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Team Fortress 2 Medic stands confidently with a healing gun, surrounded by doves, showcasing his quirky and heroic personality.
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Team Fortress 2 – Medic Soundboard

The Team Fortress 2 – Medic Soundboard features a collection of voice lines from TF2’s eccentric battlefield doctor. It includes iconic quotes like “I am ze Übermensch!” “Meine Güte!” and the chilling laughter that follows a successful ÜberCharge. Additional clips cover his enthusiastic shouts of “I am fully charged!” pain grunts, taunts, and interactions with teammates, including his signature callouts for healing and deploying the ÜberCharge. This soundboard captures the chaotic, brilliant, and slightly unhinged personality of the Medic.
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Acton Spy.
Ah, this loss.
Ah.
All I can tell you about this next procedure is that it will be excruciating.
All right, this is actually really bad.
Alviro Zain Schwein hunts.
Amazing, comrade.
Angie is dead.
Another bomb.
Another point.
Another successful procedure.
Anyone still alive has let me down.
Archimedes wants the brains. Thank you, Archimedes.
Archimedes wants the brains. Yes, Archimedes wants all the brains, doesn't he?
Assistance, Peter.
Astounding.
Avida Zen Dong Cuff.
Back from the dead.
Bapo invisiom.
Barbara.
Bird head domination.
Boba Fist.
Bomb.
But it was a bad choice.
But.
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
Caputo's crepey juice.
Cartgoingforwardoffense02
Century ahead.
Century Buster's destroyed.
Charge me here, doctor.
Close those.
Come on, collect some money.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come out Marasmus, we have much to discuss.
Come out, Marasmus, nothing will happen to you, I swear. I can't. We're going to kill you.
Come over here, I promise I will heal you.
Confidentially Dr. to patient. That is a stupid hat.
Couscous move the wheelchair.
Cusim kusem or That does sound like fun.
Danka dum coughs.
Danka Kamarad.
Danka.
Dead by dawn. Silence.
Defends the point.
Demo He's dead.
Diagnosis.
Did that sting? Sorry.
Did you follow lines of the middle schmads?
Do not leave the card, Tom coughs.
Do you ever think that you might be going mad? Oh, all the time. I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Do you ever worry you might be going mad? Well, not worry. I mean, I'm not up at night about it.
Don Cushion, Dada. Donka, Shane.
Don't coughs.
Don't get my hard hearted friend.
Donga Engineer.
Donga hair doctor.
Donka Shane. Donka Shang.
Doom cops.
Duh.
Dunka, Dunka.
EIN's Sway. I do not think we bought enough body bags.
Element left, element right haha.
Everybody attacks a.
Everyone behind me.
Everyone free money.
Everyone get you the bridge.
Everyone push the cart.
Everyone push.
Everyone stay close to the.
Everyone, I am on fire.
Everyone, we must stop that bomb.
Excellent.
Fascinating.
Felton.
Fine hunts.
Fire, fire, fire.
Fire.
For to curious sensation.
Forward.
Forward. Push the cat forward.
Freddy.
Free money, free money.
From now on, losing is their button.
Get away from the wizard.
Get away.
Get behind me.
Get on the point dumb cough.
Get them Rouse. Rouse.
Get you an upgrade station Snell.
Go bots.
Go left.
Go right.
God.
Good shooting.
Good to go.
Good work.
Got in Hebrew it's wonderful it's small and wonderful it's it's perfect.
Ha ha, what a bloodbath.
He did it. Kill your friends. Yes, I almost forgot.
He said. The sooner you come out, the sooner we can kill you.
He'll ask.
He's done.
He's healing himself.
Head to head.
Heavy is dead.
Hello FRA lines.
Hello magic book. Do you still have gentlemen's eye? I'll trade your heart for it.
Help me secure this point.
Help me.
Help.
Hey, I'm coming for your visit.
Hi I'm achmadis.
Hi, I'm on fire.
Hi.
Hideo.
Hmm, not bad.
Hood steals Fine Hunt. This will only sting for a moment.
House, house.
How about this?
How embarrassing they let a man of science escape with their papers.
Hushada, shut up.
I am a God.
I am charged.
I am full of magic.
I am fully charged.
I am going to murder so many robots.
I am meditating.
I am prepared to do whatever it takes.
