Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) Edit

A few primal species, but of no particular interest.

A highly sensitive matter.

A Mül Converter belonging to the Federation.

A Mül Converter.

A record.

A serious threat to Mother Earth.

A severe diplomatic incident is to pass for one of them.

A soldier will always choose death over humiliation.

A tumor we have to cut out as soon as we can.

A year ago, we discovered a radioactive zone

Aboard a vessel we salvaged from the wreckage,

About the details of the operation.

Absorbing the vast knowledge stored in its database.

According to regulations, that is impossible without his explicit agreement.

Activate your system. Wonderful.

Actually, it's not his mouth.

Admitting to an error on this scale

Ah...

Ah...

Alex will pick you up.

Alex, any ideas?

Alex, can we see the playlist, please?

Alex, can you update us?

Alex, did you enter the coordinates?

Alex, I need to know the attackers' identity.

Alex, I'm gonna take over on manual.

Alex, pick him up on 81.

Alex, we need you right now!

Alex, what are you doing?

Alex, will you pull up my brain charts for the past 10 minutes?

Alex?

Alex?

All males do.

All right, drop in 12 minutes.

All right, give it to 'em.

All right, go get yourself cleaned up, run to Mommy.

All right, then.

All right.

All right.

All the battleships have docked, General.

All the while watching and learning from each of them.

Almost 30 million. 3,236 species

An enemy that we don't know!

An enemy that's just attacked us!

And a pearl.

And a trans matter box to bring anything there.

And character's arc.

And define the nature of the threat.

And definitely not out of there.

And don't touch anything.

And find me the Commander.

And from anywhere in the universe.

And I am your guide for today, okay?

And I thought I could be that someone else for you.

And I will kill you.

And I'm gonna take you to the most beautiful beach in the whole universe.

And intelligence with each other.

And it continues to grow. Like a tumor.

And it will show you what it has seen.

And it's a pretty good bet that we would have been banished from Alpha

And no time for this. I'll pass.

And please, put on some more appropriate clothing.

And release that one.

And that's where they get their hypersensitivity from.

And the civil rights of all concerned should be respected.

And the Commander? Any ransom demands?

And the materials to build a vessel of our own.

And then he organized this whole procedure to eliminate any survivors,

And they went off to sell their cargo on a huge construction site.

And this is a place where we make love, not war.

And Tsûuri hired a professional.

And verify that the "U" for Human is full green, okay?

And wake endlessly...

And we had much more serious things to worry about.

And we learned of the countless species who inhabit this universe.

And we'd be honored to help you get it back.

And while you find out who, I'm going to go save my partner.

And you destroyed all the evidence that Major Samk had against you.

And you were on board.

And you, have you checked the Converter?

Annihilate them all.

Any conceivable product in record time.

Any idea to get me out of here?

Any idea what that means, guys?

Any sign of contamination or radiation?

Anyway, where I'm from, life is more painful than death.

Are always attracted to galaxy hopping bad boys like me.

Are you kidding me?

Arrest him.

Arrest this man!

As the elected representative of the Human Federation,

As you all know,

As you read in the memo, you need glasses to see the other dimension,

As you wish.

Ask them if they have intel on Mül.

At the edge of the Red Zone.

At the moment of passing,

At your command.

Authorization to dock in Section 1.

Bad dream.

Because I just went through and I'm falling in space.

Because I read the reports and...

Because I'm very tempted to escape.

Because then it starts to feed...

Because they thought he was carrying it.

Because you can't live without him.

Because you really don't know what love is.

Best I ever saw.

Beyond the wall.

Bingo.

Bring on the beach.

Bubble, tell me what to do.

Bubble?

Bubble.

But before I drag your ass in,

But don't you think you should cuff me?

But first of all, why are you attacking us?

But he's been abducted...

But it has allowed us to let go of our anger toward those responsible.

But it was a toughie.

But just admit it,

But Major Valerian intervenes and retrieves the Converter.

But most importantly...

