Unfriended (2014) Edit

Adam, don't make him mad.

Adam, what do you see?

Adam, you pulled out a fucking gun!

Adam!

Adam... Adam was right, okay?

All of you?

All right, let's stop fucking around. Everyone, hands up, right now.

All right.

All right. I have a fucking great game for you, man.

All right. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Hey!

An Internet troll? Like, someone that just harasses people online.

And he keeps threatening us, and he won't leave us alone, and...

And I got the weed, but he's out of molly. So...

And I want those panties off, or you're gonna lose them.

And it's her boyfriend and all of her friends.

And she says that there's someone attacking her. She's in Fresno, California.

And she says that there's someone attacking her. She's in Fresno, California.

And she's getting fucking scared, and she fucking deserves it.

And there's some asshole making direct threats against me.

And they also threatened our friend, Valerie Rommel.

And three of us are gonna have to sit in the orchestra.

Baby? It's okay. It's... I'm sorry.

Back up a little bit.

Blaire, come back! Blaire! Where'd you go?

Blaire, I'm not fucking around. Show me the paper. Or I walk!

Blaire, you're a dirty girl. You're going to hell now.

Brucer.

But they didn't see what we saw, and there's a lot more to the story. So...

But what just happened?

Can we get rid of this person?

Can we hang up on him?

Can you call the Fresno, California police and tell them that...

Can you hear me?

Click the fucking link, dude!

Close your trashy little mouth for, like, one second and listen to me.

Come on over! Now! I'll fucking kill you!

Come on, Adam. Don't do this to us. Don't do this to us!

Come on. You're a real estate agent. Sell this to me.

Did he touch you again? Did he touch you again down there?

Do you remember that? Do you remember that?

Do you see...

Don't answer. Whatever you do, do not answer.

Don't read into her shit, okay? Don't watch.

Don't talk to me. I don't wanna hear from you, slut. Fucking slut.

Don't... I don't wanna hear about your balls. That's so gross.

Don't... you're doing your nails right now.

Dude, I bet this guy's been here the whole time.

Dude, I'm not even fucking typing. I don't know what to say.

Dude, maybe she's doing this shit. Like, for attention.

Dude, weird computer shit happens to me all the time.

Dude, what the hell was that?

Dude, when we were at Adam's party, she was telling people

Dude... okay, you put up five fingers, and then if you've done something,

Everyone's hands up! We're still playing! We're still playing here!

Everything. Everything that's flagged.

Faster. Come on.

Fine, it was me.

Free live cams are the absolute best.

Fresno County sheriff's office. Somebody called 911?

Fuck this shit! Okay? I'm fucking out of here! You hear me?

Fuck this! We're not doing this here. Everyone, just fucking stop.

Fuck you, Billie. Suck on that, bitch!

Fuck you! He said if I traded you that the three of us could live.

Fuck you! You fucking took my girl, and you took her for yourself.

Fuck, guys.

Fuck! It's this fucking asshole!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking shit.

Get the knife, baby.

God.

Guys, are you serious?

Guys, can you just fucking trust me, okay?

Guys, did you talk to Val tonight?

Guys, he's, like, sending me something.

Guys, I can hear you. He can hear you. He can turn your mics on.

Guys, I'm so sorry! Why did you do that?

Guys, stop. Guys, please stop.

Guys?

Guys? Guys, what's her address?

Guys...

Having beautiful women all over the Internet just waiting to fulfill your every desire.

He was a weirdo.

He's spying to get info on farts and boners, okay?

Hello, hey! Down at the computer!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello. Can I share a secret with you?

Here.

Hey, genius, we can see you!

Hey, girls get them, too.

Hey, look at me. Hi, hi.

Hey, Mitch, who's your buddy?

Hey, Mitch. Why do you have such a big boner, bro?

Hey, that worked.

Hey, that's weird. The timer's still going.

Hey, Val, you stupid bitch, say something.

Hey, we'll call him back.

Hey! Hey, buddy!

Hey... somebody let me know when it's fucking over.

Hi, Billie, listen, sweetheart.

Hi, can you hear me?

Hi, Val.

Hi, yeah. You know, when you talk and it's muted,

Hi!