I am ready kills them all. Also I must kill you all.
I am Savida.
I am the angry bird, God of the Badlands. Fear me.
I am the ubermensch.
I can't take anymore off, this is Saturday.
I can't take it anymore.
I cannot wait.
I cannot wait. Eniza, can I?
I experimented on my own head.
I feel like a million Deutsche Marks.
I found this inside a patient.
I have a bird head. You're dominated. We're both having a bad day.
I have been in the wrong profession. I must learn this magic.
I have so much power.
I healed the man who will kill you.
I kicked my head out. Oh, I am so good. Yeah.
I like your moves.
I love Halloween.
I love it.
I need help with this point schnell.
I require assistance.
I should upgrade.
I toiled in God's domain.
I will hear you attack the wizard.
I'm alive. Alive.
I'm back.
I'm Bruce Tripodio.
I'm fond of this one.
I'm going to saw Screw your bones.
I'm of two minds about this. Both are pretty good with it.
I'm ready, my friends. Kill all your friends. Oh, good idea.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at your issues. Your your weapon.
Idiot stand on the point.
Idiot, get on the point.
Impossible.
In my medical opinions, that head looks ridiculous. Here's a second opinion. You're dead haha.
In position.
In proton fall me nose.
Incoming.
Incoming.
Incoming.
Into the air.
Invoke a monoculus.
Ipsum Instantarium.
Is there a point to your lives?
It looks like domest.
It's a bird. It's a head. It's a bird head.
It's a pledge.
It's beautiful.
It's enough.
It's just you and me, robots.
It's Saturday.
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Jajajajaja.
Kaus Kouse.
Keep it up.
Keep pushing. Why don't you push?
Kill him, he's healing himself.
Kill that tank.
Kill them all.
Kiss them all. Are you sure? Yes. Well, I'm convinced.
Kite, kite.
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Laughlong02
Laughshort03
Left, Left.
Left.
Let U.S. trade Schnell.
Let us dance.
Let us do this.
Let's begin.
Let's begin.
Let's do this my friends. Can't say more SH it's enough.
Lost Fighter.
Masnel.
Medic is dead.
Medic.
Medic.
Morty Sanimatarius.
Move Schnell.
Moves the gear up snail.
Moves this guy up.
Mtt punchnslaps
Must I defend this point myself?
My head.
My my blood is entirely out of my body. What a curious feeling.
My prescription dancing, ha ha.
My professional opinion.
My skill is faced it on this team.
Nice shot, comrade.
Nice, thanks.
Nice.
No robot shall pass.
No, no attacks the wizard.
No.
No03
Not bad.
Now go.
Now is the time here, Doctor.
Now this you might like.
October 1st.
Oh Dorsey door your partner.
Oh heavens yes.
Oh tingly.
Oh wonder bar.
Oh, big head.
Oh, I can't wait.
Oh, I have no head.
Oh, I must learn how to do that.
Oh, I see you looking.
Oh, I think I have a concussion.
Oh, I think I have a concussion.
Oh, interesting.
Oh, it's on.
Oh, magic ghosts. Oh this is so much fun.
Oh, Manny.
Oh, much better.
Oh, now this is a rare piece.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, that book certainly seems angry.
Oh, that book is full of bombs.
Oh, that was fun.
Oh, this is exciting.
Oh, this is not good.
Oh, this will do nicely.
Oh, very nice.
Oh, what is happening now?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Ohh you awful hat, it's killing me.
Over here.
Over here.
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Paincrticialdeath03
Paincrticialdeath04
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Painsevere04
Painsharp03
Painsharp08
Papers please.
Park Dome, Diablos.
Pay them Solaros.
Perfect.
Phil, John.
Poor Snell.
Pop up.
Prepare for your examination.
Prognosis.
Push the cart.
Push the dead man.
Push them. You push.
Push.
Pyro is dead.
Quest complete easy
Quest complete easy
Ready for the charge here, Doctor?
Ready to charge?
Ready to flip?
Ready. We're both ready.
Red rum, red, rum red. Oh, I just got it. Very clever.
Ridiculous.
Right.
Robots are a masters.
Rock a brain.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Run.
Sapping a robot.
Schweinhorns.
Scout is dead.
Seismella tomorrow.
Sentry Buster.
