot.

If I have to crack some skulls, I will.

If there's one thing I hate more than losing, it is tying. That just means everybody loses.

If you do not like losing to an enlisted man, do not pick a fight with one.

If you know what's good for you, you will run.

Imputum Fulminos.

In flipping position.

In this man's Unicorn army, you clump your hooves when a superior officer addresses you.

Incoming.

Invokam monoculus.

Ipsum Instantarium.

It be and I just kick your ass.

It is a full moon I have turned into a robot again.

It's a book he's going to read.

It's perfect.

It's the witching hour.

It's throw time.

Just because you won does not make you a winner. Winners keep winning. I will never stop winning until I have won.

Just me and you lady bots.

Kaboom.

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Keep pushing.

Keep this dead man moving, maggots.

Kid Hut Company prayed.

Ladies, let's get this cart moving.

Last one alive locked the door.

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Left face.

Let me give you some advice son. Do not be a ghost.

Let's break this tie.

Let's dance, maggot.

Let's do this.

Let's do this.

Let's get one thing straight. You are all pretty unicorns, but I am the prettiest Unicorn. Did I stutter?

Let's get to the island.

Let's give him hell, brain maggot.

Let's give this soup can hell.

Let's go make it.

Let's go, doc.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's kick this robot's ass back to the Bronze Age.

Let's make some pain, boys.

Let's move some Rd. kill.

Let's see them try that twice.

Let's show these muffin tops with the wrong end of a rocket launcher looks like.

Let's talk more Fight.

Let's throw down.

Locked and loaded.

Look at you maggot. Even your weapon needs a hair cut.

Lookout, it's the Basmat bomb bomb.

Lookout, it's the bespoke Bibby bomb.

Lookout. It's a Bombo basmatron.

Looks like we moved up in rank.

Looks like we ranked up.

Love it.

Love it.

Maggot.

Maggots.

Man up, ladies.

Marasma, stop taking jobs from American ghosts.

Marasmus gets your spectral ass out here.

Marasmus Take your voodoo back to Canada, where it belongs.

Marasmus, I am going to pull a rabbit out of your ass.

Marasmus, I hate you.

Marasmus, I will slap the magic out of your mouth.

Marasmus.

Marasmus.

Marasmus. I need that blood.

Medals for everyone.

Medic down.

Medic.

Medic.

Medic.

Men George Washington never lost. Jesus never lost. Patton never lost. If winning is good enough for those war heroes, it's damn well good enough for us.

Men get to the upgrade stations.

Men, these are the facts as I understand them. One, I am the prettiest Unicorn. 2 My main is lustrous and fragrant, and it catches the wind perfectly. Dismissed.

Men, we are tied and that is just another word for losing.

Men, you're about to become someone's new worst nightmare.

Men.

Mess with the pocket, get our rocket.

Mind Megat.

Mine.

Mine.

Mission accomplished.

Mission accomplished.

Mission accomplished.

Mission complete.

mmha ha ha

Mortise Enema Terrace.

Move out.

Move up, move up, move up.

Move up.

Move, move, move.

Must find damp pile of leaves for brain maggot.

Must stop dancing.

Must think about sensible haircuts.

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My blood, no.

My crap harder missions than this.

My foot will transform into a foot with your ass wrapped around it.

My shoulders are broad, man, but I can't fit all of you on them.

Need help capping this point.

Need some help here.

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Negatory.

Never bring a bat to a battlefield. War is not a game.

Never forget, Always remember Pepperfy.

Never send a boy to fight a man's war.

Nice shot.

Nice work.

No guts, no glory robots.

No, See no.

No, Sir.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Now hear this camper, you are not warranted on my beloved battlefield.

Now that is what I want to see.

O K.

Of course we won. We are Americans. If you didn't win, I would need to see your birth certificate.

Oh Ah. Ah. Ah.

Oh hello Gundorf, where's blasphemous babins? Oh there he is, everyone's here. Lavalos. Gimpy dumpy snoopy man, I wish we're asmuss was around to see this magical turn of events.

Oh look, it's Houdini. What's that? Houdini. You're looking for a new best friend? Too bad there's no Wizards around. Get out here, Marasmus.

Oh man.

Oh my big head.

Oh my tiny head.

Oh no, I hope the scary wizard doesn't guess my card.

Oh no, that robot is a ghost.

Oh no.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, hello, Merlin, the famous magician. No, I have not seen marasmus. What's that? No, I can't think of anyone who'd won an autograph.

Oh.

On three.

One time I killed a man in Germany after the war. He was asking for directions. I am more proud of this.