But not exactly what I'm looking for right now.

But not exactly what I'm looking for right now.

But these have all ended in failure.

But this thing is priceless.

But to fulfill my mission, I will need full access to Commander Filitt's data.

But we know how to track him down...

But you get a discount, of course.

But you've never stopped to look.

By putting us to sleep and not hurting a single one of us!

By the grace of God.

Call off the assault immediately.

Can I have my camera, please? Thank you.

Can I help? I'm a good driver.

Can we make a deal?

Can we talk man to man for a second?

Can't hurt.

Captain Gibson has further details.

Captain, status report?

Captain, what's going on here?

Check for survivors.

Check parameters.

Civilized. Yeah, sure.

Come here. Come here. Try this.

Come on, everyone.

Come on, out. Pervert.

Come on, this has nothing to do with love.

Come on, you...

Come on! Wakey, wakey.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. You know that's not true.

Come through the gates. Okay?

Commander, the Council is waiting.

Commander, the planet is inhabited.

Commander, who would have any reason to destroy Alpha?

Confirmed.

Contact with the enemy.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy that. Move on!

Coworkers?

Da!

Da! Da! Da! Da!

Dad?!

Declassify.

Declassify.

Delegates, thank you for answering the call so quickly.

Demographics?

Diamonds are less valuable than baduls.

Didn't you read the memo?

Didn't you say that the girl in your dream

Didn't you say you wanted to go to the beach?

Do not confuse the issue.

Do you confirm, sir?

Do you have any idea where we're going?

Do you have what we asked for?

Do you understand what I am saying?

Don't be such a grouch. It's decorative.

Don't lose it. [chuckles]

Don't say that.

Don't start what you can't finish.

Don't worry, I'm not letting you go anywhere.

Don't you think we should run through our assignment?

Down to your shoulders.

Down! Stay!

Either it belongs to a completely unknown species...

Enjoy the beach a while longer.

Enter your genetic code on the front keypad.

Entering Red Zone.

Everybody, back to your posts!

Everyone, please evacuate.

Everything okay?

Except when you take their little buddy.

Excuse me, Your Highness.

Explosives in place, General. We are operational.

Father, there are hundreds of soldiers

Federal agent on duty. Leave me alone.

Fetch.

Fifty five seconds!

Finally, to the west, in a pressurized atmosphere,

Finally. Where is he?

Firstly, because it's protocol, but secondly,

Five...

Follow me.

Follow me.

For a top secret operation.

For better or worse?

For one second, put yourself in her position.

For there are nearly a million stores in Big Market.

For your personal protection.

For your personal security, why don't you let Agent Laureline

Forty seconds.

Four...

From Mül, a planet that was in the constellation QN34.

From the four corners of the universe live on board,

General, Major Valerian is an invaluable agent.

General, there are three civilians here

General, we have an alert on Section B.

General, we're picking up a signal from the 2005 Destiny module.

General, we've picked up the Major's trail again.

General, you've been authorized by the council

General. Five stars.

Gentlemen, lady, good luck.

Get down! Take cover!

Get me down from here, you children!

Get! Get in!

Give me a physical description.

Give me one second.

Go on. Be careful.

Go to the command room and track them from there.

Go.

Good.

Good. I want Section 1 operative as soon as possible.

Good. Now slide your gun into my holster.

Great.

Great. Anything else I should know before

Ha! [laughs]

Handsome, intelligent...

Hang on, tiger.

Happy birthday.

Hard to tell.

Has reached critical mass in orbit.

Have you run a DNA search?

He seems like a real freak to me.

He's in great shape.

He's the enemy!

He's the threat!

He's very cute, you know. And a real charmer.

Hello.

Hello.

Help us.

Here? Just like that?

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here's your ticket.

Hey, baby.

Hey, cowboy. You've come to the right spot.

Hey, handsome. You're looking a lot better.

Hey, handsome. You're looking a lot better.

Hey, haven't I seen you guys somewhere before?

Hey, Hey.