Hi! My name is Blaire Lily, and I need help.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. My name is Blaire Lily, and... No! Shit!

Hit "trash." Trash all of those and then empty your recycling bins, okay?

How about I call Blaire back, and then we'll go from there.

I almost had a record! My fucking dad almost disowned me for that!

I am so wet right now.

I can still hear you on your end. So I don't appreciate "dumb bitch."

I can take one more in balcony.

I can't believe it. What were you gonna do, shoot through the computer?

I can't fucking shut it off.

I can't.

I can't.

I didn't know what to do.

I do not know a Billie, but he apparently hates Val.

I don't wanna live there. I wanna live higher.

I got an idea. Hey, Billie, why don't you lay off? I got this one.

I got her.

I got something for you, Billie.

I got something to show you.

I had a conversation on my computer...

I have a fucking gun! You hear me?

I hit delete. I'm trying. I'm fucking trying to help you. Okay, Val?

I just have this mental picture of balls, but no.

I love that you think I'm a fucking slut, and your ass is drunk...

I need your help. Don't be a... Come on. Hello?

I said, "don't hang up."

I sent you a fucking card, you piece of shit.

I told you it wasn't me, that's all I can say.

I want you to take that shirt off.

I will beat your ass any goddamn day if you come over here.

I...

I... I just...

I'll come over there and knock the trash out of your ears!

I'll come pick you girls up and we can go fight outside of a Wendy's or something...

I'm at home. Online, with my friends.

I'm calling her.

I'm going to bed.

I'm gonna get you help!

I'm gonna go check it out.

I'm gonna lose.

I'm gonna win this thing. Never... never have I ever...

I'm gonna...

I'm not doing anything, man. I just wanted to play a game.

I'm not fucking around, here! Show me that paper!

I'm not fucking playing any fucking...

I'm not playing your fucking games.

I'm ready for you, motherfucker! You hear me? I'm fucking ready for you!

I'm so sorry we drifted apart.

I'm so...

I'm sorry, it was me, okay?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. She takes a shit...

If you're gonna kill me, you better fucking kill me right now!

In Val's defense, her comment wasn't completely unwarranted, okay?

Install this program and I'll find out who it is.

Is he okay? Ken!

Is it deleted? What's going on? Keep me updated, guys.

Is it flagging? Has everybody got some flags? It should be more than one, too.

Is that what today's agenda is?

Is that, like, a thing you do?

It didn't... Baby, it didn't mean anything. I love you. Stop watching.

It doesn't matter, remember, Mitch?

It literally doesn't exist. There's no "forward" button. Do you see it?

It says I'm not supposed to tell you what it says.

It was gonna be both of us or one of us, and I would do the same shit for you.

It was in September right before we went back to school, okay?

It was last year. She kissed me. I threw her off. Nothing happened.

It was not us, I promise you. It wasn't us.

It wasn't us.

It's an alarm I set for tomorrow. We have a test.

It's at the bottom, if you click on, like, "reply all."

It's fine.

It's getting me there. And feet, too. I love just the top of toes.

It's just a game. We're just all gonna download it and play it, right?

It's just three words. Free live cams.

It's more... more than likely, it's some girl that she's pissed off,

It's my printer.

It's not like there's not some kind of truth in there!

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Put it down.

It's probably just, like, a troll or something.

It's still here.

It's still there.

It's...

Jess, stop it! Don't attack people right now.

Jess!

Jess! Jess! Just run. Jess, just run, okay? Just...

Jess.

Jesus. Just forward the shit on to Ken so we don't have to deal with this again.

Just forward it to me.

Just fucking do it. Fine, all right, five fingers up, fine.

Just hide, Jess. Just hide in your bathroom.

Just send it to Ken so he can find out who it is.

Just... just calm down, okay? Everybody just calm down.

Keep going. Keep going, you're...

Ken can get him out, okay? We need to stop this guy.

Ken, dude. Come on.

Ken, I swear to God, if I find out this is you, I will burn you alive.

Ken, what the fuck's going on?

Ken, you said it was just a glitch.

Ken.

Laura fucking sucked.

Laura, just don't...

Laura!

Laura?

Let Ken, like, try to find the IP address or something.

Let's see the whole show.

Like the drinking game?