Operation Soaring Eagle.

Outstanding shot.

Outstanding.

Ow ow Brock fire.

Pactum diabolus.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

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Paper wins.

Pay no attention to the top of this man's head.

Perfect landing.

Perfect landing.

Perfect landing.

Perfect.

Permission to get cocky men. It is impossible for us to lose.

Pick up their asses gently, men, put them in a tub with scented candles, tuck them into bed and kiss their asses on the forehead because we have kicked them all over this map and they are devastated.

Posh.

President accounted for.

Push cream puffs.

Push like you mean it.

Push that cart forward.

Push that cart.

Push you apple blossoms.

Push you butter muffins.

Push.

Push. That is an order.

Rank up, maggot.

Rank up.

Ready for active duty?

Ready for that charge doc?

Ready.

Rebooting robot hell, you tin savages.

Remember men, the flag was still there and of a piece of fabric can do it. You daisies can do it. Hang in there.

Remember men, there is no I in team and I am going to win with or without you.

Remember wise, it is always darkest before we win.

Reporting for duty.

Right face.

Robot noises.

Rock wins.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Roger that.

Rowdy round help me cap this point.

Salute the horn, not the man, son.

Sapping a robot.

Save yourself, brain maggot.

Say your prayers and grab some air.

Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries and sent me back in time to kick it.

Scissors win.

Scotland is not a real country. You are an Englishman with a dress.

Scout down.

Screamin Eagles.

Screaming Eagle.

Seismita Tremoro.

Sentry Buster.

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Shoot that tank.

Single file.

Single file.

Sir, Yes, Sir.

Sniper down.

Sniper.

So tiny.

Soldier down.

Someone jumps at me, they're hitting the ground in pieces.

Son of a cussing cuss word.

Son Sue's got nothing on us.

Son, I am proud of you.

Son, whatever third world stink pile you actually live in today, you are an American.

Son, you are a disgrace to the afterlife. You do not deserve to wear that magic dress.

Son, your hat is writing checks, your head cannot cash.

Sound of like I've got a horn.

Sound off if you love freedom, maggot.

Sound off if you love freedom, maggot.

Sound off if you're ready.

Sound off like you've got a rank?

Spinning, spinning.

Spy down.

Spy in our midst, men.

Spy.

Stand next to the cart, damn you.

Stand on the point, maggots.

Stand on the point, numbnuts.

Stand on the point. Make it.

Stars and Stripes beats hammer and Sickle. Look it up.

Stay frosty.

Stay frosty.

Step up and get flipped.

Stick to that cart like glue. That is an order.

Stop hiding me, hide your little toys and fight like a man.

Stop lagging and start tagging men.

Stop that cart.

Sun Tzu might have invented war, but we invented winning them.

Sun Tzu said winning 100 wars is not the best thing. The best thing is to win without fighting at all men. Sun Tzu is an idiot and if I ever see him I will punch him in his mouth.

Sun, your fashion sense has gone AWOL.

Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed.

Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed. It's just a metaphor, brain maggot.

Sweet land of liberty.

Take us down, men.

Take your lumps like a man Private twinkle toes.

Tank

Tank has been neutralized.

Tank warcry

Tank warcry

Tank warcry

Tank.

Tank.

Tank.

Taunt bos pain

Taunt coffee 1 bag can swoosh

Taunt coffee 2 bag can drop

Taunt coffee 3 coffee splash

Taunt coffee 4 coffee sip

Taunt coffee 5 coffee ahh

Taunt cong int

Taunt dosi fun

Taunt exert

Taunt exert

Taunt flip fun

Taunt head end

Taunt head pain

Taunt kill

Teen hot.

Teen Hut.

Thanks doc.

Thanks for the aid.

Thanks for the teleporter.

Thanks soldier.

Thanks, Angie.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That big ones got the bomb.

That bomb bot's getting angry.

That bombot's getting angrier.

That bombots on a rampage.

That demo man is a spy.

That engineer is a spy.

That hat is not mercenary issue, son. There's no room for fashionistas in the art of war.

That Heavy is a spy.

That is ASAP Robot.

That is how you win.

That is not a hat, that is an excuse to kick your ass.

That is not a hat. That is proof that you hate America.

That medic is a spy.

That pyro is a spy.

That scout is a spy.

That sniper is a spy.

That soldier is a spy.

That spy is not one of ours.

That thing is not a weapon. That thing is why the enemy wins.

That took some doing.

That took some doing.

That was a hell of a campaign, son.

That was an amazing killing spree by the other team.

That was close. Don't you die on me, brain maggot.

That's it, men, move that cart back.