Hey, I work for the government.

Hey, I'm not running a tearoom here. What do you want from me?

Hey, I'm still waiting for your answer.

Hey, Tsûuri. Good to see you again.

Hey, you good?

Hey, you wanna fly?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey, thanks a lot!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. [purrs]

Hi, sugar.

Hi.

His protection, actually. He's one of a kind.

His protection, actually. He's one of a kind.

Hmm?

Hmm? [grunting]

Hmm.

Home sweet home.

How about I tell you what I really have in mind?

How about we look at the memo one last time?

How about you run for backup for a change?

How can I help you if you keep moving?

How can you be so sure?

How can you tell?

How do you know that that one has a jellyfish on it?

Huh. "The Conflict with the Southern Territories."

Huh. I...

Hurry, Neza!

Hurry, Neza!

Hurry!

I am a soldier.

I am telling you there was no life on the planet.

I am the highest ranking...

I apologize for your mistreatment.

I can now answer any questions you may have

I can't believe it.

I can't believe they'd do that.

I completely forgot, I have a question for you.

I deserved that.

I did learn something.

I don't have time for your games, sweetie. Come on, tell me, what's your name?

I don't know.

I don't speak French.

I don't think so, Major. It's against protocol.

I fired the distress beacons.

I found the suspect's store.

I got it.

I got the best one in the whole universe. Come on!

I had a weird dream.

I have a lot in mind.

I have a unit of K tron that I personally trained...

I have called this meeting of the Alpha Security Council

I have my own personal translator. Now move.

I have to recover the stolen property.

I heard their ridiculous story.

I just need you to fix my arm, thanks.

I knew I had it in here somewhere. There we are. Aha!

I know all of Shakespeare by heart if you want.

I know I can be full of myself sometimes, but I'm dead serious about my proposal.

I know you're attracted to me. Why deny the obvious?

I know. And I'm fighting for a noble cause, too.

I leave you my kingdom.

I lost a lot of personnel getting this for you.

I mean, look, whenever he wanders off, you go chasing after him.

I mean, she is, too.

I must've been injured during the fight.

I need a manicure.

I need to leave. Do you understand?

I need to move onward and upward.

I need to take you shopping with me.

I never thought I'd see one in my lifetime.

I play by the rules.

I suffer like this...

I suggest you try to find a glamopod.

I suppose, since you asked for my hand,

I thank you.

I think I lost them.

I thought you said they weren't aggressive.

I took a few detours when I was younger.

I trust you've studied the assignment. So as soon as you land,

I trusted you more than I trusted myself.

I voluntarily stick my head on his mouth?

I want my heart to belong to you and no one else.

I want only your name on my playlist.

I warned you.

I was just doing my job, Major.

I would have done the same for you.

I'd die for you.

I'd like you to meet my father, the Emperor.

I'd rather hold onto it. I'm on duty.

I'll be speaking to the Security Council in a few minutes.

I'll buy us some time.

I'll find you, Federal Agent Valerian.

I'll find you.

I'll get you an ID pass. You have my word.

I'll keep that in mind, sir.

I'll take care of any negotiations.

I'm afraid of a kiss."

I'm allergic to feathers.

I'm asking you to trust me.

I'm Bob, by the way.

I'm coming, I'm coming! I'm coming!

I'm confused. Is this how love works?

I'm dying to find out if what they say is true.

I'm giving them back the Converter.

I'm gonna ask for 10 days' leave right now,

I'm gonna go give Tsûuri some backup. Keep an eye on him.

I'm gonna try something bigger.

I'm in. Close it.

I'm looking for something special.

I'm not asking you to die for me.

I'm not here to try on a stupid dress!

I'm out of ammo and there's three headed my way.

I'm so happy to see you.

I'm sure we can find a priest who'd be happy to oblige.

I'm to your left, 200 feet away.

I'm working on it.

I've been thinking about what you said earlier and you're right.

I've got a bad feeling about this idea of yours.