Listen, my name is Valerie Rommel, I'm online

Look at me, Mitch. Mitch, look at me!

Look at us. No, look at us. Look! Look at us.

Look.

Make me.

Maybe it's Laura.

Mitch, do you hate me?

Mitch!

Mitch!

Mitch?

Mitchie, don't watch! Just don't watch, okay?

Mitchie.

My bruised knees.

My friend is being attacked. She needs your help.

My name is Blaire Lily, and I need help.

My name is Blaire Lily. Look, here's her address.

Never have I ever had sex.

Never have I ever roofied Ashley Dane!

Never have I ever...

Never... never have I ever forced Ashley Dane to get an abortion!

No more, I swear! Do you think I'm a slut? Are you kidding me?

No one accept it.

No, I don't hate you. I love you so much.

No, it's a mental...

No, no, no! She'll kill you!

No, no, no. Back down.

No, no, no. Why are you still counting down?

No, you can't.

No!

No!

No! Hello! Hi! Hello!

No! Mitchie, I love you!

No! No! No! No!

No! No! Oh, my God!

No! Stop, baby. Stop, okay? Just calm down.

No.

No.

No. I mean, you look good right now, too, but check your Facebook.

No. Jess? Jess?

No. My dad would kill you.

No. No, fuck this. I'm not...

No. What? Who is that?

Nobody accept.

Nobody wants to talk about it, but I'll give you the Ken pinion.

None of us did that. We wouldn't do that.

Not Laura Barns?

Not that weird!

Now show me the paper.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God!

Oh, my God, Blaire, do you know how to use a fucking computer?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! A bong? Okay, seriously, I'm friends with my mom on here.

Oh, my God! Jess? Jess, just run.

Oh, my God! No! Don't...

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Where did you get this?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Jess?

Oh, really?

Oh, she does? She always tells the truth, right?

Okay, Blaire?

Okay, either I'm going crazy, or there's no forwarding button.

Okay, fuck, it was me, okay?

Okay, good. Wait till everybody got something.

Okay, Jess. There's a car coming. The cops are coming.

Okay, okay, okay. Is it searching, guys?

Okay, okay, okay. It... it just...

Okay, one minute.

Okay, they're gone.

Okay, you're a fucking creeper. What do you want?

Okay? Everybody just...

Okay? It's a threat. Hi. Hi.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right, I'm calling.

Okay. Did you guys buy your tickets, like, two weeks ago like I asked you?

Okay. She says just come to the address. Wait, what is it again?

Okay. So the address is 4478 Winslow Avenue.

Perfect fucking Blaire.

Please don't do this to us!

Please, Laura. It wasn't us!

Prom night. I got something to look forward to.

Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Put your hands up!

Really? That's a threat. Yeah, you know what?

See, look.

Seriously?

She had this sickness that causes seizures.

She said she was gonna burn me alive, dude.

She says there's something in her house and she's being attacked,

She was a big bully, okay, and she deserved all the shit she got from that video.

She's gonna beat my ass, everybody!

She's not apologized for starting this rumor thing about me.

Shit! Three stars, motherfuckers! Suck on that!

Should we take screen grabs of the stuff that he was saying?

Shut up, Jess! Just shut up!

Shut up! Shut up!

So get your narrow fucking head around that, you hear me?

So now I'm hearing that you guys are gonna be seated in the balcony,

So you can be nice to me and I can help you or you can suck my fucking dick...

So, maybe you should have bought your tickets sooner like I told you.

Somebody just tell me how to play! Guys... Jess, how do you...

Someone hasn't answered.

Sorry. I'm sorry, that was in poor taste.

Stop being pricks!

Stop it.

Stop!

Take that shirt off before I cut it off.

Take the shirt off, or I'll cut it off.

Tell us right now, you piece of shit. You fucked my girl.

Thank God.

Thank you, Ken.

Thank you.

Thanks for stopping by, Val. Real nice lady, real nice chick.

That came with you guys.

That does it for you? All right.

That was me. Easy.

That's easy. Fine. That's worth it. I'd die for you.

That's finally the reaction I was looking for.

That's how it works.

That's really violent.

The gas will be rolling tonight, baby.

There goes my finger. Hey, Jess, you only need to put down one, not 50.

There's a lot in my recycling bin. I don't know how to make it go faster.

There's fucking no one here.

There's no button to hang up on him.

There's something happening.

These are amazing. Val, I didn't know you were so much fun.

These are intense. Hold on.

They just wanna get reactions out of people.

They're going to be there in 5 minutes.

This is fucked up, do you hear me?

This is Laura's account.

This is not on us.

This is the dumbest fucking thing.

This is the first time I'm seeing these.

Two, four, six, eight! Who do we appreciate?

Unbelievable that you would think that would be fine.

Val is gonna beat my ass! Val is gonna beat my ass!

Val is gonna beat my ass.

Val, I told you not to snapchat your boobs.

Val, what'd the cops say?

Val, you're fucking sick!

Val!

Val. Turn up the sound, you dumb bitch.

Wait, Ken! Ken!

Wait. Wait, did you just call me trashy?

Wait...

We can go to a Taco Bell parking lot and you guys can slap fight it out.

We can't listen to her. I'm gonna make this right, guys, okay?

We just...

We met up one more time to see if it was a fluke or something more.

We might all fucking die, but we're better than you, you piece of shit!

We started to do it, but then we stopped because it was really clear, okay?

We were drunk, and it happened, and I didn't know how to tell you.

We were drunk, Mitch, okay? It was my birthday.

We were sisters, Laura. Don't you know it? I loved you.

We're just waiting on Blaire's bin, guys. Everything is gonna be cool, I promise.

Well, I feel like you. I don't want to experience that anymore.

Well, the glitch just typed!

Well, we haven't hit the farts yet, but thanks to the Ken's famous salsa,

Well, who the fuck is Billie?

Well, you are now looking at the outside of a human's right leg.

What are you calling my girlfriend "babe" for?

What are you doing?

What are you guys gonna do that the cops can't do?

What did he send you guys?

What do you mean, "What? Why?" Does it really fucking matter?

What do you mean, I can't?

What do you see? Adam?

What do you think I did?

What do you want from me?

What do you want?

What is that?

What is your friend's address?

What just happened? Did she close the computer? Did it drop?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? What the fuck, bro?

What the...

What the...

What video?

What, Miss Blue Baller?

What, Mitch's boner?

What, you... wait. You don't like them, do you?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? I think it is locked.

What? No, no, please tell me he's lying, Jess, you fucking bitch!

What? Wait, how do you play? How do you play?

What...

What... Why are you... why?

What's going on over there?

What's going on?

What's it say?

What's it say?

What's up?

Whatever, fuck it.

Where are you right now, sir?

Which is...

Who are you?

Who cares, dude? Val's in fucking trouble. You just saw her.

Who hacks a dead girl?

Who is doing this?

Who the fuck is this guy?

Who's doing this?

Who's here?

Who's there? Hey!

Why are you so quick to assume that I posted these when I'm telling you...

Why are you...

Why did you do... Mitch? Mitch?

Why don't you fucking explain it. It's your fucking game, man!

Why is this happening? Why are you showing this?

Why would you tell me that? That doesn't make shit better.

Yeah, empty your recycling bin after you trash it. Do not save them.

Yeah, hi, there's someone threatening me and my friends online,

Yeah, I can't call the number or anything like that...

Yeah, I... Look, look at it! It's right there.

Yeah, it does to me, Mitch! They put me in fucking handcuffs, man!

Yeah, it was worth a shot. I think I know what you want.

Yeah, it's 10705 East Bauer.

Yeah, let's keep moving up. There we go. That's closer.

Yeah, we're good.

Yeah, we're ready to play, Billie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want those hands down there.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. Let's keep this show going. I wanna see what I'm getting.

Yeah. Oh, that's so hot.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, asshole, good news, I'm calling the cops.

Yes, I'm still friends with her on here. I never, like, deleted it.

Yes! Okay. Hi! Guys, listen, look at me!

Yo, so I talked to Kyle about Friday.

You always tell the truth.

You can't? Adam and Blaire with another secret.

You don't even know! It only lasted, like, a second!

You guys are so cute.

You guys need to stop.

You have a headache, Ken? You have a headache?

You have one minute. Say what you want.

You have to put your finger down.

You know what?

You like games. You seem to like games. Dude, I thought we were gonna play.

