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Who won this war? We drove America from the Pacific, gained economic influence in Latin America, and erased that stupid Monroe Doctrine once for all.

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Who won this war? We drove America from the Pacific, gained economic influence in Latin America, and erased that stupid Monroe Doctrine once for all.

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Play Who won this war? We drove America from the Pacific, gained economic influence in Latin America, and erased that stupid Monroe Doctrine once for all.

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But the price we paid was the loss of control over Afghanistan and the Transvaal. The Russians are gaining influence in Asia. South Sudan is now French, and continues to advance in Africa. The dream of connecting Egypt to South Africa is over. And, most importantly, we lost Canada. For an empire, this is a defeat. However, only those who have fought little have never been defeated. And soon there will be a chance for revenge. Tensions in the world have not diminished at all. The Balkans...

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But the price we paid was the loss of control over Afghanistan and the Transvaal. The Russians are gaining influence in Asia. South Sudan is now French, and continues to advance in Africa. The dream of connecting Egypt to South Africa is over. And, most importantly, we lost Canada. For an empire, this is a defeat. However, only those who have fought little have never been defeated. And soon there will be a chance for revenge. Tensions in the world have not diminished at all. The Balkans...

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Play But the price we paid was the loss of control over Afghanistan and the Transvaal. The Russians are gaining influence in Asia. South Sudan is now French, and continues to advance in Africa. The dream of connecting Egypt to South Africa is over. And, most importantly, we lost Canada. For an empire, this is a defeat. However, only those who have fought little have never been defeated. And soon there will be a chance for revenge. Tensions in the world have not diminished at all. The Balkans...

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The French hate Germany, and want Alsace back. The Germans are eager to eliminate France. The Japanese and Russians are about to face each other over Manchuria. The Austrian and Ottoman Empires are unstable. The Boxer Rebellion is about to begin in China. The Empire must now form a coalition against an enemy, as we have done before. as we did against Napoleon, for example. In this case, the enemy is the United States. Who will be the Empire's ally? Perhaps France? But France has no interest...

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The French hate Germany, and want Alsace back. The Germans are eager to eliminate France. The Japanese and Russians are about to face each other over Manchuria. The Austrian and Ottoman Empires are unstable. The Boxer Rebellion is about to begin in China. The Empire must now form a coalition against an enemy, as we have done before. as we did against Napoleon, for example. In this case, the enemy is the United States. Who will be the Empire's ally? Perhaps France? But France has no interest...

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Play The French hate Germany, and want Alsace back. The Germans are eager to eliminate France. The Japanese and Russians are about to face each other over Manchuria. The Austrian and Ottoman Empires are unstable. The Boxer Rebellion is about to begin in China. The Empire must now form a coalition against an enemy, as we have done before. as we did against Napoleon, for example. In this case, the enemy is the United States. Who will be the Empire's ally? Perhaps France? But France has no interest...

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The same goes for Russia, an ally of France, fairly close to the United States, and an enemy of the Empire in Central Asia. Japan is a potential ally. but it will not be enough. Spain will not be able to remain neutral. the United States still threatens what remains of its colonial empire. But it will not be enough. Portugal, our oldest ally, will follow us into this war. Yet even then, it will not be enough. Germany. Germany, here's the ally. There are disagreements with the Germans here and...

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The same goes for Russia, an ally of France, fairly close to the United States, and an enemy of the Empire in Central Asia. Japan is a potential ally. but it will not be enough. Spain will not be able to remain neutral. the United States still threatens what remains of its colonial empire. But it will not be enough. Portugal, our oldest ally, will follow us into this war. Yet even then, it will not be enough. Germany. Germany, here's the ally. There are disagreements with the Germans here and...

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Play The same goes for Russia, an ally of France, fairly close to the United States, and an enemy of the Empire in Central Asia. Japan is a potential ally. but it will not be enough. Spain will not be able to remain neutral. the United States still threatens what remains of its colonial empire. But it will not be enough. Portugal, our oldest ally, will follow us into this war. Yet even then, it will not be enough. Germany. Germany, here's the ally. There are disagreements with the Germans here and...

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Germany even drew up plans for an invasion of the United States, which included amphibious landings near Norfolk, New York City, or Boston, involving some 60 warships, and 100,000 troops. Of course, these plans were unrealistic and never seriously considered. but nonetheless, they were made. Furthermore, the Germans are natural enemies of France and dream of lands in the East. Lands of our enemy, Russia. Austria Hungary will follow Germany. another good ally. Romania and Serbia are enemies of...

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Germany even drew up plans for an invasion of the United States, which included amphibious landings near Norfolk, New York City, or Boston, involving some 60 warships, and 100,000 troops. Of course, these plans were unrealistic and never seriously considered. but nonetheless, they were made. Furthermore, the Germans are natural enemies of France and dream of lands in the East. Lands of our enemy, Russia. Austria Hungary will follow Germany. another good ally. Romania and Serbia are enemies of...

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Play Germany even drew up plans for an invasion of the United States, which included amphibious landings near Norfolk, New York City, or Boston, involving some 60 warships, and 100,000 troops. Of course, these plans were unrealistic and never seriously considered. but nonetheless, they were made. Furthermore, the Germans are natural enemies of France and dream of lands in the East. Lands of our enemy, Russia. Austria Hungary will follow Germany. another good ally. Romania and Serbia are enemies of...

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They will side with the Americans and the French. but that is not a major problem. It has been in decline for centuries. In fact, it is better this way. After victory, we will finally lay our hands on the Middle East. Greece and Bulgaria will side with the Empire, against the Ottomans. I am not sure what the Netherlands and Belgium will do. but after the German invasion, it will no longer matter. China will probably choose to fight the Japanese, but let us see if we can persuade them...

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They will side with the Americans and the French. but that is not a major problem. It has been in decline for centuries. In fact, it is better this way. After victory, we will finally lay our hands on the Middle East. Greece and Bulgaria will side with the Empire, against the Ottomans. I am not sure what the Netherlands and Belgium will do. but after the German invasion, it will no longer matter. China will probably choose to fight the Japanese, but let us see if we can persuade them...

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Play They will side with the Americans and the French. but that is not a major problem. It has been in decline for centuries. In fact, it is better this way. After victory, we will finally lay our hands on the Middle East. Greece and Bulgaria will side with the Empire, against the Ottomans. I am not sure what the Netherlands and Belgium will do. but after the German invasion, it will no longer matter. China will probably choose to fight the Japanese, but let us see if we can persuade them...