I've lost the Major's signal.

If anything goes wrong with this operation,

If he hasn't talked, finish him off.

If he hasn't talked, finish him off.

If I am to succeed in my new assignment, I need to know everything.

If we don't, and this cancer keeps spreading,

If we stop jamming signals, we are defenseless.

If you don't allow me to communicate with them you'll be defenseless forever.

If you don't help me find Valerian, then this bullet's gonna find you.

If you help me find her, I'll set you free.

If you need my help,

If you receive any intel on this planet,

If you want to avoid a diplomatic incident you better let me go right now.

If you're going to knock out copies of this baby for me,

Igon Siruss, you stand accused of stealing

Igon Siruss.

Impeccable record.

Impressive. Unfortunately you've forgotten something rather important today.

In a universe we never knew existed.

In accordance with the orders you gave.

In Boulan Bathor territory.

In its great wisdom, the Central Committee

In one instance, we would have lost our supremacy and our leadership.

In order to ascertain the severity of the threat,

In the absence of the Commander, I am in command on Alpha!

In the form of a wave,

In the shadows of Alpha, we lived undetected,

In the transmatter box and enter your DNA code. Thank you.

In the...

Including humans, the ones who destroyed our planet.

Inside of you since the beginning?

Intercom activated.

Intruder XB982.

Is he alive?

Is that a yes?

Is that not its duty? And mine?

Is that what you would have wanted for your fellow citizens?

Is the Commander with you?

It appears your info just lost its value.

It breaks all rules and laws, and overpowers any army or government.

It doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't matter who it is. It's a threat to us all. It must be eliminated.

It may be the shortest way, but it's not the easiest.

It means, "Thank you."

It seems she chose you.

It seems there's no sign of contamination.

It was complete carnage!

It was my pleasure performing for you.

It will carry a message of peace and unity

It will come in very handy if we have to negotiate.

It will destroy Alpha in less than a week.

It's a direct order from the government, Commander.

It's a maybe.

It's broken!

It's called the law.

It's no wonder I wanna marry you.

It's not us, it's the K trons. They're shooting at us!

It's our mission that doesn't make sense, sir!

It's the best damn club on the whole space station.

It's the Commander.

It's the trust you place in someone else,

It's way more fun.

It's what makes me who I am.

Its mission was to get as close to the zone as possible,

Its new course is set for the Magellan Current.

Its weight and size now pose

Just as soon as you give us what we came for.

Just don't leave my side.

Just give me a few minutes, please.

Just look at her.

Just one call.

Just tell me what you want.

Keep an eye on the guy, all right?

Keep going. You're almost there.

Keep moving, don't change course.

Kidnap the Commander and force him to tell you the truth.

Laureline, can we just keep going, please?

Laureline, I'm a soldier.

Laureline, put your hands back on the joystick.

Laureline, which one has the Commander on board?

Laureline, will you please put your hand back on the joystick?

Laureline!

Laureline! I'm losing control!

Laureline...

Leading them into ruin and degradation? Forcing them to go backwards 1,000 years?

Learning my trade in all the top schools.

Leaving exospace in five seconds.

Leaving exospace.

Let me go, fatty. Come on, put me down.

Let's get this guy out. Whoa, what are you doing?

Let's go, my friend. Time to confess.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's see what it looked like.

Let's talk pleasure.

Life's a drag when you don't have an identity to call your own.

Lïho Minaa chose you

Lïho!

Lïho!

Lïho!

Lïho!

Like the kiss of a bee...

Listen, I don't wanna tell you guys how to do your jobs,

Little Goody Two shoes with an Ivy League education

Longer than a minute.

Look after the little guy for safekeeping?

Look, Bubble, I lost my partner.

Look, I know it sounds strange but it...

Look, I scored a perfect 200 on my last memory test.

Look, listen. I didn't come here to get a makeover.

Look, that was really cool,

Look, this was a lot of fun,

Look, we both know you're quite a ladykiller.

Look, why don't you think with your heart and not your head for once?

Looks like you're taking my protection very seriously.

Love her without measure.

Love is more powerful than anything else, Valerian.

Lovely, lovely. Wonderful, wonderful.

Major Valerian and Sergeant Laureline. We're alive and on the inside of the wall.

Major Valerian, I advise you to put that gun down.

Major Valerian, you're running nearly 20 minutes late.

Major, arrest these creatures immediately.

Major, I can't read your DNA codes.

Major, I order you to arrest this man.

Major, their protective shield

Major, this mission is in and out.

Major, what are you doing?

Major.

Male, if possible.

May you and your people live in peace

Me? Scared of commitment?

Me.

Milo, track down Agent Laureline and bring her in.

Mine.

Missiles loaded, sir.

Most likely, the last one in the whole universe.

Most of those are coworkers, and that's it.

Move on, move on, move on!

Move, lizard.

Mül was uninhabited.

My daughter.

My heart will belong to a man who will erase his playlist for me.

My hero.

My Ivy League education taught me to steer clear from bad boys like you.

My keypad's broken.

My name is Haban Limaï and this is my wife, Aloi.

My name is Tsûuri. I am the Emperor's son.

My respects, Minister.

My son sensed the presence of his sister,

Nah, it's not the season.

Need our services?

Negative. Minister on line.

Never lost a partner.

Never mention this to anyone, okay?

Never mind.

Never mind.

Neza.

Nice hat.

Nice talk.

Nine years in the service.

No "Thank you?" No "Well done?"

No DNA code, but voice waves match.

No idea, sir. She stole a vehicle.

No kidding. It's basically an eternity.

No one came back alive.

No signal of any kind could get through it.

No, I can't afford to lose both of you in one day.

No, I'm not letting you go anywhere.

No, it's not a crime.

No, Jolly won't kill anybody ever again.

No, no, yeah. I...

No, this is how I work.

No.

No.

No.

No. Not this normal. The other one.

Nobody gets in there.

North northeast, 113 degrees.

Not a second more.

Not at me, tiger. Come on.

Not dangerous. Find and assist.

Not really.

Not very professional, Major.

Noted, Major.

Nothing that you can get done in three minutes.

Nothing you can do.

Nothing's left. Just a gaping hole.

Notify all units.

Now get out of my face.

Now perhaps you can tell me what you're doing 17 light years

Now take me to Valerian. Now.

Now that our mission's over maybe we can finish our conversation.

Now will you please let me get back to the mission?

Now, let me remind you that Big Market is in another dimension.

Now, my name is Thaziit,

Now, please watch the letters at the top,

Now, take it nice and easy and push it into the box.

Now, whose first time is this at Big Market?

Oh, it's dark in here.

Oh, no, no, no! I've never played a Boulan Bathor before.

Oh, no. Not me.

Oh, they're much smaller than the females.

Oh. So you buy into the Commander's

Oh...

Okay, Bubble, get off me.

Okay, follow me. Please, put your helmets on.

Okay, let's do this.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's have a look at you.

Okay, okay.

Okay, Valerian, you're near the Dead Zone.

Okay, you're a little scabby.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, thanks.

Okay. You're gonna have to give me credit, though,

Okay...

On your list of conquests, thank you very much.

On your memory.

One more hour.

Only we can make this right.

Or even worse. Perhaps you knew the planet was inhabited and you sacrificed it.

Or is your perfect memory failing you again?

Or would you rather risk wrecking our economy for the sake of a bunch of...

Or?

Our Council saw fit to protect our citizens first and foremost.

Our cruisers were being decimated. We lost 500,000 soldiers in a day.

Our daughter made a good choice.

Our destiny is in your hands.

Our main activity was fishing for the pearls who possessed phenomenal energy.

Our planet was a true paradise, on which we lived in harmony with the elements.

Paradise Alley.

Pearls.

Philips, head to the location

Physics, chemistry,

Planet Mül was destroyed 30 years ago.