That's terminated.

That's where books get you, Professor.

The best part of you ran down your motherboard.

The burning. The burning.

The cart needs to go forward.

The cart's falling back.

The eagle has landed on my head.

The eagle has landed.

The great Eagle scourge returns hippies.

The last word out of your sorry mouth will be Sir, and it will be loud.

The natural enemy of the robot is hippies.

The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes.

The robots are attacking the gate.

The robots took the gate.

The tank is dropping a bomb.

The worm has turned, gentlemen.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

There is nothing unusual about this man's head.

There's a maggot eating my brain.

There's nothing more American than exercise.

They got a bomb.

They said we couldn't do it. They said we shouldn't do it. They begged us not to do it and we did it anyway.

This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia.

This bag of bones has a date with the Devil Men. Our job is to arrange the meeting.

This corpse has got to move, ladies.

This is a good deal.

This is a war, not a bra factory. Get a man's weapon, son.

This is mine now.

This is mine.

This is my intelligence.

This is my point and you will help me defend my point.

This is my rank up. There are many like but this one is mine.

This is my rival, this is my gun. You make it stink. And that's why we won.

This is my tank. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

This is my world. You are not welcome in my world.

This is not a camping trip, Sheila, this is war and I love it.

This is not a robot tea party spark bags. This is robot war.

This is what God would use to shoot somebody.

This is what the president must feel like all the time.

This losing streak ends here, ladies.

This mission never even saw us coming.

This old man will not push himself to hell, ladies.

This point is mine, do you understand that?

This pretty pony just kicked a shiny pink hoof of your ass.

This tank and the hero driving it, we're both made in America.

This tank runs on blood, guts and glory. The guts and glory I will provide that. Blood is where you come in.

Tie breaking time.

Time to inform your next of kin.

Tin Hut bomb is clear.

Today is a good day.

Tonight your ass will be visited by 3 ghosts, my foot, my other foot and a ghost.

Too easy.

Track it.

Trade.

Up you go.

Up you go.

USA.

USA.

USA.

Wah.

Want to see a magic trick? Presto, you're dead.

War as hell, my kind of hell.

War is hell, freedom isn't free. I am in a tank.

War. What is it Good for? Everything.

War. Why does it get far? Everything.

Wars like a game of chess with guts on top of it, and instead of chess pieces there's just brave blood hungry sons of bitches who love war.

Wars may be fought with tanks, but they are won by men with tanks.

We almost died on that hill, but damn it, we took it, didn't we?

We almost died on that hill, but damn it, we took it, didn't we?

We are in a world of magic.

We are trading now.

We cannot let these maggots beat us again.

We did it, son.

We failed men.

We give up Marasmus, you're too scary for us. Now come out so we can kick your ass.

We have been promoted maggot.

We have commandeered my point.

We have ranked up.

We have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, the wings of an eagle, the big muscular arms of a Panther man, and the silent majesty of a Kraken.

We have you surrounded, at least from this side.

We need to defend this point.

We need to kill the tank.

We will not lose again.

We will push until there is nothing left to push.

We win, we win.

We win.

We won the battle, now let's win the war.

We won.

We.

We're a good team, maggot. Yes, we are, soldier.

We've hit the top of the mountain, son. Now let's defend this pile of rocks.

Welcome to the United States of you, Jessica Dominated.

Well done maggot.

Well done, Sir.

Well done.

Well, back to the front.

Well, that went pear shaped fast.

What's a matter, hippie? Hit her. Get in your eyes.

What's that, brain maggot? You're starving. Yeah, I'm hungry too.

What's that? Erasmus. Favorite actor Burt Lancaster? You think people who hide are cowards? Wise words, Burt Lancaster. You've convinced all of us. Damn it, Marasmus, get out here.

Which one of us is pocket?

Which one of us is Roamer?

Who wants some?

Who's playing Pocket?

Whoa, ha ha ha.

Whoa.

Whoo ah.

Why is that cart not moving?

Why is that cart stopped maggots?

Witchy, you numb nuts, let us down.

Wizard, you shall not hide.

Words cannot express how much I hate France right now.

Yay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

You are 10 lbs of ghost crap in a 5 LB dress.

You are a coward and you've died like 1.

You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot egg.

You are a spineless worm. You are a mistake of nature. You are walking vomit.

You are a true American brain maggot.

You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden.

You are all dishonorably discharged.

You are all maggots you scum sucking fruit baskets.

You are all maggots. Sorry brain maggot, I forgot you were there.

You are all weak. You are all bleeders.

You are going down, you spell casting maggot.

You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie.