Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) Edit

A chocolate margarita.

A man with an eye for adventure...

A martini and two olives.

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aah!

Afraid of what?

Afraid that a girl as wonderful as you...

Ah, you have beautiful skin, baby, huh?

Ah, you shouldn't have.

All right, fine, why don't I just go have a chat with your spicy tuna roll.

All right. I'll catch you later.

All right. Okay, Deuce.

And changed the history of Europe.

And fell in love with the people here.

And go for just the plain cranberry Juice by itself for the three dollars.

And I didn't have time to use one of those, you know, paper ass gaskets.

And I intend to have everything fixed by the time Antoine gets back.

And I'd do it again because he made me feel good about myself.

And I'm in love with her.

And I'm not afraid to adm...

And it's "man whore".

And it's pretty filthy in there and I was in kind of a hurry...

And let me know.

And my body that was maybe a little different...

And representin' man whores like yourself.

And they all sort of culminated when your leg fell off...

And this being my first time in Bangkok, I was looking for a good time myself.

And twisted it on the end, it'd look like a kickstand.

And two days later we were man and wife.

And we're going through a rough time, me being a man whore and all.

And, uh, I'll be shovin' that right up your pee hole.

And... I'd like to get really serious with her.

Antoine'll be back soon. Apartment ain't gonna pay to fix itself.

Anus licker!

Any ladies need some entertainment tonight?

Anything else?

Anyway, I got you off the hook.

Anyway, I just quit. I mean, Kate's the one for me.

Anyway, it doesn't matter to me anymore. I'm quitting.

Are you all right?

Are you kidding? You're one of the hottest women I've ever seen.

Are you kissing me? 'Cause I can't feel a thing.

Are you sure you want to stay?

Are you sure? I hear three people.

As you are with your small penis.

At least emotionally.

At the bottom, tryin' to get busy with the scuba man.

Ball sweat! Anus!

Bastard!

Behemoth.

Bergita, this is Deuce.

Beyond the 200 baht...

Big... Big, big titties!

Blow your whole wad on this tank.

Bob?

But Deuce never took advantage of me. He should have.

But don't worry.

But he's my friend.

But I already have a job.

But I got the money for the stock market from man whorin'...

But I got to go to Switzerland for business. I'll be gone for three weeks.

But I had no idea.

But I know it's gonna work out, because I love her.

But I should go...

But I was afraid.

But I'm willing to negotiate.

But it's the most beautiful leg in the world."

But, uh, maybe we can work something out.

Bye bye.

Cakes and pies. Cakes and pies.

Came off... Disconnected...

Can I ask you to stop that, please?

Can I please use your phone?

Case dismissed.

Claire mentioned that you dabble in harlotry.

Come on, put the fish in the tank already.

Could never fall for a guy who cleans fish tanks.

Could you at least hear me out?

Could you step this way, please?

Dad probably has a lot of paperwork to do, and...

Dad, are you saying that...

Detective Fowler, L.A.P.D.

Deuce and I never had sex.

Deuce Bigalow?

Deuce said it's your favorite.

Deuce taught me to be comfortable with who I am.

Deuce, I have to tell you,

Deuce, it's all right.

Deuce, it's over between us.

Deuce, it's your dad's birthday.

Deuce!

Deuce.

Deuce.

Deucey, don't be falling in love with no she john. You're in it for the money.

Deucey, you have a way of satisfying a woman that would sicken a normal man.

Deucey, you the best he bitch in my man stable.

Digital television.

Do the initials T and J mean anything to you?

Do you think it's wrong for a man to accept money from a woman...

Don't fall in love.

Don't I have a say in this?

Don't make me he bitch man slap you.

Don't worry. He never gets all the way through.

Don't you find me attractive?

Down! Bad dog!

During your entire stint as a he whore, did you have sex with anyone?

Easy, easy.

Ehh... Fart! Dildo!

Elementary schools... Jizz! Jizz trap!

Even if it's really, really thin?

Even though I am.

Every kid needs a father.

Every time you're feeling self conscious about your thin dick,

Eww!

Excuse me for a second, huh?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I just had pudding an hour ago.

Excuse me. Waiter.

Five hundred dollars... or the fish gets it.

Five hundred, now!

Flight 14 to Sydney, Australia is now boarding...

For each of the five counts of prostitution.

Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt.

French. Nice people. May I?

Geez, you okay?

Get it away from me.

Get some olive oil, rub it all over you.

Give me a second to think here! Wait! Whoa!

Goddamn it!

Good night.

Good.

Got that from man whorin'.

Great.

Ha ha! Vulva!

Hah!

Hai.

Hand me my leg.

Hang on. I'll be right back. Be right back.

Have a good nipple.

Have a good trip.

He made me realize that I wasn't just some hot babe with huge tits.

He'll be all right for a while. Here, this is for you.

He's in shock. I gave him some freeze dried water fleas, but he's gotta want to live.

He's in the restaurant industry.

He's not even fully matured yet. He's a teenager, for crying out loud!

He's the men's room attendant. I'm sorry.

Hello? What the hell are you doing picking up my phone?

Hello.

Here she is.

Hey, Antoine. It's Elaine.

Hey, Deuce, it's Antoine.

Hey, easy!

Hey, fish guy!

Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.

Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.

Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.

Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.

Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy.

Hey, hey, what about you, huh?

Hey, keep it in the circus!

Hey, whoa.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Tough guy.

Hey! Try to get laid on your own time, pal.

Hey! You stay away from her, man whore!

Hey. Hang in there.

Hey. Hang in there.

Hey. Where you goin'?

Hi, I'm Carol...

Hi, I'm Deuce Bigalow, your man whore for this evening.

Hi.

Hi. Um, this isn't Antoine,

Hi. Would you like to buy some Girls of America cookies?

Hiya, Deuce. Your three days are up, lover boy.

Hola, senor. Noyo tengo. No habla Ingles.

How 'bout I get Antoine on the phone in Switzerland and tell him...

How you redecorated his poon palace.

How's that gonna fix your marriage?

I bet he never thought he'd be held by such a lovely woman.

I can see!

I can sleep at night because I make a decent, God fearing, honest living.

I can't g g go...

I clean fish tanks.

I collect Canadian quarters.

I could really use one right now.

I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish.

I did man whore for a little bit, but none of your clients.

I didn't have so much as a toilet to clean.

I don't have a set price or anything, but I have been getting ten dollars.

I don't know your budget. You may not want to...

I don't know.

I don't know. I...

I don't see how it could possibly be pleasurable for a woman.

I don't think so, but I have been fooled before.

I don't wanna talk about it.

I don't want to leave. I'm sorry I had that reaction.

I find that hard to believe.

I got a lot of great offers.

I got a party of ten coming in, and I am up to my ankles in human crap.

I got about six of'em.

I got it from a friend.

I got the big stiffie.

I gotta get out of here.

I guess I'll just take some sea snails.

I had a pituitary gland procedure at U.C.L.A. Medical Center...

I had a really great time,

I had a really nice time tonight.

I have narcolepsy. It's a sleeping disorder.

I have to see you again.

I I mean, in a good way.

I I'm kidding.

I just can't do this.

I just can't go near places like churches...

I just don't think it's natural.

I just had to see for myself.

I just have one question to ask you.

I just quit! I'm never doing it again!

I just realized I don't know you that well.

I just wouldn't do it.

I just... I got a lot of things going on in my life recently,

I knew it the moment I met you.

I knew it.

I know an aquarium guy who can fix all of this.

I know what we could do! I got it!

I know what you're thinkin'.

I know! He was definitely safe!

I know.

I like everything about you.

I like sex,

I love this place.

I mean, I open up my window, I got sand blowin' in my face.

I mean, is that it? I mean, is that all there is?

I mean, more power to any woman who wants to be an astronaut.

I mean, physically.

I mean, stop stalling and throw it already.

I mean, that's the reason. It's my dick.

I mean, you're... You're really normal.

I need to know how you feel about all this.

I need you to be okay with something.

I need... Chinese... tailbar... lionfish.

I never would have known what love was.

I oughta bust you right now.

I put your mail on the nightstand.

I really had fun.

I really need to see you again.

I remember once I dropped a cigar ash on his rug.

I represent several man whores at this level of the game.

I should take off so you can relax.

I should've told you right from the start,

I shouldn't have pulled it so hard.

I think so.

I think there's something wrong with Cassie.

I think there's something wrong with my, uh, uh, big fish.

I think we both do.

I think we're gonna be okay.

I understand. But the fact is, I still paid for your services.

I want to ask you a few questions about Antoine Laconte,

I want you to meet my roommate.

I was at the precinct, and I really had to use the john,

I was doin' my business, and something sort of splashed up on me, all over.

I was just thinking about that this morning.

I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives...

I would.

I wouldn't mind a glass of...

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll bet you are.

I'll get my things.

I'll have the money.

I'll play along with this.

I'm 1,500 short. Isn't there anything else you can do?

I'm Deuce Bigalow, your date.

I'm Deuce.

I'm flying in from Luxembourg tomorrow. I want you to be my driver.

I'm gonna get the rest of the money the old fashioned way.

I'm gonna kill my guidance counselor.

I'm head over heels for a girl,

I'm hip to your man whore slang.

I'm just joking.

I'm just not allowed to fly in a plane or drive a car...

I'm just taking care of his fish.

I'm just... I'm just a little strapped for cash right now.

I'm lookin' at a dead man.

I'm naked.

I'm nervous. There's a lot of people here.

I'm not an ungrateful he bitch.

I'm not one of your man whores.

I'm not perfect either.

I'm not responsible if the seals leak.

I'm not trying to flip you over and do you dry here.

I'm on the beach.

I'm pretty excited about it.

I'm sorry about what those people said.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I have Tourette's syndrome.

I'm sorry. I'm not perfect.

I'm sorry. You're just not what I expected.

I'm sure you do, but there's nothing I can tell you.

I'm telling you now, if you painted it silver...

I'm up to my bicep in it, if you know what I mean.

I'm upstairs!

I'm watching his fish for him.

I've always wanted to try soup, but there's the fear of drowning.

I've been bad. I've been really bad.

I've been staring at your number for hours.

I've been workin' on this case for three months.

I've got a full bar, huh?

I've got plenty of time to get acquainted with the woman who's made my boy so happy.

I've never done this in 12 hours before.

I've never met a hair transplant technician before.

I've never met anyone like you.

If I had two more man ginas like you, I'd be a millionaire.

If man whoring has taught me anything,

If you don't pay me now, I'm gonna take this swizzle stick...

If you like, I could stick around for a while.

If you make a woman feel good about herself,

If you prefer.

If you want to leave, I completely understand.

If you were to find out something about me...

Is it time to put the big guy in yet?

Is that a custom Living Color anti glare, retractable top tank?

Is that all you got?

Is there something you're not telling me?

Is this it? Is this the whole outfit?

Is this normal? My face is numb.

It causes me to have these uncontrollable outbursts.

It has killed a king...

It isn't the worst thing.

It really doesn't matter what's wrong with you.

It was, uh, more like, uh, a welcome home thing, really.

It's a professional term we man whores use to describe our... he pussy.

It's a real stinkfest back there.

It's because of my dick, man.

It's gonna happen.

It's It's n no problem. I'll just, um...

It's like a coyote... King of the jungle.

It's like Antoine. He don't need no pimp.

It's not his restaurant.

It's not that.

It's not too small. It's too thin, okay? My dick is too thin.

It's not your dick. It's you.

It's perfect.

It's perfectly normal in hair replacement surgery.

It's so nice to meet you. Happy birthday.

It's that most women are as unhappy with their entire body...

It's the only way I could get you to see me.

It's true I paid him money to be with him,

Just give me a minute to think here.

Just like at the dentist.

Just making idle chitchat.

Just one woman.

Just remember, don't use my car and don't answer my phone.

Just taking care of his fish, huh? She looks like a nice catch.

Kate, I'd like you to meet my dad, Bob Bigalow.

Kate, listen to me.

Kate! I'm sorry!

Known gigolo, male prostitute.

Let me slip on a few of these babies.

Let's get him out of there.

Let's put the top up. I'll put on the air conditioning.

Let's talk about this.

Like Antoine's black book.

Listen,

Listen, punk, you are aiding and abetting a known criminal.

Listen, you were only supposed to go out with her one night,

Listen. I really appreciate you helping me.

Look at this proud fish.

Look, asshole. I didn't come all the way down here for nothing.

Look, I don't like it, but it's either you or him.

Look, I lost someone that I love too.

Look, I'm gay.

Look, squat on it for a night...

Look. See that red spot?

Looks like I'd better get back to work.

Looks like I've got some work to do.

Looks like you pulled it off, kid.

Martini. Two olives.

Maybe I'll even let this one slide for some information.

Maybe it's a rash, something you got from jogging. How the hell do I know?

Maybe there's somethin' we could work out.

Maybe you better go.

Maybe you're right.

Me neither.

Medieval weapons. I'm a collector.

Mini yo yo. Know where I got the money for that?

Mmm, now that's good bibingka.

Mmm.

Mmmm. Ohh.

More of a male madam.

Mr. Bigalow has compounded this crime by refusing to name his he pimp.

Mr. Johnson, please Just lie back down now.

Must make pee pee.

My address is 1235 Radford Way.

My dad's not even a waiter.

My guy used to be like that.

My last couple of dates have been horrible.

My man would stick his dick in a he monkey.

My man!

My wife, God rest her soul,

Neil, where am I going to get $6,000 in three weeks?

Never, ever fall in love.

Nipple biter! Naah naah naah naah nyiii!

No car, no phone.

No problem, baby. Relax.

No, don't!

No, honey. You pay me.

No, no, a little lower. The ones on the bottom.

No, seriously, where's my ten dollars?

No!

No! Please don't!

No.

No...

None of them.

Now boarding at gate 53.

Now come here,

Now give me my $500!

Now I came here to give you your money back...

Now look at this little fella,

Now you concentrate and stay in character.

Now you just focus on your little wiener schnitzel.

Now, there's my little German tourist.

Nurse, would you please remove our donor hair.

Oh, and he also got me walkin' again.

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, he knew.

Oh, honey.

Oh, I get it. This is some kind of role reversal.

Oh, I think there is.

Oh, it's one of those 18th century wet rugs.

Oh, man, I forgot. It's my dad's birthday.

Oh, my God. Deuce!

Oh, my God. I'm sorry!

Oh, no one has ever touched my feet before.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's just Wolfy. He's been in there a while.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes! Oh!

Oh, yes. Ohh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh. Oh, okay.

Ohh!

Ohh! Oh, Antoine!

Ohh.

Okay, 300, 400, 500. You're my hooker.

Okay, Deuce,

Okay, we can put the last fish in.

Okay? I quit.

Okay. I'm sorry.

On second thought, you'd better give me some of those sea snails.

Once you try it for the first time, you're pretty happy with the results.

One more thing.

Oof! Oh!

Ooh, I'm sweatin'.

Ooh. Excuzes moi. These leather seats.

Or work in a gun range.

Order, please.

Order!

Ow w w w!

Ow w w!

Ow! Aah!

Perfect.

PH is off. The nitrates are at a dangerous level.

Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!

Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!

Piss face! Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!

Please go away! I don't want to see you again!

Please leave.

Please, don't tell him about the shoes, huh?

Possible career change.

Pretty much anywhere.

Raspberry bibingka.

Respect the 18th century Persian carpet.

Right. And their pitcher...

Said good bye to that donkey...

Same price, same place?

Say something nice to make your woman feel sexy.

Scrotum!

See this key chain? That's right.

See ya, T.J.

See you, son.

See you. Ciao.

See, my dad's one of those guys, he likes to be involved in every facet of the business.

See, sometimes my fingers swell up and I can't cleanly hit the numbers.

She had the most amazing mouth. It paid for our honeymoon.

She is a lovely young lady.

She just got out of college. Her girlfriends pitched in to get her a little beefcake.

She's newly blind. She's still getting adjusted.

She's perfect. She's kind,

She's sweet, she's funny, and she likes me.

Shit! S Shit cabinet!

Shit! Shit whore!

Shouldn't you be taking them to fancy restaurants or the theater?

Shove it up your ass!

Show her a good time, and then get the hell out of her life.

Sit down! Sit!

Sit down.

So could you get in there, Bob?

So I guess throwing a big beach party's out of the question.

So we took all her one dollar bills off the stage,

So you think this is a good spot?

So you're taller than me. Big deal. I'll get over it.

So, do you think I should be more of a risk taker?

So, uh, how was your trip?

So? What does he do?

So... you're a pimp?

Some pretty close calls.

Sometimes I am.

Sometimes when they're, uh, sick,

Son, I'm very proud of you.

Sperm! Sperm face!

Spicy.

Spread them again, please.

Still, I wasn't going to pay her a dime for sex, no matter what she was charging.

Sure.

Swim trunks are loaded with detergents and other hazardous chemicals harmful to fish.

Swiss Air, flight 12. Is it still 3,500?

T.J. don't consider himself no pimp.

T.J., I really like this girl.

T.J., I think I'm gonna get out.

Take it easy.

Tell you what.

Tell you what. I'll go work on your tip.

Ten dollars?

Ten dollars.

Thank you, Deuce.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks, Pops.

Thanks, T.J.

That it's width, width that gives sexual gratification.

That other team is a bunch of high priced babies!

That son of a bitch is goin' down. And you're gonna join him!

That was a misunderstanding.

That wasn't too well thought out.

That's a dog faced puffer fish over there.

That's a huge bitch!

That's a huge bitch!

That's an $800 fish!

That's four games to one.

That's funny. But the price is 500.

The idea of a man whore is a relatively new idea.

The local anesthetic has numbed the major nerves in your face,

The money you paid a stranger to have sex with your friend.

The place looks good.

The same as I did an hour ago,

The stream of obscenities that could burst through their mouth at any second.

The thing is, she saw something in me...

Their weight, their giant feet,

Then look at this mid level fish here.

There could be nothing on your body that I wouldn't like.

There is shit everywhere. It's a real mess.

There you go. That's eleven fifty.

There. That should do it.

There's a mongrel koi in there. It's the most dangerous of all goldfish.

Therefore, we ask for the maximum term...

These are very serious charges, Mr. Bigalow.

These shots will deaden the nerve area...

These women are looking for something more than just sex. They want romance.

They assemble each one of these by hand.

They called him out?

They didn't say you were so... perfect.

They don't like that.

They find it erotic when they eat each other.

They'll shrink.

They're serious, Deuce.

They're worth twice as much if they've killed somebody.

Things are really starting to happen for me.

Things have a way of working out.

This could be you.

This is a custom hand job.

This is such a treat.

This is very important, Mr. Bigalow.

This isn't Cassie.

This wasn't about some black book.

This whole gigolo thing was just a mistake.

Those shots hurt like hell.

Till about three hours ago.

Time for some tequila!

To be with her leg... With you."

To do here... still.

To tell you the truth, I don't know how men do it either.

To, you know, show her a good time?

Too bad it's a freshwater fish.

Topaz. That's my mother's birthstone.

Try to keep your goldfish in this bowl.

Uh,

Uh, no, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me.

Uh, perhaps you don't understand.

Uh, turkey jizz? I don't...

Uh, yeah, sorry. We're busy tonight.

Uh, yes, sir.

Um, I'm not really supposed to use this phone.

Um, you're sure there isn't anything you can do?

Use to make this all the time.

Very good...

Very, very gay. You must have dialed the Very Gay Escort Service.

Wait a second. I definitely heard something.

Wanna blow out your candle?

Warms my heart Just being in your presence.

We got a lot of work to do.

We got you a cake.

We just had sushi. "Sushi"? Is that what they call it nowadays?

We should probably be going.

We talked about it.

We'll have a good time, huh?

We're talkin' spaghetti stick.

Well, fast food trivia is my game, honey.

Well, how gay are you?

Well, how much just for a plain cranberry juice?

Well, how much just for a plain cranberry juice?

Well, I clean tanks... ers. Tankers.

Well, I don't know how much you charge by the hour, but you have one minute.

Well, I talked about it.

Well, I thought we talked and you understood.

Well, it was like when I met your mom, God rest her soul.

Well, maybe I am a loser, but I'm a loser who can bust your ass.

Well, maybe I could do a couple jobs,

Well, she's a lucky girl.

Well, son,

Well, thanks,

Well, that's certainly appreciated.

Well, there's been a slight delay in our move to the beach plan.

What about Antoine's apartment?

What am I supposed to do? I've got the thinnest penis in the world! Here.

What are you doing here?

What are you talkin' about? I barely notice it.

What are you talking about?

What did you have in mind?

What do you do in situations like that? You think I'll be all right?

What do you got, like, six toes or something? I can live with that.

What do you mean?

What do you think of this?

What do you think of this?

What happened to the carpet?

What is she, 80? A hunchback?

What kind of limo service is that?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell is this?

What the hell?

What up, Deucey?

What we need is a strike hair.

What?

What? I'm okay with everything.

What's goin' on out here?

When I thought to myself, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world...

When we go inside, try to be quiet so we don't wake up Bergita.

Where your hair transplants will be.

Who wasn't afraid to risk it all.

Who?

Who's there? Kate?

Whoa! Chinese tailbar lionfish. He's a beauty!

Whoa! What are those?

Whoa. What is that?

Why am I still worried?

Why don't I get the light?

Why don't you come over?

Wolfy, settle down!

Wolfy, you've gotta stop doing this to Mommy's friends.

Women are worried about their height,

Women pay me to give them pleasure.

Women pay me to give them pleasure.

Worked for me.

Works hotels, conventions, senior centers.

Would you like a martini or cranberry juice?

Would you like anything to drink?

Would you stop mentioning the damn cops!

Wow! Oooh!

Y... Asshole!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah? What happened?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Fish ain't gon' pay for all this.

Yeah. The aquarium's totally changed. Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

Yeeeee aaaaah!

Yes, but only if you come out of there.

Yes, he does. Yes, he does.

Yes, sir. I understand.

Yes, you are.

Yes, Your Honor.

Yes!

Yes. Use the map. Use the map.

You a man whore now.

You better get me some from the colder tank.

You better haul ass.

You better show some respect, or I'm gonna rip that pleasure giving tongue out of your head!

You did!

You don't like my hair, do you?

You give me ten dollars!

You gon' make $150 cleanin' fish tanks? $150?

You gonna steal it?

You got three days, Bigalow.

You got to give them T.J.

You just make sure you keep my apartment clean or you will die.

You know what her problem is? Friends like you.

You know what my dad does?

You know why she did this?

You know, Antoine's got a bad temper.

You know, Claire told me that Antoine's place was messed up,

You know, there are some places...

You know, your wife.

You make me sick.

You mess up anything in my apartment, I'll shove it up your ass.

You must be Kate.

You naughty little sightseer.

You pay me ten dollars.

You probably want to take me home, don't you?

You should be able to go on all the rides.

You should know, that cop won't leave me alone.

You should've stuck with the tour, Heinz.

You tell Antoine I'm gonna nail him.

You ungrateful he bitch.

You wanna get out of here?

You wanna know why she went outside our marriage?

You were paid to go out with me!

You would've liked her.

You're a sick man, and I'm gonna tell!

You're black.

You're busted.

You're embarrassing me in front ofour new friend.

You're gettin' me all hot.

You're gonna pay me $500?

You're gonna tell me that gigantic woman didn't just pay you to have sex with her?

You're Kate's best friends, and I know your opinions mean a lot to her.

You're not curious Just to try something new?

You're not gonna want to put him in there...

You're not supposed to go up there.

You're on the beach.

You're perfect in every way.

You're saying your wife cheated on you because your penis is too small?

You're the third person.

You're thinkin' those are the biggest boobies you've ever seen.

You've been having a party?

You've had yourself an interesting little evening.

Your Honor, sex for money is morally reprehensible.

Your mom could've had any man she wanted in that strip club,

Your wife was a customer of Antoine's, wasn't she?

Yuck!

Ohh! Eew. What are you watching?

♪ What about the cop?

♪ Get down tonight, baby ♪ Aah!

♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ Oh, Deuce.

♪ Oooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ Good night.

♪ Talk ♪ ♪ Can't seem to do without it ♪