Planet Mül, ring any bells?

Please gather around, gather around.

Please keep still.

Please, sit down.

Poetry maybe? You like poetry?

Pooling their knowledge and cultures.

Population?

Practically every living species is represented here.

Prepare for the worst and you won't be disappointed.

Princess Lïhio Minaa, in you.

Proceed. A unit of K trons will join you.

Put this on.

Put us on high alert,

Rather than accept the consequences.

Really? And what does the future hold?

Received. Evacuate the zone. You have four minutes.

Recover the Converter and bring it to Alpha

Reel them in before I lose you.

Restrain her.

Right in the middle of the station.

Right, where's my picture then?

Same creatures who kidnapped the Commander.

Same here.

Savages?

Section 1 is entering the Red Zone.

See anything abnormal?

Sergeant Laureline will arrive at the drop

Sergeant, where are you going?

Sergeant.

Seven medals of honor.

She can rest in peace now.

She headed into the Red Zone, and we lost track of her.

She lost all of her people and her child, and she's willing to forgive.

She must have located the Major.

Shoot.

Shoot. He ruined my dress.

Show it images of Valerian...

Show them in.

Showtime.

Sir, the door's locked. We can't get out.

Sit down. Relax. And enjoy the show.

So he must be headed towards the vessel.

So if the animals are native on their planet then,

So long.

So many species have shared their knowledge

So tell your men to back off before you commit a second genocide!

So we can at least communicate.

So we left you no choice but to steal the Converter,

So we sent in a special unit.

So what do you say, Bubble?

So what'll it be, soldier?

So what'll it be, soldier?

So when you realized survivors from Planet Mül were living in the heart of Alpha,

So why do you lose interest in a girl as soon as you win her heart?

So why don't we get you a nice treatment so you can get your mojo back?

So, everybody please, get together,

Soft as silk.

Some high grade uranium and you'll be good as new.

Somebody is sending you the images.

Someone didn't look over the plans before they came rushing in. As usual.

Someone else was carrying it on them.

Someone is lying to us,

Sorry to interrupt this great deal, but I'm also here for a noble cause.

Sorry, I'm inedible.

Sorry, sir. Things got a bit more complicated than we expected.

Sound good?

Spread out. Spread out.

Status on Major Valerian? Level 5 emergency.

Stay here.

Stay with me, Valerian. Come on. Come on.

Straight up. Take a good look.

Such as the peaceful Poulong farmers who grow cobalt.

Sure, but how?

Sure, but whatever you do, don't touch them.

Sure.

Surely it's understandable that they want to retrieve the last living specimen.

Take good care of her.

Take good care of it.

Take that.

Target's photograph to follow.

Tell me more about the planet.

Tell me, what is it you want? What are you looking for?

Thank you, Bill.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. What's your name?

Thanks, Alex.

Thanks.

That animal is the last living specimen of its species.

That Converter is government property.

That is so romantic.

That is you, when you were 10.

That leads me straight into a wall. You said you wanted the shortest way.

That which she gave to us.

That would enable me to suspend the assault?

That you're behind schedule, and pass on your apology.

That zone is under enemy control. It's too dangerous.

That's all we need.

That's impossible.

That's not a crime.

That's okay. We all make mistakes.

That's real love.

That's the last thing I feel like doing.

That's the one. Don't lose it.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's where I have a slight problem, my friends.

That's where you're wrong.

That's why I don't want to marry you,

That's why Major Valerian would rather I held onto it.

That's why they live on them all year round,

The air in the zone is unbreathable, highly contaminated.

The Alpha intergalactic space station

The Alpha Station has grown 7% this year,

The Alpha Station will journey into the unknown.

The box is broken. I can't get my arm back.

The Bromosaurs blow out pure water,

The City of a Thousand Planets, where for hundreds of years,

The Commander programmed them personally.

The Commander was there. He gave the orders.

The Commander's fully aware of what's behind this so called absolute evil.

The Converter is the last creature of his species,