You sent some officers over there earlier to her house,

You stupid bitch!

You swear? Like you swore you love me?

You wanna play the game. Jess, you wanna play the game.

You were flinging it around! It's going to go off.

You wish.

You wouldn't lie to me? You're serious?

You...

You'll beat my ass? She's gonna beat my ass, everybody!

You're a fucking asshole, and if you don't take these down right now,

You're a fucking piece of shit. You know that?

You're adorable.

You're serious?

You're the one who's like, "I'm not hungry, I already ate."

You're worth it.

Your boobies! Your, your, your, your boobies!

10 35?

10 55...

5250?

5250? I didn't hear 5250.

10705 East Bauer.

10 30. 10 25.

10 55? 10 55?

4478 Winslow Avenue. Hi, there's this girl, and she's online,

A little cybersex! Someone's in their chonies!

Adam, Jesus! You piece of shit!

Adam, you are overreacting. He's got...

Adam! Adam, stop! What? What?

All right, let's hang up on him. There's, like, no... there's no button.

All right. Come on!

All right. What? I don't care. That's too bad.

All that shit. Do not do this right now.

And really sexy when you're violent. Yeah?

And she said it was in Fresno, California. Tell them to get here! Are they coming?

Any other guy I liked treated me like shit. I'm gonna fucking win this thing.

Anyone home? Hello?

Are we doing this? I don't wanna play.

Are you okay? I... listen, I...

Are you safe? Yeah.

Are you serious? Yeah, Jess.

Are you serious? He's telling the truth? God damn it, Adam!

Are you sure? I'm positive.

Are you sure? I don't remember. Yeah, she told me, like, a long time ago.

Are you talking to boys? Hey, I'm writing an email. Stop.

Are you... They're going to send a car.

Beat her up! Good girl Val's gonna beat my ass.

Billie, just let us leave, okay? You guys wanna know who this is or not?

Billie, why's the timer still going? What are you doing?

Blaire, did you do that? No!

Blaire, is it going through? You think of that?

Blaire? What?

Blaire... There's a pinwheel, I don't...

Brucer! Yeah. Hold... Yep.

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Calm down, Val. No, I can't calm down, this is messed up!

Can you hear me now, Ken? Yeah, there you are, you floozy.

Come over, Adam, and we'll go see... Kyle?

Delete them, Jess. I didn't do this, okay?

Dial the Fresno, California... Please call them. Police!

Did everybody download it? Mine's got something. Mine's got something.

Did you give Jess permission? Jess! What the shit?

Did you load that thing? Yeah, man.

Do you guys see the mirror? The mirror's fucked up. Yeah.

Do you want me to fucking delete them or not? Yes! Delete them now.

Does anyone know her parents' number? I'll try to get her back, okay?

Don't call me that. Do not call me that. How many guys? How many guys?

Don't hang up. What?

Don't kill me! Ken!

Dude! Why would you post that?

Even Ken? What?

Fuck you, Adam. Okay.

Fuck you, Blaire! Right, Adam?

Fuck you, Blaire. Stop talking, Adam! Stop it!

Fuck you, man! Okay? Guys, what are we doing?

Fuck you! Fuck you! I'm sorry, Jess.

Fuck you. It wasn't me, okay? Shut up. Shut up! It was me, man.

Fuck! Fuck! What? What, Adam?

Fuck. What is it?

Fuck. You guys are fucked up, man! Like you don't have enough fucking money.

fucked my boyfriend's best friend. What are you doing, Adam?

Fucking open it! Share me your screen.

Going to hell with the rest of us. Nothing. What's up?

Great friend, Blaire. I have apologized.

Guys, hey. All right, stop. You're so gross.

Guys! Guys, I saved your life. We just... Val used to get seizures.

Hello? Can they hear us?

Hello? Can you help me?

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hey.

Hello? What are you...

Hello? Hello, can you hear us? Wait, what'd they say?

Hello? Hello? Shit.

Hey, Billie, can we get a timer, please? What are you doing right now?

Hey, guys. Heyo!

Hey, guys. Where are you coming from, man?

Hey, Ken. How are you? Blaire, your blouse, babe.

Hey, Val. Hey, Val.

Hey! Dispatch, we got a...

Hey. Hey, baby. What's up? You okay?

Hi! Why is this fucker still here?

Hi. Can you hear me?

Hold on, I have it in my desk. Hold on. One sec.

How can I help? Can I help you? Yes, yes.

How do we know? Hey! It's not her. It's not her.

I can't tell you. Look at me. Look at me.

I didn't do anything. Jess, just do not answer, do not give in!

I didn't mean to do that. It was an accident? Oh, my God!

I didn't type that! Girls, stop.

I didn't type that. Bullshit.

I didn't type that. Fuck you, okay?

I don't hate you, Blaire. You don't?

I don't know why you're getting so pissed. You trashy little bitch. Delete them.

I don't know. He was here the whole time?

I had a drinking problem. You do.

I heard 10 25. Which one?

I just got an email from him. What is it?

I just tried to hang up on him. Cyber three way!

I thought you guys brought that in. Ken, we were not having sex.

I told you I didn't post those photos, Val. Guys, who is this?

I walk! That's it, Blaire. No, no, no! Please don't leave me!

I was drunk, okay? It just... Oh, my God. What were you doing?

I was trying to save your life, Mitch. No! No!

I wish you bought your ticket earlier. Which seats are better, balcony or orchestra?

I... we wouldn't do that. Put down a finger and we'll see.

I'll pick both of you up. Thank you, Jess.

I'll take it in the orchestra. I'm sure you will.

I'll take orchestra. Okay, you're in balcony.

I'm calling. Val, you don't need to call the cops.

I'm fucking finished. I'm signing off. Mitch, it's not like that, baby.

I'm gonna add her. Can I just be honest? I don't like Val.

I'm just nothing to you, Adam. You piece of shit.

I'm scared. Laura, I promise you.

I'm so sure. I'm so sure. Listen, we are not ghetto.

I'm sorry, it just... I hate you, Adam! How? How? I don't get it. How?

I'm sorry, Jess. You killed him.

I'm sorry, Mitch. What do you mean?

I've never seen these before. Jess!

Is it gone? Is he out?

Is it locked? Lock the door.

It didn't... It didn't... She's not lying, man.

It doesn't fucking matter, right? It does matter. It does matter, because...

It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter! Oh, my fucking hero, Mitch.

It should be multiple. Yeah.

It was me. I'm sorry. It was you?

It wasn't fucking me. It was one of you guys?

It wasn't? It wasn't like that? No, it wasn't! It fucking wasn't!

It's a link. It's just a stupid troll, dude.

It's done? It's gone? Yes.

It's gonna be fine. We just need... Just stop.

It's happening right now. Hey! Just... I am being attacked!

It's just getting good. Get the knife.

It's just probably a glitch. How do we know that?

It's kind of threatening, right? He's been listening this whole time.

It's not gonna delete these. Just fucking listen to me. Trust me, dude.

It's not letting me take a screen grab. Yeah, me neither.

It's not working. All right.

It's really cute. It's still here.

Jess, take these off. They're not good. Dude, I didn't...

Jess, we're gonna play a game. I don't know what's happening!

Jesus. This is a 10 55. No, dude, they said 10 55.

Just calm down. Yes, I do. I do need to call the cops.

Just for a second. Just for a second. She's not lying, Mitch. She's not, okay?

Just get your fucking girl. Kyle, just get out of here!

Just take Jess' side. Of course. I love you girls so much. Let's be...

Just tell them to come to that address. You know who's attacking you?

Keep it, bitch! Fucking asshole.

Ken, not helping. Ken. Stop, you're not helping.

Ken? Yeah?

Ken. What?

Knock it off! My hero!

Laura, do you hear me? Hey! Put it down!

Laura, stop it! Let's go inside...

Let's just get out of here. Let's just hang up.

Like, a crate or something? Like... It's not letting me hang up.

Lock your door. Yeah, I fucking...

Look at that! Finger's down! We were drunk. She's a fucking liar.

Look, look. Here's her address... Okay, one second.

Maybe it's her brother or something. Why would he do that, Jess?

Maybe she just had a frickin' seizure. Have you ever seen her have a seizure?

Mitch, I... Fucking...

Mitch. Hey. I'm here.

My God. Adam.

No shit. Val used to have seizures!

No way. Not worth my time. She can't do a powerpoint presentation...

No, Adam, no! What?

No, he didn't. I'm still... It wasn't like that. It wasn't like that!

No, I can't. I can't hang up on him. If we can't... Fine, I'll take care of him.

No, I didn't type anything! If you didn't type it, then who did?

No, I know where it is, baby, but... You in Gmail?

No, it's a time check, so... That's insane.

No, Mitch, why are you doing this? No more fucking secrets.

No, no, no. Don't. Don't. No, don't do it.

No, no, no. No. It's not like that. It's not like that. You don't understand.

No, they're not. No. Adam po...

No, this isn't on us, man. This isn't our fault.

No, wasn't us. Were you having a three way?

No, you know what I mean. Like... I don't know what you mean.

No, you said you were gonna get 'em. No, you didn't. No, I told you to buy them.

No. I got a haircut, like, two days ago.

No. No, I don't wanna live there. No? That's not it?

No. Okay, how about this? Mitch... Blaire, really?

Nobody likes Val. Can I just be honest? I don't like her.

Not me. Adam, here we go.

Oh, hey, guys. Oh, shit!

Oh, my God. You like them?

Okay, cool. Yes.

Okay, is it fixed? What is it?

Okay, it looks like it's working. Thank you.

Okay, Jess? Mine's done.

Okay, new question. I'm sorry...

Okay, you guys got it? Yeah.

Okay. Okay, Adam's is done. Mitch? Mine's the same.

Pick up your phone, mute your computers. I don't know where my phone is, guys.

Please. Okay, yeah, Blaire.

Seriously, please don't do this. Hold on, Jess...

She already said it. Stop pushing her! Yeah, I heard her say that!

She'll kill you. Stop it! You're gonna kill me?

She's not... Holy shit.

She's saying... I need you to call the police!

Shit. Val?

Should I look at these? Is this worth a look? What the hell! Delete these!

Show me the paper... You gotta understand...

Shut up! She's being attacked! Please. Police, yes, the police.

Shut up. Hey, Blaire.

Sit the fuck... Get back here, Mitch! What are you... No, no, no!

So let me take the rap? Hey, it doesn't matter!

So, were you guys really cybering? No.

Someone's in their chonies! What did we walk in on?

Something is happening... Something is happening.

Stop doing this, guys. I'm sorry, okay? Oh, it's four! It's four!

Stop looking at porn! Shut up, for, like, a second.

that I didn't post in the first place... I'm asking for a favor? I'm asking for...

That is not true, by the way. Hey! We're keeping together on this.

That wasn't us, Laura! Laura, please.

That's how you wanna play? All right. Fine. Guys, come on. Please, let's stop!

That's not with us. What kind of sex were you guys having?

The only person that likes Val is Val. Is Val. Yeah. You just get me, Jess.

The round ain't over. What are you doing?

There is no button. What do you mean?

There. You happy, Blaire? Why are you doing this?

There's something in my house... She's just yelling a lot.

These are incredible. Oh, my God. It just came from your account.

They are? They are? Thank you! Okay. Okay, great.

They're still here, Jess. It's, like, not working.

This is Laura's email. What'd they say?

This is so fucked up! This isn't funny anymore!

This isn't you, Jess? Jess, it's not you?

Val, what is it? Brucer, shut up!

Val! Val?

Val! What the hell?

Val? Oh, my God.

Val. What?

Wait. What?

Wait. Guys, guys, guys. Come on, please. Okay. All right. I see.

Wait. What? Looking good.

We can do this shit after. Wait, hold on. The cops are with Val.

We do? Yeah, it's...

We gotta get him out. Who cares? We have to go over and help Val.

We should call the cops. That's the only thing I can think of.

We'll go across the tracks. All right, I'm down.

We're doing this shit after. What's the point?

We're gonna call the police. I will do anything you want.

What are you doing, Adam? Tick tock...

What are you doing? Dude, it's not my fault!

What are you doing? Is he serious? Mitchie, I'm so sorry. Don't...

What are you talking about? I totally missed it.

What are you... Don't fucking do this, man.

What do you mean? Let's just call each other back. Yeah?

What do you mean? What do you mean? It was an accident. It was an accident!