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Sf13 magic reac02
Shall we?
Shall we?
Shoot an eye crafts machine up.
Shoots a tank.
Shut him to hell, yes.
Sí.
Snail, go get him.
Snell House.
Snell.
Snell.
Sniper.
Sniper.
So Bomb carrier is looking angry.
So bomb carriers get the ganglia.
So go outside, taking the gate.
So heavy as a spy.
So many bombs.
So visa discharging.
Soldier is dead.
Someone makes a magic stop.
Spine hunts.
Spy is dead.
Spy.
Stand on some points. Fine hunt.
Standing near the point does nothing. Get on the point. Dumb cough.
Stay close to the cart.
Stole the briefcase.
Stop that cart.
Stupendous.
Sturm and Strong.
Sugobots has a gate.
Super head is pure agony.
Tank.
Taunt cong fun
Taunt dosi fun
Taunt exert
Taunt flip exert
Taunt head end
Taunt head exert
Taunt kill
Taunt rps exert
Taunt rps exert
Taunt xray 1 open
Taunt xray 2 crumple
Thank you here, Doctor.
Thank you, Engineer.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
That cart must be stopped.
That was doctor assisted homicide.
That was fun.
That was fun.
That wizard is hiding somewhere.
The bomb carrier is furious.
The bomb is clear.
The bridge is down.
The bum carry is down.
The cat is not moving.
The clock has stuck.
The clock is dark snail snail.
The demo man is a spy.
The dispenser goes here.
The engine is a spy.
The flesh is weak.
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting.
The healing leaves little time for the hurting.
The must defend this point.
The patient died, but sadly, his terrible hat lives on.
The pyro is a spy.
The robot is set.
The robots have taken the gate.
The scout is a spy.
The sentry goes here.
The sniper is a spy.
The soldier is a spy.
The spy is a double agent.
The tank is dropping a bomb.
The teleporter goes here.
The Uber bot is destroyed.
There are your visit.
There is a century ahead.
There you are.
There's Invictus.
There's two robots.
They all think you're crazy what I'll show them.
They are.
They have a bomb.
They're attacking the gate.
This is unacceptable.
This out.
This was fun.
This world is robot death.
Tied.
Time to flip.
Time to flip.
Tiny little head.
To knock it.
Toc, Toc.
Today I am a God.
Tomb Cops.
Too much magic.
Toshi do.
Trade
True.
Turn your head and cough.
Uber bought.
Unbelievable.
Up you go.
Up, up.
Upgrade station, yes.
Upgrade up and create everyone.
Vapo Kabuto.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Victorious.
Von der BA.
We are invincible. Yes, we are.
We deserve to lose.
We did it. Come on.
We did it. I did it and whatever.
We have done it.
We should trade.
We're on fire. Yes, I know.
Welcome to the Villus once Again fest.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Well, you'll be dead soon.
What a strange sensation.
What did you think you were going to kill with that?
What do you think of this?
What is happening?
What is that book doing?
What's the dead man I'm tying?
Where are your precious papers now, dumb cops?
Who I will tell you apart, bolts by bolt.
Who is not ready?
Who stopped pushing the cart?
Who stopped pushing the cart? I want names.
Who stopped pushing the cart? This is your fault.
Who wants a flip?
Who's that old man to hell?
Whoo. Astounding.
Whoops. ZAD was not medicine.
Why is no one else pushing this cart?
Why is the cat moving backwards?
Wizard, where are you?
Wonderful.
Woo Hoo.
Would you like a second opinion? You are all so ugly.
Wow.
Ya.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, I killed you all right.
Yes, it is.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You are stupid.
You are tying my patience.
You have 30 seconds to live.
You will go no further.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
Your silly clown weapon is making a mockery of this war.
Yvonne sis then trade me for it.
Zeo Baba has a bomb.
Zometic is a spy.
9.
10 out of 10.
123 kick.
あ。
あ。
あ。あ。
あ。あ。
あ。あ。
ああ。ああ。
ありがとうございます。
うわ。
うわぁ。
うわあああ。
うん。
うん。
うん。
おお。
おほほ。
ザ。ハ。
じゃあ。
ながします。
は。
はあ。
はあ。
ははは。
ははは。
はははは。
はははは。
はははは。
ファー。
よ。し。
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